The Shartak Wiki - User contributions [en]

User:Kjendlie

2007-05-16T16:38:36Z

Kjendlie:

A loyal member of the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/ Colonial Police].

May 16th Massacre

2007-05-16T16:01:14Z

Kjendlie:

'''Bold text'''York Medical Hut. 16th May 07.

The most horrendous and large-scale mass-murder that has ever taken place on Shartak soil (not counting Santa's Grotto), occurred earlier today. One assailant, known only as "{{profile|6582|JazDararsWife}}", burst into [[York]]'s bustling and ever-busy [[York#Points_of_interest|medical hut]] around midday and began his "work". According to eye-witness reports, the assailant burst inside, and without a word to anyone, immediately carved something on the wall (what this message was is now lost in the confusion that followed). After finishing that, without breaking a step and without giving any notice whatsoever, he plunged his blade into one person, then another, then another, and didn't stop till four-fifths of those unlucky enough to be in the York Medical Hut that day were dead. The maniac killed at least 22 people within minutes. The murderer is reported to have been wielding a [[heavy sword]] during the ordeal, and is reported to have shouted in a disturbing and less-than-sane voice, "You will all join your brethren in hell" and "Mere mortals tremble in my presence", while slaughtering the helpless victims. Those few who survived are still dazed and confused at this shocking occurrence. At least one is reported to have taken to the [[York Asylum]] on account of post-traumatic stress and hysteria.

In the aftermath of this atrocity, the finger of blame is being pointed in many directions. Many blame the lack of shamans in York of late, because this maniac's mass-killing spree was preceded by dozens of [[banshee wail]]s, which softened the people up. Others blame the lack of protection provided by the [[Colonial Police]], who are in a transition state while leadership is being transfered, and were all exhausted from their extensive celebrations the night before, thus were not able to offer much protection. Still others point to the lack of multiple exits from the medical hut as a cause of the particularly high amount of bloodshed.

Still unknown in the immediate, and the subject of some speculation by the townspeople, are the motive of the maniac "JazDararsWife" in this senseless massacre. The whereabouts of the killer also remained unknown.

'''List of victims of the Massacre.''' All the following killed in the York Medical Hut during the 12:00 hour of 17 May 07 by the maniac in question. 
Kick Me
Zeyseir
Kjendlie
Calliope Grieve
Larson Davis
cactus1
Sam-Night
buzzmong
Doctor Hodo
Kingfox
Kolya
Kasumi Ghia
scottyboy
Lee Sulin
someWayne
Jack Castle
ArchbishopBlackburne
Dr Sullivan
Jiudaimeh
Simeon Carter
Raining
Xarganrok

This report was prepared by a witness to the events.

May 16th Massacre

2007-05-16T15:51:47Z

Kjendlie:

'''Bold text'''York Medical Hut. 16th May 07.

The most horrendous and large-scale mass-murder that has ever taken place on Shartak soil (not counting Santa's Grotto), occurred earlier today. One assailant, known only as "{{profile|6582|JazDararsWife}}", burst into [[York]]'s bustling and ever-busy [[York#Points_of_interest|medical hut]] around midday and began his "work". According to eye-witness reports, the assailant burst inside, and without a word to anyone, immediately carved something on the wall (what this message was is now lost in the confusion that followed). After finishing that, without breaking a step and without giving any notice whatsoever, he plunged his blade into one person, then another, then another, and didn't stop till four-fifths of those unlucky enough to be in the York Medical Hut that day were dead. The maniac killed at least 21 people within minutes. The murderer is reported to have been wielding a [[heavy sword]] during the ordeal, and is reported to have shouted in a disturbing and less-than-sane voice, "You will all join your brethren in hell" and "Mere mortals tremble in my presence", while slaughtering the helpless victims. Those few who survived are still dazed and confused at this shocking occurrence. At least one is reported to have taken to the [[York Asylum]] on account of post-traumatic stress and hysteria.

In the aftermath of this atrocity, the finger of blame is being pointed in many directions. Many blame the lack of shamans in York of late, because this maniac's mass-killing spree was preceded by dozens of [[banshee wail]]s, which softened the people up. Others blame the lack of protection provided by the [[Colonial Police]], who are in a transition state while leadership is being transfered, and were all exhausted from their extensive celebrations the night before, thus were not able to offer much protection. Still others point to the lack of multiple exits from the medical hut as a cause of the particularly high amount of bloodshed.

Still unknown in the immediate, and the subject of some speculation by the townspeople, are the motive of the maniac "JazDararsWife" in this senseless massacre. The whereabouts of the killer also remained unknown.

'''List of victims of the Massacre.''' All the following killed in the York Medical Hut during the 12:00 hour of 17 May 07 by the maniac in question. 
Kick Me
Zeyseir
Kjendlie
Calliope Grieve
Larson Davis
cactus1
Sam-Night
buzzmong
Doctor Hodo
Kingfox
Kolya
Kasumi Ghia
scottyboy
Lee Sulin
someWayne
Jack Castle
ArchbishopBlackburne
Dr Sullivan
Jiudaimeh
Simeon Carter
Raining

This report was prepared by a witness to the events.

May 16th Massacre

2007-05-16T15:45:33Z

Kjendlie:

York Medical Hut. 16th May 07.

The most horrendous and large-scale mass-murder that has ever taken place on Shartak soil (not counting Santa's Grotto), occurred earlier today. One assailant, known only as "{{profile||JazDararsWife}}", burst into York's bustling and ever-busy [[York#Points_of_interest|medical hut]] around midday, according to eye-witness reports. The assailant burst inside, and immediately carved something on the wall (what this message was is now lost in the confusion that followed), and without any notice began murdering one person after another. The maniac killed at least 21 people within minutes. The murderer is reported to have been wielding a [[heavy sword]] during the ordeal, and is reported to have shouted in a disturbing and less-than-sane voice, "You will all join your brethren in hell" and "Mere mortals tremble in my presence", while slaughtering the helpless victims. Those few who survived are still dazed and confused at this shocking occurrence.

In the aftermath of this atrocity, the finger is being pointed in all directions. Many blame the lack of shamans in York of late, because this maniac's mass-killing spree was preceded by dozens of [[banshee wail]]s, which softened the people up. Others blame the lack of protection provided by the [[Colonial Police]], who are in a transition state while leadership is being transfered, and were all exhausted from their extensive celebrations the night before, thus were not able to offer much protection. Still others point to the lack of multiple exits from the medical hut as a cause of the particularly high amount of bloodshed.

Still unknown in the immediate, and the subject of some speculation by the townspeople, are the motive of the maniac "JazDararsWife" in this senseless massacre. The whereabouts of the killer also remained unknown.

List of victims of the Massacre. All killed in the 12:00 hour of 17 May 07 by the maniac in question.
Kick Me
Zeyseir
Kjendlie
Calliope Grieve
Larson Davis
cactus1
Sam-Night
buzzmong
Doctor Hodo
Kingfox
Kolya
Kasumi Ghia
scottyboy
Lee Sulin
someWayne
Jack Castle
ArchbishopBlackburne
Dr Sullivan
Jiudaimeh
Simeon Carter
Raining

This report was prepared by a witness to the events.

Colonial police

2007-05-16T15:21:04Z

Kjendlie: New captain of the CP: Macdonald!

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Macdonald|
clan_membership=35, around 10 active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here] (thread unfortunately deleted by an anti-CP pro-Bauer subversive who wormed his way into the admincp). You may also report crimes to Colonial Police members - you'll usually find at least one of us at [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York, which is at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by the [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313] for a drink and a chat, and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Past Leaders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (Founder of the CP. Led the CP from April 2006 until his departure from York in late August 2006 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (Had a leadership role in the CP from its founding till October 2006, when he left to pursue a business venture.)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}} (Led the CP from late August 2006 till he left York in mid-May 2007.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1063|Shane}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3322|Local traitor Zydd Soral}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|7176|Killian}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3105|Nighter}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}||{{profile|6206|keiichi}} (Expelled for excessive torso-collecting while on duty.)
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}} (Left after realizing he was an anti-CP activist.)
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}||{{profile|1628|Broderick}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|6193|Otacon}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|9055|SettlerSam}}||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}||
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] - fanatically pro-outsider paramilitary force.
* [[Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak]] - Run also by czech1, a clan of drunks.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Inactive bureaucratic royalists
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants, whose members get extra Colonial Police protection while in York on business.
* [[Shartak Protestant League]] - Apparently we are allies after the MG attacked us both.
* [[Raktam Police]]

== List of Criminals ==
=== Most Wanted ===
(Currently empty.)

=== At Large ===
'''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].''

(No criminals currently at large.)

===Suspected===
None.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
Empty.

== News ==
===May 16th, 2007===
In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain Macdonald, and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at [[Czechy's Tavern]]. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.

===May 15th, 2007===
MAJOR NEWS: Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, Kjendlie, has stepped down and handed over power to the new leader, loyal officer Macdonald.

===No news today===
See the CP forum for news, extensive news reports and goings-on are reported and discussed there. This wiki page is not maintained.

===February 2007===
'''February 12th, 2007''' 
*A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
*The fighting between the criminal [[MG gang]] and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, is already being celebrated by many jubilant York citizens, but the CP and other pro-York forces remain on guard.

'''February 3rd, 2007''' 
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, 2006, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-03-19T19:50:49Z

Kjendlie:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=36, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.
===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (Led the CP until his departure in late August 2006 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (Left the CP in October 2006 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1063|Shane}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3322|Local traitor Zydd Soral}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|7176|Killian}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3105|Nighter}} (Was ordered to leave the CP by Bauer)
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}||{{profile|xxxx|keiichi}} (Expelled for excessive torso-collecting while on duty.)
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}} (anti-CP activist.)
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}||{{profile|1628|Broderick}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|6193|Otacon}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|9055|SettlerSam}}||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] - fanatically pro-outsider paramilitary force.
* [[Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak]] - Run also by czech1, a clan of drunks.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* <s>[[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.</s>BETRAYED!
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants, whose members get extra Colonial Poilice protection while in York on business.
* [[Shartak Protestant League]] - Apparently we are allies after the MG attacked us both.
* [[Raktam Police]]

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

*Balerophon, wanted for brutally murdering an innocent citizen of York. This brazen assassination is suspected of being ordered by Bauer.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! '''New offenses:''' -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances. -Killed friendly shaman lacuna. '''-Executed'''

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with [[the violently anti-York MG gang]].

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking stragglers of the defunct [[Royal Expedition]]. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|8447|pheonixfenix}}(Outsider - York) Wanted for killing a York citizen and wounding another.

=== Suspected ===
*All 5punk members are suspected of criminality by association.

*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
* {{profile|5093|Charles the VERY Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!''' '''New offense''' Tried to kill a member of the CP, but failed. '''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed the York trader. Executed man times by CP officer Che.

*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Judas Iscariot" Soral (Scumbag extraordinaire)}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} Not even a threat.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelfth Offense!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! New offense: -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances.

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===No news today===
See the CP forum for news. This wiki page is not maintained.

===February 2007===
''February 12th, 2007'' 
*A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
*The fighting between the criminal [[MG gang]] and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, is already being celebrated by many jubilant York citizens, but the CP and other pro-York forces remain on guard.

''February 3rd, 2007'' 
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

User:Kjendlie

2007-03-19T19:17:27Z

Kjendlie:

Captain of the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/ Colonial Police].

Talk:Main Page

2007-03-19T17:44:20Z

Kjendlie: Not here too! Hopefully Avol will soon be banned.

== Original Navigation ==
{{Main Page Navigation|mainpage_navi1a=Glossary|mainpage_navi1b=
* [[Locations]]
** [[Camp]]s ([[Dalpok]], [[Raktam]], [[Wiksik]], [[Derby]], [[Durham]], [[York]], [[Shipwreck]])
** [[Terrain]]
* [[Items]]
* [[NPC]]s ([[animals]], [[shaman]]s, [[trader]]s)
* [[Character classes]]
* [[Skills]]|mainpage_navi2a=Guides|mainpage_navi2b=
* [[Gameplay]]
* [[Tips and tricks]]
* [[User interface]]
* [[Death]]
* [[Language]]
* [[Tracking]]
* [[Trading]]
** [[Trading hut stock reports]]
* [[Writing]]
* [[Search odds condensed]]
** [[Search odds condensed (results)|Results]]
* [[Special weapon event odds]]|mainpage_navi3a=Feedback|mainpage_navi3b=
* [[Requests for information]]
* [[Game design]]
* [[Bugs]]
** [[Bugs:Not]]
** [[Bugs:Fixed]]
* [[Suggestions]]
** [[Suggestions:Items|Items]]
** [[Suggestions:Skills|Skills]]
** [[Suggestions:Classes|Classes]]
** [[Suggestions:Game mechanics|Game mechanics]]
** [[Suggestions:Miscellaneous|Miscellaneous]]
** [[Suggestions:Implemented|Implemented]]|mainpage_navi4a=Site data|mainpage_navi4b=
* [http://www.shartak.com/faq.html FAQ]
* [http://www.shartak.com/news.html News]
** [http://www.shartak.com/old_news.html Older news]
* [http://www.shartak.com/stats.html Statistics]
** [http://www.shartak.com/statkills.html Kill statistics with NPCs]
** [http://www.shartak.com/statpkills.html Kill statistics without NPCs]
* [http://www.shartak.com/donate.html Donate]
* [http://www.shartak.com/advertising.html Advertising]|mainpage_navi5a=Clans|mainpage_navi5b=
* [[:Category:Clans|Clans]]
** [[:Category:Clans for natives|Clans for natives]]
** [[:Category:Clans for outsiders|Clans for outsiders]]
** [[:Category:Clans for everyone|Clans for everyone]]
** [[:Category:Officially recognized clans|Officially recognized clans]]|mainpage_navi6a=External links|mainpage_navi6b=
* [[Project:Community Portal|Community Portal]]
** [http://www.frappr.com/shartak Frappr map]
** [[Project:Community Portal#Greasemonkey scripts|Greasemonkey scripts]]
** [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/index.html Unofficial forum]}}

== Proposal 1 ==

This is a general redesign proposal for the navigation found on the main page. It attempts to provide the broadest amount of information in the least amount of links. Most of the sub-article links have been removed. Even the external links have been removed as they are listed in the community portal. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 20:58, 28 May 2006 (BST)

