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| − | You guys seem like a nice, civilised group of people. If you'd be interested in opening relations with the Royal Expedition, contact us via our forum: http://s9.invisionfree.com/Royal_Expedition/index.php? --Less Than Lethal
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Hi Yeah, signed up on your forums. We're definitely interested. Look forward to doing buisiness with you."'''
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| − | Hey, any chance you can put up a section on this wiki to report crimes? I posted on the PK thread and nothing yet. I was hoping you guys could help. He is Stoertebecker [ http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 ] and i'd like to see him dead. He killed me, then attacked me the very same day after I resurrected (and that, my friend, is not very sportsmanlike, PKer or not). I also found him in the far westerly area of York, where there are five huts bunched together. Can you make an 'arrest'? Jack W Spalding.
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Yeah, we've heard of him Jack. In fact, he killed one of our officers. We're doing all we can to stop him. Oh, and if you want to add a criminal to the list, just put them under "--Criminals--" at the bottom of this page and they'll be added A.S.A.P."
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| − | ::'''Arwedda - "We would, of course, like some proof in the way of a screenshot of the murder. We've had trouble with people not being identified correctly."
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| − | I was in the York medical hut on May 14, and in the recent actions log it displayed that Lord Paul Reefer killed czech1. I'm sure your probably already aware of this, but I'd like to help your cause in anyway I can. Cheers --[[User:Gandhi|Gandhi]] 03:32, 15 May 2006 (BST)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Yeah, we know. Thanks anyway Gandhi, any information you can give us is always a great help."
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| − | == Most Wanted ==
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| − | Hell yeah, I made a wanted list and wasnt even trying! You guys should totally do a 'ten most wanted' or suchlike. It'd stoke my ego no end :P -- Dave C
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Watch yourself Dave... Murders in York will NOT be tolerated..."'''
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| − | Dont worry, I'm busy deforesting an islet for the hell of it at the moment. You're dave-free for a while ;) -- Dave C
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Heh, good luck with that. See you round Dave... see you round..."'''
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| − | Aw, crap. "Justin Fected" decided to come to Shartak. In UD, he's a fairly infamous PKer. Keep an eye open for an alt he'll likely have, "Justin Time."--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 00:21, 9 May 2006 (BST)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Thanks Wifey, we'll keep our eyes peeled."'''
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| − | ==Raktamites==
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| − | As a Raktamite, I'm fairly certain when I say... It's just Phutnanog.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 07:27, 11 May 2006 (BST)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "No matter who they are, if someone kills another player in York, they will be brought to justice."
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| − | ==Lord Paul Reefer's Group==
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| − | (Any information on Lord Paul Reefer or his lackeys would be appreciated. If the information leads to his execution, a reward of gold will be provided.)
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| − | ==Criminals==
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| − | I was killed by [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1828 Mal] completely unprovoked.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 19:33, 28 May 2006 (BST)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Thanks Tom. Mal has just been executed."'''
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| − | Hey, you missed some of my murders. I updated your page with the correct number.--[[User:Sora Lamal|Sora Lamal]] 20:55, 24 July 2006 (GST}
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| − | I've dealt with eminem1 after he assaulted everyone who was inside the Colonial Police Headquarters-- [[User:Zydd Soral|Zydd Soral]] 23:16 16 August 2006
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| − | My peacable pirate [http://www.shartak.com//profile.cgi?id=1604 Patch] just got attacked by Che a little ways outside York. Is this the welcome York reserves for an honary member of the [[Durham Pistoleers]]? -- [[User:Gitboy|Less Than Lethal]] 00:08, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
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| − | ==New Recruits==
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| − | (If you are interested in joining the CPHQ post your name and profile here)
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| − | I know my reputation with you isn't spotless, but I'd like to change my ways and right my wrongs.--[[User:Sora Lamal|Sora Lamal]]
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| − | ==Great News!==
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| − | [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1327 Tom Failur], the 'Butcher of York', known murderer and scallywag, was executed by the [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Order_of_Patriots Order of Patriots] last night. Despite having slain over 20 yorkmen without warning or provocation, Tom was quietly removed from the CP's Most Wanted list, and has in fact been aided by them when attacked by a native nearby. Why was he not apprehended and despatched before these atrocities could happen? Clearly the time is long overdue for right-thinking citizens of York to take matters into their own hands!
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| − | I must say I was shocked when I was helped after I had killed so many York citizens. I was also quietly disaapointed to be removed from the wanted list. It does seem like the CP is not able to enforce law and order in York. However death isn't the end. I will return to York to kill again as I am being paid to do it. I'm sure we will meet agin.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 12:51, 1 June 2006 (BST)
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| − | Oh right, so NOW you add him to the wanted list. Don't you think thats a bit late? -- Order of Patriots 11:13, 3 June 2006 (BST)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "We had our reasons..."'''
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| − | ::'''[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "The Colonial Police would like to take this opportunity to state that although we asked for evidence of these atrocities, multiple times, none was presented. At the moment we do ''NOT'' unprovokedly attack people without proof, unlike ''some vigilante organisations'' that I do not care to mention. However, with the above admission of guilt coming to light, we have added him to our wanted list. Secondly, we would like to state that ''we do not encourage murder in any capacity'', and the apparent "Helping" of Tom Failur was merely the removal of a different dangerous criminal from the streets of York."'''
