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Talk:Parchment Pages

2007-06-18T18:39:26Z

Specialist290: /* Breaking the pages into ... separate pages? */

==Editing the Parchment Pages==
When adding a location to the Parchment Pages, the coordinates can be added using the pplink template.

For example, to add a location at [-70.123,+26.456], type 
::<nowiki>{{pplink|123|456}}</nowiki>

To add coordinates and a wiki link, use 
::<nowiki>{{pplink|123|456}} [[Page Name Here|Wiki]]</nowiki>

The first example gives:

{{pplink|123|456}}

The second gives:

{{pplink|123|456}} [[Page Name Here|Wiki]]

==Request==

Added the Derby Tavern, but I lack the time to include the various coordinates. Can someone help me out with this?

Added the co-ordinates. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 07:39, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

==Breaking the pages into ... separate pages?==

Has there been any thought given into breaking the Parchment Pages into separate pages? --[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]] 02:37, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
:That would certainly be a good idea. Perhaps separate pages for each location? --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 03:23, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
::I do recall the parchment pages were originally made to be an encompassing tour guide for newbs. like an easy access page, where everything important is listed down. important buildings, clans, places, etc. -[[User:Elegost|Elegost]] 10:02, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Hmm... Perhaps we could break it down into a single index page that contains a general overview and lists all the basics, then add in location "subpages" for each settlement that go into a bit more detail about that particular locale. --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 18:39, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Specialist290

2007-06-18T03:26:13Z

Specialist290:

*'''Specialist290''' - Wiksik native. Founder of the Wiksik chapter of the [[Philosophe Knights]]. No, it's not a PKer group this time.

*'''One-Eyed Cook''' - Pirate. Currently roving the island in search of more bananas so that he can make the ultimate Pirate Banana Dacquiri. May consider opening a bar somewhere near the Shipwreck once he levels up a bit.

:*On April 1st, 2007, One-Eyed Cook got so drunk that he walked into Mt. Shartak backwards and got stuck in the crack for the whole day.

Talk:Parchment Pages

2007-06-18T03:23:23Z

Specialist290: /* Breaking the pages into ... separate pages? */

User:Specialist290

2007-04-02T02:35:04Z

Specialist290:

*'''Specialist290''' - Wiksik native. Seems to have managed to get himself into a vendetta with some guy named Seals and with the [[1st Imperial Privateers Regiment|First Imperial Privateers]], who keep trying to kill him for some reason. This does not bode well.

*'''One-Eyed Cook''' - Pirate. Currently roving the island in search of more bananas so that he can make the ultimate Pirate Banana Dacquiri. May consider opening a bar somewhere near the Shipwreck once he levels up a bit.

:*On April 1st, 2007, One-Eyed Cook got so drunk that he walked into Mt. Shartak backwards and got stuck in the crack for the whole day.

April Fool's Day

2007-04-01T02:41:23Z

Specialist290:

Simon is nice this time of year.
He flipped names backwards. He has also flipped movement backwards.

You might spend 25ap going one way, before you realize you're not getting anywhere. Then you use 25 more to correct yourself, then you use your remaining 25 ap (assuming you wait for 75ap) to get a walk worth 25ap. So you used 75ap getting 25ap's displacement.
I hope you don't make the same mistake i made with [[User:Elegost55|Elegost]].

-[[User:Postcardsaremine|Postcardsaremine]] 01:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

:I always play w/ my native character first, so I was able to catch on to what was going on after a while. However, lulled as I was into a false sense of security by the knowledge of this act, I committed an even bigger blunder with my pirate character, literally backing him into a corner on Mount Shartak from which there was no way to escape. The inaccessible tiles were unclickable as always, and clicking on the "accessible" tiles would have forced me back into the inaccessible mountain. Therefore, until April 1st is over, I'm afraid the One-Eyed Cook is stuck... I did set up a sign on the spot so that future generations venturing to the spot would be aware of this "deed." ;) --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 02:41, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Bugs

2007-04-01T01:00:57Z

Specialist290: /* Reversed Movement */

This page is for adding reports of possible bugs. Once the bug has been confirmed, it can be moved into the Known Bugs section.

Before reporting a bug, you might want to check [[Bugs:Not|Not Bugs]] just in case it's actually not a bug.

Bugs that have been resolved and older than a week, can be found at [[Bugs:Fixed]].

== Example ==

Use a simple, sensible bug title. Provide information about your browser, operating system, character class, and location terrain if necessary.

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<nowiki>===</nowiki>'''Bug Title'''<nowiki>===</nowiki>
<nowiki>{{bugreport</nowiki>|
bug_time=<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>|
bug_author=<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>|
bug_status='''new / fixed / not a bug'''|
bug_severity='''low / med / high / critical'''|
bug_description='''Full description. Check spelling and be descriptive.'''|
bug_comments=

'''Comment here'''

}}

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== Possible Bugs ==

===Reversed Movement===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=All movement actions have been reversed. When I click the move button to the right of the screen I move left, when I click the move button on the top of the screen I move Down.|
bug_comments=

I guess that this is an April fools joke, and if it is, you got bustyed really early :P, if its not the game is screwed [[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]
:OK, now I feel stupid... Even after learning about the reversed movement from my native character, I seem to have gotten my pirate wedged against the face of Mt. Shartak. The only squares I'm capable of moving into would send me backwards into the mountain, and I can't click on the mountain squares themselves to get out of this little corner I've found myself in, so I'm basically stuck... In true Shartak fashion, though, I commemorated the event by erecting a sign on the spot :p --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 00:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Trading===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:24, 7 September 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I'm at trader Harry's hut in York and decide to trade gold coins for gems. He says:
:''You ask to trade your gold coins for his gems. Trader Harry makes you an offer, "Gems are in short supply so I want more than the usual price. I want '''thirty four''' gold coins for a gem"''
When I try to trade gems for gold coins he says:
You ask to trade your gems for his gold coins.
:''Trader Harry makes you an offer, "I'll give you '''four''' gold coins for a gem"''
|
bug_comments=

Are you a new/old trader, is he happy to see you or bored with your presence in his store? Are you using a native character? Either of these conditions could result in over the top price differences, or it could just be a bug! --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 15:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:Probably old Outsider. He keeps saying something about how there's an entire island to explore, but I don't see how that can account for a 850% price difference. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 01:30, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's a "feature" of the trading, although it does seem a little harsh. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 12:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Contact list numbers===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Frisco|Frisco]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=My contact list for player id #74 somehow got 52 contacts on it. I can't add anymore - the contacts.cgi page says: "You have 52 added so far and can add -2 more." - but i was wondering if there was a bug that allowed me to get 52 contacts, or if the restrictions that were in place weren't effective until a couple days ago (i don't recall when i last added to my list), or if there's some off-by-two math errors going on. I counted up the number of contacts i have, and indeed there are 52.|
bug_comments=

* Restrictions have been in place from the start. Probably just a buglet and I've a fairly good idea where. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 13:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Sharpening Stone Glitch===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=Jan. 06 2006(UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Earl Madness|Earl Madness]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=medium |
bug_description=sharpening stones don't dissapear when I use them.|
bug_comments=

This isn't a bug, it's normal. You wouldn't normally use an oilstone once and throw it away. However, perhaps sharpening stones should wear out after a number of uses. Might be worth proposing on the forum or wiki suggestion page. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 19:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
}}

===Your camp is right here, in a ruin===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description= A new character I have is being told that 'Your camp is right here', however, they're currently in a ruin quite some distance from their settlement. Leaving the ruin results in a more accurate 'Your camp is a great distance north-east.' |
bug_comments=

Should have been fixed a couple of weeks back. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Two shot===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=16:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Nosimplehiway|Nosimplehiway]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=Two issues, one minor, one fairly major, but short lived. First, I have a character who maintains an area of jungle, constantly keeping it clear of regrowth. Doing this for a few weeks I have gotten a feel for how fast the jungle regrows. Is it just me or has it been regrowing much faster lately? I'd estimate about twice as fast. Secondly, and more seriously, last night I tried to log in and the main page allowed me to creat a new character, but not log in as an existing character. I tried in both IE and firefox, but neither worked. It seems fixed now, but I figured I'd report this just in case it's something that comes and goes.|
bug_comments=

Jungle growth was modified just after Christmas to include an interesting feature (that no-one seems to have spotted yet). I did accidentally make it grow rather faster than previously but it should be back to normal again. The failure to login bit is probably due to session cookies not being set for the right domain. If you go to the main page and login there, it should work. Sometimes going to the game.cgi url directly might get the wrong domain associated with the cookie. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Can't pick or change clans===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=Crowjane and all alts|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=med |
bug_description=The edit profile page neither allows me to change my clan nor pick more than one clan.|
bug_comments=

Visit the relevant clan page, join the clan by clicking the button. Visit another clan page, click the join button.
By default, the primary clan will be the first one you joined, but using the edit profile page, you can change your primary clan to be the other one. This is slightly different to how the edit profile clan section used to work, but given that there are more restrictions possible on the clans now, it seemed a logical change. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}
===Haggling Text when Selling===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=23:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you're selling items to a trader, if you have haggling you get a message about the trader not prepared to lower his prices (IIRC). Shouldn't it be that the trader isn't prepared to pay more?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Redirect on login to //game.cgi===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you login to Shartak, the redirect often takes you to http://www.shartak.com//game.cgi (double slash before game.cgi), while a quick refresh while get you to http://www.shartak.com/game.cgi this seems possibly a quick bug to fix.
This isn't a problem for the average user - but for those of us with greasemonkey scripts it can be problematic - and avoiding a refresh of the page would seem desirable?|
bug_comments=

I was to post it myself, quite an annoying one - [[User:Lama|Lama]].