{{Main Page Navigation|

mainpage_navi1a=Basics|
mainpage_navi1b=
* [[Gameplay]]
* [[Tips and tricks]]
* [[User interface]]
|

mainpage_navi2a=Game information|
mainpage_navi2b=
* [[:Category:Glossary|Glossary]]
* [[:Category:Locations|Locations]]
* [[:Category:Statistics|Statistics]]
|

mainpage_navi3a=Feedback|
mainpage_navi3b=
* [[Requests for information]]
* [[Game design]]
* [[Bugs]]
* [[Suggestions]]
|

mainpage_navi4a=Site information|
mainpage_navi4b=
* [http://www.shartak.com/faq.html FAQ]
* [http://www.shartak.com/news.html News]
* [http://www.shartak.com/stats.html Statistics]
* [http://www.shartak.com/donate.html Donate]
* [http://www.shartak.com/advertising.html Advertising]
|

mainpage_navi5a=Clans|
mainpage_navi5b=
* [[:Category:Clans|Clan pages]]
** [[:Category:Clans for natives|Clans for natives]]
** [[:Category:Clans for outsiders|Clans for outsiders]]
** [[:Category:Clans for everyone|Clans for everyone]]
** [[:Category:Officially recognized clans|Officially recognized clans]]
|

mainpage_navi6a=Wiki information|
mainpage_navi6b=
* [[Project:About|About]]
* [[Project:General disclaimer|General disclaimer]]
* [[Project:Help|Help]]
* [[Project:Community Portal|Community portal]]
}}

'''Comments:'''

Wow, I've probably visited the Main Page 500 times, and it seems like half of those I went straight through to one of the following pages:
{| style="width:30%;"
| style="padding:5px;border:1px solid #aaa;background:#d2eed2;text-align:center;-moz-border-radius-topleft:1em;-moz-border-radius-topright:1em;"|'''[[Camp]]s'''
|-
| style="padding:5px;border:1px solid #aaa;background:#fefffe;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:1em;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:1em;" |
* [[Dalpok]]
* [[Raktam]]
* [[Wiksik]]
* [[Derby]]
* [[Durham]]
* [[York]]
* [[Shipwreck]]
|}
So I was disappointed to see the Camps gradually shrinking and shrinking and disappearing entirely from the Main Page. If I'm heading into a foreign village, I need to be able to get into the Resource Hut & get what I need and move on efficiently. No other pages have such immediate and constant utility. --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 05:10, 5 June 2006 (BST)

:Yeah, I understand how useful those direct links were. But when I was removing sub-articles I wasn't sure where exactly I should draw the line so I removed them all. I'm generally fine with readding the camps back in underneath the Locations link or create a new menu section. What is your stance on the links to the Bug and Suggestion related articles? --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 05:27, 5 June 2006 (BST)

:I think the camps should probably be added again, though I like the rest of Lint's changes. But instead of putting the camps back in a list, why not mention them all in the game description (which already names the native camps and links to them)? — [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 05:32, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak

2007-03-19T17:40:22Z

Kjendlie:

"Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak" is a group of tavern-owners and patrons on the island of Shartak, created by legendary York citizen Czechy owner of [[CzEcHy's Tavern]].

Template talk:Historical Article

2007-03-12T22:15:02Z

Kjendlie:

===Wording===
Nice work in the template BlackJoe/James Barnes, but should it be "This is '''an''' historical article, describing..." instead of "This is '''a''' historical article"? I dont know which is correct, but i feel it sounds sharper with 'an'. I dont know. And is the word "major" necessary. Who's to say what is major and what isn't. Was the article we've recently been working on "York Christmas Truce" a ''major'' event? I dont know. But it was an event in shartak history. Just some comments and 'food for thought', since this is your project i'll let you decide what to do, if anything. 
--Kjendlie.

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 016

2007-03-12T20:37:43Z

Kjendlie:

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

Good job Yorkman editors! You got a special news just for you! Awesome read! keep up the good work! [[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===Winners and Losers===
Very interesting to see the statistics. The defenders did get their act together towards the end, but that was after Kjendlie spending several days constantly dead. Well done to all involved. Oh and I love the line "We’re not going to say, because, well, we fear for our lives." Pure genius.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 10:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

'''UPDATE: It turns out that the OoP sustained one casualty during the invasion, which was not previously logged on the underworld.''' --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

---------------------
*The stats are wrong and misleading because they fail to mention that around two-thirds of the CP "deaths" were me... Once we got into the swing of things, the CP and allies were killing 5 or 6 of them a day it seems, and excluding me (who stood in the CPHQ all the time--baiting them to attack me), they were lucky to get 3 kills.

*BUT, and this is important, THIS IS ALL INSIGNIFICANT. I repeat: None of these kills/deaths stuff matters at all. In a battle like this it matters little which side inflicts greater casualties, but rather who holds the field at the end of the day, the relative position of the opposing armies after the battle, which side withdrew and in what shape, and so on. In this regard, the regard that truly matters, we have seen a resounding Victory for the York Alliance, as the MG withdrew in shame once again, after yet another of their violent waves of aggression was turned back.

*I assume the Yorkman used the Underworld resource. Now, we know for a fact that The_malice and his cronies were insistent upon logging every single kill they made. The CP and allies were not so fanatically insistent on this, i dont think it was even mentioned in our internal communications. I personally logged a lot of our kills, but there were many kills that went unrecorded.

*The article says that the stats areonly counted since 19 February? I assume this is a misprint and it is meant to read "January", or else Yorkman ommitted a month's worth of the battle!

*I wonder if Simon would be willing or able to release true death/kill logs (means of death, time, date.) for every time all the combatants died since 19 January. That would be interesting and since they would be official there would be 0 chance for statistical error.

*Here is something interesting: As of 15 January 07 (days before the Second MG Invasion/Bloodbath began), I had died 33 times. As of the end of the Invasion, that number stood at 79! Assuming that around four-fifths of these 46 kills were by MG thugs and their allies (the remainder being nutcases and idiots like 5punk-criminal "Here to kill lacuna"), that means they killed me 37 times. Total CP deaths: 66. Kjendlie deaths: 37.

*So, should be a second statistic below the official CP death count in that chart: 
::''Non-Kjendlie CP kills: 29''

--[[User:Kjendlie|Kjendlie]] 00:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)!
---------------------

'''UPDATE: Corrected the month. Checked the stats and they're all correct, it was just that we wrote 'feb' instead of 'jan'. No comment on the rest of Kj's post.'''
::No comment? I think it is worth at least mentioning in the article that most of the MG thugs' kills were of me. Even simply as an interesting side note if nothing else. I acted as bait for those clowns to save the lives of civilians (if they hadnt killed me they'd still have lots of AP to waste, and would've killed civilians, then "maybe" claim that the civilians were spies for the CP of secret CP officers, or something. That's how those MG are, ya know. (Best of all would be if "The Wise Spirits" [Simon] would release complete kill/death logs for the period in question for all involved, as I said. Every time/date of every death and kill, and means of death.) -Kjendlie, CP officer.

===Elections to be Held in Durham===

We, the Pistoleers resent the way this case is covered in The Yorkman. We have in no way bowed to the nationalists. The are only two reasons why we have agreed to take part in this election. First, to stop the violence in Durham. Second, to give the people of Durham a chance to show, that they agree on the Pistoleers ideal of a free, friendly and open Durham, as opposed to the aggressive isolationist approach, put forth by Nathan Hale and his compadres. We are sure, that the election will favor a liberal openminded candidate.

We have in no way "agreed in principle to all of their demands", we have just grown tired with being called puppets of every bogeyman group on Shartak and being deemed killers and executioners. The election will show, that the ideals of the Pistoleers, is the ideals of Durham. - Dennis Kuijt, Feb 5th

:Technically, the Nationalists made demands, and you agreed to those, in principle. We apologise if you feel the way we presented that fact was unflattering. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Trouble Out East===
===York Alliance Accused of ‘Nationalist Leanings’===
Infoman? Haha. There's the same guy on another game I play and he's a real moron over there... so right here... 'tis none better. -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Privateers Place Bounty on Kahuni===
'''UPDATE: Kahuni is still alive this morning.'''

===Colonial Militia Leave York Alliance===
...and now to quote me 10 issues of The Yorkman back talking about Serious Sam.... ''In my opinion, a guy that can leave the Pro-York side so easily is a threat in itself. .... I really doubt that you are a Pro-Yorker. You talk of stop defending York very easily. You wave it around as an empty threat, trying to make people afraid. Where will you go from York? Stay in York and be killed, or go somewhere -else? Good luck with THAT.'' -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

-To clarify a few points. I have not left the Pro-York side you moron. I have left the 'Alliance' this does not change my stance on the protection of York. The Militia will always help York in it's time of need. Unlike the Derby privateers we will never forget our friends. The Clan is also Shartak wide and we will be moving on to fulfill our promises of aiding the pro-outsider cause in the other towns. Where is none of your business you little stirrer. The CM will be deploying around York for the upcoming 'York Cup' (aka Dork Cup). Until then we have things to do elsewhere following the establishment of a secure perimeter around the York peninsula. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Yorkman for it's unbiased approach to the situation and should they require more information then i will be happy to provide such. So Che, no one cares what you think, for once drop your senseless ramblings. I'm not the one who got his medals stripped and alliance revoked by the Order for being a traitor. If anyone is a threat it's a communist traitor who owes his allegiance to pirates. -[[User:Serious Sam|Captain Sam 'Serious' Stone]]

===Derbians Die! Defenders Plant Garden===
Cool, Jack's flower pot got a special mention. Too bad someone chopped it down and broke Jack's heart. -[[User:elegost55|elegost55]]

===Pirate Defence Force May Reform===

Keep an eye out for us. Expect a newer, bigger, shinier and sharper PDF to form some time soon. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 016

2007-03-12T20:31:30Z

Kjendlie: /* Winners and Losers */

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

Good job Yorkman editors! You got a special news just for you! Awesome read! keep up the good work! [[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===Winners and Losers===
Very interesting to see the statistics. The defenders did get their act together towards the end, but that was after Kjendlie spending several days constantly dead. Well done to all involved. Oh and I love the line "We’re not going to say, because, well, we fear for our lives." Pure genius.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 10:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

'''UPDATE: It turns out that the OoP sustained one casualty during the invasion, which was not previously logged on the underworld.''' --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

---------------------
*The stats are wrong and misleading because they fail to mention that around two-thirds of the CP "deaths" were me... Once we got into the swing of things, the CP and allies were killing 5 or 6 of them a day it seems, and excluding me (who stood in the CPHQ all the time--baiting them to attack me), they were lucky to get 3 kills.

*BUT, and this is important, THIS IS ALL INSIGNIFICANT. I repeat: None of these kills/deaths stuff matters at all. In a battle like this it matters little which side inflicts greater casualties, but rather who holds the field at the end of the day, the relative position of the opposing armies after the battle, which side withdrew and in what shape, and so on. In this regard, the regard that truly matters, we have seen a resounding Victory for the York Alliance, as the MG withdrew in shame once again, after yet another of their violent waves of aggression was turned back.

*I assume the Yorkman used the Underworld resource. Now, we know for a fact that The_malice and his cronies were insistent upon logging every single kill they made. The CP and allies were not so fanatically insistent on this, i dont think it was even mentioned in our internal communications. I personally logged a lot of our kills, but there were many kills that went unrecorded.

*The article says that the stats areonly counted since 19 February? I assume this is a misprint and it is meant to read "January", or else Yorkman ommitted a month's worth of the battle!

*I wonder if Simon would be willing or able to release true death/kill logs (means of death, time, date.) for every time all the combatants died since 19 January. That would be interesting and since they would be official there would be 0 chance for statistical error.

*Here is something interesting: As of 15 January 07 (days before the Second MG Invasion/Bloodbath began), I had died 33 times. As of the end of the Invasion, that number stood at 79! Assuming that around four-fifths of these 46 kills were by MG thugs and their allies (the remainder being nutcases and idiots like 5punk-criminal "Here to kill lacuna"), that means they killed me 37 times. Total CP deaths: 66. Kjendlie deaths: 37.

*So, should be a second statistic below the official CP death count in that chart: 
::''Non-Kjendlie CP kills: 29''

--[[User:Kjendlie|Kjendlie]] 00:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)!
---------------------

'''UPDATE: Corrected the month. Checked the stats and they're all correct, it was just that we wrote 'feb' instead of 'jan'. No comment on the rest of Kj's post.'''
::No comment? I think it is worth mentioning in the article that most of the MG thugs' kills were of me, who acted as bait for those clowns to save the lives of civilians (if they hadnt killed me they'd still have lots of AP to burn, and wouldve killed civilians, then maybe "claimed" that the civilians were spies for the CP of secret CP officers, or something. That's how those MG are! (Best of all would be if Simon would release complete kill/death logs for the period in question for all involved, as i said) -Kjendlie, CP officer.

===Elections to be Held in Durham===

We, the Pistoleers resent the way this case is covered in The Yorkman. We have in no way bowed to the nationalists. The are only two reasons why we have agreed to take part in this election. First, to stop the violence in Durham. Second, to give the people of Durham a chance to show, that they agree on the Pistoleers ideal of a free, friendly and open Durham, as opposed to the aggressive isolationist approach, put forth by Nathan Hale and his compadres. We are sure, that the election will favor a liberal openminded candidate.

We have in no way "agreed in principle to all of their demands", we have just grown tired with being called puppets of every bogeyman group on Shartak and being deemed killers and executioners. The election will show, that the ideals of the Pistoleers, is the ideals of Durham. - Dennis Kuijt, Feb 5th

:Technically, the Nationalists made demands, and you agreed to those, in principle. We apologise if you feel the way we presented that fact was unflattering. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Trouble Out East===
===York Alliance Accused of ‘Nationalist Leanings’===
Infoman? Haha. There's the same guy on another game I play and he's a real moron over there... so right here... 'tis none better. -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Privateers Place Bounty on Kahuni===
'''UPDATE: Kahuni is still alive this morning.'''

