The Cutlass Chronicle

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The Cutlass Chronicle

The Cutlass Chronicle is Shartak's better-than-premier newspaper, predating our rivals by negative months and stripping them regularly. Although based somewhere, we aim to bring you detailed and biased coverage of every stupid event across the island, to make sure your finger is firmly on the racing pulse of Shartak stupidity. We do not encourage letters to the editor, submissions from freelance reporters, and banners (or requests for banners) from those wishing to advertise. Leave us alone, silly pigs.

This isn't just a weekly zine, we're much too lazy to pump one out every week. We also do not steal layouts from the Yorkman.

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Corroborators

Alice
Alpaca
Oscar Z. Acosta
Jeff La Rose
Not Tom Failur (It is really)
March of the Pole
The Mysterious Stranger
Inactive Kitten Huffer
Enoch the Watcher
Chupa Cabra/The Pope