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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' started as a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practiced the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a somebody discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives, outsiders and pirates can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to go wicksick, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Some notes about WickSickness ==<br />
'''How does it feel:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It may be evil, but it feels goooooooood :-) <br />
The green gleam on my eyes gives me a feeling of power<br />
and might, my neckhairs raise and my mind is completely focused to<br />
kill. And with every head I take, I learn more and more about the way<br />
of being WickSick. It is my fate and I give my very best to please the<br />
ancestors as much as I can. <br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}:<br />
Being wicksick is all about the moment when the head is cut off and<br />
falls to the ground. Nothing compares to that moment, and if you didn't<br />
do it, you can't understand. All the shrinking business and trophy<br />
fondling afterwards is only an attempt to recapture those moments of<br />
bliss. <br />
<br />
'''Myths and Stories:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It started in the hut of a good friend where some herbs<br />
were in the air and we told each other the stories of our grandfathers.<br />
The night got longer and longer the herbs lesser and lesser and<br />
somehow we both started to talk about an ancient tale, that our<br />
ancestors tell since a very long time.<br />
<br />
In an earlier time when the land was green and the air was cleaner than<br />
today, there was a big war between Wiksik and intruders from a northern<br />
island. Wiksiks were almost lost as N'Yarla, the shaman, had a vision.<br />
HE, the mighty god of war saw the suffering of our hometown and told<br />
N'Yarla to collect the best warriors in the town on top of the mountain<br />
when the stars would be right.<br />
<br />
N'Yarla took the best fighters with him and in a starry night they<br />
passed by the lingering warriors, into the jungle and climed up the mountain.<br />
The night didn't end, time did run slowly and mists came up. When they<br />
were on the top, sky did clear up and the great conjunction arrived. The<br />
large and the small deer united in heaven and a the brave ones were<br />
surrounde by a mystical, strong green light. A wind came up from the<br />
south and a voice loud and stong said: "Great warriors of Wiksik.<br />
You fight brave against the intruders but they exceed you in number.<br />
Keep your spirits up! I shall give you power which helps you to<br />
beat the bastards. Go and get their heads! Oi!" And with the last word<br />
everything got black around the warriors and they fell in a deep<br />
slumber. As they woke up, it was the next morning and they were back in their hometown. <br />
N'Yarla had vanished and did not come back again until today. It is said, that<br />
he will be back and connect to the minds of the warriors when time is right again.<br />
<br />
Wiksiks won the war and the heads of our enemies were piled on top of the<br />
mountain. After everything was done, the only way to the top was<br />
blocked by huge rocks falling from the sky.<br />
<br />
When we ended the story, the first light of day came up. And with it<br />
came the news. Pale, unshaved, stinking humans landed on the island and<br />
started to build and hunt in our territory. Our scouts wanted to greet them<br />
and asked for a gift as it was our custom ever since. The only gifts they<br />
got were fire and death. And with that news my senses started to<br />
change. A green gleam was laid over my eyes and I felt a slight lust<br />
for blood and heads rising to my neck. I asked our shaman and he said,<br />
that I haven't been the first to encounter this phenomenon. So I started to<br />
search the others and joined the group of the legendary<br />
WickSick Headhunters...<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
When Foo Fighter grew up, he spent all his days in the vicinity of a<br />
warriors hut in Wiksik that got burned down laters. He would always be<br />
happy to perform random tasks for them, and for that, he was allowed to<br />
watch how the old men bragged about their glorious deeds of the past.<br />
The summers were longer and the winters colder, the grass was greener<br />
and the water or the sea had a better blue in those days. The old<br />
warriors always talked how they would go out and whack some native of<br />
another tribe and take their heads just for the hell of it. They showed<br />
off their collections, and Foo Fighter knew the names of all the prized<br />
heads by heart very soon. He learned how to cook potions and learned<br />
lots of ways to use rare oils. The warriors hut got burned down by an<br />
angry mob, eventually - all kinds of accusations - that don't need to<br />
be related here - were in the air.<br />
As soon as Foo Fighter was old enough to swing a machete he decided to<br />
revive the old custom of headhunting again, and went on a killing spree<br />
derbywards. That was the time when people began to speak of him and<br />
others being wicksick. The rest of the story is known ;-) <br />
<br />
<br />
== Some known WickSick People ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} is hunted for a slaying Baron Samedi, which is not in order.<br />
*{{profile|2579|LiquidatorBrunt}} is hunted for killing Foo Fighter way too often.<br />
*{{profile|614|Crocker}} for being such a TWAT.<br />
*{{profile|2602|Kriegstein}} for being an objector of the DHC!<br />
*{{profile|3065|Grimmig}} wanted for misuse of language and his nice boots.<br />
*{{profile|2646|Nick Soapdish}} Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!<br />
<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!<br />
<br />
=== Roaming the Jungle ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing in Derby, the WickSick Headhunters decided to roam the jungle for no apparent reason. Who knows what they are up to....<br />
<br />
=== Durham Headhunting Contest ===<br />
<br />
Several weeks of inactivity were ended by a shrill call to the machetes: The first Durham Headhunting Contest was announced: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message351.html]<br />
<br />
During the contest, which turned out to be great fun, there was a forum migration, so the history of the WickSick Headhunters continues here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,14.0.html]<br />
<br />
Notorious Headhunter {{profile|1262|Lama}} was the proud winner of this most challenging competition.<br />
<br />
=== Embrace Death Contest ===<br />
<br />
Being forced to stay alive as long as possible during the Durham adventure, the Headhunters decided for a change of pace and announce the Embrace Death Contest, promising yet another heavy sword to the one who will die most in the same stretch of time: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,94.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|6541|Warboss Grimteef}} terrorized the people of York with dying most.<br />
<br />
=== The Derby Derby ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing dying, the hunt was on again - the Derby Derby was announced: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,112.0.html] <br />
<br />
Read what happened here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,226.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} won this contest in a heartbeat race.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=13273The WickSick Headhunters2007-03-17T13:00:12Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' started as a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practiced the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a somebody discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives, outsiders and pirates can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to go wicksick, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Some notes about WickSickness ==<br />
'''How does it feel:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It may be evil, but it feels goooooooood :-) <br />
The green gleam on my eyes gives me a feeling of power<br />
and might, my neckhairs raise and my mind is completely focused to<br />
kill. And with every head I take, I learn more and more about the way<br />
of being WickSick. It is my fate and I give my very best to please the<br />
ancestors as much as I can. <br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}:<br />
Being wicksick is all about the moment when the head is cut off and<br />
falls to the ground. Nothing compares to that moment, and if you didn't<br />
do it, you can't understand. All the shrinking business and trophy<br />
fondling afterwards is only an attempt to recapture those moments of<br />
bliss. <br />
<br />
'''Myths and Stories:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It started in the hut of a good friend where some herbs<br />
were in the air and we told each other the stories of our grandfathers.<br />
The night got longer and longer the herbs lesser and lesser and<br />
somehow we both started to talk about an ancient tale, that our<br />
ancestors tell since a very long time.<br />
<br />
In an earlier time when the land was green and the air was cleaner than<br />
today, there was a big war between Wiksik and intruders from a northern<br />
island. Wiksiks were almost lost as N'Yarla, the shaman, had a vision.<br />
HE, the mighty god of war saw the suffering of our hometown and told<br />
N'Yarla to collect the best warriors in the town on top of the mountain<br />
when the stars would be right.<br />
<br />
N'Yarla took the best fighters with him and in a starry night they<br />
passed by the lingering warriors, into the jungle and climed up the mountain.<br />
The night didn't end, time did run slowly and mists came up. When they<br />