}}
===Don't get XP when hitting someone with glancing blow===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:58, 2 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Che|Che, slayer of Arminius.]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=When attacking Charles the Dead, I noticed I only received 1 XP when I hit him for 3 damage. That isn't the bug. It was when I hit him with a glancing blow I didn't get any XP. This may be a bug, or it could be whatever.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Buying Items over Inventory limit===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=03:20, 16 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=While I don't think I could trade for more items to carry, it was possible for me to buy (with gold) the item putting my invsize at 72 / 70. This seems wrong?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Item multiplication in holes===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:38, 18 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=I dug the maximal depth of hole right south of the pirate shaman. Then I dropped a blowpipe into it, yet it didn't dissapear from my inventory, so I repeated it three times. Afterwards I filled the hole with earth up to the top, and the blowpipe was still in my inventory. When I dug back into the ground I found 3 blowpipes... I believe that this may lead to item multiplying and players multiplying their gold to insane amounts.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Tracking: A body is right here!===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=06:34, 24 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I was tracking a large stag, and killed it. Afterwards, I looked for tracks in the same square and was told:
 Dense jungle with a few tall trees and plenty of vines hanging from them.
 Also here is the body of a large stag.
 ...
 There are a few tracks here.
 A large stag is right here!
 I have to assume the large stag that was 'right here' was the body... Which doesn't seem right?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

Bugs

2007-04-01T00:52:49Z

Specialist290: /* Reversed Movement */

This page is for adding reports of possible bugs. Once the bug has been confirmed, it can be moved into the Known Bugs section.

Before reporting a bug, you might want to check [[Bugs:Not|Not Bugs]] just in case it's actually not a bug.

Bugs that have been resolved and older than a week, can be found at [[Bugs:Fixed]].

== Example ==

Use a simple, sensible bug title. Provide information about your browser, operating system, character class, and location terrain if necessary.

To use the template, enter the following, but replace '''emboldened text''' with text appropriate to your bug report:

<nowiki>===</nowiki>'''Bug Title'''<nowiki>===</nowiki>
<nowiki>{{bugreport</nowiki>|
bug_time=<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>|
bug_author=<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>|
bug_status='''new / fixed / not a bug'''|
bug_severity='''low / med / high / critical'''|
bug_description='''Full description. Check spelling and be descriptive.'''|
bug_comments=

'''Comment here'''

}}

{| cellpadding=10 align=right
| __TOC__
|}

== Possible Bugs ==

===Reversed Movement===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=All movement actions have been reversed. When I click the move button to the right of the screen I move left, when I click the move button on the top of the screen I move Down.|
bug_comments=

I guess that this is an April fools joke, and if it is, you got bustyed really early :P, if its not the game is screwed [[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]
:OK, now I feel stupid... Even after learning about the reversed movement from my native character, I seem to have gotten my pirate wedged against the face of Mt. Shartak. The only squares I'm capable of moving into would send me backwards into the mountain, and I can't click on the mountain squares themselves to get out of this little corner I've found myself in, so I'm basically stuck... :p --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 00:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Trading===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:24, 7 September 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I'm at trader Harry's hut in York and decide to trade gold coins for gems. He says:
:''You ask to trade your gold coins for his gems. Trader Harry makes you an offer, "Gems are in short supply so I want more than the usual price. I want '''thirty four''' gold coins for a gem"''
When I try to trade gems for gold coins he says:
You ask to trade your gems for his gold coins.
:''Trader Harry makes you an offer, "I'll give you '''four''' gold coins for a gem"''
|
bug_comments=

Are you a new/old trader, is he happy to see you or bored with your presence in his store? Are you using a native character? Either of these conditions could result in over the top price differences, or it could just be a bug! --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 15:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:Probably old Outsider. He keeps saying something about how there's an entire island to explore, but I don't see how that can account for a 850% price difference. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 01:30, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's a "feature" of the trading, although it does seem a little harsh. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 12:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Contact list numbers===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Frisco|Frisco]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=My contact list for player id #74 somehow got 52 contacts on it. I can't add anymore - the contacts.cgi page says: "You have 52 added so far and can add -2 more." - but i was wondering if there was a bug that allowed me to get 52 contacts, or if the restrictions that were in place weren't effective until a couple days ago (i don't recall when i last added to my list), or if there's some off-by-two math errors going on. I counted up the number of contacts i have, and indeed there are 52.|
bug_comments=

* Restrictions have been in place from the start. Probably just a buglet and I've a fairly good idea where. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 13:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Sharpening Stone Glitch===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=Jan. 06 2006(UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Earl Madness|Earl Madness]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=medium |
bug_description=sharpening stones don't dissapear when I use them.|
bug_comments=

This isn't a bug, it's normal. You wouldn't normally use an oilstone once and throw it away. However, perhaps sharpening stones should wear out after a number of uses. Might be worth proposing on the forum or wiki suggestion page. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 19:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
}}

===Your camp is right here, in a ruin===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description= A new character I have is being told that 'Your camp is right here', however, they're currently in a ruin quite some distance from their settlement. Leaving the ruin results in a more accurate 'Your camp is a great distance north-east.' |
bug_comments=

Should have been fixed a couple of weeks back. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Two shot===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=16:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Nosimplehiway|Nosimplehiway]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=Two issues, one minor, one fairly major, but short lived. First, I have a character who maintains an area of jungle, constantly keeping it clear of regrowth. Doing this for a few weeks I have gotten a feel for how fast the jungle regrows. Is it just me or has it been regrowing much faster lately? I'd estimate about twice as fast. Secondly, and more seriously, last night I tried to log in and the main page allowed me to creat a new character, but not log in as an existing character. I tried in both IE and firefox, but neither worked. It seems fixed now, but I figured I'd report this just in case it's something that comes and goes.|
bug_comments=

Jungle growth was modified just after Christmas to include an interesting feature (that no-one seems to have spotted yet). I did accidentally make it grow rather faster than previously but it should be back to normal again. The failure to login bit is probably due to session cookies not being set for the right domain. If you go to the main page and login there, it should work. Sometimes going to the game.cgi url directly might get the wrong domain associated with the cookie. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Can't pick or change clans===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=Crowjane and all alts|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=med |
bug_description=The edit profile page neither allows me to change my clan nor pick more than one clan.|
bug_comments=

Visit the relevant clan page, join the clan by clicking the button. Visit another clan page, click the join button.
By default, the primary clan will be the first one you joined, but using the edit profile page, you can change your primary clan to be the other one. This is slightly different to how the edit profile clan section used to work, but given that there are more restrictions possible on the clans now, it seemed a logical change. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}
===Haggling Text when Selling===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=23:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you're selling items to a trader, if you have haggling you get a message about the trader not prepared to lower his prices (IIRC). Shouldn't it be that the trader isn't prepared to pay more?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Redirect on login to //game.cgi===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you login to Shartak, the redirect often takes you to http://www.shartak.com//game.cgi (double slash before game.cgi), while a quick refresh while get you to http://www.shartak.com/game.cgi this seems possibly a quick bug to fix.
This isn't a problem for the average user - but for those of us with greasemonkey scripts it can be problematic - and avoiding a refresh of the page would seem desirable?|
bug_comments=

I was to post it myself, quite an annoying one - [[User:Lama|Lama]].

}}
===Don't get XP when hitting someone with glancing blow===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:58, 2 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Che|Che, slayer of Arminius.]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=When attacking Charles the Dead, I noticed I only received 1 XP when I hit him for 3 damage. That isn't the bug. It was when I hit him with a glancing blow I didn't get any XP. This may be a bug, or it could be whatever.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Buying Items over Inventory limit===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=03:20, 16 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=While I don't think I could trade for more items to carry, it was possible for me to buy (with gold) the item putting my invsize at 72 / 70. This seems wrong?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Item multiplication in holes===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:38, 18 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=I dug the maximal depth of hole right south of the pirate shaman. Then I dropped a blowpipe into it, yet it didn't dissapear from my inventory, so I repeated it three times. Afterwards I filled the hole with earth up to the top, and the blowpipe was still in my inventory. When I dug back into the ground I found 3 blowpipes... I believe that this may lead to item multiplying and players multiplying their gold to insane amounts.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Tracking: A body is right here!===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=06:34, 24 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I was tracking a large stag, and killed it. Afterwards, I looked for tracks in the same square and was told:
 Dense jungle with a few tall trees and plenty of vines hanging from them.
 Also here is the body of a large stag.
 ...
 There are a few tracks here.
 A large stag is right here!
 I have to assume the large stag that was 'right here' was the body... Which doesn't seem right?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

Bugs

2007-04-01T00:50:54Z

Specialist290: /* Reversed Movement */

This page is for adding reports of possible bugs. Once the bug has been confirmed, it can be moved into the Known Bugs section.

Before reporting a bug, you might want to check [[Bugs:Not|Not Bugs]] just in case it's actually not a bug.

Bugs that have been resolved and older than a week, can be found at [[Bugs:Fixed]].

== Example ==

Use a simple, sensible bug title. Provide information about your browser, operating system, character class, and location terrain if necessary.

To use the template, enter the following, but replace '''emboldened text''' with text appropriate to your bug report:

<nowiki>===</nowiki>'''Bug Title'''<nowiki>===</nowiki>
<nowiki>{{bugreport</nowiki>|
bug_time=<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>|
bug_author=<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>|
bug_status='''new / fixed / not a bug'''|
bug_severity='''low / med / high / critical'''|
bug_description='''Full description. Check spelling and be descriptive.'''|
bug_comments=

'''Comment here'''

}}

{| cellpadding=10 align=right
| __TOC__
|}

== Possible Bugs ==

===Reversed Movement===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=All movement actions have been reversed. When I click the move button to the right of the screen I move left, when I click the move button on the top of the screen I move Down.|
bug_comments=

I guess that this is an April fools joke, and if it is, you got bustyed really early :P, if its not the game is screwed [[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]] 
OK, now I feel stupid... Even after learning about the reversed movement from my native character, I seem to have gotten my pirate wedged against the face of Mt. Shartak. The only squares I'm capable of moving into would send me backwards into the mountain, and I can't click on the mountain squares themselves to get out of this little corner I've found myself in, so I'm basically stuck... :p --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 00:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Trading===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:24, 7 September 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I'm at trader Harry's hut in York and decide to trade gold coins for gems. He says:
:''You ask to trade your gold coins for his gems. Trader Harry makes you an offer, "Gems are in short supply so I want more than the usual price. I want '''thirty four''' gold coins for a gem"''
When I try to trade gems for gold coins he says:
You ask to trade your gems for his gold coins.
:''Trader Harry makes you an offer, "I'll give you '''four''' gold coins for a gem"''
|
bug_comments=

