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PH clan of moorish resistance

Ph Clan of Moorish resitance
Abbreviation: PH
Group Numbers: San poly proveera

San Poly will provide

Leadership: Salchicha
Goals: Spread the Holy Words of St. Poly
Recruitment Policy: We belive in St. Poly and in his prophet J. Anguita, all the unbelivers must die. The real belivers are Welcome
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Dangerous military-Moorish-ultrareligious sect that venerates the image of St, Poly Diaz martir that appeared by a Holy Miracle on Salchicha's bacon for breakfast

Its members follow the dictations of the big-titted gorgeous and crazy alike Salchicha, who makes soaked sacrifices in a satanic drink called calissay for greater glory of their God: St. Poly Diaz Martir.


St. Poly Diaz Martir known as ' the colt of Wrayecas' lived between the junkies distributing syringes and aluminium paper and died for us martyred with "saetazos" of infected syringes. Their lessons can be summarized in the following phrase: "Poly diaz was born two days ago, but he could knock out a train".


The faithfuls of the religion of St. poly diaz have the obligation to spread the word of St. Poly.

History

On the first days of March 2009, Salchicha raised a whole new clan of cannibals in Rakmogak, who followed her because of her wise words, her sacred connection to St Poly and, mainly, because of her boobs. Soon the impact on the island was huge: they made a big bunch of enemies and also a little piece of friends.

Some unbielevers joined the Faith, such as Coup Poudre and Snico, and now are considered part of the clan just as anybody else for their patience and their demonstrated Faith.

Currently, pH is allied with the Kingdom Of Skulls.


Philosophy and Religion

pH prays Saint Poli, whose Ideology may be summarized in the sentence "SAN POLI OR DIE!!!", much heard around Rakmogak since the pH arrived.