were on the top, sky did clear up and the great conjunction arrived. The<br />
large and the small deer united in heaven and a the brave ones were<br />
surrounde by a mystical, strong green light. A wind came up from the<br />
south and a voice loud and stong said: "Great warriors of Wiksik.<br />
You fight brave against the intruders but they exceed you in number.<br />
Keep your spirits up! I shall give you power which helps you to<br />
beat the bastards. Go and get their heads! Oi!" And with the last word<br />
everything got black around the warriors and they fell in a deep<br />
slumber. As they woke up, it was the next morning and they were back in their hometown. <br />
N'Yarla had vanished and did not come back again until today. It is said, that<br />
he will be back and connect to the minds of the warriors when time is right again.<br />
<br />
Wiksiks won the war and the heads of our enemies were piled on top of the<br />
mountain. After everything was done, the only way to the top was<br />
blocked by huge rocks falling from the sky.<br />
<br />
When we ended the story, the first light of day came up. And with it<br />
came the news. Pale, unshaved, stinking humans landed on the island and<br />
started to build and hunt in our territory. Our scouts wanted to greet them<br />
and asked for a gift as it was our custom ever since. The only gifts they<br />
got were fire and death. And with that news my senses started to<br />
change. A green gleam was laid over my eyes and I felt a slight lust<br />
for blood and heads rising to my neck. I asked our shaman and he said,<br />
that I haven't been the first to encounter this phenomenon. So I started to<br />
search the others and joined the group of the legendary<br />
WickSick Headhunters...<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
When Foo Fighter grew up, he spent all his days in the vicinity of a<br />
warriors hut in Wiksik that got burned down laters. He would always be<br />
happy to perform random tasks for them, and for that, he was allowed to<br />
watch how the old men bragged about their glorious deeds of the past.<br />
The summers were longer and the winters colder, the grass was greener<br />
and the water or the sea had a better blue in those days. The old<br />
warriors always talked how they would go out and whack some native of<br />
another tribe and take their heads just for the hell of it. They showed<br />
off their collections, and Foo Fighter knew the names of all the prized<br />
heads by heart very soon. He learned how to cook potions and learned<br />
lots of ways to use rare oils. The warriors hut got burned down by an<br />
angry mob, eventually - all kinds of accusations - that don't need to<br />
be related here - were in the air.<br />
As soon as Foo Fighter was old enough to swing a machete he decided to<br />
revive the old custom of headhunting again, and went on a killing spree<br />
derbywards. That was the time when people began to speak of him and<br />
others being wicksick. The rest of the story is known ;-) <br />
<br />
<br />
== Some known WickSick People ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} is hunted for a slaying Baron Samedi, which is not in order.<br />
*{{profile|2579|LiquidatorBrunt}} is hunted for killing Foo Fighter way too often.<br />
*{{profile|614|Crocker}} for being such a TWAT.<br />
*{{profile|2602|Kriegstein}} for being an objector of the DHC!<br />
*{{profile|3065|Grimmig}} wanted for misuse of language and his nice boots.<br />
*{{profile|2646|Nick Soapdish}} Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!<br />
...and don't forget: any Durhamer makes a nice trophy these days!<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!<br />
<br />
=== Roaming the Jungle ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing in Derby, the WickSick Headhunters decided to roam the jungle for no apparent reason. Who knows what they are up to....<br />
<br />
=== Durham Headhunting Contest ===<br />
<br />
Several weeks of inactivity were ended by a shrill call to the machetes: The first Durham Headhunting Contest was announced: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message351.html]<br />
<br />
During the contest, which turned out to be great fun, there was a forum migration, so the history of the WickSick Headhunters continues here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,14.0.html]<br />
<br />
Notorious Headhunter {{profile|1262|Lama}} was the proud winner of this most challenging competition.<br />
<br />
=== Embrace Death Contest ===<br />
<br />
Being forced to stay alive as long as possible during the Durham adventure, the Headhunters decided for a change of pace and announce the Embrace Death Contest, promising yet another heavy sword to the one who will die most in the same stretch of time: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,94.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|6541|Warboss Grimteef}} terrorized the people of York with dying most.<br />
<br />
=== The Derby Derby ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing dying, the hunt was on again - the Derby Derby was announced: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,112.0.html] <br />
<br />
Read what happened here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,226.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} won this contest in a heartbeat race.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=13272The WickSick Headhunters2007-03-17T12:50:31Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Some notes about WickSickness ==<br />
'''How does it feel:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It may be evil, but it feels goooooooood :-) <br />
The green gleam on my eyes gives me a feeling of power<br />
and might, my neckhairs raise and my mind is completely focused to<br />
kill. And with every head I take, I learn more and more about the way<br />
of being WickSick. It is my fate and I give my very best to please the<br />
ancestors as much as I can. <br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}:<br />
Being wicksick is all about the moment when the head is cut off and<br />
falls to the ground. Nothing compares to that moment, and if you didn't<br />
do it, you can't understand. All the shrinking business and trophy<br />
fondling afterwards is only an attempt to recapture those moments of<br />
bliss. <br />
<br />
'''Myths and Stories:'''<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}:<br />
It started in the hut of a good friend where some herbs<br />
were in the air and we told each other the stories of our grandfathers.<br />
The night got longer and longer the herbs lesser and lesser and<br />
somehow we both started to talk about an ancient tale, that our<br />
ancestors tell since a very long time.<br />
<br />
In an earlier time when the land was green and the air was cleaner than<br />
today, there was a big war between Wiksik and intruders from a northern<br />
island. Wiksiks were almost lost as N'Yarla, the shaman, had a vision.<br />
HE, the mighty god of war saw the suffering of our hometown and told<br />
N'Yarla to collect the best warriors in the town on top of the mountain<br />
when the stars would be right.<br />
<br />
N'Yarla took the best fighters with him and in a starry night they<br />
passed by the lingering warriors, into the jungle and climed up the mountain.<br />
The night didn't end, time did run slowly and mists came up. When they<br />
were on the top, sky did clear up and the great conjunction arrived. The<br />
large and the small deer united in heaven and a the brave ones were<br />
surrounde by a mystical, strong green light. A wind came up from the<br />
south and a voice loud and stong said: "Great warriors of Wiksik.<br />
You fight brave against the intruders but they exceed you in number.<br />
Keep your spirits up! I shall give you power which helps you to<br />
beat the bastards. Go and get their heads! Oi!" And with the last word<br />
everything got black around the warriors and they fell in a deep<br />
slumber. As they woke up, it was the next morning and they were back in their hometown. <br />
N'Yarla had vanished and did not come back again until today. It is said, that<br />
he will be back and connect to the minds of the warriors when time is right again.<br />
<br />
Wiksiks won the war and the heads of our enemies were piled on top of the<br />
mountain. After everything was done, the only way to the top was<br />
blocked by huge rocks falling from the sky.<br />
<br />
When we ended the story, the first light of day came up. And with it<br />
came the news. Pale, unshaved, stinking humans landed on the island and<br />
started to build and hunt in our territory. Our scouts wanted to greet them<br />
and asked for a gift as it was our custom ever since. The only gifts they<br />
got were fire and death. And with that news my senses started to<br />
change. A green gleam was laid over my eyes and I felt a slight lust<br />
for blood and heads rising to my neck. I asked our shaman and he said,<br />
that I haven't been the first to encounter this phenomenon. So I started to<br />
search the others and joined the group of the legendary<br />
WickSick Headhunters...<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
When Foo Fighter grew up, he spent all his days in the vicinity of a<br />
warriors hut in Wiksik that got burned down laters. He would always be<br />
happy to perform random tasks for them, and for that, he was allowed to<br />
watch how the old men bragged about their glorious deeds of the past.<br />
The summers were longer and the winters colder, the grass was greener<br />
and the water or the sea had a better blue in those days. The old<br />
warriors always talked how they would go out and whack some native of<br />
another tribe and take their heads just for the hell of it. They showed<br />
off their collections, and Foo Fighter knew the names of all the prized<br />
heads by heart very soon. He learned how to cook potions and learned<br />
lots of ways to use rare oils. The warriors hut got burned down by an<br />