Are you a new/old trader, is he happy to see you or bored with your presence in his store? Are you using a native character? Either of these conditions could result in over the top price differences, or it could just be a bug! --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 15:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:Probably old Outsider. He keeps saying something about how there's an entire island to explore, but I don't see how that can account for a 850% price difference. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 01:30, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's a "feature" of the trading, although it does seem a little harsh. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 12:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Contact list numbers===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Frisco|Frisco]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=My contact list for player id #74 somehow got 52 contacts on it. I can't add anymore - the contacts.cgi page says: "You have 52 added so far and can add -2 more." - but i was wondering if there was a bug that allowed me to get 52 contacts, or if the restrictions that were in place weren't effective until a couple days ago (i don't recall when i last added to my list), or if there's some off-by-two math errors going on. I counted up the number of contacts i have, and indeed there are 52.|
bug_comments=

* Restrictions have been in place from the start. Probably just a buglet and I've a fairly good idea where. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 13:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Sharpening Stone Glitch===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=Jan. 06 2006(UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Earl Madness|Earl Madness]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=medium |
bug_description=sharpening stones don't dissapear when I use them.|
bug_comments=

This isn't a bug, it's normal. You wouldn't normally use an oilstone once and throw it away. However, perhaps sharpening stones should wear out after a number of uses. Might be worth proposing on the forum or wiki suggestion page. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 19:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
}}

===Your camp is right here, in a ruin===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description= A new character I have is being told that 'Your camp is right here', however, they're currently in a ruin quite some distance from their settlement. Leaving the ruin results in a more accurate 'Your camp is a great distance north-east.' |
bug_comments=

Should have been fixed a couple of weeks back. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Two shot===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=16:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Nosimplehiway|Nosimplehiway]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=Two issues, one minor, one fairly major, but short lived. First, I have a character who maintains an area of jungle, constantly keeping it clear of regrowth. Doing this for a few weeks I have gotten a feel for how fast the jungle regrows. Is it just me or has it been regrowing much faster lately? I'd estimate about twice as fast. Secondly, and more seriously, last night I tried to log in and the main page allowed me to creat a new character, but not log in as an existing character. I tried in both IE and firefox, but neither worked. It seems fixed now, but I figured I'd report this just in case it's something that comes and goes.|
bug_comments=

Jungle growth was modified just after Christmas to include an interesting feature (that no-one seems to have spotted yet). I did accidentally make it grow rather faster than previously but it should be back to normal again. The failure to login bit is probably due to session cookies not being set for the right domain. If you go to the main page and login there, it should work. Sometimes going to the game.cgi url directly might get the wrong domain associated with the cookie. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Can't pick or change clans===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=Crowjane and all alts|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=med |
bug_description=The edit profile page neither allows me to change my clan nor pick more than one clan.|
bug_comments=

Visit the relevant clan page, join the clan by clicking the button. Visit another clan page, click the join button.
By default, the primary clan will be the first one you joined, but using the edit profile page, you can change your primary clan to be the other one. This is slightly different to how the edit profile clan section used to work, but given that there are more restrictions possible on the clans now, it seemed a logical change. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}
===Haggling Text when Selling===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=23:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you're selling items to a trader, if you have haggling you get a message about the trader not prepared to lower his prices (IIRC). Shouldn't it be that the trader isn't prepared to pay more?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Redirect on login to //game.cgi===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you login to Shartak, the redirect often takes you to http://www.shartak.com//game.cgi (double slash before game.cgi), while a quick refresh while get you to http://www.shartak.com/game.cgi this seems possibly a quick bug to fix.
This isn't a problem for the average user - but for those of us with greasemonkey scripts it can be problematic - and avoiding a refresh of the page would seem desirable?|
bug_comments=

I was to post it myself, quite an annoying one - [[User:Lama|Lama]].

}}
===Don't get XP when hitting someone with glancing blow===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:58, 2 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Che|Che, slayer of Arminius.]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=When attacking Charles the Dead, I noticed I only received 1 XP when I hit him for 3 damage. That isn't the bug. It was when I hit him with a glancing blow I didn't get any XP. This may be a bug, or it could be whatever.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Buying Items over Inventory limit===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=03:20, 16 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=While I don't think I could trade for more items to carry, it was possible for me to buy (with gold) the item putting my invsize at 72 / 70. This seems wrong?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Item multiplication in holes===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:38, 18 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=I dug the maximal depth of hole right south of the pirate shaman. Then I dropped a blowpipe into it, yet it didn't dissapear from my inventory, so I repeated it three times. Afterwards I filled the hole with earth up to the top, and the blowpipe was still in my inventory. When I dug back into the ground I found 3 blowpipes... I believe that this may lead to item multiplying and players multiplying their gold to insane amounts.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Tracking: A body is right here!===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=06:34, 24 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I was tracking a large stag, and killed it. Afterwards, I looked for tracks in the same square and was told:
 Dense jungle with a few tall trees and plenty of vines hanging from them.
 Also here is the body of a large stag.
 ...
 There are a few tracks here.
 A large stag is right here!
 I have to assume the large stag that was 'right here' was the body... Which doesn't seem right?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

Bugs

2007-04-01T00:48:28Z

Specialist290: /* Reversed Movement */

This page is for adding reports of possible bugs. Once the bug has been confirmed, it can be moved into the Known Bugs section.

Before reporting a bug, you might want to check [[Bugs:Not|Not Bugs]] just in case it's actually not a bug.

Bugs that have been resolved and older than a week, can be found at [[Bugs:Fixed]].

== Example ==

Use a simple, sensible bug title. Provide information about your browser, operating system, character class, and location terrain if necessary.

To use the template, enter the following, but replace '''emboldened text''' with text appropriate to your bug report:

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bug_time=<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>|
bug_author=<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>|
bug_status='''new / fixed / not a bug'''|
bug_severity='''low / med / high / critical'''|
bug_description='''Full description. Check spelling and be descriptive.'''|
bug_comments=

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== Possible Bugs ==

===Reversed Movement===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=All movement actions have been reversed. When I click the move button to the right of the screen I move left, when I click the move button on the top of the screen I move Down.|
bug_comments=

I guess that this is an April fools joke, and if it is, you got bustyed really early :P, if its not the game is screwed [[User:Lord Jones|Lord Jones]]
OK, now I feel stupid... Even after learning about the reversed movement from my native character, I seem to have gotten my pirate wedged against the face of Mt. Shartak. The only squares I'm capable of moving into would send me backwards into the mountain, and I can't click on the mountain squares themselves to get out of this little corner I've found myself in, so I'm basically stuck... :p --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 00:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Trading===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=00:24, 7 September 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I'm at trader Harry's hut in York and decide to trade gold coins for gems. He says:
:''You ask to trade your gold coins for his gems. Trader Harry makes you an offer, "Gems are in short supply so I want more than the usual price. I want '''thirty four''' gold coins for a gem"''
When I try to trade gems for gold coins he says:
You ask to trade your gems for his gold coins.
:''Trader Harry makes you an offer, "I'll give you '''four''' gold coins for a gem"''
|
bug_comments=

Are you a new/old trader, is he happy to see you or bored with your presence in his store? Are you using a native character? Either of these conditions could result in over the top price differences, or it could just be a bug! --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 15:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:Probably old Outsider. He keeps saying something about how there's an entire island to explore, but I don't see how that can account for a 850% price difference. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 01:30, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's a "feature" of the trading, although it does seem a little harsh. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 12:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Contact list numbers===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Frisco|Frisco]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=My contact list for player id #74 somehow got 52 contacts on it. I can't add anymore - the contacts.cgi page says: "You have 52 added so far and can add -2 more." - but i was wondering if there was a bug that allowed me to get 52 contacts, or if the restrictions that were in place weren't effective until a couple days ago (i don't recall when i last added to my list), or if there's some off-by-two math errors going on. I counted up the number of contacts i have, and indeed there are 52.|
bug_comments=

* Restrictions have been in place from the start. Probably just a buglet and I've a fairly good idea where. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 13:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

}}

===Sharpening Stone Glitch===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=Jan. 06 2006(UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Earl Madness|Earl Madness]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=medium |
bug_description=sharpening stones don't dissapear when I use them.|
bug_comments=

This isn't a bug, it's normal. You wouldn't normally use an oilstone once and throw it away. However, perhaps sharpening stones should wear out after a number of uses. Might be worth proposing on the forum or wiki suggestion page. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 19:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
}}

===Your camp is right here, in a ruin===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description= A new character I have is being told that 'Your camp is right here', however, they're currently in a ruin quite some distance from their settlement. Leaving the ruin results in a more accurate 'Your camp is a great distance north-east.' |
bug_comments=

Should have been fixed a couple of weeks back. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Two shot===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=16:05, 10 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Nosimplehiway|Nosimplehiway]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=Two issues, one minor, one fairly major, but short lived. First, I have a character who maintains an area of jungle, constantly keeping it clear of regrowth. Doing this for a few weeks I have gotten a feel for how fast the jungle regrows. Is it just me or has it been regrowing much faster lately? I'd estimate about twice as fast. Secondly, and more seriously, last night I tried to log in and the main page allowed me to creat a new character, but not log in as an existing character. I tried in both IE and firefox, but neither worked. It seems fixed now, but I figured I'd report this just in case it's something that comes and goes.|
bug_comments=

Jungle growth was modified just after Christmas to include an interesting feature (that no-one seems to have spotted yet). I did accidentally make it grow rather faster than previously but it should be back to normal again. The failure to login bit is probably due to session cookies not being set for the right domain. If you go to the main page and login there, it should work. Sometimes going to the game.cgi url directly might get the wrong domain associated with the cookie. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}

===Can't pick or change clans===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=Crowjane and all alts|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=med |
bug_description=The edit profile page neither allows me to change my clan nor pick more than one clan.|
bug_comments=

Visit the relevant clan page, join the clan by clicking the button. Visit another clan page, click the join button.
By default, the primary clan will be the first one you joined, but using the edit profile page, you can change your primary clan to be the other one. This is slightly different to how the edit profile clan section used to work, but given that there are more restrictions possible on the clans now, it seemed a logical change. --[[User:Simon|Simon]] 22:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

}}
===Haggling Text when Selling===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=23:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you're selling items to a trader, if you have haggling you get a message about the trader not prepared to lower his prices (IIRC). Shouldn't it be that the trader isn't prepared to pay more?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Redirect on login to //game.cgi===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=05:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=When you login to Shartak, the redirect often takes you to http://www.shartak.com//game.cgi (double slash before game.cgi), while a quick refresh while get you to http://www.shartak.com/game.cgi this seems possibly a quick bug to fix.
This isn't a problem for the average user - but for those of us with greasemonkey scripts it can be problematic - and avoiding a refresh of the page would seem desirable?|
bug_comments=

I was to post it myself, quite an annoying one - [[User:Lama|Lama]].