===Colonial Militia Leave York Alliance===
...and now to quote me 10 issues of The Yorkman back talking about Serious Sam.... ''In my opinion, a guy that can leave the Pro-York side so easily is a threat in itself. .... I really doubt that you are a Pro-Yorker. You talk of stop defending York very easily. You wave it around as an empty threat, trying to make people afraid. Where will you go from York? Stay in York and be killed, or go somewhere -else? Good luck with THAT.'' -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

-To clarify a few points. I have not left the Pro-York side you moron. I have left the 'Alliance' this does not change my stance on the protection of York. The Militia will always help York in it's time of need. Unlike the Derby privateers we will never forget our friends. The Clan is also Shartak wide and we will be moving on to fulfill our promises of aiding the pro-outsider cause in the other towns. Where is none of your business you little stirrer. The CM will be deploying around York for the upcoming 'York Cup' (aka Dork Cup). Until then we have things to do elsewhere following the establishment of a secure perimeter around the York peninsula. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Yorkman for it's unbiased approach to the situation and should they require more information then i will be happy to provide such. So Che, no one cares what you think, for once drop your senseless ramblings. I'm not the one who got his medals stripped and alliance revoked by the Order for being a traitor. If anyone is a threat it's a communist traitor who owes his allegiance to pirates. -[[User:Serious Sam|Captain Sam 'Serious' Stone]]

===Derbians Die! Defenders Plant Garden===
Cool, Jack's flower pot got a special mention. Too bad someone chopped it down and broke Jack's heart. -[[User:elegost55|elegost55]]

===Pirate Defence Force May Reform===

Keep an eye out for us. Expect a newer, bigger, shinier and sharper PDF to form some time soon. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 017

2007-03-12T20:25:16Z

Kjendlie: line breaks so that links from article to "discuss" can be viable.

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

===Durham Negotiations Falter===

===End Draws Near for Derby===

===Hospitallers End York Alliance===
I am sorry that the Derby Hospitallers feel it necessary to put their own perceived short or medium-term self-interest ahead of the interest of outsiders on this island. This severing of all relations between Derby and York, initiated for "political" reasons by the Hospitallers, apparently following the lead of their piratical comrades in the Derby Privateers, is a dark day. 
-Kjendlie, Colonial Police captain.

===A Letter From York===

===More Arsons in Raktam===

===Still Standing===
Any attack on Kahuni is highly illegal and will result in the assailants seriously regretting their action, when we get through with them. The Colonial Police never drop the ball. 
--Kjendlie, Colonial Police captain.

===York Bank to Reopen===

===First Crusade Declared===
I've got to see how this one will end. hehehe...
And this sucketh big time, i was hoping to launch the first crusade. -[[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===ConchWatch===

===Ads===

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 017

2007-03-12T20:23:50Z

Kjendlie:

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

===Durham Negotiations Falter===

===End Draws Near for Derby===

===Hospitallers End York Alliance===
I am sorry that the Derby Hospitallers feel it necessary to put their own perceived short or medium-term self-interest ahead of the interest of outsiders on this island. This severing of all relations between Derby and York, initiated for "political" reasons by the Hospitallers, apparently following the lead of their piratical comrades in the Derby Privateers, is a dark day. 
-Kjendlie, Colonial Police captain.

===A Letter From York===

===More Arsons in Raktam===

===Still Standing===
Any attack on Kahuni is highly illegal and will result in the assailants seriously regretting their action, when we get through with them. The Colonial Police never drop the ball. 
--Kjendlie, Colonial Police captain.

===York Bank to Reopen===

===First Crusade Declared===
I've got to see how this one will end. hehehe...
And this sucketh big time, i was hoping to launch the first crusade. -[[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===ConchWatch===

===Ads===

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 017

2007-03-12T20:19:15Z

Kjendlie: attack on kahuni

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

===Durham Negotiations Falter===

===End Draws Near for Derby===

===Hospitallers End York Alliance===

===A Letter From York===

===More Arsons in Raktam===

===Still Standing===
Any attack on Kahuni is highly illegal and will result in the assailants seriously regretting their action, when we get through with them. The Colonial Police never drop the ball. --Kjendlie, Colonial Police captain.

===York Bank to Reopen===

===First Crusade Declared===
I've got to see how this one will end. hehehe...
And this sucketh big time, i was hoping to launch the first crusade. -[[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===ConchWatch===

===Ads===

Santa

2007-03-12T20:09:11Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Santa Claus]]

Talk:York Christmas Truce

2007-03-12T19:39:34Z

Kjendlie: List of participants!

I have a partial alphabetical list of some of those who participated in the Christmas Truce. Many others are not included but passed through! If you were there or remember someone who was there and is not on the list, please add your or their name here, if you want to.

A Lop Eared rabbit
Anthony Finch
b4ll54ck kill3r
Balerophon
Broderick
Bob Nowak
Capt San
CcGame
Che
czech1
guest
Helen McKenzie
Hoboclown
HVLD
Jospeh Stiles
Kjendlie
Lacuna
Lady Imogen
Largo
Lucifer Rustypants
Lutheran
Mr. Bungle
Nighter
Polemarch
Raffles
The Malice
Tom Failur
Tony Almeida
W B Hazen
Zeff
Zydd Soral

FAK

2007-03-12T19:26:04Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Items]]

First Aid Kit

2007-03-12T19:25:40Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Items]]

York Christmas Truce

2007-03-12T19:22:58Z

Kjendlie: update

In the year of our Lord, --06, the Christmas season came to the island of Shartak. Many people could not decide what to do for that year. Some went gallivanting off to the mountains to find the rumoured [[Santa|Father Christmas and his elves]]. But there were those who had decided not to go. Some didn't like the mountains, some had other circumstances and the rest of us whined at the fact that we can't get new weapons but we can get a new NPC. (To this, the reply was: It could be worse. In the distant future there will be be a [http://www.urbandead.com zombie apocalypse], and all they got was to cut trees down and put lights up. Several centuries from now, they'll have been waiting for a new gun for ''two years''.) Others had already been up to Santa, gotten their gift, and soon thereafter died from [[Banshee wail|spirit wailings]] so were back in town after revival.

Lo though, for the season of good will was around still. Famed pub landlord [[User:CzEcH|czech1]], in conjunction with the [[Colonial Police]], agreed to open his bar to one and all through the season. The days leading up to celebration of the birth of our Lord and Saviour the CP proclaimed an open period. Any previous criminals were allowed once more to enter [[York|the great city of York]]. And thus, they came. On top of the regulars who rarely leave the vicinity of the bar, also present were numerous criminals-outlaws-and-vagabonds, many regular citizens, and most interesting of all, an assortment of otherwise (sometimes bitter) enemies: friendly [[shaman]]s and crazed anti-native extremists breaking bread, [[Order of Patriots|Patriots]] and [[pirate]]s ''not'' gutting each other with rusty knives on sight, [[MG gang|MG gang member]]s and [[Colonial Police|Police officers]] ''not'' attacking or insulting each other (too much), [[Shartak Protestant League|Protestants]] and [[Holy Mission|Catholics]] not shooting at each other and crying elaborate religious slogans at each other constantly, and an [[alligator]] that nobody ever quite worked where its origin was all came. What began was the most shockingly peaceful period of [[York#History of York|York's history]]. It was peaceful, as everybody was in [[CzEcHy's Tavern|the famed czech1's bar]], drinking and celebrating, laughing and playing music and dancing and telling jokes, all the days and nights, starting around 20th of December. Finally, the big day (Dec 25) came, and all the celebrators ate drank and were merry. The next day, instead of hot lead and cold steel, the spirit of the season miraculously persisted, and people instead gave one another more drinks, [[FAK]]'s and [[gold]], more [[beer]] and rum, and some recently-procured alligator meat was passed around.

On Boxing Day, many of the more thoughtful ones (read: sober) realized that this truce could continue to the beginning of the year of our Lord, --07. And so, the partying and the general truce continued. Czechy tried to clean up the continuing mess, but it was useless with all the beer and rum and alligator meat. New Year's Eve finally came, much to Czech's relief, as he was running out of furniture. Shockingly, large amounts of drink, and a [[parrot]], were consumed that night.

Nobody who took part in that incredible period of peace in which fanatical enemies and criminals from across the land united in an extended peaceful gathering, will forget that event. Or the fact that by end of January 1st, the bloodshed had sure enough begun once more, as MG leader [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1728 The Malice] stole CP Leader Kjendlie's last pint of vodka, and thus, the [[Fourth Invasion of York|4th invasion of York]] began. (Or so the barflies in Czechy's would tell it.)

 
{{Historical Article}}

Czechy's Tavern

2007-03-11T12:16:48Z

Kjendlie:

[[Image:Tavern.jpg|center]]

Welcome to CzEcHy's Tavern rules and information page!

CzEcHy's Tavern is a popular tavern located in east [[York]]. It is the first tavern established on Shartak, established and run by {{profile|1603|czech1}}. This page is made to promote the tavern and provide directions for finding the tavern, and also explain the rules and history of the tavern.

CzEcHy's is a major site in York and often has more than a dozen people inside drinking or doing other things (many regulars even sleep inside). It is by far the busiest non-resource hut on Shartak.

The tavern was the site of the unprecedentedly amazing [[York Christmas Truce]].

== Location/Directions ==
The tavern is located in York at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313], 1 west of the Trader's Hut! Remember, the Tavern is a safe zone, if you are having troubles with another patron, please go to the the Colonial Police Headquarters (located 6 west of the tavern at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313]) and tell the officers about the problem.

We also run an Inn, so are more properly called "Czechy's Tavern and Inn", though we have become well-known as simply "CzEcHy's Tavern" and that name has stuck, which is fine. All travellers passing through York are recommended to stay the night in the tavern. We are endorsed by [[The Yorkman]] newspaper, the [[Colonial Police]], and many others. We are conveniently located right next to the trader's hut. There is always something happening in the Tavern, so come on by!

If you are a foreigner and would like to visit/stay at the tavern but don't know how to get to York in the first place, here is the [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/mapposgen.php?cx=-70368&cy=26313 satellite map] of where the Tavern is. Coming from [[Durham]], you can reach York by following the southern coastal boulevard EAST till you reach York. Coming from [[Derby]], you can follow the coastline WEST till you reach York (Unfortunately the Derby-York road is currently inoperative so you will have to follow the coast to not get lost).

== Rules ==

* No killing. This includes natives, pirates, and your own personal enemies.

* No attacking anyone, I.E. no leveling off of someone, but not killing them.

* If you are a criminal listed on the CP criminal list, you may be killed. I cannot help anymore so do not complain If your a criminal and killed. I repeat again, if you are a criminal on the CP list, you may or may not be killed in my tavern, there is nothing I can do to stop this. The list can be found here [[Colonial Police]].

* If you are on the the Wanted,Suspected,At Large list, you are NOT safe in the Tavern, and if you are killed I wont help. If you are on the Executed and Inactive list, you are almost certainly safe in the Tavern, and I'll rant and rave If your killed (Maybe).

* No defacing the hut, this is a big problem around York and it needs to be stopped. Please, do NOT deface the inside or outside of my hut, it has importent messages, plus establishes where my Tavern is for newcomers. I think this is a simple rule to follow.

* Just have fun, this is an RP game, and my Tavern is a part of the Roleplay, please do not act like a 12 year old and do something stupid just to get attention, I really do not like having people coming in and killing my customers, or defacing my hut.

* I, Czechy, am a member of the [[Colonial Police]], and I will NOT put up with criminals, and if you do not follow these rules, you will be put on the wanted members list and most likely executed or run out of York.

== Interview with Czechy: "Why I made the Tavern" ==

"I came to Shartak around early June. At first I led a quiet life while my cousin, a [[pirate]], roamed around shartak, and he stumbled upon the city of York. He made his way around the area and had no problems with the people of York, so he decided to establish the Tavern. A week or two passed and some people decided that York was to be anti-pirate, and so it happened, he was driven out of town. Before he left, he decided to put the Tavern under the new managment, of me, his Yorker cousin {{profile|1603|czech1}}. At first, my tavern did not have any rules, people came and went, and it was not very exciting. But then one day I saw that someone had made a sign at the shaman showing all the locations in York, the medical hut, the ammo, the trader, and alas - They included my Tavern in it, that is when people started finding my tavern, spending the night, and paying for a drink. Soon after though, pirates and natives started coming to my hut, and people were killing them even when they had done nothing wrong from what I saw (I don't leave the Tavern much, but whatever), so I decided to make it a No-Killing Zone, and people started listening to the rules. But lately people have been very rude and not listened to anything I've stated, so this is why I have made this page."
--Czechy, November 11 2006

== News/Events ==

===January 2nd, 2007===
Following an arson act commited by Armadox_the_Butcher, a new fire suppresion system has been installed. It will now pipe in water from the nearby shore, storing it in a small storage tank near the Tavern. Any fire will now be swiftly put out, hopefully.

===Janurary 1st, 2007===
To start off the new year, Armadox_the_Butcher paid my Tavern a visit, and burned it down.. Measures will be put into place to make sure this doesn't happen again.

===December 25th, 2006===
[[York Christmas Truce|A Christmas celebration is taking place in the Tavern]]. York's most loyal groups, and some other groups, have joined in the festivites. A palm tree was chopped down and decorated, and gifts & free drinks were handed out for free by czech1. Feel free to stop by, the party is still going on!

===December 2nd, 2006===
New rule added - Showing the CP list of people able to be killed inside the Tavern. The full list is here -- [[Colonial Police]]

===November 20th, 2006===
Rules reupdated due to, well, morons.. Criminals listed on the CP's official list will not be allowed in the tavern, and will be reported.

===November 13th, 2006===
In response to some recent miscommunications, the rules have been updated on the Tavern wall, changes are in rule 6, talking about the gold and how it will be used.

===November 12th, 2006===
Tavern reopened for buisness (planned ahead), rules set in place, Inn renovated and 4 new rooms added, including new bamboo style beds and tables!

===November 10th, 2006===
Tavern under renovation, no rules for at least a day, Tavern is ''NOT'' a safe zone during this time (be warned).

===Early June 2006===
Tavern opened.

== Where Czechy can be reached ==
* [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? Forum] - The CP website, I lurk around there frequently.

* My Tavern of course: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313] in York, 1 west of the Trade Hut.