angry mob, eventually - all kinds of accusations - that don't need to<br />
be related here - were in the air.<br />
As soon as Foo Fighter was old enough to swing a machete he decided to<br />
revive the old custom of headhunting again, and went on a killing spree<br />
derbywards. That was the time when people began to speak of him and<br />
others being wicksick. The rest of the story is known ;-) <br />
<br />
<br />
== Some known WickSick People ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} is hunted for a slaying Baron Samedi, which is not in order.<br />
*{{profile|2579|LiquidatorBrunt}} is hunted for killing Foo Fighter way too often.<br />
*{{profile|614|Crocker}} for being such a TWAT.<br />
*{{profile|2602|Kriegstein}} for being an objector of the DHC!<br />
*{{profile|3065|Grimmig}} wanted for misuse of language and his nice boots.<br />
*{{profile|2646|Nick Soapdish}} Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!<br />
...and don't forget: any Durhamer makes a nice trophy these days!<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!<br />
<br />
=== Roaming the Jungle ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing in Derby, the WickSick Headhunters decided to roam the jungle for no apparent reason. Who knows what they are up to....<br />
<br />
=== Durham Headhunting Contest ===<br />
<br />
Several weeks of inactivity were ended by a shrill call to the machetes: The first Durham Headhunting Contest was announced: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message351.html]<br />
<br />
During the contest, which turned out to be great fun, there was a forum migration, so the history of the WickSick Headhunters continues here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,14.0.html]<br />
<br />
Notorious Headhunter {{profile|1262|Lama}} was the proud winner of this most challenging competition.<br />
<br />
=== Embrace Death Contest ===<br />
<br />
Being forced to stay alive as long as possible during the Durham adventure, the Headhunters decided for a change of pace and announce the Embrace Death Contest, promising yet another heavy sword to the one who will die most in the same stretch of time: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,94.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|6541|Warboss Grimteef}} terrorized the people of York with dying most.<br />
<br />
=== The Derby Derby ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing dying, the hunt was on again - the Derby Derby was announced: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,112.0.html] <br />
<br />
Read what happened here: [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,226.0.html]<br />
<br />
{{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}} won this contest in a heartbeat race.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=10506The WickSick Headhunters2006-10-04T15:35:22Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Recent Events */</p>
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active and Inactive Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} is hunted for a slaying Baron Samedi, which is not in order.<br />
*{{profile|2579|LiquidatorBrunt}} is hunted for killing Foo Fighter way too often.<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!<br />
<br />
=== Roaming the Jungle ===<br />
<br />
After relaxing in Derby, the WickSick Headhunters decided to roam the jungle for no apparent reason. Who knows what they are up to....</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=10505The WickSick Headhunters2006-10-04T15:33:43Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Favourite Trophies */</p>
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<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active and Inactive Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
*{{profile|2141|Raffles}} is hunted for a slaying Baron Samedi, which is not in order.<br />
*{{profile|2579|LiquidatorBrunt}} is hunted for killing Foo Fighter way too often.<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Foo_Fighter&diff=10504User talk:Foo Fighter2006-10-04T15:30:11Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Derby Hospitterlier's Request */</p>
<hr />
<div>== ''Hoele.JPG'' and ''Neu.JPG'' ==<br />
Hi Foo. Were you planning on using [[:Image:Hoehle.JPG]] somewhere? It looks like an exact copy of Image:Neu.JPG. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 22:13, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
:It looks like ''Neu.JPG'' was uploaded so the image on [[The WickSick Headhunters]] wouldn't be so big. I recommend we delete ''Neu.JPG'' and keep the higher-resolution ''Hoehle.JPG'', changing the image on the headhunters' page to use the latter, and adding "|300px" to the image's tag to keep it skinny. (Keep in mind that MediaWiki caches resized images, so visits to the clan's page will load only the smaller, resized version, not the big one.) I'd do this myself but I don't have time at the moment. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 23:38, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
:Hey, guys, the double uploading was a failed attempt if I remember correctly. I am sorry, I try to change as little as possible since I am no good at the wiki. Feel free to change or delete one of the files, as long as the picture stays the same I really would appreciate. Thanks! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 13:46, 2 June 2006 (BST)<br />
::''Neu.JPG'' has been marked for deletion, and the headhunters' page now uses ''Hoehle.JPG'' instead. Thanks for responding. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 21:48, 2 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Derby Hospitterlier's Request ==<br />
<br />
My name is MajesticNinja, and I have the honour to be A Derby Hospitterllier. James Barnes founded our group and it has grown very fast, though is still new. My head has been taken many times by your people, as many of them have ended in my rifle sights. But I requested a chance to negotiate with you. I know you are not the leader of the Wiksik HeadHunters, but I know you hold a good deal of respect. I was hoping that we could negotiate for Derby to be ignored by your group, and, if allowed, I will come to Wiksik as a sign of good will. I eagerly await your reply.<br />
Majestic[[User:Ninja|Ninja]]<br />
<br />
Hi there, old and honored foe! The WickSick Head Hunters have taken many, many Derby heads over the course of their existence, and the memories of our greatest rituals are connected with that village. But everything gets old some time, so I can assure you that Derby will see no organized headhunter presence in the nearer future. A visit to Wiksik is not necessary, since it would be very dangerous for you and we are not there at the moment - there are still places we haven't visited yet. Good Luck with your group! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 15:29, 4 October 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Foo_Fighter&diff=10503User talk:Foo Fighter2006-10-04T15:29:44Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>== ''Hoele.JPG'' and ''Neu.JPG'' ==<br />
Hi Foo. Were you planning on using [[:Image:Hoehle.JPG]] somewhere? It looks like an exact copy of Image:Neu.JPG. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 22:13, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
:It looks like ''Neu.JPG'' was uploaded so the image on [[The WickSick Headhunters]] wouldn't be so big. I recommend we delete ''Neu.JPG'' and keep the higher-resolution ''Hoehle.JPG'', changing the image on the headhunters' page to use the latter, and adding "|300px" to the image's tag to keep it skinny. (Keep in mind that MediaWiki caches resized images, so visits to the clan's page will load only the smaller, resized version, not the big one.) I'd do this myself but I don't have time at the moment. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 23:38, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
:Hey, guys, the double uploading was a failed attempt if I remember correctly. I am sorry, I try to change as little as possible since I am no good at the wiki. Feel free to change or delete one of the files, as long as the picture stays the same I really would appreciate. Thanks! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 13:46, 2 June 2006 (BST)<br />
::''Neu.JPG'' has been marked for deletion, and the headhunters' page now uses ''Hoehle.JPG'' instead. Thanks for responding. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 21:48, 2 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Derby Hospitterlier's Request ==<br />
<br />
My name is MajesticNinja, and I have the honour to be A Derby Hospitterllier. James Barnes founded our group and it has grown very fast, though is still new. My head has been taken many times by your people, as many of them have ended in my rifle sights. But I requested a chance to negotiate with you. I know you are not the leader of the Wiksik HeadHunters, but I know you hold a good deal of respect. I was hoping that we could negotiate for Derby to be ignored by your group, and, if allowed, I will come to Wiksik as a sign of good will. I eagerly await your reply.<br />
Majestic[[User:Ninja|Ninja]]<br />
<br />
Hi there, old and honored foe! The WickSick Head Hunters have taken many, many Derby heads over the course of their existence, and the memories of our greatest rituals are connected with that village. But everything gets old some time, so I can assure you that Derby will see no organized headhunter presence in the nearer future. A visit to Wiksik is not necessary, since it would be very dangerous for you and we are not there at the moment - there are still places we haven't visited yes. Good Luck with your group! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 15:29, 4 October 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=10022The WickSick Headhunters2006-09-09T12:02:32Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
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open_to=natives|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