}}
===Don't get XP when hitting someone with glancing blow===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=21:58, 2 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Che|Che, slayer of Arminius.]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=When attacking Charles the Dead, I noticed I only received 1 XP when I hit him for 3 damage. That isn't the bug. It was when I hit him with a glancing blow I didn't get any XP. This may be a bug, or it could be whatever.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}
===Buying Items over Inventory limit===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=03:20, 16 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=low |
bug_description=While I don't think I could trade for more items to carry, it was possible for me to buy (with gold) the item putting my invsize at 72 / 70. This seems wrong?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Item multiplication in holes===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=13:38, 18 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]|
bug_status=new |
bug_severity=critical|
bug_description=I dug the maximal depth of hole right south of the pirate shaman. Then I dropped a blowpipe into it, yet it didn't dissapear from my inventory, so I repeated it three times. Afterwards I filled the hole with earth up to the top, and the blowpipe was still in my inventory. When I dug back into the ground I found 3 blowpipes... I believe that this may lead to item multiplying and players multiplying their gold to insane amounts.|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

===Tracking: A body is right here!===
{{bugreport|
bug_time=06:34, 24 March 2007 (UTC)|
bug_author=[[User:Johan Crichton|Johan Crichton]]|
bug_status=new|
bug_severity=low|
bug_description=I was tracking a large stag, and killed it. Afterwards, I looked for tracks in the same square and was told:
 Dense jungle with a few tall trees and plenty of vines hanging from them.
 Also here is the body of a large stag.
 ...
 There are a few tracks here.
 A large stag is right here!
 I have to assume the large stag that was 'right here' was the body... Which doesn't seem right?|
bug_comments=

Comment here

}}

User talk:Che

2007-03-14T01:29:00Z

Specialist290: /* 'Ello Back */

=='ello==
Please, feel free to add an entry, thanking me, or cursing me, whatever, its up to you. --[[User:Che|Che]] 22:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

=='Ello Back==
You wouldn't happen to be the same person as Che13 from Urban Dead, would you? --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 01:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

:Nope, sorry, never heard of 'em. Isn't me. -[[User:Che|el Che]] 23:35, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

::I see. Sorry about that. Just had you mixed up w/ someone else. --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 01:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

== The Yorkman ==

We're interested in running a story on the Colonial Police in the second issue of the Yorkman (to be published around 1st sept). if Your would be willing to answer some questions, please [[Special:Emailuser/The_Yorkman|e-mail]] us in the next few days. -- [[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 14:51, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== A correction ==

We raided Dalpok not Wiksik (That was the strumpet If you want to be our mortal enemy get your facts right.:)--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:37, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

:Bottom line: A native village - [[User:Che|Che]]

Yes but I don't want to take away the Strumpet's credit.--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Apology ==

You're 13. Thought you were older. Sorry. I'll stop picking on you. [[FirstAmongstDaves|First Amongst Daves]]

:Actually, I'm 14 now. How time fies, eh? -[[User:Che|Che]] 22:13, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. I really should have phrased that differently. I won't attempt to make an excuse. I apologize. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Blaming Josef ==

Lovely entry in my talk page, gave me quite a laugh. Many thanks, friend. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 06:46, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Che, just ignore Josef. While I initially found him amusing, his continual insulting and wiki vandalism makes me think he's a troll. Once people stop paying attention to him, he'll go away, or cease to matter. Either is fine by me. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Rifles? ==

Why does the shipwreck need rifles and bullets? And you may not make much for the FAKs because the JRG often bring 'em in. take your FAKs to Dalpok i'd say. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

I've got to disagree with you there, Rozen. I just made 104 GC by selling FAK's to the shipwreck.--[[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]] 16:45, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

:Tried and proven o'er and o'er. I sell what people need. -[[User:Che|Che]] 05:20, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I am surprised then, really. clearly I'm not doing my job properly ;) I wasn't trying to get you out of cash Che, i was trying to help. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

==Clan hometowns==

Just so you know, a lot of clans don't have hometowns, being Shartak-wide. I'd say this is the case for both the Pirate Hunters and the SSTC.
: Same with the MG. We were founded in York, but that's not our hometown. If anything, it's Durham, because that's where we have the most loyalty to and where half of our mercenaries originated from. It depends on the money attached to the spot. -[[User:Erados|'''The Malice''']][[Mercenary's Guild|MG]] 02:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

:I was thinking of that, but I know that all clans must have a Headquarters that they can call their hometown? Or perhaps not, then they can add their name under the city that they operate the most in. -[[User:Che|Che]] 18:06, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

== Yorkian ==

What I started calling people from York. Not really sure why. [[User:Ninjoc|Ninjoc]] 22:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Che

2007-03-13T01:42:59Z

Specialist290: How'd that get there?

=='ello==
Please, feel free to add an entry, thanking me, or cursing me, whatever, its up to you. --[[User:Che|Che]] 22:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

=='Ello Back==
You wouldn't happen to be the same person as Che13 from Urban Dead, would you? --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 01:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

== The Yorkman ==

We're interested in running a story on the Colonial Police in the second issue of the Yorkman (to be published around 1st sept). if Your would be willing to answer some questions, please [[Special:Emailuser/The_Yorkman|e-mail]] us in the next few days. -- [[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 14:51, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== A correction ==

We raided Dalpok not Wiksik (That was the strumpet If you want to be our mortal enemy get your facts right.:)--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:37, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

:Bottom line: A native village - [[User:Che|Che]]

Yes but I don't want to take away the Strumpet's credit.--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Apology ==

You're 13. Thought you were older. Sorry. I'll stop picking on you. [[FirstAmongstDaves|First Amongst Daves]]

:Actually, I'm 14 now. How time fies, eh? -[[User:Che|Che]] 22:13, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. I really should have phrased that differently. I won't attempt to make an excuse. I apologize. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Blaming Josef ==

Lovely entry in my talk page, gave me quite a laugh. Many thanks, friend. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 06:46, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Che, just ignore Josef. While I initially found him amusing, his continual insulting and wiki vandalism makes me think he's a troll. Once people stop paying attention to him, he'll go away, or cease to matter. Either is fine by me. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Rifles? ==

Why does the shipwreck need rifles and bullets? And you may not make much for the FAKs because the JRG often bring 'em in. take your FAKs to Dalpok i'd say. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

I've got to disagree with you there, Rozen. I just made 104 GC by selling FAK's to the shipwreck.--[[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]] 16:45, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

:Tried and proven o'er and o'er. I sell what people need. -[[User:Che|Che]] 05:20, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I am surprised then, really. clearly I'm not doing my job properly ;) I wasn't trying to get you out of cash Che, i was trying to help. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

==Clan hometowns==

Just so you know, a lot of clans don't have hometowns, being Shartak-wide. I'd say this is the case for both the Pirate Hunters and the SSTC.
: Same with the MG. We were founded in York, but that's not our hometown. If anything, it's Durham, because that's where we have the most loyalty to and where half of our mercenaries originated from. It depends on the money attached to the spot. -[[User:Erados|'''The Malice''']][[Mercenary's Guild|MG]] 02:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

:I was thinking of that, but I know that all clans must have a Headquarters that they can call their hometown? Or perhaps not, then they can add their name under the city that they operate the most in. -[[User:Che|Che]] 18:06, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

== Yorkian ==

What I started calling people from York. Not really sure why. [[User:Ninjoc|Ninjoc]] 22:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Che

2007-03-13T01:42:23Z

Specialist290:

=='ello==--[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 01:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Please, feel free to add an entry, thanking me, or cursing me, whatever, its up to you. --[[User:Che|Che]] 22:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

=='Ello Back==
You wouldn't happen to be the same person as Che13 from Urban Dead, would you? --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 01:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

== The Yorkman ==

We're interested in running a story on the Colonial Police in the second issue of the Yorkman (to be published around 1st sept). if Your would be willing to answer some questions, please [[Special:Emailuser/The_Yorkman|e-mail]] us in the next few days. -- [[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 14:51, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== A correction ==

We raided Dalpok not Wiksik (That was the strumpet If you want to be our mortal enemy get your facts right.:)--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:37, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

:Bottom line: A native village - [[User:Che|Che]]

Yes but I don't want to take away the Strumpet's credit.--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 02:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Apology ==

You're 13. Thought you were older. Sorry. I'll stop picking on you. [[FirstAmongstDaves|First Amongst Daves]]

:Actually, I'm 14 now. How time fies, eh? -[[User:Che|Che]] 22:13, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. I really should have phrased that differently. I won't attempt to make an excuse. I apologize. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Blaming Josef ==

Lovely entry in my talk page, gave me quite a laugh. Many thanks, friend. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 06:46, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Che, just ignore Josef. While I initially found him amusing, his continual insulting and wiki vandalism makes me think he's a troll. Once people stop paying attention to him, he'll go away, or cease to matter. Either is fine by me. [[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]]

== Rifles? ==

Why does the shipwreck need rifles and bullets? And you may not make much for the FAKs because the JRG often bring 'em in. take your FAKs to Dalpok i'd say. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

I've got to disagree with you there, Rozen. I just made 104 GC by selling FAK's to the shipwreck.--[[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]] 16:45, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

:Tried and proven o'er and o'er. I sell what people need. -[[User:Che|Che]] 05:20, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I am surprised then, really. clearly I'm not doing my job properly ;) I wasn't trying to get you out of cash Che, i was trying to help. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

==Clan hometowns==

Just so you know, a lot of clans don't have hometowns, being Shartak-wide. I'd say this is the case for both the Pirate Hunters and the SSTC.
: Same with the MG. We were founded in York, but that's not our hometown. If anything, it's Durham, because that's where we have the most loyalty to and where half of our mercenaries originated from. It depends on the money attached to the spot. -[[User:Erados|'''The Malice''']][[Mercenary's Guild|MG]] 02:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

:I was thinking of that, but I know that all clans must have a Headquarters that they can call their hometown? Or perhaps not, then they can add their name under the city that they operate the most in. -[[User:Che|Che]] 18:06, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

== Yorkian ==

What I started calling people from York. Not really sure why. [[User:Ninjoc|Ninjoc]] 22:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

User:Specialist290

2007-03-13T01:40:43Z

Specialist290:

User:Specialist290

2007-03-13T01:39:59Z

Specialist290:

*'''Specialist290''' - Wiksik native. Seems to have managed to get himself into a vendetta with some guy named Seals and with the [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|First Imperial Privateers]], who keep trying to kill him for some reason. This does not bode well.

