User:Josef

Josef Q&A

Q: Why did you give yourself up?

A: This got boring and pointless after I joined the wiki. My whole mission was to be notable, and I have failed.

Q: Alright, that's fair. So why did you start?

A: Because I find Shartak incredibly boring as is and needed something to do. So I thought, why not Blame Josef?

Q: And who the hell is Josef, anyway?

A: Josef is a generic Russian of my imagination, based off Josef from the game Mercenaries. This whole thing started after I failed a mission and randomly mumbled "Stupid Josef."

Q: Uh, so. I want to kill you. Where are you now?

A: Taking a cue from a man with the name Cheney, I'm residing at The Unspecified Location, somewhere north of York, yet south of Iceland.

Q: YOU SUCK GET OFF THE WIKI! GEERRRRROOOOFFFF!

A: Not a question, and no.