sort_as=WickSick Headhunters, The|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active and Inactive Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy / and again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=9964The WickSick Headhunters2006-09-07T20:34:33Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
official_id=|<br />
open_to=natives|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
sort_as=WickSick Headhunters, The|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active and Inactive Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=9963The WickSick Headhunters2006-09-07T20:34:12Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
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<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active and Inactive Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
* {{profile|3550|Baron Samedi}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village. During our stay there, we had skirmishes with wannabe rogue pirates, whose head we gladly collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Holidays at the Head-Take Hotel ===<br />
<br />
Punctually with the start of the summer, the WickSick Headhunters went to the beaches and started to fight for picturesque wooden huts that were occupied by pale or now red stinky outsiders. Spread the towels!</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=9333The WickSick Headhunters2006-08-02T19:03:08Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
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clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
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}}<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Active Members ==<br />
<br />
* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
<br />
== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy / collected again by Foo Fighter<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
<br />
== Recent Events ==<br />
<br />
=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<div style="font-size: 90%; margin-left: 2em"><br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
</div><br />
<br />
=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
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=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
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After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
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=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
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Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
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=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
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Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
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=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
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After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
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=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=9123The WickSick Headhunters2006-07-28T14:48:59Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
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'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
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* Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
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'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
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* Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
* If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
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== Active Members ==<br />
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* {{profile|1093|Foo Fighter}}<br />
* {{profile|1390|Jesus}}<br />
* {{profile|1554|Escariot}}<br />
* {{profile|1262|Lama}}<br />
* {{profile|1617|Emile Durkheim}}<br />
* {{profile|1375|Wambayak}}<br />
* {{profile|252|Thordulf}}<br />
* {{profile|584|Papa Crumbum}}<br />
* {{profile|682|Ougadougou}}<br />
* {{profile|2191|Entropy}}<br />
* {{profile|3889|Darkwing}}<br />
* {{profile|3584|Shaka Zulu}}<br />
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== Favourite Trophies ==<br />
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''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
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* {{profile|732|Lutheran}} is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|109|Bob Nowak}} is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
* {{profile|594|Spookey69}} is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />Proud collector: Entropy<br />
* {{profile|713|Grigoriy}} is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
* {{profile|207|rafferton}} is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.<br />Proud collector: Escariot<br />
* {{profile|673|Grimjack}} is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.<br />Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
* {{profile|553|Jprocks}} is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam.<br />Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
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== Recent Events ==<br />
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=== Call to the Machetes! ===<br />
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The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
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He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
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What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
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So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
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Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
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=== The First Gathering! ===<br />
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Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
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=== The Rampage Begins! ===<br />
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After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
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=== Spring Cleaning and the Unriddling of Derby ===<br />
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The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
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=== The Ritual to Appease the Ancestors ===<br />
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We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
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Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
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Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
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Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
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Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
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Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
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Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
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Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
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Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
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=== Taking Possession of Derby ===<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
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=== Coming Home to Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
=== Visiting Our Friends in Raktam ===<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
=== Looting the Shipwreck ===<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
=== Doing Business in Dalpok ===<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
=== Meeting up in Wiksik ===<br />
<br />
In anticipation of a great cultural event, we meet up in Wiksik and take the heads of all outsiders hiding in or around the village.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=9111Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-28T09:51:17Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik */</p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
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As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
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Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
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Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
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It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
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I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
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I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
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'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
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Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
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Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
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The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
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== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
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I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
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== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
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I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
