Lightning

Lightning is Simon's way of killing those who displease him.

Recorded Strikes

Victim: A giant parakeet

Reason: Killing before a real time battle.

To bystanders, it said: A giant parakeet collapsed to the ground, burnt to a crisp by an unexpected bolt of lightning. (2008-12-13 19:01)

To the victim, it said: There is a bright flash and a deafening crack as you are struck by lightning. You die. (2008-12-13 19:01)

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Victim: Dick Cheney

Reason: Killing before a real time battle.

To bystanders, it said: Dick Cheney collapsed to the ground, burnt to a crisp by an unexpected bolt of lightning. (2008-12-13 19:02)