*'''One-Eyed Cook''' - Pirate. Currently roving the island in search of more bananas so that he can make the ultimate Pirate Banana Dacquiri. May consider opening a bar somewhere near the Shipwreck once he levels up a bit.

User:Specialist290

2007-03-13T01:39:21Z

Specialist290:

*'''Specialist290''' - Wiksik native. Seems to have managed to get himself into a vendetta with some guy named Seals and with the [[First Imperial Privateers]], who keep trying to kill him for some reason. This does not bode well.

*'''One-Eyed Cook''' - Pirate. Currently roving the island in search of more bananas so that he can make the ultimate Pirate Banana Dacquiri. May consider opening a bar somewhere near the Shipwreck once he levels up a bit.

User talk:Tyler Whitney

2007-02-19T18:18:53Z

Specialist290:

==Yarr!==
The ol' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8605 One-Eyed Cook] be wantin' to join yer crew, Cap'n! Unfortunately, he's a mite confused at how to be signin' aboard. He says he be wantin' the spot o' Cook's 'Prentice, if'n there be room aboard the Hell-Born Strumpet fer one. --[[User:Specialist290|Specialist290]] 18:18, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

==Arrr!==
I think yer presence may be called for on the [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message138.html deck], Cap'n.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 04:12, 23 May 2006 (BST)

==Images==
Ahoy Tyler. According to the wiki, these files you have uploaded are not used anywhere: [[:Image:Pirate_Captain.jpg]], [[:Image:Pyle_wealthypirate.jpg]], [[:Image:Robrt.gif]], [[:Image:4Pirate.jpg]]. If you have no further use for them, please let us know by marking them for deletion. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 22:19, 29 May 2006 (BST)

:Add [[:Image:Many Pirates.jpg]] to the list. I have found [[:Image:4Pirate.jpg]] elsewhere on the internet (see [http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/pirate_hold.html]), and [[:Image:Pyle wealthypirate.jpg]] is a work of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Pyle Howard Pyle] (who died more than 70 years ago, so the image is in the public domain in most countries). Tyler, would you mind letting us know why you uploaded these images? I don't think the wiki should be an indiscriminate collection of images relating to pirates, natives, jungles, monkeys, rifles, machetes, berries, and so on, so any images we keep need to be useful. Also, where did you find the images? We need to make sure we're not infringing on copyrights. Thanks! — [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 05:59, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

==Conflict with the Royal Expedition==
It is unfortunate that you have been away so long, because you have a missed a series of both timely and important events that led to this conflict.

First of all, your attempt to mediate the conflict occurred AFTER the Yorkman was published, and AFTER hostilities began. Therefore, do not blame me for inflammatory comments - it was during a time of war.

In terms of the declaration of war, the Scurvy Crew made the first aggressive act, in their declaration of "New Tortuga," stating that the Western Isle controlled by the Royal Expedition would now be a hunting ground for the Scurvy Crew of Hell-born Strumpet. Captain Dan contacted the Royal Expedition at the "No Violence Zone" on the eastern coast of Shark Island. Although he stated he did not want an armed conflict to arise, he repeatedly threaten the Royal Expedition and its members, exclaiming that the strength and fury of the Scurvy Crew was not a wise thing to toy with.

In response to the hostilities Captain Dan brought to the Isle, the Royal Expedition laid out a series of guideline regarding the Western Isle. If the Scurvy Crew abided by them, war could be avoided in its entirety; however, this did not happen. Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew ignored the guidelines after various revisions, and resulted to threatening the Royal Expedition. Despite this, the Royal Expedition reaffirmed that war would not be declared unless the Scurvy Crew made the first move. On August 31, Captain Dan post this on the Scurvy Crew wiki: "Ah hell with it. I can't negotiate. Kill em if you want. I wish you would have put a word in this Captain." This is clearly a declaration of war, if not a blank check for open hostilities between the Scurvy Crew and the Royal Expedition.

The Royal Expedition wanted to avoid a conflict, but Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew clearly had other plans. [[User:Gandhi|Gandhi]] 02:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

== Response ==

All right. The Pirate Hunters aren't actually based out of York (it really is just a coincidence that most of our members come from there). If it was going to be a general attack on York, I was going to order a Pirate Hunter withdrawal to remove the incentive. However, if it's just an interclan grudge match, that's fine. I'll see you in York, and give Captain Dan my regards! [[User:Black Joe|Phillip Murray]]

== Parley ==

Captain Whitney, I am James Barnes. I am founder of the Derby Hospitallers. The Council of the Hospitallers has decided to offer your esteemed crew a peace treaty. Would you agree to begin negotiations? [[User:Black Joe|James Barnes]]

I don't think we ever had any hostilities that would require a peace treaty. The Scurvy Crew doesn't attack outsiders indiscriminately and we never declared vendetta on the hospitallers. Don't know what would be in the negotiations either, we could just settle on a non-aggression pact or however you want to word it. [[User:Tyler Whitney|Tyler Whitney]] 12:54, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

A non-aggression pact 'is' a better word for what we're looking for. However, there are a couple of conditions we'd insist on. From what I understand of your policies, I don't think they'd be a problem. Contact Black Joe on the main forums, or log on to our forums at derbians.proboards78.com . Thank you. [[User:Black Joe|James Barnes]]

== Mutiny in the Scurvy Crew? ==

We hear rumours of a mutiny in your crew, are these true? --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 22:13, 12 October 2006 (UTC) (best reached via [[Special:Emailuser/The_Yorkman|e-mail]])

== Congratulations to the Crew ==

Ahoy, Captain! At the time of this message, the Scurvy Crew has killed nearly 80 natives in Dalpok. While none of my characters would congratulate you on this, I'd like to offer my congratulations to the crew on such an impressive feat, particularly Xintlaer, OpiumJoe, and Captain Dan.

The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet

2007-02-19T18:07:10Z

Specialist290: /* Now accepting crew for the positions of: */ Err... Sorry

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=[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Secret_History_of_Captain_Tyler_Whitney The Secret History of Captain Tyler Whitney]=

It was during a partial lunar eclipse several months ago that the Captain entered one of his "fits" of stumbling delerium. Most likely brought on by a batch of particularly foul York-town rum. And as any resident of Shartak knows, the only rum worth drinking is either Derbyman Blue or the Shipwreck's own Wild Strumpet 301 Proof Rum. A chemical and mathematical paradox of deliciousness! It was in this period, while the Captain was wandering the jungle, shouting at ferns and drinking elephant milk, that the long neglected ship's log of the Hell-Born Stumpet was found in the Large Cabin. This log will know doubt become an invaluable resource for all residents of the island in decyphering the Crew's bizarre origins and motives. The first installment to be taken out of the water in the Cabin, transcribed, and reproduced here is a record of the Captain's life before the Strumpet wrecked on Shartak.

=A Gentleman's Wager=

It appears that recently a member of the Scurvy Crew has had a beef and has started hunting a member of the Jolly Roger Gang. Rather than let this encourage more violence between the crews the Captains have decided to let them settle it between themselves. The recent decision to start placing bets on who wins and the possible profits of such had absolutely nothing to do with the Captains' judgement in this case.

That being said, '''PLACE YOUR BETS! PLACE YOUR BETS RIGHT HEAH!!!'''

*Captain Michael Edwards: 7 on the Roger boy to win
*Captain Tyler Whitney: 5 gold on Mr. Xintlaer to win, with a side bet of six gold that he gets lucky and lands two 5-damage swings of the cutlass in the process.
*Captain Dan wages '''30 golden coins''' on Xintlaer to beat this here Roger boy! Note, this be a private bet. Anyone wish to risk 30 coins on that Zom-VLD will beat our boy?
*Rozen, JRG's PKer slayer, wagers 5 on Zom, with a side bet of 5, on the fight ending with the winner (whoever it be) on lower than 15 HP.
*Zom-VLD, JRG's treasurer - 30 gold to whoever wins (challenge bet)
*Xintlaer, Strumpet's boatswain - 30 to the winner too.
*Master Dan jun Perls: Me thinks the mate called Xintlaer has better odds. 50 gold coins on Xintlaer.
As it appears Mr. Xintlaer and the Jolly Roger's treasurer are the offending parties they are encouraged to approach the beach adjacent to the shipwreck on Friday (exact time to be determined) when the match will begin.

'''The Gentleman's wager (while a most excellent plan in theory) collapsed in practice as nearby ghosts harrassed fighters, gamblers, and spectators alike. After several tries, a change in venue, and postponments the endeavor was abandoned. Perhaps to be attempted again at a later date.'''

=Vendetta!=

Over the past few months the Scurvy Crew and other Pirates have become increasingly aware of Outsiders directing violence at their Pirate cousins.

[[ image:Tableau-barbenoire.jpg ]]

(Unidentified members of the Scurvy Crew and Anti-Pirates engage in battle at the Hell-born Strumpet's Wreck).

For some reason nearly all the clans that have made slaying Pirates their mandate are based out of York. To determine the actual situation the Captain went on a goodwill tour to the Yorkmen's camp. Believing that it was bad manners for a visitor to arrive at a neighbor's empty-handed Captain Whitney brought a bag filled 43 bottles of rum (one for every member of the Crew), and several cutlasses with which to impress the locals. By the time he arrived in York only half a bottle of rum was left, and this was soon thrown at a nearby wild boar. After announcing his presence and intentions at the local Colonial Police station the Captain decided to hit the town. There he saw a pub and several huts in which Outsiders and Natives cohabited peacefully and in which Captain Whitney was welcomed with opened arms and bottles. Such civility between Outsiders and Natives seemed unnatural to the Captain, but he was determined not to offend his hosts, especially while they were picking up this round.

It was during his second night of carousing with the locals that the Captain was assaulted by his first Anti-Pirate. It was one of the same Yorkmen who had been harrassing the Strumpet's Wreck and any other pirates they happened across.

