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| style="vertical-align:bottom; width: 75%" |Hereafter known as the Chicken Of York. In battle instead of fighting he runs around squawking like a frightened chicken. His decapitated head shows a pronounced wattle.
 
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| style="vertical-align:bottom; width: 75%" |A pirate's pirate and a fine addition to any shrunken head collection.
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|[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1569 Blackbeard]
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| style="vertical-align:bottom; width: 75%" |Well known for murdering the natives of Dalpok.
 
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Revision as of 11:52, 13 September 2007

Skullface-big.jpg To see

To bleed

Cannot be taught

In turn

You're making us

F*cking hostile

We stand alone

BACKGROUND

Skull Face was once a peaceful, noble savage who spent his days in idle tranquil. His biggest headache was ensuring a steady supply of the sacred weed for his pipe. Then the outsiders arrived, tramping across the island and leaving devastation in their wake. Sacred sites were defiled. Women and children were murdered. Treasures were stolen. Appeals were made to outsider authorities. There was no justice for the natives of Shartak. Skull Face consumed large quantities of the sacred mushrooms and sought guidance from the ancestors. He then set aside his pipe and the sacred weed. He painted his face for war and took up his weapons...

The outsiders must die, their heads shall decorate Skull Face's hut!

PHILOSOPHY

The ancestors tell of past times when outsiders came to Shartak. There was no common ground. Negotiation with the outsiders was impossible. It was 'kill or be killed'. As it was so shall it be...

FAVOURITE TROPHIES

Adolf Schwarznigger Racist filfth. His head will be used as a target by village children learning to aim in the latrine trench.
Catalina Psychotic killer of innocent natives.
Dr. Livingstone An explorer who interrupted a Wicksick Ceremony. He now knows what it's like to take a central part in a Wicksick Ceremony.
Serious Sam A wide-mouthed trophy that will be used to scare small children.
Bauer Hereafter known as the Chicken Of York. In battle instead of fighting he runs around squawking like a frightened chicken. His decapitated head shows a pronounced wattle.
0000FF Beard A pirate's pirate and a fine addition to any shrunken head collection.
Blackbeard Well known for murdering the natives of Dalpok.

HEADS SOUGHT

Marvin Diseased son of an outsider and a monkey.
Armadox A native who kills his own kind for sport. Admirable skills but lacking in focus.

HEADS TAKEN IN VENGEANCE

isaac99764 Psychotic who kills his own kind.

HEADS TAKEN IN COMBAT

halo222 Ray Mears
MarcusNYPD buzzmong
White Lando Lutrine
Elizabeth Cohen Ethal Merman the V
Faust Ryke Masters
willy1 Arminius
HVLD Sgt Nicholas Angel
Duke of Ted K19
Shadow Soul Nickelbrook
Ahoy Matey krindo
Narel Fear
Raining MrGale



Lord-of-the-trees.jpg Noble Savage
Skull Face is a proud Native.



Standrews-flag.JPG Scottish
This user is proudly Scottish.