[[category:locations]]

Third Invasion of York

2007-03-11T12:11:51Z

Kjendlie: Creating redirects for york local names for these (Yorkmen usually call them Fourth Invasion, Third Invasion, and so on

#REDIRECT [[Third Battle of York]]

Fourth Invasion of York

2007-03-11T12:10:20Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Fourth Battle of York]]

Holy Mission

2007-03-11T12:08:53Z

Kjendlie: fixing my dead links

#REDIRECT [[The Holy Mission]]

York Christmas Truce

2007-03-11T12:07:55Z

Kjendlie: This was written by Capt San (with some minor edits by me). Thanks San!

In the year of our Lord, --06, the Christmas season came to the island of Shartak. Many people could not decide what to do for that year. Some went gallivanting off to the mountains to find the rumoured [[Father Christmas and his elves]]. But there were those who had decided not to go. Some didn't like the mountains, some had other circumstances and the rest of us whined at the fact that we can't get new weapons but we can get a new NPC. (To this, the reply was: It could be worse. In the distant future there will be be a [http://www.urbandead.com zombie apocalypse], and all they got was to cut trees down and put lights up. Several hundred years from now, they'll have been waiting for a new gun for two years.) Others had already been, gotten their gift, and soon thereafter died from spirit wailings so were back in town after revival.

Lo though, for the season of good will was around still. Famed pub landlord [[User:CzEcH|czech1]], in conjunction with the [[Colonial Police]], agreed to open his bar to one and all through the season. The days leading up to celebration of the birth of our Lord and Saviour the CP proclaimed an open period. Any previous criminals were allowed once more to enter [[York|the great city of York]]. And thus, they did come. On top of the regulars who rarely leave the vicinity of the bar, criminals-outlaws-and-vagabonds, regular citizens, and an assortment of otherwise (sometimes bitter) enemies: friendly shamans and crazed anti-native extremists, [[Order of Patriots|Patriots]] and [[pirate]]s, [[MG gang|MG gang member]]s and [[Colonial Police|Police officers]], [[Shartak Protestant League|Protestants]] and [[Holy Mission|Catholics]], and an [[alligator]] that nobody ever worked where its origin was all came. What began was the most shockingly peaceful period of [[York#History of York|York's long history]]. It was peaceful, as everybody was in [[CzEcHy's Tavern|the famed czech1's bar]], drinking and celebrating, laughing and playing music and dancing, all the days and nights, starting around 20th of December. Finally, the big day (Dec 25) came, and all the celebrators ate drank and were merry. The next day, instead of hot lead and cold steel, the spirit of the season miraculously persisted, and people instead gave one another more drinks, FAK's, and gold, more beer, rum, and some recently-procured alligator meat.

On Boxing Day, many of the more thoughtful ones (read: sober) realized that this truce could continue to the beginning of the year of our Lord, --07. And so, the partying continued. Czech1 tried to clean up the continuing mess, but it was useless with all the beer and rum and alligator meat. New Year's Eve finally came, much to Czech1's relief, as he was running out of furniture. Shockingly, large amounts of drink, and a parrot, were consumed that night.

Nobody who took part in that incredible period of peace in which fanatical enemies and criminals from across the land united in a peaceful gathering, will forget that period. Or the fact that by end of January 1st, the bloodshed had sure enough begun once more, as MG leader The_Malice stole CP Leader Kjendlie's last pint of vodka, and thus, the [[Fourth Invasion of York|4th invasion of York]] began. (Or so the barflies in Czechy's would tell it.)

 
{{Historical Article}}

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 016

2007-03-09T01:02:19Z

Kjendlie: /* Winners and Losers */

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

Good job Yorkman editors! You got a special news just for you! Awesome read! keep up the good work! [[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===Winners and Losers===
Very interesting to see the statistics. The defenders did get their act together towards the end, but that was after Kjendlie spending several days constantly dead. Well done to all involved. Oh and I love the line "We’re not going to say, because, well, we fear for our lives." Pure genius.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 10:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

'''UPDATE: It turns out that the OoP sustained one casualty during the invasion, which was not previously logged on the underworld.''' --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

---------------------
*The stats are wrong and misleading because they fail to mention that around two-thirds of the CP "deaths" were me... Once we got into the swing of things, the CP and allies were killing 5 or 6 of them a day it seems, and excluding me (who stood in the CPHQ all the time--baiting them to attack me), they were lucky to get 3 kills.

*BUT, and this is important, THIS IS ALL INSIGNIFICANT. I repeat: None of these kills/deaths stuff matters at all. In a battle like this it matters little which side inflicts greater casualties, but rather who holds the field at the end of the day, the relative position of the opposing armies after the battle, which side withdrew and in what shape, and so on. In this regard, the regard that truly matters, we have seen a resounding Victory for the York Alliance, as the MG withdrew in shame once again, after yet another of their violent waves of aggression was turned back.

*I assume the Yorkman used the Underworld resource. Now, we know for a fact that The_malice and his cronies were insistent upon logging every single kill they made. The CP and allies were not so fanatically insistent on this, i dont think it was even mentioned in our internal communications. I personally logged a lot of our kills, but there were many kills that went unrecorded.

*The article says that the stats areonly counted since 19 February? I assume this is a misprint and it is meant to read "January", or else Yorkman ommitted a month's worth of the battle!

*I wonder if Simon would be willing or able to release true death/kill logs (means of death, time, date.) for every time all the combatants died since 19 January. That would be interesting and since they would be official there would be 0 chance for statistical error.

*Here is something interesting: As of 15 January 07 (days before the Second MG Invasion/Bloodbath began), I had died 33 times. As of the end of the Invasion, that number stood at 79! Assuming that around four-fifths of these 46 kills were by MG thugs and their allies (the remainder being nutcases and idiots like 5punk-criminal "Here to kill lacuna"), that means they killed me 37 times. Total CP deaths: 66. Kjendlie deaths: 37.

*So, should be a second statistic below the official CP death count in that chart: 
::''Non-Kjendlie CP kills: 29''

--[[User:Kjendlie|Kjendlie]] 00:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)!
---------------------

===Elections to be Held in Durham===

We, the Pistoleers resent the way this case is covered in The Yorkman. We have in no way bowed to the nationalists. The are only two reasons why we have agreed to take part in this election. First, to stop the violence in Durham. Second, to give the people of Durham a chance to show, that they agree on the Pistoleers ideal of a free, friendly and open Durham, as opposed to the aggressive isolationist approach, put forth by Nathan Hale and his compadres. We are sure, that the election will favor a liberal openminded candidate.

We have in no way "agreed in principle to all of their demands", we have just grown tired with being called puppets of every bogeyman group on Shartak and being deemed killers and executioners. The election will show, that the ideals of the Pistoleers, is the ideals of Durham. - Dennis Kuijt, Feb 5th

:Technically, the Nationalists made demands, and you agreed to those, in principle. We apologise if you feel the way we presented that fact was unflattering. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Trouble Out East===
===York Alliance Accused of ‘Nationalist Leanings’===
Infoman? Haha. There's the same guy on another game I play and he's a real moron over there... so right here... 'tis none better. -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Privateers Place Bounty on Kahuni===
'''UPDATE: Kahuni is still alive this morning.'''

===Colonial Militia Leave York Alliance===
...and now to quote me 10 issues of The Yorkman back talking about Serious Sam.... ''In my opinion, a guy that can leave the Pro-York side so easily is a threat in itself. .... I really doubt that you are a Pro-Yorker. You talk of stop defending York very easily. You wave it around as an empty threat, trying to make people afraid. Where will you go from York? Stay in York and be killed, or go somewhere -else? Good luck with THAT.'' -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

-To clarify a few points. I have not left the Pro-York side you moron. I have left the 'Alliance' this does not change my stance on the protection of York. The Militia will always help York in it's time of need. Unlike the Derby privateers we will never forget our friends. The Clan is also Shartak wide and we will be moving on to fulfill our promises of aiding the pro-outsider cause in the other towns. Where is none of your business you little stirrer. The CM will be deploying around York for the upcoming 'York Cup' (aka Dork Cup). Until then we have things to do elsewhere following the establishment of a secure perimeter around the York peninsula. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Yorkman for it's unbiased approach to the situation and should they require more information then i will be happy to provide such. So Che, no one cares what you think, for once drop your senseless ramblings. I'm not the one who got his medals stripped and alliance revoked by the Order for being a traitor. If anyone is a threat it's a communist traitor who owes his allegiance to pirates. -[[User:Serious Sam|Captain Sam 'Serious' Stone]]

===Derbians Die! Defenders Plant Garden===
Cool, Jack's flower pot got a special mention. Too bad someone chopped it down and broke Jack's heart. -[[User:elegost55|elegost55]]

===Pirate Defence Force May Reform===

Keep an eye out for us. Expect a newer, bigger, shinier and sharper PDF to form some time soon. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

Talk:The Yorkman/Issue 016

2007-03-09T00:57:26Z

Kjendlie: /* Winners and Losers */ comments.

==Discussion==
Discuss the articles in this issue here. Although, be nice, or we may be forced to liberally splatter your comments with asterisks!

Good job Yorkman editors! You got a special news just for you! Awesome read! keep up the good work! [[User:Elegost55|Elegost55]]

===Winners and Losers===
Very interesting to see the statistics. The defenders did get their act together towards the end, but that was after Kjendlie spending several days constantly dead. Well done to all involved. Oh and I love the line "We’re not going to say, because, well, we fear for our lives." Pure genius.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 10:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

'''UPDATE: It turns out that the OoP sustained one casualty during the invasion, which was not previously logged on the underworld.''' --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

---------------------
The stats are wrong and misleading because they fail to mention that around two-thirds of the CP "deaths" were me...

Once we got into the swing of things, the CP and allies were killing 5 or 6 of them a day it seems, and excluding me (who stood in the CPHQ all the time--baiting them to attack me), they were lucky to get 3 kills.

BUT, and this is important, THIS IS ALL INSIGNIFICANT. I repeat: None of these kills/deaths stuff matters at all. In a battle like this it matters little which side inflicts greater casualties, but rather who holds the field at the end of the day, the relative position of the opposing armies after the battle, which side withdrew and in what shape, and so on. In this regard, the regard that truly matters, we have seen a resounding Victory for the York Alliance, as the MG withdrew in shame once again, after yet another of their violent waves of aggression was turned back.

Also, I assume the Yorkman used the Underworld resource. Now, we know for a fact that The_malice and his cronies were insistent upon logging every single kill they made. The CP and allies were not so fanatically insistent on this, i dont think it was even mentioned in our internal communications. I personally logged a lot of our kills, but there were many kills that went unrecorded.

I wonder if Simon would be willing or able to release true death/kill logs (means of death, time, date.) for every time all the combatants died since 19 January. That would be interesting and since they would be official there would be 0 chance for statistical error.

Here is something interesting:

As of 15 January 07 (days before the Second MG Invasion/Bloodbath began), I had died 33 times. As of the end of the Invasion, that number stood at 79! Assuming that around four-fifths of these 46 kills were by MG thugs and their allies (the remainder being nutcases and idiots like 5punk-criminal "Here to kill lacuna"), that means they killed me 37 times. Total CP deaths: 66. Kjendlie deaths: 37.

Should be a second statistic below the official CP death count in that chart: 
Non-Kjendlie CP kills: 29

[[User:Kjendlie|Kjendlie]] 00:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)!
---------------------

===Elections to be Held in Durham===

We, the Pistoleers resent the way this case is covered in The Yorkman. We have in no way bowed to the nationalists. The are only two reasons why we have agreed to take part in this election. First, to stop the violence in Durham. Second, to give the people of Durham a chance to show, that they agree on the Pistoleers ideal of a free, friendly and open Durham, as opposed to the aggressive isolationist approach, put forth by Nathan Hale and his compadres. We are sure, that the election will favor a liberal openminded candidate.

We have in no way "agreed in principle to all of their demands", we have just grown tired with being called puppets of every bogeyman group on Shartak and being deemed killers and executioners. The election will show, that the ideals of the Pistoleers, is the ideals of Durham. - Dennis Kuijt, Feb 5th

:Technically, the Nationalists made demands, and you agreed to those, in principle. We apologise if you feel the way we presented that fact was unflattering. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:06, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Trouble Out East===
===York Alliance Accused of ‘Nationalist Leanings’===
Infoman? Haha. There's the same guy on another game I play and he's a real moron over there... so right here... 'tis none better. -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

===Privateers Place Bounty on Kahuni===
'''UPDATE: Kahuni is still alive this morning.'''

===Colonial Militia Leave York Alliance===
...and now to quote me 10 issues of The Yorkman back talking about Serious Sam.... ''In my opinion, a guy that can leave the Pro-York side so easily is a threat in itself. .... I really doubt that you are a Pro-Yorker. You talk of stop defending York very easily. You wave it around as an empty threat, trying to make people afraid. Where will you go from York? Stay in York and be killed, or go somewhere -else? Good luck with THAT.'' -[[User:Che|el Che]] 13:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

-To clarify a few points. I have not left the Pro-York side you moron. I have left the 'Alliance' this does not change my stance on the protection of York. The Militia will always help York in it's time of need. Unlike the Derby privateers we will never forget our friends. The Clan is also Shartak wide and we will be moving on to fulfill our promises of aiding the pro-outsider cause in the other towns. Where is none of your business you little stirrer. The CM will be deploying around York for the upcoming 'York Cup' (aka Dork Cup). Until then we have things to do elsewhere following the establishment of a secure perimeter around the York peninsula. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Yorkman for it's unbiased approach to the situation and should they require more information then i will be happy to provide such. So Che, no one cares what you think, for once drop your senseless ramblings. I'm not the one who got his medals stripped and alliance revoked by the Order for being a traitor. If anyone is a threat it's a communist traitor who owes his allegiance to pirates. -[[User:Serious Sam|Captain Sam 'Serious' Stone]]

===Derbians Die! Defenders Plant Garden===
Cool, Jack's flower pot got a special mention. Too bad someone chopped it down and broke Jack's heart. -[[User:elegost55|elegost55]]

===Pirate Defence Force May Reform===

Keep an eye out for us. Expect a newer, bigger, shinier and sharper PDF to form some time soon. [[User:Rozen|Rozen]]

Settlement

2007-03-08T23:58:48Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Camp]]

First Bank of Shartak

2007-03-08T23:55:14Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[1st Imperial Bank]]

York

2007-03-08T23:47:16Z

Kjendlie: major expansion.