With what he now knew about the population of York, and its Anti-Pirate minority the Captain is convinced that a declaration of Vendetta is in order. The Captain declares Vendetta as approved murdering of one or more clans rather than the indiscriminate targeting of a village as in a Raid. While individual members of these clans have whispered their belief that their machetes might abstain from Scurvy Crew blood (due to the Crew's general policy of non-violence towards other Outsiders) their actions speak differently. The Scurvy Crew cannot also stand by while other Pirates are slain simply for loving rum and brawling more than the island's more timid elements. The Crew be hereby ordered to sink their daggers and cutlasses into members of the following clans wherever they be found:

*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Pirate_Hunters The Pirate Hunters]: Goes without saying...
*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/York_Pirate_Slayers York Pirate Slayers]: Same as above...
*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Order_of_Patriots The Order of Patriots]: It at first appeared the Order's mandate be only the defense of citizens of York and not indiscriminate pirate-hunting. This led the Captain to propose Parley with the Order. The Captain's offer of Parley [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Talk:Order_of_Patriots#PARLEY.21.21 was soundly rejected] and they have made it clear through their words and actions that their goal is the complete obliteration of Pirates from the island. They should be considered as no better than the rumless Natives...

A member of one of the clans mentioned above recently approached the Captain in York and asked for a temporary ceasefire. It seems someone has contracted the Mercenary's Guild to attack the same clans the Scurvy Crew has now declared Vendetta against. This was done before the start of the Captain's goodwill tour of the Yorkmen's camp.

The Captain sees no reason to declare a ceasefire. Why should we, your targets since your clans' inception be moved to restraint now when you have demonstrated none towards us in the past? Are Pirates supposed to pity you now that you are seeing the result of your months of indiscriminate violence towards us? Why should we sheath our cutlasses and wait for your machetes to be sunk into our backs at your convenience? No, many strange and evil things dwell in the hearts of pirates, but mercy isn't one of them.

=New Tortuga Has Been Achieved=

'''At the conclusion of negotiations with various other outsider groups the island that the Scurvy Crew calls New Tortuga has been declared a nonaggression zone. The Captain protected the Scurvy Crew's right to behave like violent, drunken villians throughout the lengthy parley. This natural right has been reinforced (so long as no outsiders are harmed on the island or within its shallow waters). What follows below is the original account of the Captain's spiritual awakening and call to New Tortuga:'''

The Wiksik Raid was hard fighting, no denying that. Those members of the crew who braved the jungle, ill-educated anti-pirate outsiders, native beasts, and savage natives, found themselves several days travel away from their home shaman. The glory and rum won by our cutlasses was that much sweeter with the struggle.

[[ image:42699438_5b6c0cc023.jpg ]]

(Derbymen, unaligned Pirates, and members of The Scurvy Crew battle through the island's natives to assault the shaman of Wiksik.)

Many Pirates and Outsiders died in the Wicksick raid. The Captain himself greeted his pirate brethren in the afterlife. It was in this shadow realm that the Captain witnessed the Giant Bottle of Rum.

"Behold your better," said the Bottle of Rum, "And Despair..."

And the Captain of The Scurvy Crew beheld the Giant Bottle of Rum. "Truly I both love and fear you O' Giant Bottle of Rum, but what of my Pirate brothers and sisters? We have been scattered across the island" he said. "We are hunted for our heads by rumless savages. Where can we go to celebrate our bloody plunder and drain the island of rum?"

And yay the Giant Bottle of Rum looked upon the Scurvy Crew in their toils in Wiksik and said, "Know that I have created an island for ye who hunger, and thirst for drunkeness, and it is not the island you stand on. It is the island west of Shartak, and as ye pirates (the beloved children of the Giant Bottle of Rum) love inebriation, so shall you find rum on this island. And it shall be named [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortuga "New Tortuga"].

And the Captain understood The Giant Bottle of Rum, and knew its purpose for the Scurvy Crew. All Crewmembers be hereby ordered to flood the large, horizontal island west of the greater island of Shartak. This island, south of the Strumpet's wreck and west of the Native village of Dalpok, shall be known as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortuga "New Tortuga"]. New Tortuga shall henceforth be known as a private gaming preserve for outsiders in general, but pirates especially, and especially The Scurvy Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet.

=Bloody Dalpok!=

It was in the midst of a late afternoon apertif of 3 liters of Derby Rum that a sharpening stone was dropped in the Captain's lap by a particularly ugly monkey.

"Goddamit Monkey!" the Captain said. "That's the fifth time ye interrupted my pouring!"

The Captain then proceeded to waste three days of his life hunting the particularly ugly monkey through jungle, ruins, and shipwreck. He finally cornered it in the Strumpet's Crow's Nest (that sounds a bit racy doesn't it? Nevermind!). After the long pursuit, and being a bit peckish, the Captain ate the monkey.

[[ Image:Monkey2.jpg ]]

Sources believe this to be the monkey in its natural habitat, and before the Captain ate it.

It was only when he got to the tail that he noticed a missive tied to it with a green ribbon. Picking his teeth with a monkey rib the Captain sat down to read the message with an after-supper pint of rum. It read:

"Ahoy Captain! My Gang of pirates has planned a raid on dalpok. We have a large deal of pirates marching on Dalpok next week,I would like to invite any of your crew members who might be around to partake in the pillage.--Michael edwards 00:17, 31 August 2006 (UTC)"

"Four Cannon's A-Blazing!" exclaimed the Captain with what he believed to be a pirate expression (it was not, in fact no pirate until him had '''ever''' said those words). "There are other pirates on the island besides my beloved Scurvy Crew?" The Captain then sat down and spent the rest of the day drinking and thinking about the implications of this discovery.

The Captain awoke the next morning to hear a ghost whispering in his ear. Shooting up ramrod straight the Captain climbed up Crow's Nest once more, and pulled from his pocket a whistle made of Native bones. Taking a deep breath the Captain then blew on the whistle, but no sound was heard. In fact, the dozens of pirates around the Strumpet's wreck (who the Captain had been too drunk or insane to notice until a day ago) were completely oblivious to the tiny figure at the top of the Crow's Nest, playing a whistle with all his formidable might. But across Shartak, in jungles and mountains, villages and grasslands, buried in swamps and floating in water, specially trained sets of ears heard a faint ringing.

"My Beloved Scruvy Crew of the Hell-Born Strumpet!" bellowed Captain Tyler Whitney from the Crow's Nest, "Blood's being spilled in a Native Village and we're not the cause of it! All crewmembers be ordered to join our pirate brothers in flooding the dirt paths of Dalpok with blood! BYOB!"

== The Royal Expedition ==

Mr Dan here. I cannot stop ye or order ye to do anything, but for Christ Sake, PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ANY ROYAL EXPEDITION MEMBERS!!! I've spent a fair while negotiating with them not to attack us. We do not need a war. For more details, look at their talk page. '''Captain Dan'''

Well, I don't know why, but I just got killed by mister Jones Dye, a member of the Royal Expedition --[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]] 17:23, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah hell with it. I can't negotiate. Kill em if you want. I wish you would have put a word in this Captain. '''Captain Dan'''

that bastard jones dye just killed me too! he's on new tortuga! someone kill him--[[User:Badhammer|Badhammer]] 14:51, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Parley has been resumed with York and the Royal Expedition. If no appropriate reply is sent ye have liberty to pursue your vengance without fear of censure from your crew.

== Current goals be: ==

*Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
*Terrorize the locals
*Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
*Rum
*Keelhauling
*Wenches
*Plunder
*Grog

== The Code of The Scurvy Crew ==

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

*Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Surgeon, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.
*If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm and shot.
*If any Many shall steel any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marroon'd or shot.
*If at any Time we should meet another Marrooner (that is Pyrate) that Man that shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.
*That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Mose's Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.
*That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without a cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.
*That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
*If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement he shall have 400 pieces of Eight; if a limb 800.
*If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

= The Scurvy Crew is Legion =
YAHRR! We be the first clan on the island to break '''40''' members!! The Captain decrees an extra pint of grog to all members in celebration.

[[ Image:On beach.jpg ]]

==Now accepting crew for the positions of: ==

*The Captain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]

Welcome aboard Mr. Cutthroat and Mr. Xenor!!

The Captain's offer of Parley to the Order of Patriots was soundly denied. The Scurvy Crew is now free to hunt them and the Pirate Hunters wherever they are found. Special care must be taken that innocent outsiders are not also slain so all crewmembers are advised to check their prey's profile before they strike.

*First Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=153 Johnny Bollocks] Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat!
*Sailing Master: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=897 Rob Cath] What's all this then!?!?!?!
*Master's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1540 Teach]
*Ship's Surgeon: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2039 Captain Dan] I BE BACK LADS!!! SO PUT DOWN THE RUM AND START A FIGHTING!!!
*Surgeon's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2336 Rob Da Blades]
*Boatswain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=177 Xintlaer] They shall feel my blade deep between their ribs...
*Gunner: [[User:Wifey#Wifey|Wifey]] Yargh! Wifey's active again, lads!
*Gunner's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2691 Wolverine] This bein' before the whole Weapon X thing o' course.
*Cartographer: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=592 Baron Von Roeboat]
*Quartermaster: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1337 badhammer]
*Carpenter: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2073 Dian Cecht]
*Carpenter's Mate:
*Steward:
*Cook: Pieman
*Sailing Instructer: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4868 Captain Barbossa]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunting_of_the_Snark Billiard-marker]: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1987 Tycho "Yarr" Everett]
*Cabin Boy:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2305 born to kill]
*Wenches: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1620 Irene]
*Rum Runners: [http://www.shartak.com//profile.cgi?id=2542 Opium Joe]
*Ship's Monkey: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2054 Dr Capitalism](The monkey was attacked by natives... time to go pillage a village.)
*Monkey's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4747 oneguynamedjosh]
*Our preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
*and Able Bodied Seamen:
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1857 Crimson Jake]
:[[User:Wifey#Sigfrid|Sigfrid Süßermann]] Avast!
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2525 Anne Bonny]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2377 Axelius]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3347 Jim Davey Jones]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4070 Karrak the Drunk]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3006 Xenor]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4677 Cutthroat]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1809 Jimbo Cooke]
*Marines(Outsider Soldiers):
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=276 Gunga Din]
*Drunk, One-Eyed, No-Thumbed Swordsmith Who's Responsible for Every Poorly made Cutlass on the Island: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6532 FaggishFred]
*Gold Biter & Rum Tester [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1556 Arr Matee]

== Pirates be expert cartographers ==

There has been talk of pirates scouring the mountain for buried treasure, and the Captain has seen Mr. Wifey in one of the tunnels. To help with navigation here be the first map of paths under the mountain yet produced.

[[ Image: Dr_j_tunnel1.png ]]

Thanks go to Dr J for his spelunking.

