The Pirate Hunters
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| Leadership: | Zeff | ||||
| Members: | 2 | ||||
| Goals: | To hunt down and kill pirates with overenthusiastic zeal | ||||
| Recruitment policy: | To join, simply start hunting and add the clan to your profile. Outsiders only. Minimum level of 8 | ||||
| Contact: | Through the talk page, PM Zeff on the forum or find a member ingame | ||||
Contents
The Pirate Peril
"Every day, the good lords and ladies of the Shartak settlements are discomforted by the presence of these sea-faring hooligans. Whats more worrying is the fact that this rabble has the power and intent to pose a serious threat even to the military of our peaceful settlements. They walk into our humble towns to murder, rape, steal and call us names - this can go on no longer - this threat must be destroyed!"
Pirate Hunter Zeff - hiding up a tree near York
Our Fight
Founded by Zeff, a veteran with a grudge against pirates, The Pirate Hunters is a group made up of the toughest soldiers, trackers and fighters from the three towns of Shartak, aiming to hunt down and kill pirates using stealth, suprise tactics and guerilla warfare.
"We seek to give pirates PUNISHMENT. And no, we don't mean the pleasurable kind of punishment enjoyed by the Lords and Ladies in the basement of Czechys tavern. We mean the nasty kind that we will fanaticaly inflict upon the pirates of Shartak, hunting them wherever they go."
Pirate Hunter Zeff - hiding underneath a shark, somewhere off the coast of Durham
Do you have what it takes? Sign up today!
Do you know the meaning of TRUE MANLINESS!? Are you ready to endure harsh conditions to track down and end the Pirate Peril for good?! Do you have what it takes to become a Pirate Hunter!? If you feel you have what it takes and are willing to follow the noble and glorious Pirate Hunters to the ends of the earth, the Pirate Hunters could use you... AS A LOYAL AND DEVOTED FAN!! That's right! If you meet the above conditions, you may just be eligible for an oppurtunity to join the (OFFICIAL) Shartak Pirate Hunters fan club!
However, if you go far beyond the conditions specified above, if your willpower and honourable resolve is so strong that it has become a solid object that orbits around your head, if you feel you are a glorious rolemodel for the population of Shartak, if you feel you could take on an endless horde of Pirates with only your tongue... Only then should you deem yourself worthy to claim the title of Pirate Hunter.
If you are interested in bearing the title of Pirate Hunter, simply contact Zeff on the forum.
Active Pirate Hunters
This displays the current active members of The Pirate Hunters, as well as the amount of Pirate kills.
Pirate Hunter Captain Zeff The Captain is in charge of co-ordinating Pirate Hunter activites and inter-group relations. - has sent 77 Pirates to their grave/graves/barrel/locker.
Pirate Hunter Mango Mango is currently serving as the Pirate Hunter secretary and manager of Zeff's personal fan club - has sent 0 Pirates to their grave/graves/barrel/locker.
Pirate Hunter Parrot Currently serving as Zeff's lieutenant - has sent 0 Pirates to their grave/graves/barrel/locker.
Pirate Hunter Bananna Currently serving as Zeff's emergency food supply - has sent 1 Pirates to their grave/graves/barrel/locker.
Pirate Hunter Koskela Little is known of Pirate Hunter Koskela. Koskela seems to specialize in hunting pirates. This is a good attribute for a Pirate Hunter to have. - has sent 34 Pirates to their grave/graves/barrel/locker.
As you can see, the Pirate Hunters are somewhat understaffed... no doubt because so few people are willing to endure the harsh conditions and intensive training required to become a Pirate Hunter. Even the Mango only just barely made it.
Allies
Rules
The virtuous warriors of The Pirate Hunters must abide by a code of honour, so that they may fulfill their duties as shining rolemodels for the rest of Shartak.
- To be a Pirate Hunter you must hunt pirates.
- Although the priority is pirate hunting, all Pirate Hunters have a duty to work for the best interests and safety of the three towns - Derby, Durham and York.
- The residents of these towns must be treated with courtesy and respect (unless they are either criminals or they really don't deserve it)
- Anyone that has killed an outsider from any of the three towns will be treated as a criminal and handed over to the Colonial Police.
- Share intelligence on pirate activity with other hunters.
- Respect your fellow hunters
- Help find the missing Pirate Hunting power pants. This is a very serious issue, no one finds it remotely amusing. If you do find them, DO NOT ATEMPT TO WEAR THEM unless you are a fully qualified Pirate Hunter. As for the suspects, it is highly likely that a Pirate/Monkey conspiracy is involved. Either that or their tightness broke the laws of physics causing them to cave in on themselves, forming a Black Hole. But again, this is just speculation.
News
There is no news. Thus defeating the point of writing a "news" section. There will likely be news in the future.