{{Infobox Home|
| image = satellite_york.png
| cx = -70371
| cy = 26314
| type = Outsider
| huts = 23
| shaman = Kahuni
| shaman_gps = [-70.371,+26.314]
| shaman_loc = (08,08)
| trader = Harry
| trader_gps = [-70.367,+26.313]
| trader_loc = (12,09)
| ammo_gps = [-70.371,+26.316]
| ammo_loc = (08,06)
| medical_gps = [-70.369,+26.320]
| medical_loc = (10,02)
}}
'''York''' is one of the three outsider [[settlement]]s on Shartak. Located near the center of the island's southern shore, it consists of twenty-four [[hut]]s in an oblong clearing.

A native [[shaman]] named Kahuni is held captive in the center of the clearing and uses his mystical powers to revive York spirits.

== Map ==
{| cellspacing=1 cellpadding=8 style="background-color:#e0e0e0" |
| colspan=15 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | '''The Village of York - Territory Map'''
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|01
| bgcolor=#33c033|02
| bgcolor=#33c033|03
| bgcolor=#33c033|04
| bgcolor=#33c033|05
| bgcolor=#33c033|06
| bgcolor=#33c033|07
| bgcolor=#33c033|08
| bgcolor=#33c033|09
| bgcolor=#33c033|10
| bgcolor=#33c033|11
| bgcolor=#33c033|12
| bgcolor=#33c033|13
| bgcolor=#33c033|14
| bgcolor=#33c033|15
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|02
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''M'''
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|03
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|04
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|05
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|06
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''A'''
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H2
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|07
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|08
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''S'''
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|09
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''T'''
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|10
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|11
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|12
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|13
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|14
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|15
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|16
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| bgcolor=#4444af|
|-
| colspan=15 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | '''Legend'''
|-
| bgcolor=#33c033|
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Unincorporated ("Jungle")
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Village territory ("York")
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|H
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Hut (H2 represents two huts)
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''T'''
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Trading post
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''A'''
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Ammunition hut
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''M'''
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Medical hut
|-
| bgcolor=#aa8866|'''S'''
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Shaman
|-
| bgcolor=#ffebcd|
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Beach
|-
| bgcolor=#6666ff|
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Water
|-
| bgcolor=#4444af|
| colspan=14 bgcolor=#f9f9f9 | Deep water
|}

Notes:
* The above is a territory map, not a map of jungle density (which constantly changes). Therefore, the jungle and village squares will very likely be colored differently in-game than they are here. However, squares within the village of York will be displayed as "York" on the game map, while jungle squares will be displayed as "Jungle".
* The numbers on the map are merely for local reference and are not related to GPS coordinates at all.

==York: A Rough Guide==

[[Image:Map of York.jpg|left|250px|thumb|Map courtesy of York citizen [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=487 Gitboy]. '''Click to enlarge'''.]]

Frequently referred to as the 'big city' of Shartak, York is the most populous as well as the busiest, most bustling settlement on Shartak. It has a colourful and frequently bloody history, and has developed a unique culture and identity, very different in character from liberal [[Durham]] in the far west, and staunchly-moderate [[Derby]] in the far east, both of which have never seen themselves invaded (York's central location led to early invasions, and several political disputes and pirate-vs.-outsider hostility have led to a series of more recent invasions of York. '''See [[York#History of York]] for more.''') and as such have developed much more peacefully, and welcoming to all, though Derby often leans towards xenophobia. York is unquestionably more institutionally outsider-nationalist than either Derby or Durham.

York was the first town to host a full-time [[Colonial Police|police force]], and was the birthplace of the criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] and a shadowy [[Order of Patriots|secret society]] which has been active in York affairs since the days of the first waves of pirate attacks. Many, many others groups have been significantly involved in York affairs (See partial list below).

The convoluted political situation is matched in intrigue only by the bustling social scene. The settlement boasts the island's first, and by far busiest and most successful, Tavern ([[Czechy's]], at (11,09) on the map above), as well as the island's first and most successful very-widely-read [[The Yorkman|newspaper]], and a very busy Medical Supplies Hut which serves as a forum for public speeches and debate, conversations, and gossip, even though words can sometimes be drowned out by incessant wailing from spirits.

Another social development of note in York had been the proliferation of outsider religion. Several houses of worship and religious organisations have arisen in York. In the very early days a man set up a peaceable and quiet church in mid-York, not long after Derby had set up its first church. This man's voice has since been drowned out (he has apparently left the island) and in typical York fashion, religion has become radicalised in the city, with frequent religious violence. York currently hosts a [[Holy Mission|hardline Catholic church organisation]] and a [[Shartak Protestant League|hardline protestant church]]--whose members frequently attack one another, and a surprisingly moderate and agreeable [[Parchment_Pages#York_Synagogue|Jewish Synagoge]] in South-York. Native pagan religions are generally not tolerated in York. The Catholic York-based [[Holy Mission]] have even taking to crusading against "native heresy".

'''Survival Tips:''' If you're just visiting, try to stay clear of the constant power struggles and not to upset any of the major groups. Sleep somewhere like [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] or the RE field hospital so that the [[Colonial Police]] will know if you get attacked. Take extra care if you're a [[pirate]] - several groups and many unaligned Yorkmen will attack you without provocation.

== Points of interest ==
=== Medical Supplies Hut ===
The busiest place in York, regularly featuring upwards of three dozen people inside at any one time. As you can see on the map above, it is located at the far north end of York. The coordinates are [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70369&cy=26320 -70.369,+26.320]. The hut is filled with crates which contain abandoned medical supplies, which people freely take, to heal themselves, to heal others, and for monetary gain ([[trade]] them in for gold, especially in towns without access to [[first aid kit]]s who will pay top dollar for them, the three native towns and the [[shipwreck]]). There are several doctors who have taken up permanent residence there, and many wounded people come into the medical hut to be healed. A constant problem in the hut is [[spirit]]s wailing and injuring people,but several friendly [[shaman]]s (notably [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1471 lacuna]) have taken up the job of keeping it free of hostile spirits. Renegades who murder these friendly pro-York shamans are hated by all.

The Medical Supplies Hut also serves as a major platform for public speeches, debates, and is the main centre in York for conversation and gossip, owing to its large population.

=== Trader Harry's ===
The trading hut in York, located at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70367&cy=26313 -70.367,+26.313]. Frequently out of necessary supplies, and owned by a crooked trader who is known to cheat customers. Harry uses his profits from selling inferior goods at inflated prices to advertise fairly often in [[The Yorkman]], and in purchasing new guard dogs. Customers angry at being ripped off or at Harry being out of stock of most items often kill the guard dog to express their anger.

=== CzEcHy's Tavern ===
Directly west of the Trader's hut, located at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313] is the astoundingly wonderful Tavern owned by {{profile|1603|czech1}}. Feel free to drop by and spend a night or two in safety. Whether you're a pirate, a native, or an elusive murderer wanted by all, you're still welcome at the tavern (as long as you dont kill anyone inside.) Usually quite busy. Czechy's was the site of the miraculous [[York Christmas Truce|Christmas Truce]]. [[Czechy's Tavern|CzEcHy's Tavern WikiPage]]

=== Trail to Derby ===
There was, in the past, a trail in operation from York to [[Derby]], starting northwards then turning east. The trail was created by the [[Civilized Highway Society]] and was exactly 270 squares long, which took 2 days when the trail was well-maintained, and up to 4 days when it was overgrown and not well-maintained. NOTE: This trail was totally shut down by the ecoterrorist actions of the [[SPF|Shartak Presevation Front]], and is currently inoperative. All traces of the trail soon disappeared. When local [[Colonial Police]] officer ''Zydd Soral'' suggested at a public meeting that the SPF create an eco-friendly Trekker's Trail, this was quickly agreed to. That trail is now in operation, but much harder to maintain. <add instructions on reaching SPF-trail from York>

===Trail to Durham===
There is a well-kept trail that connects Durham and York, the much-hailed [[Southern Coastal Boulevard]], cleared and maintained by the [[Civilized Highway Society]] and some other volunteers, and is a major benefit for traders such as those in the [[South Shartak Trading Company]]. The trail, when in good condition, should only take slightly more than 2 days from central York to central Durham. Beware of bandits and wild animals on the road westwards!

==Groups Operating in York==
Due to its population, centrality, politics, and various other factors, many groups have either claimed York as their hometown or been active in York affairs. What follows is a partial list of groups who have been active in York.

*[[Colonial Police]]
*[[Colonial Counter Terrorist Unit]]
*[[1st Colonial Militia]]
*[[Order of Patriots]]
*[[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
*[[York Pirate Slayers]]
*[[Healers of Shartak]]
*[[The Holy Mission]]
*[[1st Imperial Privateers]]
*[[Shartak Protestant League]]
*[[Mercenary's Guild]]
*[[York Loyalists]]
*[[Jolly Roger Gang]]
*[[Royal Expedition]]
*[[Gods and Heroes]]
*[[5punk]] spirit gang
*[[South Shartak Trading Company]]
*[[Civilized Highway Society]]
*[[The Pirate Hunters]]
*[[Shartak Preservation Front]]
*[[Healers of Shartak]]
*[[Shartak Communist Party]]
*[[Shartak Anti-Communists]]
*[[First Bank of Shartak]]
<add more>

== History of York ==
York history is defined principally by two things. 1- Invasion by hostile forces, and 2- The rallying of local groups, fighting off the invaders, and the hardening of domestic opinion (both 'civilian' and York groups') in a nationalistic direction. (this cycle tends to repeat, as nationalistic sentiment then angers some implacable elements of the Shartak population, who thus come into conflict with York and eventually decide to invade).

In the very beginning of the colonisation effort, York was a small outpost with a tiny population, without even a trader (though [[Kahuni]] himself was captured very early on). Slowly as things began to grow, the town developed its own identity, and has played a central role in Shartak politics ever since, serving as a lightning rod for various groups and individuals.

The [[First Battle of York]] or "First Invasion", is the name given to a series of native attacks on York from quite early in the colonisation effort. Natives started descending on York after word began spreading in the native settlements of the presence of large numbers of outsiders at this location. The attacks by natives were uncoordinated, but large scale violence by natives lasted approximately from March to April 2006. The [[Colonial Police]] formed in York during this period in reaction to the violence. York's population was low at the time, and only a very few around today can even still remember the 'First Invasion'. See full article '''[[First Battle of York]]''' for more.

Somewhat overlapping was the also-vaguely-defiend [[Second Battle of York]] or "Second Invasion". This is the name given to the "pirate invasion" of April-May 2006 in which dozens of unaligned pirates came south independently to attack York and victimise the people, after directions to York were posted at the shipwreck. The tremendous pirate-on-outsider violence during this period was suppsedly the original impetus for anti-piratism in York, and it is during this period that the OoP was founded (Order Opposing Pirates Order Of Patriots). This initial pirate invasion has been extraordinarily politically significant for the settlement. Afterwards, numerous York groups and individuals began taking to killing all pirates and "pirate sympathisers" that they see in York, on sight. See full article '''[[Second Battle of York]]''' for more.

The period between the end of the Second Invasion and the start of the Third Invasion is an often-forgotten period in York history, but is very significant. During this period, York was coming into its own, and its politics were up in the air. There was very strong nationalist and anti-pirate agitation by the Order of Patriots and others, but this was certainly just one of many political movements. These numerous diverse social and political currents were pulling York in all directions. In other words, the situation in York resembled somewhat the current confused situation in Durham (as of this printing). The Yorkman newspaper was founded during this period, and the Colonial Police came into their own during this inter-Invasion period, and at that time took no firm stances in York politics. They opposed the growing anti-pirate radicalism of the population because it meant attacks on many innocent pirates, not because they were political opponents of that movement, as they were apolitical. The CP were off-and-on enemies of the Order. With the shock departure of CP-founder MickR towards the very end of this inter-Invasion period, it looked like things would remain this way. But this all changed and York as a whole was swept into the arms of the nationalist anti-pirate radicals as a result a very serious crisis of the...

[[Third Battle of York]], or, the "First MG Invasion". The "[[Mercenary's Guild]]" invaded and began a general wave of violence in York starting September 20th 2006 (their withdrawal occurred on October 15th 2006), in which they killed dozens of innocent York citizens at random in an attempt to show strength and in a failed attempt to destroy the [[Order of Patriots]]. This battle rallied the York groups around a common cause, and thus had a long-lasting effect on York politics. It helped to harden York nationalism. The MG was eventually beaten back and withdrew, leaving the Order intact. The Colonial Police and many unaligned citizens took to defending the city from invasion during this MG massacre, and when the smoke cleared the Colonial Police, formerly enemies if the Order and apolitical, had become strong allies and finally fully enmeshed in York politics. Lingering bitterness and tensions between York (especially the [[Colonial Police]]) and the '[[MG gang]]', temporarily set aside for more than two weeks during and after the [[York Christmas Truce|Great Christmas Truce]], led to the resumption of hostilities on January 20th 2007 in what was soon called...

The [[Fourth Battle of York]], or the "Second MG Invasion". This one became the largest battle in Shartak history, with anti-York and anti-outsider groups from across the land joining forces to attack York. The 'York Alliance' of pro-York groups eventually claimed victory after the invaders were driven back.

{{Locationsnav}}
[[Category:Locations]]

Colonial police

2007-02-13T00:52:31Z

Kjendlie: /* February 12th, 2007 */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')\

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! '''New offenses:''' -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances. -Killed friendly shaman lacuna.

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with [[the violently anti-York MG gang]].

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking stragglers of the defunct [[Royal Expedition]]. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the VERY Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!''' '''New offense''' Tried to kill a member of the CP, but failed. '''-Executed!'''

* {{profile|8447|pheonixfenix}}(Outsider - York) Wanted for killing a York citizen and wounding another.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Judas Iscariot" Soral (Scumbag extraordinaire)}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Keiichi) Wanted for being keiichi.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! New offense: -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances.

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===February 12th, 2007===
*A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
*The fighting between the criminal [[MG gang]] and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, is already being celebrated by many jubilant York citizens, but the CP and other pro-York forces remain on guard.