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| − | ==The South Shartak Trading Company==
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| − | Hi! Great work you're doing! I was wondering, I have a couple of natives in my company. They would like to do business with the Outsider towns. Could you guys make sure you and your boys at least don't shoot them? They're good people, and they wouldn't be agents of the SSTC if they're proven to be killing without provokation. I also hope you'll persecute anyone that murders my fellow traders, be it pirate, native or outsider. They'll be on the member list of the SSTC wiki page. Again, thanks for the law enforcement! '''Jack W Spalding'''
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "We never attack natives unprovoked. We can only protect them in York. But, if they're heading that way, tell them to stay in the western part of York. That way we can keep our eyes on them."'''
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| − | As I have said on the OOP wiki talk, I feel your persecution of the Mercenaries Guild is unfounded. We Mercenaries are simply trying to earn an honest living - and we are honest. We work for anyone, providing the coin is good enough. No coin, no kill/job. We do not kill out of malicious intent, we're trying to survive in a merc-unfriendly world...--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 23:41, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "We never attack ANYONE unprovoked."
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| − | ::'''[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "We execute anyone who commits murder, even if they do so for money. In fact, last time I checked, killing someone for money was an even worse crime than killing someone in anger. Of course, we do also want to punish those who pay you to take out hits on people, but as of yet, we have no way of divining who these are. We would also like to point out that we have not openly declared a Guild-wide war on your dubiously legal organisation, a move we like to think of as somewhat generous."'''
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| − | ==JB Aristide's Terms of Surrender for the CP==
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| − | I grow weary of our war, and is it obvious now that the only time the CP can kill me is when there are [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=history more pressing matters] in the world. Therefore, i offer the following terms of surrender to the CP:
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| − | * the CP ceases all action against me.
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| − | * the CP gives me a one-time payment of 100 gold.
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| − | * the CP agrees that they will never, under any circumstances, participate in any raid of Raktam.
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| − | In return, I cease all action against you, and will guarantee that my York spies do not help in any other actions against the CP.
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| − | Otherwise, how long will this war continue? How many more unanswered killings will the CP suffer? Let us put an end to it.
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| − | --[[User:Frisco|Frisco]] 02:30, 16 July 2006 (UTC) (as JB Aristide)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "I too would like to see the end of this war. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. Here are our terms:<br>'''
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| − | ::* '''the CP will cease all action against JB Aristide and his partners.'''<br>
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| − | ::* '''JB Aristide and his partners will cease all action against the CP and all the citizens of York.'''<br>
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| − | ::* '''the CP agrees that they will never, under any circumstances, participate in any raid of Raktam.'''<br>
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| − | :::'''If you don't agree to these terms we can try to come to another agreement."'''
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| − | == Inaccuracies in offence lists ==
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| − | Between my first execution (2006-07-09 23:13) and eight offense (a killing of [[User:MickR|MickR]] at 2006-07-16 18:20), I also killed Kjendlie, was killed by Kjendlie, and killed Kjendlie once again, as [http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=2445 my Underworld page] shows. I feel somewhat slighted, even though this ommitted information will make the kill to death ratio next to my name less flattering. By the way, might I suggest that times for executions be included <nowiki><!--in comment tags--></nowiki> so they'll correspond to logged deaths?
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| − | Oh, and it was nice to hear your voice the other day, MickR. I'm sorry I didn't have time to stick around and chat back. ;)
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| − | — [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 05:05, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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| − | :'''[[User:MickR|MickR]]<sup>[[Colonial Police|<font color="blue">CP</font>]]</sup> - "Sorry if the list isn't always perfect, we try our best. I've fixed it for now."
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| − | I killed {{profile|2435|sayt}} recently (see [http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=2445 my Underworld page]) and that hasn't been mentioned on your offense list yet. Maybe this notice will help.
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| − | Given that my kill of a clan member has escaped notice for several days, and given that attacks on non-CP members account for a mere handful of the offenses on your list (I count eight), it seems like your clan's vindictive goal of executing everyone who's ever killed an outsider (or merely attacked one, in some cases) is well beyond your reach. — [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 06:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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| − | joef1day is not the guy who's been tagging "Blame Josef". Why you people insist on crediting a target so obvious is beyond me. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 07:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
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| − | == Unprovoked attack at SCS HQ ==
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| − | Hello, [[User:John Sevier|John Sevier]] here to report being killed without provocation at York, at the [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]] Headquarters by [[user:eminem1|eminem1]], who claimed I was guilty of something, though did not bother to say what. As I have only killed an outsider once [and then in self-defense], I have no idea what he is referring to do. The proof is in my profile {{profile|4420|John Sevier}}. I have since returned to my HQ and have weakened him, but I would appreciate assistance from the Colonial Police as I will not be able to finish him off this cycle. --[[User:John Sevier|John Sevier]] 14:00, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
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| − | ... How in the name of The Great Zombie did that water collector come to that most erroneous conclusion? Seriously. I am not John, I am not joef1day. For the love of the Gods, people. At least post your guesses here before you start kicking the crud out of fellow outsiders. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 05:25, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
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| − | == No, you idiots! IDIOTS! ==
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| − | Eli's not the spammer either. HOW DO YOU COME TO THESE CONCLUSIONS!? HOW HOW HOW HOW!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IDIOTS. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 23:33, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
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| − | Esteemed members of the Colonial Police,
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| − | Greetings! The Derby Hospitallers are interested in an alliance with your group. Are you willing to negotiate a treaty? If so, post here, or contact Black Joe on the forums. I am most interested in the Colonial Police's methods of law enforcement.
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