The Waugh Arms - Revision history

Neil Tathers at 15:44, 1 February 2011

2011-02-01T15:44:45Z

Simon at 20:01, 10 December 2008

2008-12-10T20:01:12Z

Roman Totale: /* Cocktails Menu */ Lukas Liquer

2008-07-28T17:56:18Z

Cocktails Menu: Lukas Liquer

Roman Totale: /* Cocktails Menu */ Hummingbird Hooch

2008-01-15T18:15:05Z

Cocktails Menu: Hummingbird Hooch

Roman Totale: /* House Rules */

2007-08-18T18:27:43Z

House Rules

Roman Totale: /* Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New! */ Removed some crap

2007-08-18T18:25:52Z

Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New!: Removed some crap

A Russian Pirate: /* House Rules */

2007-08-18T03:54:32Z

House Rules

A Russian Pirate: /* Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New! */

2007-08-18T03:50:16Z

Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New!

A Russian Pirate: /* Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New! */

2007-08-18T03:49:48Z

Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New!

Roman Totale at 22:35, 10 August 2007

2007-08-10T22:35:12Z

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 *'''The Mixed Up Chocolate and Coconut Snack Cake''' - we've yet to come up with a catchy name for this exotic snack, but suggestions are welcome.  Don't worry about the high price though!  Kill a criminal and Old Mac will offer you a bounty in return.
 *'''Wontons''' - a recipe from the far East, these spicy dumplings are tremendously popular!  A word of caution though: due to their high demand they generally sell out very quickly, leading some people to get a mite upset and tending to lash out.  Regulars have dubbed this phenomenon "Wonton Violence".
 *'''Spit-roasted Shargle''' - serves two.  Seems to be [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Image:Shargles3.gif quite popular in the Med Hut].

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 *'''The Lacuna''' - doesn't contain spirits.
 *'''The Malice''' - at 10gc a glass, the Malice is an expensive drink.  Served in a chalice made from human bones, blood red, and with a sharp taste, this is a drink that bites back - some have compared drinking it to being stabbed in the kidneys with a rusty spoon. Some drinkers have found an extreme adverse reaction to this cocktail, often breaking out in an uncomfortable rash.  As such this cocktail is banned in the majority of towns in Shartak.
-*'''Serious Sambuca''' - Not just ordinary Sambuca, this is Serious Sambuca!  Flavored with exotic Shartak aniseed, this drink has a most peculiar effect.  After just one glass the alcohol goes straight to the larynx, causing the drinker to talk and talk and talk and talk.  Further consumption of the drink sees the alcohol take effect on the bowels - the abdominal muscles contract forcing any waste and effluence upwards into the mouth.  As the primary effects are still taking place, this causes the unfortunate drinker to literally "talk shit".  '''Note from the management:'''  This drink is no longer in stock due to massive unpopularity.
+*'''Serious Sambuca''' - Not just ordinary Sambuca, this is Serious Sambuca!  Flavored with exotic Shartak aniseed, this drink has a most peculiar effect.  After just one glass the alcohol goes straight to the larynx, causing the drinker to talk and talk and talk and talk.  Further consumption of the drink sees the alcohol take effect on the bowels - the abdominal muscles contract forcing any waste and effluence upwards into the mouth.  As the primary effects are still taking place, this causes the unfortunate drinker to literally "talk shit".
 *'''Hummingbird Hooch''' - although somewhat down market for our fine establishment, this cheeky little number seems to have become quite popular in the bars of Shartak.  It must be said that Hummingbird really does get around.  Made predominantly with Blue Bols and fermented mangoes, the fruity but sour taste has intoxicated many an impressionable islander into doing things they become embarrassed about later on - as the locals say "when Hummingbird is doing the rounds, someone is bound to wake up with red cheeks in the morning".
 ==Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New!==

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 *'''The Lacuna''' - doesn't contain spirits.
 *'''The Malice''' - at 10gc a glass, the Malice is an expensive drink.  Served in a chalice made from human bones, blood red, and with a sharp taste, this is a drink that bites back - some have compared drinking it to being stabbed in the kidneys with a rusty spoon. Some drinkers have found an extreme adverse reaction to this cocktail, often breaking out in an uncomfortable rash.  As such this cocktail is banned in the majority of towns in Shartak.
 *'''Serious Sambuca''' - Not just ordinary Sambuca, this is Serious Sambuca!  Flavored with exotic Shartak aniseed, this drink has a most peculiar effect.  After just one glass the alcohol goes straight to the larynx, causing the drinker to talk and talk and talk and talk.  Further consumption of the drink sees the alcohol take effect on the bowels - the abdominal muscles contract forcing any waste and effluence upwards into the mouth.  As the primary effects are still taking place, this causes the unfortunate drinker to literally "talk shit".  '''Note from the management:'''  This drink is no longer in stock due to massive unpopularity.
 ==Old Mac's Bar Snacks - New!==

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 *No fighting or killing
 *No pissing in the corner
-*Do not molest the '''[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3236 waitress]'''
+*Do not molest the '''[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 waitress]'''
 *No consumption of drugs on the premises unless you've "brought enough for everyone"

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 *'''Spit-roasted Shargle''' - serves two.  Seems to be [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Image:Shargles3.gif quite popular in the Med Hut].
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+Disclaimer: Due to unpopularity and lack customers due to semen being found in food by CP health and safety regulators the 5punk members who run Old Mac's Bar Snacks have been evicted by the Colonial Police. The paragraphs above are just to keep you on this page 30 seconds longer.
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