===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-02-13T00:50:42Z

Kjendlie: vandalism removed, new news item.

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')\

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! '''New offenses:''' -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances. -Killed friendly shaman lacuna.

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with [[the violently anti-York MG gang]].

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking stragglers of the defunct [[Royal Expedition]]. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the VERY Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!''' '''New offense''' Tried to kill a member of the CP, but failed. '''-Executed!'''

* {{profile|8447|pheonixfenix}}(Outsider - York) Wanted for killing a York citizen and wounding another.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Judas Iscariot" Soral (Scumbag extraordinaire)}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Keiichi) Wanted for being keiichi.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! New offense: -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances.

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===February 12th, 2007===
*A new wave of vandalisms on huts is annoying the population of York. Anyone who provides information leading to the apprehension of the culprit(s) will be rewarded.
*The fighting between the criminal [[MG gang]] and the city of York has all but ceased, with only light skirmishing remaining. Most MG thugs have fled. Other anti-York extremists who rushed to join the fighting have proved militarily incompetent, and are no more a threat to the peace than small-time local killers like keiichi. York's triumph over the Second MG Invasion to Conquer and/or Destroy York, has failed.

===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the paramilitary wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-02-09T02:17:10Z

Kjendlie: /* List of Criminals */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')\

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! '''New offenses:''' -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances. -Killed friendly shaman lacuna.

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with [[the violently anti-York MG gang]].

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking stragglers of the defunct [[Royal Expedition]]. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!''' '''New offense''' Tried to kill a member of the CP, but failed. A failure like Charles the Dead failing, imagine that.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Scumbag" Soral}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Village Idiot) - Will be forgiven of all crimes and have title of 'village idiot' removed if he kills 15 MG thugs.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ! New offense: -Attacked and killed a CP officer whilst making sexual advances.

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Talk:Fourth Battle of York

2007-02-09T01:23:35Z

Kjendlie:

We were under the impression that the current invasion of York was the fourth. --[[User:The Yorkman|The Yorkman]] 18:56, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I thought that too. --[[User:Rozen|Rozen]] 20:55, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

There's already a fourth invasion. XD 
Oh the irony. -[[User:Che|Che]] 22:58, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I consider this The Second MG Invasion. -Kjendlie, Captain of the Colonial Police.

Colonial police

2007-02-05T23:32:11Z

Kjendlie: /* Executed or Inactive criminals */ DO NOT Edit Out Wiki Anymore.. Any little "problem" you have, use our talk page. The vandal is adding a lie anyway. Underworld shows at least one (known) knon-Cp.

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violently anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!'''

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Scumbag" Soral}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Beloved York Citizen) Is in York, but only to watch the random violence......

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-02-05T23:24:36Z

Kjendlie: /* Executed or Inactive criminals */ attention obnoxious vandal: stop editing our page.

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violently anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!'''

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Scumbag" Soral}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing numerous Yorkpeople, several of whom were Colonial Police officers.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Beloved York Citizen) Is in York, but only to watch the random violence......

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

*{{profile|7992|FatherJackY}} is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. '''-Given stern talking to.'''

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-02-05T23:06:00Z

Kjendlie: /* Executed or Inactive criminals */ vandalism removed

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CP_logo_wiki.jpg ]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violently anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed! and again!'''

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Scumbag" Soral}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing many Yorkpeople.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Beloved York Citizen) Is in York, but only to watch the random violence......

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Talk:Colonial police

2007-02-03T22:31:34Z

Kjendlie: "A SN."

== General Discussion ==

You guys seem like a nice, civilised group of people. If you'd be interested in opening relations with the Royal Expedition, contact us via our forum: http://s9.invisionfree.com/Royal_Expedition/index.php? --Less Than Lethal

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Hi Yeah, signed up on your forums. We're definitely interested. Look forward to doing buisiness with you."'''

Hey, any chance you can put up a section on this wiki to report crimes? I posted on the PK thread and nothing yet. I was hoping you guys could help. He is Stoertebecker [ http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 ] and i'd like to see him dead. He killed me, then attacked me the very same day after I resurrected (and that, my friend, is not very sportsmanlike, PKer or not). I also found him in the far westerly area of York, where there are five huts bunched together. Can you make an 'arrest'? Jack W Spalding.

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Yeah, we've heard of him Jack. In fact, he killed one of our officers. We're doing all we can to stop him. Oh, and if you want to add a criminal to the list, just put them under "--Criminals--" at the bottom of this page and they'll be added A.S.A.P."

::'''Arwedda - "We would, of course, like some proof in the way of a screenshot of the murder. We've had trouble with people not being identified correctly."

I was in the York medical hut on May 14, and in the recent actions log it displayed that Lord Paul Reefer killed czech1. I'm sure your probably already aware of this, but I'd like to help your cause in anyway I can. Cheers --[[User:Gandhi|Gandhi]] 03:32, 15 May 2006 (BST)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Yeah, we know. Thanks anyway Gandhi, any information you can give us is always a great help."
== Most Wanted ==

Hell yeah, I made a wanted list and wasnt even trying! You guys should totally do a 'ten most wanted' or suchlike. It'd stoke my ego no end :P -- Dave C

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Watch yourself Dave... Murders in York will NOT be tolerated..."'''

Dont worry, I'm busy deforesting an islet for the hell of it at the moment. You're dave-free for a while ;) -- Dave C

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Heh, good luck with that. See you round Dave... see you round..."'''

Aw, crap. "Justin Fected" decided to come to Shartak. In UD, he's a fairly infamous PKer. Keep an eye open for an alt he'll likely have, "Justin Time."--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 00:21, 9 May 2006 (BST)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Thanks Wifey, we'll keep our eyes peeled."'''

==Raktamites==
As a Raktamite, I'm fairly certain when I say... It's just Phutnanog.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 07:27, 11 May 2006 (BST)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "No matter who they are, if someone kills another player in York, they will be brought to justice."

==Lord Paul Reefer's Group==
(Any information on Lord Paul Reefer or his lackeys would be appreciated. If the information leads to his execution, a reward of gold will be provided.)

==Criminals==
I was killed by [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1828 Mal] completely unprovoked.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 19:33, 28 May 2006 (BST)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Thanks Tom. Mal has just been executed."'''

Hey, you missed some of my murders. I updated your page with the correct number.--[[User:Sora Lamal|Sora Lamal]] 20:55, 24 July 2006 (GST}

I've dealt with eminem1 after he assaulted everyone who was inside the Colonial Police Headquarters-- [[User:Zydd Soral|Zydd Soral]] 23:16 16 August 2006

My peacable pirate [http://www.shartak.com//profile.cgi?id=1604 Patch] just got attacked by Che a little ways outside York. Is this the welcome York reserves for an honary member of the [[Durham Pistoleers]]? -- [[User:Gitboy|Less Than Lethal]] 00:08, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

==New Recruits==
(If you are interested in joining the CPHQ post your name and profile here)

I know my reputation with you isn't spotless, but I'd like to change my ways and right my wrongs.--[[User:Sora Lamal|Sora Lamal]]

==Great News!==
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1327 Tom Failur], the 'Butcher of York', known murderer and scallywag, was executed by the [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Order_of_Patriots Order of Patriots] last night. Despite having slain over 20 yorkmen without warning or provocation, Tom was quietly removed from the CP's Most Wanted list, and has in fact been aided by them when attacked by a native nearby. Why was he not apprehended and despatched before these atrocities could happen? Clearly the time is long overdue for right-thinking citizens of York to take matters into their own hands!

I must say I was shocked when I was helped after I had killed so many York citizens. I was also quietly disaapointed to be removed from the wanted list. It does seem like the CP is not able to enforce law and order in York. However death isn't the end. I will return to York to kill again as I am being paid to do it. I'm sure we will meet agin.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 12:51, 1 June 2006 (BST)

Oh right, so NOW you add him to the wanted list. Don't you think thats a bit late? -- Order of Patriots 11:13, 3 June 2006 (BST)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "We had our reasons..."'''
::'''[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "The Colonial Police would like to take this opportunity to state that although we asked for evidence of these atrocities, multiple times, none was presented. At the moment we do ''NOT'' unprovokedly attack people without proof, unlike ''some vigilante organisations'' that I do not care to mention. However, with the above admission of guilt coming to light, we have added him to our wanted list. Secondly, we would like to state that ''we do not encourage murder in any capacity'', and the apparent "Helping" of Tom Failur was merely the removal of a different dangerous criminal from the streets of York."'''

==The South Shartak Trading Company==

Hi! Great work you're doing! I was wondering, I have a couple of natives in my company. They would like to do business with the Outsider towns. Could you guys make sure you and your boys at least don't shoot them? They're good people, and they wouldn't be agents of the SSTC if they're proven to be killing without provokation. I also hope you'll persecute anyone that murders my fellow traders, be it pirate, native or outsider. They'll be on the member list of the SSTC wiki page. Again, thanks for the law enforcement! '''Jack W Spalding'''

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "We never attack natives unprovoked. We can only protect them in York. But, if they're heading that way, tell them to stay in the western part of York. That way we can keep our eyes on them."'''

==Mercenaries Guild==
As I have said on the OOP wiki talk, I feel your persecution of the Mercenaries Guild is unfounded. We Mercenaries are simply trying to earn an honest living - and we are honest. We work for anyone, providing the coin is good enough. No coin, no kill/job. We do not kill out of malicious intent, we're trying to survive in a merc-unfriendly world...--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 23:41, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "We never attack ANYONE unprovoked."

::'''[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "We execute anyone who commits murder, even if they do so for money. In fact, last time I checked, killing someone for money was an even worse crime than killing someone in anger. Of course, we do also want to punish those who pay you to take out hits on people, but as of yet, we have no way of divining who these are. We would also like to point out that we have not openly declared a Guild-wide war on your dubiously legal organisation, a move we like to think of as somewhat generous."'''

==JB Aristide's Terms of Surrender for the CP==

I grow weary of our war, and is it obvious now that the only time the CP can kill me is when there are [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=history more pressing matters] in the world. Therefore, i offer the following terms of surrender to the CP:

* the CP ceases all action against me.
* the CP gives me a one-time payment of 100 gold.
* the CP agrees that they will never, under any circumstances, participate in any raid of Raktam.

In return, I cease all action against you, and will guarantee that my York spies do not help in any other actions against the CP.

Otherwise, how long will this war continue? How many more unanswered killings will the CP suffer? Let us put an end to it.
--[[User:Frisco|Frisco]] 02:30, 16 July 2006 (UTC) (as JB Aristide)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "I too would like to see the end of this war. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. Here are our terms: '''

::* '''the CP will cease all action against JB Aristide and his partners.''' 
::* '''JB Aristide and his partners will cease all action against the CP and all the citizens of York.''' 
::* '''the CP agrees that they will never, under any circumstances, participate in any raid of Raktam.''' 

:::'''If you don't agree to these terms we can try to come to another agreement."'''

== Inaccuracies in offence lists ==

Between my first execution (2006-07-09 23:13) and eight offense (a killing of [[User:MickR|MickR]] at 2006-07-16 18:20), I also killed Kjendlie, was killed by Kjendlie, and killed Kjendlie once again, as [http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=2445 my Underworld page] shows. I feel somewhat slighted, even though this ommitted information will make the kill to death ratio next to my name less flattering. By the way, might I suggest that times for executions be included <nowiki></nowiki> so they'll correspond to logged deaths?

Oh, and it was nice to hear your voice the other day, MickR. I'm sorry I didn't have time to stick around and chat back. ;)

— [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 05:05, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

:'''[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] - "Sorry if the list isn't always perfect, we try our best. I've fixed it for now."

I killed {{profile|2435|sayt}} recently (see [http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=2445 my Underworld page]) and that hasn't been mentioned on your offense list yet. Maybe this notice will help.

Given that my kill of a clan member has escaped notice for several days, and given that attacks on non-CP members account for a mere handful of the offenses on your list (I count eight), it seems like your clan's vindictive goal of executing everyone who's ever killed an outsider (or merely attacked one, in some cases) is well beyond your reach. — [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 06:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

joef1day is not the guy who's been tagging "Blame Josef". Why you people insist on crediting a target so obvious is beyond me. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 07:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

== Unprovoked attack at SCS HQ ==

Hello, [[User:John Sevier|John Sevier]] here to report being killed without provocation at York, at the [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]] Headquarters by [[user:eminem1|eminem1]], who claimed I was guilty of something, though did not bother to say what. As I have only killed an outsider once [and then in self-defense], I have no idea what he is referring to do. The proof is in my profile {{profile|4420|John Sevier}}. I have since returned to my HQ and have weakened him, but I would appreciate assistance from the Colonial Police as I will not be able to finish him off this cycle. --[[User:John Sevier|John Sevier]] 14:00, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Update: eminem1 told me he was attacking me as he thought I might be behind the 'Blame Josef' nonsense (for the record, I am not; in fact I am getting sick of constantly writing over). I let him go with 1 hp despite killing me earlier. I consider the matter resolved. Also, feel free to list the [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]] as an ally, I appreciated your assistance earlier with my clan's HQ. --[[User:John Sevier|John Sevier]] 01:52, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

... How in the name of The Great Zombie did that water collector come to that most erroneous conclusion? Seriously. I am not John, I am not joef1day. For the love of the Gods, people. At least post your guesses here before you start kicking the crud out of fellow outsiders. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 05:25, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

== No, you idiots! IDIOTS! ==

Eli's not the spammer either. HOW DO YOU COME TO THESE CONCLUSIONS!? HOW HOW HOW HOW!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IDIOTS. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 23:33, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

== Arwedda Leaving ==
The other founder and ex-leader of the Colonial Police has decided to leave, due to the general inactivity of both him and many clan members. He wishes those who remain luck and success. --[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]] 07:36, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

== Best of luck Arwedda ==

Best of luck Arwedda, I have personally never seen the CP so active as of late. Hopefully one day you will return. - Nighter

== And Josef is... ==

Wolf Kazumaru, beaches. He's sleeping at CPHQ, so go toast him.

