Botheringham FC Supporters' Club
| Botheringham FC Supporters' Club | ||
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| Leadership: | Twist | |
| Members: | A sell-out crowd | |
| Goals: | Supporting the Mighty Bov's | |
| Recruitment policy: | Wear the pink-and-purple with pride | |
| Contact: | Any fellow Botherer | |
"Coooooooooome ooooonnnnn yooooouuuuu Boooooooooov's!"
Introduction
Inroduction? I hardly think the greatest damn team in the whole damn South-East Division needs any introduction.
The Supporters' Club
The now-infamous Pwotters first brought word of the mighty Bov's to Shartak, but their - entirely undeserved - reputation may have dissuaded some otherwise loyal fans from publicly supporting the GREATEST DAMN TEAM IN THE WHOLE DAMN DIVISION. In the Botheringham FC Supporters' Club, our only goal is to support our beloved Bov's, through thick and thin, wind and rain, war and pestilence. We welcome everyone who has love for the Bov's, regardless of race, clan or alleged sexual preferences. As long as you wear something pink-and-purple in either your description or your avatar, anyway.
The Botheringham FC Supporters’ Club has no goals, ethos or aims, other than to support the mighty mighty Bov’s. This may be done by shouting “Go Bov’s!” in crowded huts, teaching parrots to sing rousing terrace chants such as Oh When the Bov’s Come Marching In and There’s Only One Botheringham FC, and ensuring that any shargle-molesting Lowersex FC scum are beaten savagely and mocked even more savagely.
So come along to our newly-refurbished Club House, and we can hang out, eat Scampi Fries and drink beer, and argue about whether Calvinho can actually go all the way this season and beat Bov's legend and all-time top goal scorer John Johnson's record of 56 red cards in 38 games.
The Club House
In late December 2008, the former Pwotters' HQ was leased out by the Director of the Supporters' Club, for an undisclosed amount, and became the first fully-customised residence on the island. Don't let those Kingdom of Skulls or Port Breton wannabes tell you any different - we've got the whole shabang. Swing by and see for yourself, we're in York, 1NE of the Weapons Hut.
Lowersex FC
The jumped-up, blue-and-green wearing chancer bastards are to be hounded without mercy. I mean, they're only in the SE Division because Crappington FC's stadium is in a dangerous state of disrepair, thereby forfeitting their promotion chances and giving it to the Lowersex scum by default.
The following individuals have been observed to display typical Lowersex FC behaviour, and should be shown the business end of a blunt machete at every opportunity:
