Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 003

Discussion

Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

Zeff, Pirate Hunter

Aparrently, my clan brothers stole Zeff's pants. I'd like to know more about this incident, the crew seem reluctant to say. Rozen Jolly Roger Gang's Pirate Defense Force Captain.

It's an impressive story, one brimming with triumph and tragedy, events heartwarming and events heartbreaking. Oh yeah, and monkeys. Maybe Zeff will tell that story in his next column? Phillip Murray

Aye rozen I'll tell you the story one day. Just be advised that the day it happend was a victory for all pirate kind!--Michael edwards 23:03, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Yahahahahar, i be waiting for that day, Cap'n. Do we still have the monkey about? Rozen

sadly no...the good captian of the strumpet ate it when I sent a message to him via monkey mail. FEAR NOT! I'm now training the monkey's uncle who should take up the duties!--Michael edwards 22:14, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Shartak Preservation Front Decries Animal Cruelty

The Shartak Preservation Front has also vowed to locate the secret farm where the seemingly endless supply of replacement guard dogs is bred, and "burn that prison camp to the ground".

I'd like to point out that we said we'd let the dogs out first. These little details are important. --Marco, 19.9.6, 18:07