User:Skull Face

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Skullface-big.jpg To see

To bleed

Cannot be taught

In turn

You're making us

F*cking hostile

We stand alone

BACKGROUND

Skull Face was once a peaceful, noble savage who spent his days in idle tranquil. His biggest headache was ensuring a steady supply of the sacred weed for his pipe. Then the outsiders arrived, tramping across the island and leaving devastation in their wake. Sacred sites were defiled. Women and children were murdered. Treasures were stolen. Appeals were made to outsider authorities. There was no justice for the natives of Shartak. Skull Face consumed large quantities of the sacred mushrooms and sought guidance from the ancestors. He then set aside his pipe and the sacred weed. He painted his face for war and took up his weapons...

The outsiders must die, their heads shall decorate Skull Face's hut!

PHILOSOPHY

The ancestors tell of past times when outsiders came to Shartak. There was no common ground. Negotiation with the outsiders was impossible. It was 'kill or be killed'. As it was so shall it be...


Heads Sought

Armadox - A native who kills his own kind for sport. Admirable skills but lacking in focus.

Marvin - Diseased son of an outsider and a monkey.


Heads Taken In Vengeance

isaac99764 - A native who should have known better.


Heads Taken In Combat

Adolf Schwarznigger - The worst type of outsider, an affront to all who walk under the sky. From this day onwards his head will be used as a target by village children learning to aim in the latrine trench.

Catalina - A murderer of innocent natives.

halo222 - An unusual trophy.

Ray Mears - Apparently a famous outsider known for his survival skills. Skull Face's machete says otherwise.

MarcusNYPD - Outsiders have silly names.

buzzmong - A poor trophy.

White Lando - A foul-smelling outsider.

Lutrine - A child sent to defend the outsider city of York.

Elizabeth Cohen - A woman sent to defend the outsider city of York.

Ethal Merman the V - A deviant sent to defend the city of York.

Faust - Missionaries make good trophies!

Ryke Masters - Another child sent out to defend York.

willy1 - Another York child.

Arminius - A pleasing trophy this one.

HVLD - Another strangely named outsider.

Sgt Nicholas Angel - A brave defender of York.

Duke of Ted - So many outsider nobles, so little time.

K19 - A strange trophy.

Shadow Soul - The outsiders are mad!

Nickelbrook - Another babe-at-arms.

Serious Sam - A wide-mouthed trophy that will be used to scare small children.

krindo - Another strange outsider trophy.

Narel - Outsider child sent to fight and die...

Fear - Laugh...

Raining - It's raining outsider blood.

MrGale - A diseased outsider given a mercifully clean death.

Dr. Livingstone - An explorer who interrupted a Wicksick Ceremony. He now knows what it's like to take a central part in a Wicksick Ceremony :)

Ahoy Matey - Ahoy Machete!

Bauer - Hereafter known as the Chicken Of York. In battle instead of fighting he runs around squawking like a frightened chicken. His decapitated skull shows a pronounced wattle.




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