User:Admiral Thrawn

Description

After meeting Piratz from "Piratz'z mango grove", Admiral Thrawn, a bulky creature with slightly blueish skin, decided to raise funds for a joint fruit shop (possibly Piratz'z & Thrawn's Olde Fruit Shoppe). His specialty are quality fruit juices. He's standing behind a makeshift counter and asks you: "Wanna take a sip?"

Four good reasons why to buy our juice

01. It's delicious.
02. It's made from the best fruits around which equals high quality.
03. It's healthy (better than drinking rum every day).
04. It's cheaper than juicing on your own (consider: to get 3 bottles of juice, you have to spend AT LEAST 12 AP searching for fruit, 12 AP for juicing and 3 AP to drink it. That means at least 27 AP for 12 HP.
If you buy our juice, you spend 1 AP giving me a piece of gold and 3 AP for drinking your juice. That's sensational 4 AP for 12 HP!)

How to order

(Please read carefully BEFORE ordering. Order only if you agree to the terms and conditions):

First, check my profile for availability of desired item.
Don't order any items if the sign says <CLOSED>.
Don't order any item if there's less than 2 in stock.
Don't order any items if you haven't got enough inventory space available.

To order, simply pay me in gold coins (if you don't have any gold with you, you can offer me anything else for trade, but I preserve the right to turn your offer down; in this case you'll get your stuff back).
If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get the standard/cheapest juice.
As soon as I wake up, you'll get your juice.
Please consider: orders are queued. If you should place an order and I got no more juice in stock when I get to your order, your money will be fully refunded!
Your money will not be refunded if you should move away from the square I'm in.

If you should die while waiting for me to wake up, I'll try my best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry. So please don't be pissed at me. The same goes for the case of me dying which I try to avoid, but I'm sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.

Future Plans

You can usually find me somewhere around the trader's hut at the shipwreck or south of it, gathering delicious fruit. As soon as I'll have established a good trading post, you'll have a place where you can find me at (more or less) fixed business hours! Please be patient, I'm looking forward to serve you! Fruit juice is my passion, I don't want to rip you off unlike other merchants. Feel free to compare our prices.

A word about responsibility

Please don't litter! Be environmentally conscious, don't throw empty bottles away. Animals could be harmed by broken glass. You can return emtpy bottles to me if you wish, but you won't get any money back.
[Refund at collection depots when sold in Derby]