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Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
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Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
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Johny Bollocks: <br />
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Rob Cath: 6 <br />
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Teach: <br />
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Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
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Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
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Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
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Wifey: <br />
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Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
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Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
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badhammer: <br />
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Pieman: <br />
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Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
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Born to Kill: <br />
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Dr Capitalism: <br />
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Crimson Jake: <br />
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Sigfrid: <br />
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Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
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Axelius: <br />
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OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
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Irene: 1<br />
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== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
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During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
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It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
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== Raiders ==<br />
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Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
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== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
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Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
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Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I have no idea what sodomist is, but I'll take as an insult. I'll see you in Wiksik. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==<br />
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That was very cute natives... I am a little disappointed that things seem to have gotten personal between certain members and their native counterparts. We do not hold anything against the natives personally. They are merely our natural prey. After all, what peace can there be between sheep and lions? As for rarely seeing us, well wiksik isn't exactly a thriving metropolis. Hardly anybody seems to be lingering outside and most of the huts are empty. That's not quite the experience we had in Dalpok where there were over a dozen natives lingering at the shaman or around the village at any given time. The goal of Scurvy Crew raids is also not one of occupation, merely murder and plundering. Crewmembers are encouraged to pounce on the natives, then withdraw back into the jungle to spend the rest of the day drinking rum and sharpening their cutlasses. This might explain to the easily confused why there's no permenant Scurvy Crew presence in the village. - [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 The Captain]<br />
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A pity you deleted all of the ritual, so the context of your letter will remain unknown. We never expected you to occupy Wiksik. The purpose was to attract and kill more of your kind, since we got a bit bored. And it just worked well, seeing how one of your underlings fell to the machete of Wambayak yesterday and yourself to my machete today. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 09:50, 28 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== The Case of Mr. Badhammer ==<br />
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Stoertebecker says "Tyler Whitney. You are the respected leader of a good clan, but yet you host a zerger using the names 'Badhammer' withing your ranks. Continue to do so and none of your deeds will get any recognition." (2006-06-15 14:01)<br />
Stoertebecker says "http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message176.html" (2006-06-15 14:02)<br />
Stoertebecker says "Correct your clan before others have to do it." (2006-06-15 14:02)<br />
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The Captain does not generally respond favorably to threats, and questions any foreign influence's authority to punish a member of the crew. Still, he is appreciative that the multiple character abuse of Mr. Badhammer has been brought to light, evidence has been provided, and the Crew has been given an opportunity to address the matter themselves before any other action is taken. If one were to recall all previous announcements of the clan at no time was zerging promoted or encouraged. Captain Whitney would normally decide that this was a personal offense to be corrected by the parties assaulted by the zerg, but since it was done during an official raid of The Scurvy Crew putative measures shall be taken.<br />
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== MR. BADHAMMER!! ==<br />
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You are hereby stripped of your rank as Quartermaster until such time as you can demonstrate the removal of the zerg and after a reasonable period of good conduct. You are henceforth demoted to the rank of Able Bodied Seaman. You are also commanded to report to the deck of the Strumpet by Saturday morning to be flogged, 50 lashes with the cutlass. If you do not report to the deck any member of the Crew has liberty to kill Mr. Badhammer once, but only once. If one examines him and discovers that another member of the crew has already punished him he is to remain unharmed. In any case it is recomended that Mr. Badhammer report to the Strumpet for his lashes to preserve his own, and The Scurvy Crew's, reputation and honor. After which this matter shall be considered concluded and Mr. Badhammer will be free to rejoin the crew and resume his duties of drinking, plundering, and murder. Any further retaliation against Mr. Badhammer by any agent shall be considered an offense against the Scurvy Crew as a whole. If Mr. Badhammer continues his zerging he shall be expelled from the Scurvy Crew in disgrace.<br />
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It is the Captain's wish that this matter set precedent for the punishment of any similar offences. Evidence must be provided, and the Crew given opportunity to administer their own discipline.<br />
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Mr. Cath, the Sailing Master, has informed the Captain that Mr. Badhammer reported to the deck of the Strumpet and has taken his lashes. With this offense now punished the case of Mr. Badhammer shall be considered closed. If any member of the crew sees fit to give Mr. Badhammer a pint of rum to ease his suffering the Captain will look the other way...<br />
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I, Badhammer, of th' hell born strumpet, 'ave taken m' lashes. then i got good n drunk on rum t' f'rget that i had let down m' cap'n. at some point in th' night, i b'lieve th' 12th bottle o' rum, i cut off m' left hand and threw it to Mr. Cath an' offered him a hand whenever 'e needs one. i drank some more rum, asked for a cirgeon an' passed out a bloody drunken wreck of a pirate. i woke th' next day, to have found squidgey, th' killer, had hit me for 3 damage and informed me that i now had a rusty meathook for my left hand. th' next day captain dan, fixed me up wit' a real surg-ery. OI! he even gave m' different attachment fer m' hand. a cutlass, a hook, a harpoon, a knuckle duster. I have paid fer m' crime. An' m' crew will not be let down, i will kill more natives in the wiksik raid than any of you. even if i have to stay there for a month, oh yes, there will be blood. when the raid is over, i will talk wit' th' cap'n about getting my job back as quartermaster.--[[User:Badhammer|Badhammer]] 13:39, 7 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=9110Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-28T09:50:25Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik */</p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
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As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
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Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
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Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
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It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
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I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
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I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
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== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
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Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
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Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
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The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
