The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet

Avast me hearties!!!

Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!

Current goals be:

Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)

• Terrorize the locals
• Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
• Rum
• Keelhauling
• Wenches
• Plunder
• Grog

The Code of The Scurvy Crew

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

Now accepting crew for the positions of:

• First Mate
• Sailing Master
• Master's Mate
• Ship's Surgeon
• Boatswain
• Gunner
• Gunner's Mate
• Quartermaster
• Carpenter
• Carpenter's Mate
• Steward
• Cook
• Cabin Boy
• Wenches
• Rum Runners
• Ship's Monkey
• Monkey's Mate
• and Able Bodied Seamen

As the man said:

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."