The WickSick Headhunters

The WickSick Headhunters|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;"		File:Neu.JPG
Leadership:	We are egalitarian
Members:	Open for all wicksick people
Goals:	We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-wicksick people and Monkeys
Recruitment policy:	Are you wicksick? Join us!
Contact:	[1]

The WickSick Headhunters is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.

The WickSick Headhunters have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.

Our goals are simple:

Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.

Our rules as well:

- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.

- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.

Favourite Trophies:

This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...

- Lutheran [2]

is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [3] / collected again by Wambayak [4]

- Bob Nowak [5]

is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [6]

- Spookey69 [7]

is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers

and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).

- Grigoriy [8]

is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [9]

                                                == Recent Events ==

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CALL TO THE MACHETES!

The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.

He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.

What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!

So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!

Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!

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THE FIRST GATHERING!

Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!

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THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!

After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.

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SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY

The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...

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THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS

We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:

Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)

Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)

Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)

Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)

Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)

Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)

Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)

Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)

Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)

Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19) Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20) Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20) Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)

Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)

Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)

Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)

Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)

Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)

lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"

Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)

Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)

Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22) Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)

Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)

Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)

Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)

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TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY

the pictures can be found here: [10]

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COMING HOME TO WIKSIK

After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.