Talk:Shargle

What is a Shargle?

NOTE: based purely on unreasearched data and first-hand experience.

HYPOTHESIS A Shargle is a bird.

OBSERVATIONS A shargle eats only humans, hot lead and steel.

A shargle eats only at night.

A shargle doesn't seem to fly.

A shargle tears chunks of flesh from its sleeping prey or attacker.

ANALYSIS

A bird usually sleeps at night, unless it is an owl, which it is not. Owl is spelled O-W-L. It is definitely not Shargle.

Upon further analysis, a shark has many teeth useful for eating humans, meat, steel and hot lead. Sharks also eat sleeping fishermen who sleep in fishermen's boats at night.

CONCLUSION Ladies and Gents, as we have seen, a shargle is in fact, NOT a SHARtak-eaGLE, but a SHARk-eaGLE, another product from the laboratories of genetic manipulative science. It haunts the mountain passes with the bear. And soon, another kind of creature will arise. the Shear, which you can probably deduce, the SHark-bEAR. -Elegost

Shargles in York?

screenshot of a dead shargle. i found a dead shargle in a hut in york. -Elegost 11:43, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Shargles on the ocean?

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3990/shargleql8.th.png

I found the body of a dead shargle on a water square in the middle of nowhere in the northeast of the island

Perhaps someone was carrying it and it decided to attack them despite the fact that it'd die without someone carrying it because we all know shargles can't swim. --Simon 08:45, 23 June 2007 (UTC)