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== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
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I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
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== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
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I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
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Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
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Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
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Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
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Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
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Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
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Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
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== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
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During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
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It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
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== Raiders ==<br />
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Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
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== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
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Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
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Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I have no idea what sodomist is, but I'll take as an insult. I'll see you in Wiksik. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==<br />
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That was very cute natives... I am a little disappointed that things seem to have gotten personal between certain members and their native counterparts. We do not hold anything against the natives personally. They are merely our natural prey. After all, what peace can there be between sheep and lions? As for rarely seeing us, well wiksik isn't exactly a thriving metropolis. Hardly anybody seems to be lingering outside and most of the huts are empty. That's not quite the experience we had in Dalpok where there were over a dozen natives lingering at the shaman or around the village at any given time. The goal of Scurvy Crew raids is also not one of occupation, merely murder and plundering. Crewmembers are encouraged to pounce on the natives, then withdraw back into the jungle to spend the rest of the day drinking rum and sharpening their cutlasses. This might explain to the easily confused why there's no permenant Scurvy Crew presence in the village. - [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 The Captain]<br />
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A pity you deleted all of the ritual, so the context of your letter will remain unknown. We never expected you to occupy Wiksik. The purpose was to attract and kill more of your kind, since we got a bit bored. And it just worked well, seeing how one of your underlings fell to the machete yesterday and yourself to my machete today. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 09:50, 28 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== The Case of Mr. Badhammer ==<br />
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Stoertebecker says "Tyler Whitney. You are the respected leader of a good clan, but yet you host a zerger using the names 'Badhammer' withing your ranks. Continue to do so and none of your deeds will get any recognition." (2006-06-15 14:01)<br />
Stoertebecker says "http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message176.html" (2006-06-15 14:02)<br />
Stoertebecker says "Correct your clan before others have to do it." (2006-06-15 14:02)<br />
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The Captain does not generally respond favorably to threats, and questions any foreign influence's authority to punish a member of the crew. Still, he is appreciative that the multiple character abuse of Mr. Badhammer has been brought to light, evidence has been provided, and the Crew has been given an opportunity to address the matter themselves before any other action is taken. If one were to recall all previous announcements of the clan at no time was zerging promoted or encouraged. Captain Whitney would normally decide that this was a personal offense to be corrected by the parties assaulted by the zerg, but since it was done during an official raid of The Scurvy Crew putative measures shall be taken.<br />
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== MR. BADHAMMER!! ==<br />
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You are hereby stripped of your rank as Quartermaster until such time as you can demonstrate the removal of the zerg and after a reasonable period of good conduct. You are henceforth demoted to the rank of Able Bodied Seaman. You are also commanded to report to the deck of the Strumpet by Saturday morning to be flogged, 50 lashes with the cutlass. If you do not report to the deck any member of the Crew has liberty to kill Mr. Badhammer once, but only once. If one examines him and discovers that another member of the crew has already punished him he is to remain unharmed. In any case it is recomended that Mr. Badhammer report to the Strumpet for his lashes to preserve his own, and The Scurvy Crew's, reputation and honor. After which this matter shall be considered concluded and Mr. Badhammer will be free to rejoin the crew and resume his duties of drinking, plundering, and murder. Any further retaliation against Mr. Badhammer by any agent shall be considered an offense against the Scurvy Crew as a whole. If Mr. Badhammer continues his zerging he shall be expelled from the Scurvy Crew in disgrace.<br />
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It is the Captain's wish that this matter set precedent for the punishment of any similar offences. Evidence must be provided, and the Crew given opportunity to administer their own discipline.<br />
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Mr. Cath, the Sailing Master, has informed the Captain that Mr. Badhammer reported to the deck of the Strumpet and has taken his lashes. With this offense now punished the case of Mr. Badhammer shall be considered closed. If any member of the crew sees fit to give Mr. Badhammer a pint of rum to ease his suffering the Captain will look the other way...<br />
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I, Badhammer, of th' hell born strumpet, 'ave taken m' lashes. then i got good n drunk on rum t' f'rget that i had let down m' cap'n. at some point in th' night, i b'lieve th' 12th bottle o' rum, i cut off m' left hand and threw it to Mr. Cath an' offered him a hand whenever 'e needs one. i drank some more rum, asked for a cirgeon an' passed out a bloody drunken wreck of a pirate. i woke th' next day, to have found squidgey, th' killer, had hit me for 3 damage and informed me that i now had a rusty meathook for my left hand. th' next day captain dan, fixed me up wit' a real surg-ery. OI! he even gave m' different attachment fer m' hand. a cutlass, a hook, a harpoon, a knuckle duster. I have paid fer m' crime. An' m' crew will not be let down, i will kill more natives in the wiksik raid than any of you. even if i have to stay there for a month, oh yes, there will be blood. when the raid is over, i will talk wit' th' cap'n about getting my job back as quartermaster.--[[User:Badhammer|Badhammer]] 13:39, 7 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=9057The WickSick Headhunters2006-07-27T14:24:56Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
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'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
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'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
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Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
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'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
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- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
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- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
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=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
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- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
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- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
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- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
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- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
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- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
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- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
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- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
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- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
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- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
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- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
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- '''Darkwing''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3889]<br />
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- '''Shaka Zulu''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3584]<br />
