User:Tycho44

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Tycho Yarr Everett

There are those who claim that the shaggy beard woven with native monkeypaw charms and his "unusully affactad menner uf speeken" are simply a front, and that this coin-shuffling pirate is none other than the right honourable Tycho Everett of the Royal Academy of Turf Accounting, New Arkham division. The bookie mysteriously disappeared from Malton following a 44-1 payoff on NecroTech serum amid allegations of insider trading.
Shortly thereafter, Tycho "Yarr" Everett surfaced in The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet, where he marked for billiards, darts, and mumblety-peg. Tycho made odds on tomorrow's wind, yesterday's grog consumption, rats in the stew, and the likelihood of the Strumpet wrecking on the heretofore undiscovered island of Shartak.
After a particularly unfortunate instance of the latter wager left him bankrupt, Tycho marched forth into the uncharted jungle. His modest mission: To inventory, catalog, and obtain search odds for all items to be found on the entire island of Shartak. To track movement of these items through trading huts and between outsiders and natives. To locate natural resource locations, to engage in monopolistic trade practices, and to exploit arbitrage opportunities. With the help of Lord Shade's new organization, The South Shartak Trading Company, Tycho hopes to use market commerce and wild gambling excesses to form the backbone of the new Shartak economy.
  • Current wealth: 165 gold coins and 10+ gems.
  • Current wealth target: 1001 gold coins and 10+ gems.

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Tycho spends entirely too much time editing wikis. --Tycho44 21:05, 28 March 2024 (BST)

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