And yes. I'm absolutely sure you'll just take my word on this, because you're complete morons and have little to no critical thinking skills. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 07:33, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

== Your wanted lists... ==

First, you still list joef1day as a possible me, which he is not. Second, do I, Wolf Kazumaru, at least get a place under Executed? If not, I'm not sure whether I'm able to get back into York without instadeath or not. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 00:03, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Shame. Looks like someone needs more attention. We forget about you for a while, but you can't live without attention. -[[User:Che|Che]] 01:29, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

No, I'm just rather obsessive and would prefer the wanted list to be correct. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 01:39, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

== While in Durham ==
Because we (JRG) follow Durham law while in their domain we will not attack you in or around Durham. We to have good relations with the pistoleers and are coming to aid in their defense also. This is for CP troops only.--[[User:Michael edwards|Michael edwards]] 23:36, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== About all that on the main page. ==

You really should make an archive of past news. Do you really need ''every'' report since this formed on the main page, especially when it's already above? You should also probably make a separate page for the criminals list. Possibly have the most wanted on the main page, and a link to the entire criminal section. It would really make your page look cleaner. Anyway, that's just my suggestion. -[[User:Mark D. Stroyer|Mark D. Stroyer]] 03:32, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

== "A SN" ==
[''Since "A SN" continues to edit/vandalize the CP wiki without permission, after repeatedly being told to stop, and since he clearly wants attention more than anything, his listing has been removed.'' In the future, please use this talk page to communicate or the forum, rather than editing/vandalizing the CP wiki with your little messages to us.]

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a friendly Shamen (CrowJane) in the Medical hut of York. -Executed! New offenses: Killed 8 different CP officers. Killed another CP officer. ''Suspected of attempting to foment radical anti-CP agitation for reasons unknown, and offers 50 gold coins to the first CP officer to kill him.'' '''Okay you stupid motherfucker, listen up. If you want us to kill you then stop killing a CP officer and running 14 miles away with your tail between your legs and when you're safely away from York come onto the Wiki and pretend you're all high and mighty and much smarter than everyone else, because you're not, okay? You've got all your attention you need, and some you don't need, now go fuck off. -Che 22:25, 2 February 2007 (UTC) (Seconded -[[User:czech1|czech1]])'''

Colonial police

2007-02-03T22:30:04Z

Kjendlie: Che accidentally removed lots of real edits.

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=32, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* Adolf Schwarznigger (Idiot) - See talk.

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violently anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed!''' ''Other note: his profile wraps everything up very nicely. "You see nothing special."''

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|3322|Zydd "Benedict Arnold" Soral}} (Pirate and backstabbing Traitor) is wanted for killing many Yorkpeople.-'''Executed by a pro-York paramilitary'''. Alas, the stink of traitors always lingers on. This "person", on top of his many murders, has been vandalizing the CP wiki page and trolling the CP forum. You turned traitor, now go away you filthy coward. You aren't wanted here.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Beloved York Citizen) Is in York, but only to watch the random violence......

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-02-03T15:18:19Z

Kjendlie: non-CP stop editing our Wiki!

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=28, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]] who has since joined up with a criminal gang)
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|7579|Lt. Ripto}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3322|A slimy, slippery Traitor}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| ||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| ||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violentyl anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

* {{profile|5093|Charles the Dead}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a CP officer. And again. '''-Executed!''' ''Other note: his profile wraps everything up very nicely. "You see nothing special."''

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Beloved York Citizen) Is in York, but only to watch the random violence......

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===February 3rd, 2007===
*The fighting between the violent gang of maniacs known as "MG" and York has now turned solidly in favor of York. Few York citizens have been killed of late, and the MG thugs have been hit hard in terms of casualties by York's broad counter-offensive.
*Word has been spreading that the [[1st Imperial Privateers]] may be planning to attack York citizens in the near future, to aid the criminal MG gang in their quest to destroy York. All York citizens are advised to take necessary precautions.
*Yesterday, a despised local traitor was located cowering in a swamp with other critters of his ilk, and was killed by a member of the military wing of the [[Order of Patriots]]. York has already begun to celebrate this great news.

===January 2007===
'''January 30th, 2007''' 
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

'''January 26th, 2007''' 
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

'''January 22nd, 2007''' 
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of anti-York violence and killings by the criminal MG gang are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

'''January 19th, 2007''' 
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

'''January 16th, 2007''' 
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-01-30T16:30:23Z

Kjendlie: non-CP please stop editing our wiki without permission.

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=28, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|3322|Zydd "Benedict Arnold" Soral}} (Traitor)
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}......||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|6844|Bauer}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]])
|-
| {{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}
|-
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violentyl anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Village Idiot-York) Is said to be away from York at the moment, and planning not to come back for a while.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===January 30th, 2007===
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

===January 26th, 2007===
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

===January 22nd, 2007===
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of MG anti-York violence and killings are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

===January 19th, 2007===
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

===January 16th, 2007===
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Mercenary Guild

2007-01-30T13:01:50Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Mercenary's Guild]]

Mercenaries Guild

2007-01-30T13:01:25Z

Kjendlie:

#REDIRECT [[Mercenary's Guild]]

MG gang

2007-01-30T13:01:00Z

Kjendlie:

The term "MG gang" is an alternate name for the so-called [[Mercenaries Guild]]. The term is used by some of the MG's opponents in from the city of [[York]], especially some in the [[Colonial Police]]. The people who use it claim that the term better reflects MG behaviour: The MG often behave neither as "mercenaries" nor as a "guild", but as essentially as a criminal gang, so say their opponents.

Mercenaries' Guild

2007-01-30T13:00:03Z

Kjendlie: might as well redirect from correct spelling to the official atrocious grammar version

#REDIRECT [[Mercenary's Guild]]

MG gang

2007-01-30T12:58:05Z

Kjendlie:

The term "MG gang" is an alternate name for the so-called [[Mercenary's Guild]]. The term is used by some of the MG's opponents in from the city of [[York]], especially some in the [[Colonial Police]]. The people who use it claim that the term better reflects MG behaviour. (They often behave neither as "mercenaries" nor as a "guild".)

Colonial police

2007-01-30T12:53:33Z

Kjendlie:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=28, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|3322|Zydd "Benedict Arnold" Soral}} (Traitor)
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}......||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|6844|Bauer}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|renegade officer]])
|-
| {{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman V}}||{{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}
|-
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
* All members of the criminal [[MG gang]], who are murdering York citizens, again. The present wave of general violence and senseless killings by these mentally-ill thugs is with the stated intention of destroying all pro-York groups and seizing control of the city themselves (essentially). All loyal York citizens are called upon to do their part and kill these enemies of York, before they kill You.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. Murdered a prominent York civilian. '''New offense''': Murdered many more civilians. ''Suspected of plotting against York with his 1st Imperial Privateer cronies.''

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
('''Important note''': ''For a more up-to-date and complete list of criminals, and discussions on each criminal open to all, see the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 Criminals section of the CP forum].'')

* {{profile|1262|lama}} (Native) is wanted for brutally killing an ally of the CP, and for suspected collaboration with the violentyl anti-York MG gang.

*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain. '''New offenses''': Participation in the general massacre of York people by the [[MG gang]]. Murdered many Yorkpeople.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Village Idiot-York) Is said to be away from York at the moment, and planning not to come back for a while.

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===January 30th, 2007===
*The CP and allies have rallied to the cause of saving York from the aggression of the violent thugs of the MG gang. Support from Derby has arrived, and more York citizens than ever are standing steadfast against the invaders.
*CP founder and local legend MickR has returned to York and is in the CPHQ at present.

===January 26th, 2007===
*[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=265 Lord Paul Reefer has joined the Colonial Police!] Another piece of evidence that all of York is rallying together to defeat the criminal MG gang.
*In a major counter-offensive operation yesterday, the Colonial Police and allies killed as many as ten MG thugs in the space of just over 24 hours, the great majority of the MG attack force.

===January 22nd, 2007===
'''The Second MG Invasion.''' A new wave of MG anti-York violence and killings are underway. All York citizens are advised to stay inside at night.The present wave of unprovoked, senseless killings of York citizens by MG thugs is not for a "bounty", as the phony pretext the last time they attacked York claimed. This time it is admitted to be a bid for power by the thugs of the MG. Their hatred of York knows very few, if any, bounds. Local traitor Zydd "Scum" Soral is suspected of helping plan this wave of killings, using inside information he provided this criminal gang.

===January 19th, 2007===
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

===January 16th, 2007===
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Colonial police

2007-01-21T20:32:44Z

Kjendlie:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=28, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is '''[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum]''' (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August --06 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October --06 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|3322|Zydd "Benedict Arnold" Soral}} (Traitor)
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}......||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|6844|Bauer}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|Renegade officer]] (bullet #2)
|-
| {{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|5731|Cisisero}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| ||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[1st Derby Privateers]] - Pirate organization based in Derby. Junior partners in the Derby federation w/above.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
(kill on sight)

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. '''New offense:''' Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. '''New offense:''' Murdered a prominent York civilian.

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least two York civilians.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop. '''New offense:''' Killed local citizen Bauer!

=== At Large ===
*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|1645|Adolf Schwarznigger}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a friendly Shamen (CrowJane) in the Medical hut of York. -'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Killed a CP officer. Killed another CP officer. Killed another CP officer. ''Suspected of attempting to foment radical anti-CP agitation for reasons unknown''.

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Village Idiot)

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern. ''Has agreed to cease attacks''.

*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===January 19th, 2007===
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

===January 16th, 2007===
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].

Talk:Order of Patriots/Medals

2007-01-19T16:11:51Z

Kjendlie: what's good for the goose and all that

Order of Patriots, I hereby admit to being a despicable traitor who has sold out York and joined York's arch-enemies, and so return any medal or other award that you have ever awarded to me for anything related to protecting York, because I am scum. I still reserve the "medal" for being the most conniving, snivelling traitor on Shartak, however. --[[User:Zydd Soral|Zydd Soral]] 15:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Colonial police

2007-01-19T16:07:05Z

Kjendlie: /* Members */ here's a better title

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
official_id=16|
open_to=outsiders|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_leaders=Kjendlie|
clan_membership=28, half active.|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=The best way to contact us for any reason is [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? our forum] (unregistered-guest posts welcome).|
sort_as=|
}}

==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace. We are based in the great city of [[York]]. Our primary mission is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, etc. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area may be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "most wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of ghosts).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when we were formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Citizen! have you been killed or have you witnessed a murder? We ask that you report any murders to us so that we may deal with them. You can very easily do this on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forum] (registration not necessary). Instructions for how to most efficiently report criminals are [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=163 here]. You may also report crimes to the officer(s) on duty in the Colonial Police Headquarters in York, at the following location: [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313].

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by our headquarters at [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70374&cy=26313 -70.374,+26.313] and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Founders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (led the CP until his departure in late August ---6 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (left the CP in October ---6 to pursue a business venture.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|3105|Nighter}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|3322|Zydd "I betray my people and spit in their faces, then troll and vandalize wikis" Soral}} (Traitor)
|-
| {{profile|1603|czech1}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|3426|Che}}
|-
| {{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}......||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|3586|Ukapu Boy}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|6844|Bauer}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|6193|Otacon}} ([[Colonial_Police#November_2006|Renegade officer]])
|-
| {{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to the Enemy)
|-
| {{profile|5731|Cisisero}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|1628|Broderick}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}
|-
| {{profile|7872|Sergeant Eversmann}}......||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|2613|Hoboclown}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}
|-
| {{profile|6898|Sillyak}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
| ||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] (York branch) - fanatically pro-York paramilitary force.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Bureaucratic royalists
* [[Derby Hospitallers]] - Friendly Derby-based civic/defense group.
* [[1st Derby Privateers]] - Pirate organization based in Derby. Junior partners in the Derby federation w/above.
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.

== List of Criminals ==
Explanations of the below categories: 
'''Most Wanted:''' These are the current criminals who for whatever reason(s) are considered to be the most dangerous or highest priority to catch. They are "most wanted" to be brought to justice, but the list could also be called "Least Wanted (in York)". 
'''At Large:''' Criminals who have committed a crime and have not been brought to justice are added to the "At Large" section. Most small-time criminals will be removed from this list after they have been brought to justice, and moved to "Executed". Repeat offenders, prolific criminals or those with certain extenuating circumstances might not be removed from this list after being brought to justice just once, but will remain perpetually wanted until they stop killing. 
'''Suspected:''' Those who we suspect of crimes or conspiracy to commit crimes, and those who may have committed crimes but we do not have information about. 
'''Executed and Inactive:''' After being executed, we generally move criminal listings to this section. If they continue to kill and commit other crimes, they will be moved back to the "At Large" section. Also includes those criminals who were notorious in the past but have been quiet lately (i.e., inactive).

=== Most Wanted ===
(kill on sight)

* {{profile|1629|Lord Paul Reefer}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York. '''-Executed!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Talking to him obviously didn't work, as he's now killed two more officers in the CPHQ! '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Fifteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Sixteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventeenth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighteenth Offence''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninteenth Offence''' Murdered an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Twentieth Offence''' Killed a CP officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''''''-Twenty-first offence''' Killed an Officer of the Colonial Police'''-Executed!'''.
**Update, December 2006: Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced!. '''New offenses''' (Nov-Dec 2006): Murdered czech1, owner of [[Czechy's|the famous tavern]] and at least two civilians.'''-Killed in retribution by local paramilitary Mr. Bungle!'''. '''New Offence''' - killed an Officer during the Defence of Durham despite said Officer letting him live and making it clear that during the Durham defence there would be no hostilities between them. '''New Offence''' - killed an officer in Czechy's tavern.

*{{profile|1660|Sam Bellamy}} (Pirate) known murderer of innocent york citizens, has been '''Executed!'''. ''Is instructed to stay out of York.'' Also wanted for possible collaboration with the criminal 'Imperial Privateer' gang. '''New offense:''' Murdered a peaceful citizen in the medical hut!-'''Executed!'''. '''New offense:''' Murdered a prominent York civilian.

*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} (Pirate), an aggressive York-hating pirate, is wanted for numerous attacks on York citizens and for the murders of several innocent civilian. '''-Second Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Third Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ.'''-fourth Offense''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. <s>NOTE: This criminal has reformed and will be removed from this list when he completes his community service to York (as outlined [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=58&view=findpost&p=10681891 here.])</s> [failed to complete or even attempt community-service]. '''New murder rampage'''- Murdered at least one York civilian.