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=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
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''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
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- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
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Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
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- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
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Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
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- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
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Proud collector: Entropy<br />
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- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
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Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
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-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
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Proud collector: Escariot <br />
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- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
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Proud collector: Wambayak<br />
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- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
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Proud collector: Ougadougou / collected again by Lama<br />
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== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
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'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
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The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
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He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
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What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
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So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
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Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
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'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
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Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
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'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
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After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
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'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
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The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
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'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
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We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
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Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
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Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
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Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
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Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
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Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
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Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
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Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
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Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
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Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
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'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
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the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
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'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
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After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
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'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
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Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
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'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
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Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
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The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
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'''DOING BUSINESS IN DALPOK'''<br />
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After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=9014Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-26T08:31:20Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
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As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
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Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
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Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
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It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
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I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
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I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
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'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
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Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
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Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
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The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
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== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
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I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
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== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
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I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
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Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
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Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
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Johny Bollocks: <br />
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Rob Cath: 6 <br />
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Teach: <br />
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Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
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Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
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Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
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Wifey: <br />
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Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
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Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
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badhammer: <br />
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Pieman: <br />
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Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
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Born to Kill: <br />
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Dr Capitalism: <br />
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Crimson Jake: <br />
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Sigfrid: <br />
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Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
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Axelius: <br />
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OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
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Irene: 1<br />
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== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
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During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
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It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
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== Raiders ==<br />
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Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
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== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
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Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
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Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I have no idea what sodomist is, but I'll take as an insult. I'll see you in Wiksik. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==<br />
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Dear Pirates, since you seem to have a good time in our village but are seen so rarely, we decided to hold a ritual and make up our own pirates. All in good fun ;-)<br />
