Talk:Channel Four News Team

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Tovarisch Khrushchev here, C4NT Malton, Anchorman. Now then, I've been an anchorman all my life. I've been telling the news since before I could speak, when I was but a wee lad suckling on Papa Burgundy's hairy and more often than not delicious teets. I watched the News Team birth itself, and I'll watch it tear itself asunder in a drunken rage. Lo it is not so far a stretch to say I once led the News Team, but those were the old days. I'm retired now, and I've left it in good hands(though I forget whose hands those were). Having said that, I returned to the News Team after an extended period of rest to find a message posted up on our large gilded bulletin board that pointed to this place, and to you specifically, asking who you gentleman were and if we were at all affiliated with you(seeing as how this wiki page is a near perfect rip of our own). No one seemed to know you, and as far as I can tell you've stolen our very image. Now don't get me wrong, I've no problem with the News Team spreading off to different towns, reporting this that and the other without a care in the world save for the thirst of blood and scotch. Still, there is a point of pride in being an anchorman, in helping to establish a station and what it stands for, how it is seen. We at Channel 4 have an image, unique to us. Say our name in any square of Malton and people will begin to tell stories. We make history, and our wiki page, and everything on it, is our history book. From what I can see, you have stolen our image, and this is not befitting of a news team. There is no class, no glory in this. You wear but the mask of an anchorman, when you are naught but boom operators. Please, continue to tell the news, but if it is not too much to ask, for the ghost of Ron Burgundy, for my retirement village, establish your own image. Strip this wiki bare and begin anew. Stay classy...wherever the fuck you are. --Tovarisch Khrushchev 20:21, 7 July 2008 (UTC)