Pwotters - Revision history

Neil Tathers at 01:57, 10 March 2010

2010-03-10T01:57:16Z

Twist: /* Current Activities */

2009-04-28T10:40:10Z

Current Activities

Cheesesteak: Fixed clanbox and logo

2009-02-08T21:32:48Z

Fixed clanbox and logo

Drunky McScallywag: /* Current Activities */

2008-07-06T05:13:54Z

Current Activities

Melancholicboner: /* Botheringham FC Standings */

2008-06-30T10:07:10Z

Botheringham FC Standings

Melancholicboner: /* Botheringham FC Standings */

2008-06-30T10:06:52Z

Botheringham FC Standings

Melancholicboner: /* Botheringham FC Standings */

2008-06-30T10:05:38Z

Botheringham FC Standings

Melancholicboner: /* Botheringham FC Standings */

2008-06-30T09:55:42Z

Botheringham FC Standings

Drunky McScallywag: /* Botheringham FC Standings */

2008-06-29T12:37:48Z

Botheringham FC Standings

Drunky McScallywag at 12:36, 29 June 2008

2008-06-29T12:36:27Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 01:57, 10 March 2010
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 After much additional bloodshed and mayhem, calm was eventually restored when most Botheringham supporters went home, since they had work in the morning. Unfortunately, when normalcy resumed the follwing day, several members of the Botheringhamshire council discovered, much to their collective horror, that in their fervour the previous night they had passed a unanimous motion to declare war on the city of [[York]], Shartak Island.
-Council by-laws being what they are, the Botheringham FC Supporter's Club have no choice but to follow through on this declaration at their soonest convenience. Botheringhamshire president Kilpatrick McOyster had this to say:
+Council by-laws being what they are, the [[Botheringham FC Supporters' Club]] have no choice but to follow through on this declaration at their soonest convenience. Botheringhamshire president Kilpatrick McOyster had this to say:
 “Oohhh, fookin ‘eck. Yeh boys might a roit sozzie intie, eh? Gecha vees ootand arse an cannie back till yeh deed or pussin whiskey. Fookin gobshite.”

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-{{Clanbox|
+{{Clanbox_test|
 clan_name=Pwotters|
 official_id=336|
 open_to=everyone|
-clan_image=http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm212/Drunky_McStumble/botheringhamlogosmaller.png|
+clan_image=[[Image:Botheringhamlogosmaller.png]]|
 clan_leaders=[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1267 Mr Gale]|
 clan_membership=A goatse-load.|

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:13, 6 July 2008
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	VIVA BOTHERINGHAM!		VIVA BOTHERINGHAM!

		+	<br>
		+	'''UPDATE 05:13, 6 July 2008 (UTC):''' We're very pleased to announce that the final solution to the York problem has been enacted with complete success! Congratulations to all those Botheringham supporters who turned out and made a spiffing time of it. A celebratory afternoon tea will be held in central York later today, once we've cleared away most of the corpses. Calvinho and Macclesfield will be flying in especially to toast the occasion. Let's hear it for the Bovs!

	==History==		==History==

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 [Statistics: '''TBA''']
-[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met the Royal Gunners was in the ultimte game of last season. Botheringham's then-manager Ernesto Pancetta was sent off for "repeatedly stamping on the opposition fly-back's crotch, for a period of almost 25 minutes". This came after Pancetta had made the controversial (and, it was later discovered after reading the rulebook, totally bloody illegal) decision to substitute Botheringham's entire defensive line for himself. When asked by his assistant manager to justify the decision at the time, it is alleged that Pancetta replied "those goons don't even know what football is. I'll show them. I'll show them football. I'll stamp on a crotch or two, or yes."
+[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met the Royal Gunners was in the ultimte game of last season. Botheringham's then-manager Ernesto Pancetta was sent off for "repeatedly stamping on the opposition fly-back's crotch, for a period of almost 25 minutes". This came after Pancetta had made the controversial (and, it was later discovered after reading the rulebook, totally bloody illegal) decision to substitute Botheringham's entire defensive line for himself. When asked by his assistant manager to justify the decision at the time, it is alleged that Pancetta replied "those goons don't even know what football is. I'll show them. I'll show them football. I'll stamp on a crotch or two, oh yes."
 Initially the tactic seemed to pay off. Her Majesty's attacking players were too noble to force themselves on this elderly gentleman who had positioned himself between them and the goal they so lusted for. After the crotch incident and the subsequent mega-red-card, however, the goals began pouring in. Final scoreline: HMRG 21, Botheringham 7. Botheringham and Pancetta could at least take some solace in the fact that the fly-back's junk was ruined for life.]

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	[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met the Royal Gunners was in the ultimte game of last season. Botheringham's then-manager Ernesto Pancetta was sent off for "repeatedly stamping on the opposition fly-back's crotch, for a period of almost 25 minutes". This came after Pancetta had made the controversial (and, it was later discovered after reading the rulebook, totally bloody illegal) decision to substitute Botheringham's entire defensive line for himself. When asked by his assistant manager to justify the decision at the time, it is alleged that Pancetta replied "those goons don't even know what football is. I'll show them. I'll show them football. I'll stamp on a crotch or two, or yes."		[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met the Royal Gunners was in the ultimte game of last season. Botheringham's then-manager Ernesto Pancetta was sent off for "repeatedly stamping on the opposition fly-back's crotch, for a period of almost 25 minutes". This came after Pancetta had made the controversial (and, it was later discovered after reading the rulebook, totally bloody illegal) decision to substitute Botheringham's entire defensive line for himself. When asked by his assistant manager to justify the decision at the time, it is alleged that Pancetta replied "those goons don't even know what football is. I'll show them. I'll show them football. I'll stamp on a crotch or two, or yes."

