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Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!  
 
Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!  
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Revision as of 15:11, 22 March 2006

The Scurvy Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet
Abbreviation: SCHBS
Crew Size: There be the captain and his Sailing Master
Leadership: Captain Tyler Whitney
Goals: The pursuit of booty and/or rum. YARRR!!!
Recruitment policy: Yarr! All crew positions be determined by first-come first-serve or no rules cage death match. Ye must be a pirate or pirate sympathizer.


Avast me hearties!!!

Here be a clan for all pirates who believe in the pursuit of booty, rum, and native women. If ye be up to the task add yer name to the page and Captain Tyler Whitney will have ye crotch deep in grog and wenches before ye can say YARGH!!!



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Current goals be:

Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)

  • Terrorize the locals
  • Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
  • Rum
  • Keelhauling
  • Wenches
  • Plunder
  • Grog

The Code of The Scurvy Crew

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

Now accepting crew for the positions of:

  • First Mate:
  • Sailing Master: Rob Cath
  • Master's Mate:
  • Ship's Surgeon:
  • Boatswain:
  • Gunner:
  • Gunner's Mate:
  • Quartermaster:
  • Carpenter:
  • Carpenter's Mate:
  • Steward:
  • Cook:
  • Cabin Boy:
  • Wenches:
  • Rum Runners:
  • Ship's Monkey:
  • Monkey's Mate:
  • and Able Bodied Seamen:

As the man said:

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."

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