== Mr. Badhammer! ==

The Case of Mr. Badhammer has been moved to the discussion page in lieu of a dedicated history page to come later (once there's enough history to justify its existence). Any who wish to read about the first application of nautical justice in the island's history may find it there.

Your unknowingly disgraceful conduct embarrased the crew in the past (if it is indeed possible to disgrace persons such as we). You have, however, performed your duties admirably these past few months, and remained steadfastly loyal to the crew even during your demotion to Able Bodied Seaman. Your continued service to the crew in these conditions points to the high quality of your character. In light of your lengthy service, and the good conduct that was named as a necessity for your continued presence among the crew, your case is hereby dismissed. Ye be now reinstated to your former position as Quartermaster of the Scurvy Crew of the Hell-Born Strumpet. Congratulations, Quartermaster Badhammer! The crew lifts its flagons to you. You can drink at my table anytime. YAAHRRGH!! [[User:Tyler Whitney|Tyler Whitney]] 04:37, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

== As the man said: ==

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."

[[ Image:Flynn.jpg ]]

== Native Guide ==

The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate and inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but also to be mocked and paid in small pox.

==ATTENTION!!! OFFICER ON DECK!!!==
ON YOUR FEET SCABS!!!
Ohh what a sorry excuse for a crew be ye...
Of course pirates fight amongst themselves, they drink and they whore and they act in a way totally un-becoming of a proper gentleman. THEY ARE PIRATES!!! On the other hand pirates are expected to keep their ship in repair and their duties in mind. Bless me if the cap’n were here he would have the lot of ya flogged. Lucky for you we are without a proper port and finding a half way decent crew would be like finding an able fighter in YORK!!! So all hands on deck, and be ready for presentation at three bells, Ships surgeon, ready the men for inspection, Captain Whitney wants them all fighting fit for trials ahead.

Sir Robert Cath, Sailing Master Of the Hell-born Strumpet

Aye-Aye, Sir! I tried to rally em ages past, but unresponsiveness drove me into a long sleep. Well I be back now, and I'll be damned if any Mangy Seadog will get past my eyes! Sure, I may be only 16 and a Surgeon, but I've done more fighting then the rest of ye put togather. So gather your cutlesses and put that God-Damn rum donw and meet me at the ships main deck for inspection from the Captain and all the other Blessed Officers that be leading us! I be back, and I be not taking any excuses! ''' Captain Dan, Ships Surgeon of the Hell Born Strumpet and proud of it!'''

I'm a JRGman, so I'm happy to see your wiki is back in activity, and I hope your crew follows! Come on lads, keep the pirates strong! [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet

2007-02-19T18:06:10Z

Specialist290: /* Now accepting crew for the positions of: */

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=[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Secret_History_of_Captain_Tyler_Whitney The Secret History of Captain Tyler Whitney]=

It was during a partial lunar eclipse several months ago that the Captain entered one of his "fits" of stumbling delerium. Most likely brought on by a batch of particularly foul York-town rum. And as any resident of Shartak knows, the only rum worth drinking is either Derbyman Blue or the Shipwreck's own Wild Strumpet 301 Proof Rum. A chemical and mathematical paradox of deliciousness! It was in this period, while the Captain was wandering the jungle, shouting at ferns and drinking elephant milk, that the long neglected ship's log of the Hell-Born Stumpet was found in the Large Cabin. This log will know doubt become an invaluable resource for all residents of the island in decyphering the Crew's bizarre origins and motives. The first installment to be taken out of the water in the Cabin, transcribed, and reproduced here is a record of the Captain's life before the Strumpet wrecked on Shartak.

=A Gentleman's Wager=

It appears that recently a member of the Scurvy Crew has had a beef and has started hunting a member of the Jolly Roger Gang. Rather than let this encourage more violence between the crews the Captains have decided to let them settle it between themselves. The recent decision to start placing bets on who wins and the possible profits of such had absolutely nothing to do with the Captains' judgement in this case.

That being said, '''PLACE YOUR BETS! PLACE YOUR BETS RIGHT HEAH!!!'''

*Captain Michael Edwards: 7 on the Roger boy to win
*Captain Tyler Whitney: 5 gold on Mr. Xintlaer to win, with a side bet of six gold that he gets lucky and lands two 5-damage swings of the cutlass in the process.
*Captain Dan wages '''30 golden coins''' on Xintlaer to beat this here Roger boy! Note, this be a private bet. Anyone wish to risk 30 coins on that Zom-VLD will beat our boy?
*Rozen, JRG's PKer slayer, wagers 5 on Zom, with a side bet of 5, on the fight ending with the winner (whoever it be) on lower than 15 HP.
*Zom-VLD, JRG's treasurer - 30 gold to whoever wins (challenge bet)
*Xintlaer, Strumpet's boatswain - 30 to the winner too.
*Master Dan jun Perls: Me thinks the mate called Xintlaer has better odds. 50 gold coins on Xintlaer.
As it appears Mr. Xintlaer and the Jolly Roger's treasurer are the offending parties they are encouraged to approach the beach adjacent to the shipwreck on Friday (exact time to be determined) when the match will begin.

'''The Gentleman's wager (while a most excellent plan in theory) collapsed in practice as nearby ghosts harrassed fighters, gamblers, and spectators alike. After several tries, a change in venue, and postponments the endeavor was abandoned. Perhaps to be attempted again at a later date.'''

=Vendetta!=

Over the past few months the Scurvy Crew and other Pirates have become increasingly aware of Outsiders directing violence at their Pirate cousins.

[[ image:Tableau-barbenoire.jpg ]]

(Unidentified members of the Scurvy Crew and Anti-Pirates engage in battle at the Hell-born Strumpet's Wreck).

For some reason nearly all the clans that have made slaying Pirates their mandate are based out of York. To determine the actual situation the Captain went on a goodwill tour to the Yorkmen's camp. Believing that it was bad manners for a visitor to arrive at a neighbor's empty-handed Captain Whitney brought a bag filled 43 bottles of rum (one for every member of the Crew), and several cutlasses with which to impress the locals. By the time he arrived in York only half a bottle of rum was left, and this was soon thrown at a nearby wild boar. After announcing his presence and intentions at the local Colonial Police station the Captain decided to hit the town. There he saw a pub and several huts in which Outsiders and Natives cohabited peacefully and in which Captain Whitney was welcomed with opened arms and bottles. Such civility between Outsiders and Natives seemed unnatural to the Captain, but he was determined not to offend his hosts, especially while they were picking up this round.

It was during his second night of carousing with the locals that the Captain was assaulted by his first Anti-Pirate. It was one of the same Yorkmen who had been harrassing the Strumpet's Wreck and any other pirates they happened across.

With what he now knew about the population of York, and its Anti-Pirate minority the Captain is convinced that a declaration of Vendetta is in order. The Captain declares Vendetta as approved murdering of one or more clans rather than the indiscriminate targeting of a village as in a Raid. While individual members of these clans have whispered their belief that their machetes might abstain from Scurvy Crew blood (due to the Crew's general policy of non-violence towards other Outsiders) their actions speak differently. The Scurvy Crew cannot also stand by while other Pirates are slain simply for loving rum and brawling more than the island's more timid elements. The Crew be hereby ordered to sink their daggers and cutlasses into members of the following clans wherever they be found:

*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Pirate_Hunters The Pirate Hunters]: Goes without saying...
*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/York_Pirate_Slayers York Pirate Slayers]: Same as above...
*[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Order_of_Patriots The Order of Patriots]: It at first appeared the Order's mandate be only the defense of citizens of York and not indiscriminate pirate-hunting. This led the Captain to propose Parley with the Order. The Captain's offer of Parley [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Talk:Order_of_Patriots#PARLEY.21.21 was soundly rejected] and they have made it clear through their words and actions that their goal is the complete obliteration of Pirates from the island. They should be considered as no better than the rumless Natives...

A member of one of the clans mentioned above recently approached the Captain in York and asked for a temporary ceasefire. It seems someone has contracted the Mercenary's Guild to attack the same clans the Scurvy Crew has now declared Vendetta against. This was done before the start of the Captain's goodwill tour of the Yorkmen's camp.

The Captain sees no reason to declare a ceasefire. Why should we, your targets since your clans' inception be moved to restraint now when you have demonstrated none towards us in the past? Are Pirates supposed to pity you now that you are seeing the result of your months of indiscriminate violence towards us? Why should we sheath our cutlasses and wait for your machetes to be sunk into our backs at your convenience? No, many strange and evil things dwell in the hearts of pirates, but mercy isn't one of them.

=New Tortuga Has Been Achieved=

'''At the conclusion of negotiations with various other outsider groups the island that the Scurvy Crew calls New Tortuga has been declared a nonaggression zone. The Captain protected the Scurvy Crew's right to behave like violent, drunken villians throughout the lengthy parley. This natural right has been reinforced (so long as no outsiders are harmed on the island or within its shallow waters). What follows below is the original account of the Captain's spiritual awakening and call to New Tortuga:'''

The Wiksik Raid was hard fighting, no denying that. Those members of the crew who braved the jungle, ill-educated anti-pirate outsiders, native beasts, and savage natives, found themselves several days travel away from their home shaman. The glory and rum won by our cutlasses was that much sweeter with the struggle.

[[ image:42699438_5b6c0cc023.jpg ]]

(Derbymen, unaligned Pirates, and members of The Scurvy Crew battle through the island's natives to assault the shaman of Wiksik.)

Many Pirates and Outsiders died in the Wicksick raid. The Captain himself greeted his pirate brethren in the afterlife. It was in this shadow realm that the Captain witnessed the Giant Bottle of Rum.

"Behold your better," said the Bottle of Rum, "And Despair..."

And the Captain of The Scurvy Crew beheld the Giant Bottle of Rum. "Truly I both love and fear you O' Giant Bottle of Rum, but what of my Pirate brothers and sisters? We have been scattered across the island" he said. "We are hunted for our heads by rumless savages. Where can we go to celebrate our bloody plunder and drain the island of rum?"

And yay the Giant Bottle of Rum looked upon the Scurvy Crew in their toils in Wiksik and said, "Know that I have created an island for ye who hunger, and thirst for drunkeness, and it is not the island you stand on. It is the island west of Shartak, and as ye pirates (the beloved children of the Giant Bottle of Rum) love inebriation, so shall you find rum on this island. And it shall be named [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortuga "New Tortuga"].