=== At Large ===
*{{profile|5393|ombined}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for gunning down an environmentalist who was in the midst of a speech in the medical supplies hut, and for killing lacuna, the shaman helping York. '''HIGH PRIORITY'''-'''Executed!''' (Is rumored to have fled York. Is not welcome in York.) '''New offenses:''' Killed a CP officer! Killed a pro-York militiaman!

*{{profile|1645|Adolf Schwarznigger}} (Outsider-York) Wanted for killing a friendly Shamen (CrowJane) in the Medical hut of York. -'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Killed a CP officer. Killed another CP officer. ''Suspected of attempting to foment radical anti-CP agitation for reasons unknown''. -'''Executed!'''ot

*{{profile|7744|Mack the Shipper}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing friendly pro-York shaman Tony Almeida.

*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} (Village idiot) is not wanted in York. Crimes: Repeatedly attacking officers and civilians, and bothering all of York with his nonsense.

*{{profile|6547|Nowherehowdy}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for attacking members of the Royal Expedition. Suspected member of the sometimes-criminal Imperial Privateer gang.

*{{profile|3013|Gimbo}} (Native) is wanted for killing local pro-York zealot SeriousSam.

*{{profile|2825|Lucifer Rustypants}} (Pirate) is wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Executed.''' '''New offense:''' Killed a York civilian during a peaceful Christmas gathering southeast of the mountain.

*{{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), known mercenary, is wanted for questioning on the possibility of contracted hits on CP Officers and for the murder of a Colonial Police officer.'''-Executed!''' Killed a citizen of York '''-Executed!''' '''New offense:''' Killed a civilian. Is rumored to have fled the island of Shartak.

*{{profile|3174|JollyRoger}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a CP officer and conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*{{profile|6072|YellowMelanie}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for an assault upon a Colonial Police officer.

*{{profile|344|DaBinks}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an outsider. ''Has killed 99 outsiders!'' High Priority.

*{{profile|6171|Byron}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on settlers, and the murder of a CP officer.

*{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} (Native) is wanted for the death of a CP officer on Rodrigo Island.

*{{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for the death of Derby citizen Lutheran on York soil.

*{{profile|754|Xiombarg}} (Native) is on the run after reportedly killing outsiders in northeast York. ''Wanted Dead <s>or Alive</s>.''

*{{profile|750|Halfway there}} (Outsider-Durham) is wanted for killing an officer in the CPHQ and wanted for questioning in numerous attacks on civilians.'''-Executed!''' '''-Second offence!''' Attacked members of the Colonial Police in the CPHQ. '''New offense:''' Murdered a newly-arrived York citizen!

*{{profile|3445|LDC}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking an officer. -'''Executed!''' '''New Offense''': Attacked another officer!

*{{profile|4924|screech}} (Ousider-York) is wanted for killing at least 2 York citizens.-'''Executed!''' '''New offenses''': Has attacked and killed dozens of innocent York citizens!

*{{profile|3977|gorthax}} (Native) is wanted for attacking several York citizens and spitting on a CP officer.

*{{profile|2171|Lord Henry Mowbray}} is wanted for killing a CP officer.

*{{profile|732|Lutheran}} is wanted for questioning on the growing religious tensions in York, and for getting into a fist fight with a York citizen over a religious dispute. -'''Shot dead by a religious opponent.''' '''New crime''' - Killed a new arrival who calls himself "The Pope". 

* {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), is wanted for attacking an officer.'''-Executed!''' Murdered a York citizen in the CPHQ.'''-Executed!''' '''New offenses:''' -Attacked at least one CP officer. -Killed a York citizen! Update: Often seen cowering in [[Czechy's Tavern]].'''-Executed!''' '''New offense''' Killed member of CP.

=== Suspected ===
*The following people are suspected of religious violence and/or conspiracy to commit religious violence in York: {{profile|7049|CcGame}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2686|Capt San}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|732|Lutheran}} (Outsider-Derby), {{profile|3179|Agent47}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7176|Killian}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|7621|"The Pope"}} (Outsider-York), {{profile|2614|Toucan Son of Sam}} (Native), [others]. We ask that they please cease and desist.

*{{profile|1738|Maevar Ralnik}} and {{profile|2716|Arhcer}} are suspected of conspiracy to murder York citizens.

*The criminal [[Mercenary's Guild]] is hereby warned not to attack York citizens. Local traitor Zydd Soral is warned in particular against attacking Yorkpeople.

=== Executed or Inactive criminals ===
*{{profile|304|joef1day}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a citizen inside the tavern, and killing a member of the CP more than 5 times, also has a suspected alias - "blame josef", defacing every hut he sees. At least seven offences'''-Executed''' -Eighth offence! Killed a CP officer.'''-Executed''' New offense: -Killed a CP officer in the CPHQ!

*{{profile|4268|Werwolf}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for biting and gnawing on the limbs of many citizens and CP officers. Has killed several citizens during and around the last full moon. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}} (Native) is wanted for numerous attacks on civilians. Has killed five people in one week! '''High Priority''' / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|6228|Sergeant Snodgrass}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a York citizen unprovoked, and then lying about his identity.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|6193|Otacon}} (Ousider-York), a renegade CP officer, is wanted for the murder of a CP officer. Possibly hired by unknown person(s). Any reliable information on this suspect or his employers will be rewarded. -'''Executed!''' killed another CP officer -'''Executed!''' Known accomplices: Solidus, Maverick. Possible accomplices: <several>. -'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|2176|Cunstnail}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|318|Snake Tongue}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|582|Barbecue}} (Native) is wanted for murdering an officer! / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1522|Barbarossa}} (Pirate) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1677|Paul Gascoigne}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|1608|Anne Bonney}} (Pirate) is wanted for attacking Colonial Police members in the CPHQ. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

*{{profile|4128|Kadaj}} (Outsider) is wanted for killing a Colonial Police officer. / ''Whereabouts Unknown''.

* {{profile|2716|Archer}} (Pirate) is wanted for continously injuring several CP officers by banshee wailing. ''Has agreed to stop

*{{profile|4166|Ninjoc}} (Native), a well-known killer, has struck again. Currently wanted for killing a peaceful civilain in York.'''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|944|Bernice van Buren}} (Outsider-York) is wanted for killing a CP officer on the outskirts of York.-'''Executed!'''

*{{profile|1327|Tom Failur}} (Pirate), a mercenary so notorious in York that he has been dubbed "The Butcher of York", is wanted for a new string of unprovoked attacks on innocent civilians in and around the Medical Supplies hut. [historical note: this "string of attacks" was part of the first wave of the [[Third Battle of York]]]. '''New offense:''' Murdered CP founder MickR! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' -'''Killed by a York citizen and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|1553|Stoertebecker}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Connected to Lord Paul Reefer!''' '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth offence!''' Attacked an officer multiple times in the CPHQ, almost killing him. '''-Seventh offence!''' Attacked another officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Killed a CP officer.

*{{profile|3059|Eli Jenkins}} (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked two officers in the CPHQ. '''-Executed again.''' '''-Third Offence''' Attacked two more officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth Offence''' Killed another officer. '''-Fifth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''-Sixth Offence''' Attacked another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed again''' '''-Seventh Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly. '''-Eighth Offence''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''Executed again''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Attacked two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Eleventh Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Twelfth Offence''' Killed an officer.'''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Thirteenth Offence''' Killed an officer. '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked numerous officers.''' -EXECUTED!''' '''-Fourteenth Offence''' Attacked an officer. '''EXECUTED! -Executed Again. -Executed Again.''' '''-Executed again''' '''

*{{profile|3576|manteno}} (Outsider) is warned against Assaulting Police officers - '''-Second offence!''' Killed a man in the Trader hut '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|712|Qberry}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2445|Elembis}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a Colonial Police officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Forth Offence''' Attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Sixth Offence''' Murdered another officer. '''-Seventh Offence''' Murdered numerous civilians. '''-Executed!''' '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Ninth Offence''' Attackted and poisoned and officer inside the CPHQ '''-Executed!''' '''-Tenth Offence''' Killed another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' (Note: This individual seems to have reformed, and is no longer considered a criminal. He remains on the list only for reference.)

* A warning to {{profile|539|Schmeckel}} (Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer. '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|1571|Arrgyle}} (Pirate) is wanted for the murder of an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2659|Dashing Derek}} (Outsider) is wanted for murdering a CP officer. (HIRED) '''-Brought to justice.''''''

*{{profile|2418|Firebabe871}} (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|2091|zybe}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*{{profile|1879|Phutnanog}} (Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*{{profile|1828|Mal}} (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|2364|Dekuyper}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

*{{profile|4499|Sylth}} is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|3239|Jacob Ladder}} (Outsider) is wanted for an attack on an officer. '''-Executed!''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked an officer in the CPHQ'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|1492|JB Aristide}} (Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer. '''-Eighth offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Ninth offence!''' Killed another CP officer! '''-Tenth offence!''' Killed another officer. '''-Eleventh offence!''' Murdered a CP officer. '''-Twelth offence!''' Killed an officer inside the CPHQ. '''-Thirteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer. '''-Fourteenth offence!''' Poisoned and otherwise injured an officer. '''-Fifteenth offence!''' Killed an officer! '''-Sixteenth offence!''' Murdered another officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Seventeenth offence!''' Murdered another CP officer! '''-Eighteenth offence!''' Killed another Colonial Police officer.'''-nineteenth offence!''' murdered another Colonial Police officer. '''-Twentieth offence!''' Killed an officer and attacked another officer inside the CPHQ. '''-EXECUTED and fled York in shame!'''

*{{profile|4671|Danny O the 7}} (Pirate) is wanted for killing a doctor.'''-Executed!'''

*{{profile|7480|Liova}} is wanted for the death of a York citizen while on a visit to one "Santa Claus" -'''Executed''' by Pro-Yorker Bauer. Well done Sir.

== News ==
===January 19th, 2007===
*CP effective strength is at an all-time high.
*The [[Mercenary's Guild|criminal MG-gang]] is officially proscribed again. We will be offering no protection to this criminal gang, and any member of this outlawed group seen in York risks being executed. Reason: The MG-gang is suspected of conspiracy to imminently murder and finance murders of York citizens, and MG-gang ringleaders have recently been seen lurking in York, claiming to be in York "on business", shades of the early days of the [[Third Battle of York|Third Invasion]].
*There is currently a campaign underway to strip local traitor Zydd Soral of his medals.

===January 16th, 2007===
*Veteran officer {{profile|3322|Zydd Soral}}, reknowned across Shartak as the high-ranking ''pirate'' member of the Colonial Police in the very radically anti-pirate town of York--Zydd was probably the only pirate on the island who was safe in York--has turned traitor and joined a criminal anti-York gang. The ensuing shakeup that was created after the third-ranking officer of a major York organization deserted and brazenly joined the Enemy, has understandably rattled the CP to its core, and there is much gossiping going on by others about the state of affairs within the CP. Despite this blow, the CP will continue our police work as best we can, as we always have.

===December 2006===
'''December 24th, 2006''' 
*A warning to all Catholic and Protestant religious warriors, we ask that you please cease attacking one another.
*The [[1st Imperial Privateers]] are no longer suspected of criminality, and have been removed from the "suspected criminals" list.

'''December 21st, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now offering an open-ended gold reward for the successful apprehension of, or information leading to the apprehension of: {{profile|2614|'''Toucan Son of Sam'''}}, a notorious murderer. See the [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showtopic=176 forum thread] for details.
*The Colonial Police are alarmed at the mass exodus of citizens leaving York and heading northwards over the past two days, to the rumored site of a fat jovial man distributing gifts. The concern is that criminals may use this as an opportunity to re-enter York and attempt to steal unguarded belongings, and commit other crimes.

'''December 17th, 2006''' 
*Most of the York/Colonial Police delegation to Durham have returned to York. The headhunter threat turned out to be all talk.
*{{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has been expelled from the Colonial Police for killing outsiders.

'''December 2nd, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are now in Durham to help defend the town from the criminal element bent on wreaking havoc and murdering many citizens. But criminals be warned that York is not undefended (the CP still has several men staying behind, and other contacts in the city), and the entire CP can get back to York very quickly, if needed.
*In a surprising development, {{profile|1390|'''Jesus'''}} has joined the Colonial Police! As has longtime CP-associate and friend {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}}.
*The notorious terrorist leader Lord Paul Reefer has resurfaced in York, and has begun attacking outsiders once again. So he is back on the Most Wanted list.

===November 2006===
'''November 27th, 2006''' 
*The Colonial Police are on the road bound for [[Durham]] to help [[Durham Defence Unit|the outsiders there defend]] against the imminent headhunter attack.
*The Colonial Police have expelled renegade officer otacon who murdered an officer. Also expelled was his accomplice maverick.

'''November 20th, 2006''' 
{{profile|4949|RobZombie}} and his clan [[1st Derby Privateers]] have been removed from our list of suspected criminals. We are currently in the process of negotating some sort of agreement with this group, possibly even an alliance. The [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment]], however, remains very dangerous and suspected criminals.

'''November 16th, 2006''' 
We have opened relations with the [[Durham Pistoleers]], two weeks ahead of the grave threat to the very existance of that settlement from a warband of murderous native warriors and headhunters.

'''November 11th, 2006''' 
The emergence of two new anti-York gangs calling themselves privateers, one [[1st Imperial Privateer Regiment|Dutch]], one [[1st Derby Privateers|Derby nationalist]], both dedicated to conquering York, is cause for concern. The CP will be keeping an eye on these two groups, and all privateer groups have been added to the "suspected criminals" list.

'''November 8th, 2006''' 
With the end of the mercenary bloodbath two weeks ago, now being dubbed the [[Third Battle of York]], peace has returned to our city. Several Colonial Police were [[Order of Patriots/Medals|honored by the Order of Patriots]] for their outstanding service during the invasion. The mercenaries are still in town, but have kept quiet of late.

===October 2006===
'''October 16th, 2006''' 
The mercenary invasion appears to be over, and an uneasy peace had descended upon York. The CP are still reeling from the attack, but the righting seemed to have turned in our favour in the past week or two. Law and order has survived in York, the philosophy of the "rule of the jungle" has been turned back. Many CP members are still skeptical of the MG.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April the 25th, ---6, can be found here: [[Colonial Police/newsarchive]].