User:Admiral Thrawn

Current location: in the jungle, gathering fruit. The shop is OPEN. Description After meeting Piratz from "Piratz'z mango grove", Admiral Thrawn, a slender creature with slightly blueish skin, decided to raise funds for a fruit shop (possibly Thrawn's Olde Fruit Shoppe). His specialty are quality fruit juices. He's standing behind a makeshift counter and asks you: "Wanna take a sip?" Four good reasons why to buy our juice 1. It's delicious. 2. It's healthy (better than drinking rum every day). 3. It's made from the best fruits around which equals high quality. 4. It's cheaper than juicing on your own. Consider: to get 3 bottles of juice, you have to spend AT LEAST 12 AP searching for fruit, 12 AP for juicing and 3 AP to drink it. That means at least 27 AP for 12 HP. If you buy our standard juice, you spend 1 AP giving me some gold and 3 AP for drinking your juice. That's sensational 4 AP for 12 HP! Future Plans You can usually find me somewhere around the trader's hut at the shipwreck or south of it, gathering delicious fruit. As soon as I'll have established a good trading post, you'll have a place where you can find me at (more or less) fixed business hours! Please be patient, I'm looking forward to serve you! Fruit juice is my passion, I don't want to rip you off unlike other merchants. Feel free to compare our prices. If you think my prices are too high, check out Trader Sam's prices and then say it again. Jobs You like what you read here? Fruit juice is your passion as well? You're not after the big money but you enjoy juicing and selling high quality produce to customers? Have I got a job for you in the Shartak Fruit Juice Network (SFJN)! Just drop me a line on my talk-page and together, we'll rule the fruit universe as father and son (errrr, where the heck did that come from?). Variety of quality fruit products Tasty Juices Price Mighty Mango Juice™ with the extra bit of pulp 3 bottles @ 2 gold coins (4 HP per bottle) Premium Quality Banana Juice™ with a slight cinnamon note 3 bottles @ 2 gold coins (4 HP per bottle) Sweet Berry Juice™ with rich, dark-red texture 1 bottle @ 1 gold coin (8 HP per bottle) Scary Pumpkin Juice™ with a tad of black pepper (currently out of stock, check back later) Strong Drinks Crazy Ape Banana Rum™ with 77% abv (!) (coming soon, keep your eyes peeled) Golden Sparkly Mango Beer™ with 4% abv (coming soon, keep your eyes peeled) Gourmet Class Red Berry Wine™ with 11% abv (coming soon, keep your eyes peeled) Further details coming soon The equipment Admiral Thrawn uses high quality stainless steel knives and daggers for a clean processing of the freshest fruit. He's never seen without his custom made multifunctional utility-belt which holds several different kinds of blades, because each type of fruit calls for a specially shaped implement. Be it serrated, subtly curved, double-sided or whatever, the Admiral has just the right knife for every task at hand. A word about responsibility Please don't litter! Be environmentally conscious, don't throw empty bottles away. Animals could be harmed by broken glass. You can return emtpy bottles to me if you wish, but you won't get any money back. [Refund at collection depots when sold in Derby] How to order You can order only in-game. Don't post any orders here, they will be ignored and deleted. (Please read carefully BEFORE ordering. Order only if you agree to the terms and conditions): First, check my profile for availability of desired item. Don't order any items if the sign says <CLOSED>. Don't order any item if there's less than 3 in stock (doesn't apply for Sweet Berry Juice™). Don't order any items if you haven't got enough inventory space available. To order, simply pay me in gold coins (if you don't have any gold with you, you can offer me anything else for trade, but I preserve the right to turn your offer down; in this case you'll get your stuff back). If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get the standard/cheapest juice. As soon as I wake up, you'll get your juice. Please consider: orders are queued. If you should place an order and I got no more juice in stock when I get to your order, your money will be fully refunded! Your money will not be refunded if you should move away from the square I'm in. If you should die while waiting for me to wake up, I'll try my best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry. So please don't be pissed at me. The same goes for the case of me dying which I try to avoid, but I'm sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.