Discordian Cargo Cult

Discordian Cargo Cult is an unofficial clan within Shartak. It is open to Native and Outsider characters. It is open to animals too, but unless Simon codes animal clan membership (which we consider low priority) this openness is meaningless. The Island off the west coast of Shartak has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the Island is hereby advised of the Roules:

1. Join Us or Die!
2. We say "Mango!" instead of "Fnord!"
3. Eris does not know about the law of fives.
4. Eris is a character, and she is a member of the Discordian Cult
5. If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.

If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by deciding to join the Discordian Cargo Cult. You can tell us about it if you wish, at discordian@evilguru.com. Or don't tell us until we threaten you. Mango!