And the Captain understood The Giant Bottle of Rum, and knew its purpose for the Scurvy Crew. All Crewmembers be hereby ordered to flood the large, horizontal island west of the greater island of Shartak. This island, south of the Strumpet's wreck and west of the Native village of Dalpok, shall be known as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortuga "New Tortuga"]. New Tortuga shall henceforth be known as a private gaming preserve for outsiders in general, but pirates especially, and especially The Scurvy Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet.

=Bloody Dalpok!=

It was in the midst of a late afternoon apertif of 3 liters of Derby Rum that a sharpening stone was dropped in the Captain's lap by a particularly ugly monkey.

"Goddamit Monkey!" the Captain said. "That's the fifth time ye interrupted my pouring!"

The Captain then proceeded to waste three days of his life hunting the particularly ugly monkey through jungle, ruins, and shipwreck. He finally cornered it in the Strumpet's Crow's Nest (that sounds a bit racy doesn't it? Nevermind!). After the long pursuit, and being a bit peckish, the Captain ate the monkey.

[[ Image:Monkey2.jpg ]]

Sources believe this to be the monkey in its natural habitat, and before the Captain ate it.

It was only when he got to the tail that he noticed a missive tied to it with a green ribbon. Picking his teeth with a monkey rib the Captain sat down to read the message with an after-supper pint of rum. It read:

"Ahoy Captain! My Gang of pirates has planned a raid on dalpok. We have a large deal of pirates marching on Dalpok next week,I would like to invite any of your crew members who might be around to partake in the pillage.--Michael edwards 00:17, 31 August 2006 (UTC)"

"Four Cannon's A-Blazing!" exclaimed the Captain with what he believed to be a pirate expression (it was not, in fact no pirate until him had '''ever''' said those words). "There are other pirates on the island besides my beloved Scurvy Crew?" The Captain then sat down and spent the rest of the day drinking and thinking about the implications of this discovery.

The Captain awoke the next morning to hear a ghost whispering in his ear. Shooting up ramrod straight the Captain climbed up Crow's Nest once more, and pulled from his pocket a whistle made of Native bones. Taking a deep breath the Captain then blew on the whistle, but no sound was heard. In fact, the dozens of pirates around the Strumpet's wreck (who the Captain had been too drunk or insane to notice until a day ago) were completely oblivious to the tiny figure at the top of the Crow's Nest, playing a whistle with all his formidable might. But across Shartak, in jungles and mountains, villages and grasslands, buried in swamps and floating in water, specially trained sets of ears heard a faint ringing.

"My Beloved Scruvy Crew of the Hell-Born Strumpet!" bellowed Captain Tyler Whitney from the Crow's Nest, "Blood's being spilled in a Native Village and we're not the cause of it! All crewmembers be ordered to join our pirate brothers in flooding the dirt paths of Dalpok with blood! BYOB!"

== The Royal Expedition ==

Mr Dan here. I cannot stop ye or order ye to do anything, but for Christ Sake, PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ANY ROYAL EXPEDITION MEMBERS!!! I've spent a fair while negotiating with them not to attack us. We do not need a war. For more details, look at their talk page. '''Captain Dan'''

Well, I don't know why, but I just got killed by mister Jones Dye, a member of the Royal Expedition --[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]] 17:23, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah hell with it. I can't negotiate. Kill em if you want. I wish you would have put a word in this Captain. '''Captain Dan'''

that bastard jones dye just killed me too! he's on new tortuga! someone kill him--[[User:Badhammer|Badhammer]] 14:51, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Parley has been resumed with York and the Royal Expedition. If no appropriate reply is sent ye have liberty to pursue your vengance without fear of censure from your crew.

== Current goals be: ==

*Crew the ship: The Hell-born Strumpet (the bonniest ship in whatever ocean the island's in)
*Terrorize the locals
*Pursue the elusive three-headed monkey
*Rum
*Keelhauling
*Wenches
*Plunder
*Grog

== The Code of The Scurvy Crew ==

Any Pirates with the fortitude of spirit, or plenty of the hard spirits with which to fortify themselves may join, er, yargh...

*Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Surgeon, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.
*If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm and shot.
*If any Many shall steel any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marroon'd or shot.
*If at any Time we should meet another Marrooner (that is Pyrate) that Man that shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.
*That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Mose's Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.
*That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without a cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.
*That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
*If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement he shall have 400 pieces of Eight; if a limb 800.
*If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

= The Scurvy Crew is Legion =
YAHRR! We be the first clan on the island to break '''40''' members!! The Captain decrees an extra pint of grog to all members in celebration.

[[ Image:On beach.jpg ]]

==Now accepting crew for the positions of: ==

*The Captain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]

Welcome aboard Mr. Cutthroat and Mr. Xenor!!

The Captain's offer of Parley to the Order of Patriots was soundly denied. The Scurvy Crew is now free to hunt them and the Pirate Hunters wherever they are found. Special care must be taken that innocent outsiders are not also slain so all crewmembers are advised to check their prey's profile before they strike.

*First Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=153 Johnny Bollocks] Last one to get drunk and laid will feel the lick o' the cat!
*Sailing Master: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=897 Rob Cath] What's all this then!?!?!?!
*Master's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1540 Teach]
*Ship's Surgeon: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2039 Captain Dan] I BE BACK LADS!!! SO PUT DOWN THE RUM AND START A FIGHTING!!!
*Surgeon's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2336 Rob Da Blades]
*Boatswain: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=177 Xintlaer] They shall feel my blade deep between their ribs...
*Gunner: [[User:Wifey#Wifey|Wifey]] Yargh! Wifey's active again, lads!
*Gunner's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2691 Wolverine] This bein' before the whole Weapon X thing o' course.
*Cartographer: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=592 Baron Von Roeboat]
*Quartermaster: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1337 badhammer]
*Carpenter: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2073 Dian Cecht]
*Carpenter's Mate:
*Steward:
*Cook: Pieman
*Cook's Apprentice: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8605 One-Eyed Cook]
*Sailing Instructer: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4868 Captain Barbossa]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunting_of_the_Snark Billiard-marker]: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1987 Tycho "Yarr" Everett]
*Cabin Boy:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2305 born to kill]
*Wenches: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1620 Irene]
*Rum Runners: [http://www.shartak.com//profile.cgi?id=2542 Opium Joe]
*Ship's Monkey: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2054 Dr Capitalism](The monkey was attacked by natives... time to go pillage a village.)
*Monkey's Mate: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4747 oneguynamedjosh]
*Our preserved Native head: Shrubar, shaman of Dalpok
*and Able Bodied Seamen:
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1857 Crimson Jake]
:[[User:Wifey#Sigfrid|Sigfrid Süßermann]] Avast!
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2525 Anne Bonny]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2377 Axelius]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3347 Jim Davey Jones]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4070 Karrak the Drunk]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3006 Xenor]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4677 Cutthroat]
:[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1809 Jimbo Cooke]
*Marines(Outsider Soldiers):
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=276 Gunga Din]
*Drunk, One-Eyed, No-Thumbed Swordsmith Who's Responsible for Every Poorly made Cutlass on the Island: [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6532 FaggishFred]
*Gold Biter & Rum Tester [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1556 Arr Matee]

== Pirates be expert cartographers ==

There has been talk of pirates scouring the mountain for buried treasure, and the Captain has seen Mr. Wifey in one of the tunnels. To help with navigation here be the first map of paths under the mountain yet produced.

[[ Image: Dr_j_tunnel1.png ]]

Thanks go to Dr J for his spelunking.

== Mr. Badhammer! ==

The Case of Mr. Badhammer has been moved to the discussion page in lieu of a dedicated history page to come later (once there's enough history to justify its existence). Any who wish to read about the first application of nautical justice in the island's history may find it there.

Your unknowingly disgraceful conduct embarrased the crew in the past (if it is indeed possible to disgrace persons such as we). You have, however, performed your duties admirably these past few months, and remained steadfastly loyal to the crew even during your demotion to Able Bodied Seaman. Your continued service to the crew in these conditions points to the high quality of your character. In light of your lengthy service, and the good conduct that was named as a necessity for your continued presence among the crew, your case is hereby dismissed. Ye be now reinstated to your former position as Quartermaster of the Scurvy Crew of the Hell-Born Strumpet. Congratulations, Quartermaster Badhammer! The crew lifts its flagons to you. You can drink at my table anytime. YAAHRRGH!! [[User:Tyler Whitney|Tyler Whitney]] 04:37, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

== As the man said: ==

"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate."

[[ Image:Flynn.jpg ]]

== Native Guide ==

The Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet are looking for a native guide not only to translate and inform the crew of any hidden island booty, but also to be mocked and paid in small pox.

==ATTENTION!!! OFFICER ON DECK!!!==
ON YOUR FEET SCABS!!!
Ohh what a sorry excuse for a crew be ye...
Of course pirates fight amongst themselves, they drink and they whore and they act in a way totally un-becoming of a proper gentleman. THEY ARE PIRATES!!! On the other hand pirates are expected to keep their ship in repair and their duties in mind. Bless me if the cap’n were here he would have the lot of ya flogged. Lucky for you we are without a proper port and finding a half way decent crew would be like finding an able fighter in YORK!!! So all hands on deck, and be ready for presentation at three bells, Ships surgeon, ready the men for inspection, Captain Whitney wants them all fighting fit for trials ahead.

Sir Robert Cath, Sailing Master Of the Hell-born Strumpet

Aye-Aye, Sir! I tried to rally em ages past, but unresponsiveness drove me into a long sleep. Well I be back now, and I'll be damned if any Mangy Seadog will get past my eyes! Sure, I may be only 16 and a Surgeon, but I've done more fighting then the rest of ye put togather. So gather your cutlesses and put that God-Damn rum donw and meet me at the ships main deck for inspection from the Captain and all the other Blessed Officers that be leading us! I be back, and I be not taking any excuses! ''' Captain Dan, Ships Surgeon of the Hell Born Strumpet and proud of it!'''

I'm a JRGman, so I'm happy to see your wiki is back in activity, and I hope your crew follows! Come on lads, keep the pirates strong! [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

User:Specialist290

2007-02-19T17:53:47Z

Specialist290:

*'''Specialist290''' - Wiksik native. Seems to have managed to get himself into a vendetta with some guy named Seals. This does not bode well.

*'''One-Eyed Cook''' - Pirate. Roving Shartak in search of the perfect recipe.