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group_recruit=We belive in St. Poly and in his prophet J. Anguita, all the unbelivers must die. The real belivers are Welcome| | group_recruit=We belive in St. Poly and in his prophet J. Anguita, all the unbelivers must die. The real belivers are Welcome| | ||
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On the first days of March 2009, Salchicha raised a whole new clan of cannibals in Rakmogak, who followed her because of her wise words, her sacred connection to St Poly and, mainly, because of her boobs. Soon the impact on the island was huge: they made a big bunch of enemies and also a little piece of friends. | On the first days of March 2009, Salchicha raised a whole new clan of cannibals in Rakmogak, who followed her because of her wise words, her sacred connection to St Poly and, mainly, because of her boobs. Soon the impact on the island was huge: they made a big bunch of enemies and also a little piece of friends. | ||
− | + | One day, which will be stated as day zero to pH, Salchicha found the Conch Shell, no doubt it was a | |
+ | Sign of the one God San Poli. pH members had massive orgies of death and blow, increasing their levels faster than any other clan in Shartak. They soon became a terrible force. | ||
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+ | Then the Bills, in cooperation with Killy and a few more recently appeared Rakmogak natives, stole pH the Holy Conch. | ||
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+ | San Poli's rage was then unchained. pH alliance with the Kingdom Of Skulls suffered since then but both forces are still allied. Appart from that, pH declared war on everyone, everywhere. Rakmogak became a devastated area when pH killed everyone they found. Then they traveled to the continent. | ||
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+ | Right now pH is making San Poli's rage fall upon the poor city of Derby, which has become desolated. Outsider casualties are too much to be counted, and more mayhem is to come. | ||
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+ | == Derby's War == | ||
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+ | Once pH members achieved a proper level thanks to massively blowing the Conch Shell, they left Rakmogak and head to Derby, where they erased any living form after just two days of fight. pH members felt quite disappointed after that poor demonstration of resistance coming from Derbiers, so they decided attack York in order to find some warriors worth of their presence. | ||
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+ | == York's War == | ||
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+ | York's War was long and intense. During the first days, the balance was definitely falling to York's side, pH members getting killed almost every time they approached the city. Then, the main part of its members arrived and coordinated to kill York's shaman day after day. It was the breaking point, and from then on every day it passed the balance was falling more and more to pH's side. Finally, with the support of some of their allies Kingdom of Skulls, they defeated the city once and for all. During several days no outsider was seen in York and grass, animals and pH members felt free to mess around. | ||
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+ | After that war, San Poli was so pleased he magically drop the Conch Shell in Rakmogak's beach, where a pH member found it. | ||
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+ | Then, York absolutely burnt and with the Conch awaiting back home, pH returned to Rakmogak, their homeland, with the huge smile provided by knowing they were the major force of Shartak. | ||
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+ | == Durham's War == | ||
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+ | To complete San Poli's wishes of making a trilogy, pH declared war on Durham. War's going on right now and it's been caracterised by shaman killings. In a desperate effort to defend themselves, Durhammers started killing the roaming shaman. Ignoring [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,2317.0.html pH's communicate], they kept on killing him, so pH started killing Durham's home shaman in response. | ||
− | + | Now, every person involved in the war having to ressurrect in a place two days ago from Durham, it's hard to say how war will develop. | |
+ | We'll soon find out. | ||
== Philosophy and Religion == | == Philosophy and Religion == |
Latest revision as of 17:06, 1 October 2012
Contents
PH clan of moorish resistance
Ph Clan of Moorish resistance | |
Abbreviation: | PH |
Group Numbers: | San poly proveera
San Poly will provide |
Leadership: | Salchicha |
Goals: | Spread the Holy Words of St. Poly |
Recruitment Policy: | We belive in St. Poly and in his prophet J. Anguita, all the unbelivers must die. The real belivers are Welcome |
Contact: | www.todaviapordeterminar.com |
Dangerous military-Moorish-ultrareligious sect that venerates the image of St, Poly Diaz martir that appeared by a Holy Miracle on Salchicha's bacon for breakfast
Its members follow the dictations of the big-titted gorgeous and crazy alike Salchicha, who makes soaked sacrifices in a satanic drink called calissay for greater glory of their God: St. Poly Diaz Martir.
St. Poly Diaz Martir known as ' the colt of Wrayecas' lived between the junkies distributing syringes and aluminium paper and died for us martyred with infected syringes shots. Their lessons can be summarized in the following phrase: "Poly diaz was born two days ago, but he could knock out a train".
The faithfuls of the religion of St. poly diaz have the obligation to spread the word of St. Poly.
History
On the first days of March 2009, Salchicha raised a whole new clan of cannibals in Rakmogak, who followed her because of her wise words, her sacred connection to St Poly and, mainly, because of her boobs. Soon the impact on the island was huge: they made a big bunch of enemies and also a little piece of friends.
One day, which will be stated as day zero to pH, Salchicha found the Conch Shell, no doubt it was a Sign of the one God San Poli. pH members had massive orgies of death and blow, increasing their levels faster than any other clan in Shartak. They soon became a terrible force.
Then the Bills, in cooperation with Killy and a few more recently appeared Rakmogak natives, stole pH the Holy Conch.
San Poli's rage was then unchained. pH alliance with the Kingdom Of Skulls suffered since then but both forces are still allied. Appart from that, pH declared war on everyone, everywhere. Rakmogak became a devastated area when pH killed everyone they found. Then they traveled to the continent.
Right now pH is making San Poli's rage fall upon the poor city of Derby, which has become desolated. Outsider casualties are too much to be counted, and more mayhem is to come.
Derby's War
Once pH members achieved a proper level thanks to massively blowing the Conch Shell, they left Rakmogak and head to Derby, where they erased any living form after just two days of fight. pH members felt quite disappointed after that poor demonstration of resistance coming from Derbiers, so they decided attack York in order to find some warriors worth of their presence.
York's War
York's War was long and intense. During the first days, the balance was definitely falling to York's side, pH members getting killed almost every time they approached the city. Then, the main part of its members arrived and coordinated to kill York's shaman day after day. It was the breaking point, and from then on every day it passed the balance was falling more and more to pH's side. Finally, with the support of some of their allies Kingdom of Skulls, they defeated the city once and for all. During several days no outsider was seen in York and grass, animals and pH members felt free to mess around.
After that war, San Poli was so pleased he magically drop the Conch Shell in Rakmogak's beach, where a pH member found it.
Then, York absolutely burnt and with the Conch awaiting back home, pH returned to Rakmogak, their homeland, with the huge smile provided by knowing they were the major force of Shartak.
Durham's War
To complete San Poli's wishes of making a trilogy, pH declared war on Durham. War's going on right now and it's been caracterised by shaman killings. In a desperate effort to defend themselves, Durhammers started killing the roaming shaman. Ignoring pH's communicate, they kept on killing him, so pH started killing Durham's home shaman in response.
Now, every person involved in the war having to ressurrect in a place two days ago from Durham, it's hard to say how war will develop.
We'll soon find out.
Philosophy and Religion
pH prays Saint Poli, whose Ideology may be summarized in the sentence "SAN POLI OR DIE!!!", much heard around Rakmogak since the pH arrived.
pHemale Art
Girls on the pH have a highly artistic attitude and like to show it. We love seeing it. I'm sure you'll do as well:
Thanks, LunaOskura (the top page tits' owner, in case you are wondering)
Thanks, blonde girl who wants to remain anonymous, for this picture.