−	Initially the tactic seemed to pay off. Her Majesty's attacking players were too noble to force themselves on this elderly gentleman who had positioned himself between them and the goal they so lusted for. After the crotch incident and the subsequent mega-red-card, however, the goals began pouring in. Final scoreline: HMRG 12, Botheringham 1. Botheringham and Pancetta could at least take some solace in the fact that the fly-back's junk was ruined for life.]	+	Initially the tactic seemed to pay off. Her Majesty's attacking players were too noble to force themselves on this elderly gentleman who had positioned himself between them and the goal they so lusted for. After the crotch incident and the subsequent mega-red-card, however, the goals began pouring in. Final scoreline: HMRG 21, Botheringham 7. Botheringham and Pancetta could at least take some solace in the fact that the fly-back's junk was ruined for life.]

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 ! 1 || Botheringham || Lowersex || W || 7-0 || 24
 |-
-! 1 || Newcastershire Wells 2nd Reserve || Botheringham || L || 9-7 ||  24
+! 1 || Newcastershire Wells 2nd Reserve || Botheringham || L || 9-7 || 24
 |}
-Next match: Botheringham vs. Newcastershire Wells 2nd Reserve at Smeg Oval.
+Next match: Botheringham vs. Her Majesty's Royal Gunners.
 C'MON THE BOV'S!
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 [Statistics: '''TBA''']
-[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met Lowersex was in last season's Asda "It's the taking part that counts" Trophy, when Calvinho (then playing not in the diagonal half, but rather the quarter-south position) added an injury time header to Johnny Macclesfield's first half strike to give the Bov a 2-0 victory. Macclesfield's goal was his first and only for Botheringham to date, but it was a cracker, coming from eighty yards. Lowersex's keeper had forgotten which side they were starting on, and lined up next to Goatsenelli, the Botheringham keeper, allowing Macclesfield's frenzied toepunt unfettered access to the top corner.]
+[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met the Royal Gunners was in the ultimte game of last season. Botheringham's then-manager Ernesto Pancetta was sent off for "repeatedly stamping on the opposition fly-back's crotch, for a period of almost 25 minutes". This came after Pancetta had made the controversial (and, it was later discovered after reading the rulebook, totally bloody illegal) decision to substitute Botheringham's entire defensive line for himself. When asked by his assistant manager to justify the decision at the time, it is alleged that Pancetta replied "those goons don't even know what football is. I'll show them. I'll show them football. I'll stamp on a crotch or two, or yes."

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	C'MON THE BOV'S!		C'MON THE BOV'S!

−	[Statistics: Last time the Bov's met Lowersex was in last season's Asda "It's the taking part that counts" Trophy, when Calvinho (then playing not in the diagonal half, but rather the quarter-south position) added an injury time header to Johnny Macclesfield's first half strike to give the Bov a 2-0 victory. Macclesfield's goal was his first and only for Botheringham to date, but it was a cracker, coming from eighty yards. Lowersex's keeper had forgotten which side they were starting on, and lined up next to Goatsenelli, the Botheringham keeper, allowing Macclesfield's frenzied toepunt unfettered access to the top corner.]	+	[Statistics: '''TBA''']
		+
		+	[Previous Match Statistics: Last time the Bov's met Lowersex was in last season's Asda "It's the taking part that counts" Trophy, when Calvinho (then playing not in the diagonal half, but rather the quarter-south position) added an injury time header to Johnny Macclesfield's first half strike to give the Bov a 2-0 victory. Macclesfield's goal was his first and only for Botheringham to date, but it was a cracker, coming from eighty yards. Lowersex's keeper had forgotten which side they were starting on, and lined up next to Goatsenelli, the Botheringham keeper, allowing Macclesfield's frenzied toepunt unfettered access to the top corner.]

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 Unfortunately, one particularly loyal Lowersex supporter had procured for himself an RPG during the post-match chaos and managed, by all accounts, to shoot Milquetoast's helicopter out of the sky. All on board perished; while the Lowersex supporter was subsequently eviscerated by the unruly mob.
-After much additional bloodshed and mayhem, calm was eventually restored when most Botheringham supporters went home, since had work in the morning. Unfortunately, when normalcy resumed the follwing day, several members of the Botheringhamshire council discovered, much to their collective horror, that in their fervour the previous night they had passed a unanimous motion to declare war on the city of [[York]], Shartak Island.
+After much additional bloodshed and mayhem, calm was eventually restored when most Botheringham supporters went home, since they had work in the morning. Unfortunately, when normalcy resumed the follwing day, several members of the Botheringhamshire council discovered, much to their collective horror, that in their fervour the previous night they had passed a unanimous motion to declare war on the city of [[York]], Shartak Island.
 Council by-laws being what they are, the Botheringham FC Supporter's Club have no choice but to follow through on this declaration at their soonest convenience. Botheringhamshire president Kilpatrick McOyster had this to say:
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 ==Botheringham FC Standings==
-TBA.
+{| border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing ="0" class="wikitable" style="text-align:center" style="background:#efefef;"
-Next match: Botheringham vs. Lowersex at Lowersex Downs.
+Next match: Botheringham vs. Newcastershire Wells 2nd Reserve at Smeg Oval.
 C'MON THE BOV'S!