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| Leadership: | Mr Gale | ||||
| Members: | A goatse-load. | ||||
| Goals: | Annihilation. Genocide. See the Bov's take home the cup. | ||||
| Recruitment policy: | We welcome all into our loving and masculine arms, except for damn dirty natives and Chelsea supporters. We'll still take you lot, just don't be surprised when you keep getting shot in the face. | ||||
| Contact: | Post here, young squancho. Prove your worth and we may let you in on our great works. | ||||
We will tear through all these little harmonious native villages like a tropical cyclone. Women, children, worthless roleplaying beardos: we will sweep every single native up in a blitzkrieg of bloodthirsty genocide. We will rampage across the pristine countryside; an organised army of pure malevolent destruction, slashing and burning an entire ecosystem. Rolling over villages like anthills; raping and murdering and annihilating like the forces of darkness itself.
You will remember us in your nightmares and your whispered stories. Tales of an unstoppable juggernaut just beyond the horizon that you can all but flee, until at last we are upon you. And the horrors we unleash will make your final fleeting moments seem like a lifetime of terror.
We will burn our atrocities into your minds. Yes, you will protest and cry foul and run to those who hold sway in this land and plead with them to stop us. You will howl and moan in your safe places and on your forums, you will smash your keyboards in disgust. But all your well-learned politics will come to naught when we lay your souls to waste.
Our goal is nothing less than to eradicate an entire (imaginary) race of people and burn their bones into dust. Our ferocity will leave our friends aghast and our enemies traumatised, left with only nightmares and thousand-yard stares. Those who have opened this world to us will soon know what evil man is truly capable of, and you will pray for your own redemption for the small part you played in the horror this is to come.
Also, Botheringham's in with a real chance this season, since they've moved Calvinho to the diagonal-half position. They're already 2-0 up on the ladder!
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Current Activities
We're mostly just hanging about the Botheringham FC Supporter's Club in Northern York for the time being. Playing darts and lighting farts, that sort of thing. Although we have noticed that the football pitch at Botheringham Stadium is in a sorry state of disrepair.
Anyone with a Machete can help us out by cutting roads to the stadium or clearing out the parking lot as shown in the map to the left. If you have a few spare planks of driftwood, you can also help out by marking out the stands and the pitch boundry. Remember, this is for our boy's so they can have a respectible home ground. In the words of the immortal Mitch Freisenburg: "Sometimes, you just want to play football on, like, proper grass like."
Amen. VIVA BOTHERINGHAM!
History
13:48, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
We have arrived. Just taking a stroll along the beach. Lovely day, don't you think?
Joining
Clan membership is invitation only at the moment, so just follow the link in the box up there, sign up and post something explaining why you think you're awesome enough to join our ranks. It's all downhill from there, ababy.
Botheringham FC Standings
TBA.
Next match: Botheringham vs. Lowersex at Lowersex Downs.
C'MON THE BOV'S!
Statistics: Last time the Bov's met Lowersex was in last season's Asda "It's the taking part that counts" Trophy, when Calvinho added an injury time header to Johnny Macclesfield's first half strike (Macclesfield's first, and only, goal for Botheringham to date; Lowersex's keeper had forgotten which side they were starting on, and lined up next to Goatsenelli, the Botheringham keeper) to give the Bov a 2-0 victory.