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Jesus says "*enters hut, dressed with an eyepatch and a cutlass*" (2006-07-25 20:04)<br />
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Jesus says "Har har har me scurvy dogs...." (2006-07-25 20:04)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "The ancestors seem to be content with us, fellow wiksikians, for where was a hut with that many people and not a single spirit inside seen? *Starts a fire and begins to fan the smoke around*" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
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Jesus says "I am Tyler Whitney...." (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
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Wambayak says "oh great spirits of Wicksickness and Ancestors of the Wiksik tribe, hear us! *malming herbs in a big pottery*" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, look at that! Jesus seems to be possessed by the spirit of a pirate! What is your name, spirit?" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
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Jesus says "har har har me mates... where have you ever seen a scurvier pirate than me... tyler whitney" (2006-07-25 20:06)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Tyler Whitney? Oh, I remember you, you boasted about bringing violence to our fair village, but you keep getting chopped at all the time. Is that really you?" (2006-07-25 20:06)<br />
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Jesus says "call me tyler, sob!!!!!!!!!!! I am the bravest of all brave... like last week, when I almost managed to find my way to this wickwick village" (2006-07-25 20:07)<br />
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Wambayak says "*taking dried banana leaf. starting to fill up with herbs* Spirits send us funny dressed heads!" (2006-07-25 20:07)<br />
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Jesus says "oho.. me mates... strange herbs you got.... I need rum..... *sings.... what shall we do with the drunken sailoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor"" (2006-07-25 20:09)<br />
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Wambayak says "Now Tyler tell us where your brothers are! Went they lost in the jungle? " (2006-07-25 20:09)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Hahaha, yes, it is him, he who thinks WickSick is a village and that I am the leader of something like TWAT, he is possessing Jesus, OMG. Why do you do such things? Won't you dare to get here alive?" (2006-07-25 20:10)<br />
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Jesus says "eeerrrr, I dunno, *starts crying*.... fiiiiiirst... we left the ship...... uhu I mean this was new for us all... we have never been out alone... ye must know.... we are afraid of these big animals... " (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Maybe they found a banana tree and ganged up beneath it. Everybody knows, pirates love bananas. Actually, they may be classified as belonging to the dildo tribe, hahaha." (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
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Jesus says "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye mates... we need more rum" (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
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Jesus says "well, left the ship..... blackhammer and all this spitlickers where Whitney err with me..." (2006-07-25 20:12)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus Rum and a stuffed parrot to sit on his shoulder*" (2006-07-25 20:12)<br />
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Wambayak says "Who is Rum? is it the spirit which is leading you the way to your destiny?*jumping up, rolling with his eyes, swirling the machete over his head!*" (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Ah, like this 'My name is Captain but I am no Captain Dan'? Of course, who could forget this wannabe rogue." (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
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Jesus says "arr... me friend... so lemme go on telling me fish story.... " (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Rum is the only thing we can learn from these pirates, I wish we would have discovered their Rum secret when we were at the shipwreck." (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
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Wambayak says "I want to dance! all the spirits unite and let Tyler speak!" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Tell us, tell us!" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
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Jesus says "hang him till he's sober............ har" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
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Wambayak says "*starts bowing and winding*" (2006-07-25 20:15)<br />
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Jesus says "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed ruuuuum... *stumbles already drunk, seems he cannot take lot of this rum*" (2006-07-25 20:15)<br />
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Jesus says "see you wickwick its sick.... what kind of man I am......... *sigh*" (2006-07-25 20:16)<br />
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Jesus says "me mother was a poor woman at the fish market an me father had too much of gin..........." (2006-07-25 20:16)<br />
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Wambayak says "UAHUAUooooooohUAOH!...*takes a little flute crafted out a bone and plays a very noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:17)<br />
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Wambayak says "tell us more *noisy tone* ...ahUh!" (2006-07-25 20:18)<br />
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Jesus says "I was poor... ran away and started as a shipboy.... I was always sick... and *starts crying* theeeeeeeeeese seamen did nasty things to little tyler*" (2006-07-25 20:18)<br />
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Jesus says "anywayyyyyyyyy... gimme more ruuuuuuuum *falls down*" (2006-07-25 20:19)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, that sounds like a harsh life. That is going to be a sad story, I know it. *Starts to ritually wail, tears out some hair and scratches his chest*" (2006-07-25 20:19)<br />
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Jesus says "my crew... these stinky stupid suckers... they have no real idea of magnificence... they are worth nothing......" (2006-07-25 20:20)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus more rum* I can imagine it is not easy, being the youngest on such a ship. Why did it run on the beach, anyway? Were the watchmen busy with you or what?" (2006-07-25 20:20)<br />
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Jesus says "me is lonely... and there's this badhammer *tztztztz* cheating cheater.........*brabbles* zer, err erz err zer-ger" (2006-07-25 20:21)<br />
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Wambayak says "Hey Tyler! Kind of funny brown stripes are spoiling your pants *long painful noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:21)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Oh, yes, I hear he got lashed for that, hmmmhmmm, spanking and all." (2006-07-25 20:22)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "*starts to shake wildly, eyeballs rolling upwards* Aaaaaaaaaaaah, that memory summoned the ghost of Captain Dan! Watch me walk the planks! *Starts to shamble across the room* ARRR, me mateys!" (2006-07-25 20:24)<br />
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Jesus says "aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, are you mekin fun of me? Harr... these things happen to a lot of us pirates...... how could we do else... with all these ferocius parrots on our way here" (2006-07-25 20:25)<br />
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Wambayak says "We should spank Tyler now for his cowardly behaviour! *takes a banana spliff and hits the head of posessed jesus*" (2006-07-25 20:25)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "I am a lucky pirate, and my name is Captain Dan! But I am no Captain, no worries. But I got cutlass, look how I can swing it when I find sleeping people!" (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
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Jesus says "ouch ouch ouch ouch " (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
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Wambayak says "*hits the heads of posessed FooFighter*" (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Arrrr...me mateys, that is a good idea, let's spank him! He deserves it, since because of him I always have to explain that I am no Captain! Arrrrr...." (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
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Jesus says "ayeeeeeee we are coward people... nobody knows... we really wish to threaten tis gorgeous wickwick guys... they are our idols..." (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
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Jesus says "ouch... no no... IIIIIIIIII am the captain... ME IS TYLER WHITLEY" (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
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Jesus says "the crying babe" (2006-07-25 20:28)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "OOOhhh, ah littel bit faster but less harder would be ok for me. By the way, does anyone know what a 'sodomist' is? Foo Fighter used the word, but I have no idea what it is.....I will not leave until " (2006-07-25 20:28)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "I know what this is, spanking or no. *Starts to hit Wambayak with the blunt side of the cutlass* Arrrr, I am a vicious pirate!" (2006-07-25 20:29)<br />
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Jesus says "*sings loudly* we are pirates - the jungle scares us much - we are pirates- each other we like to touch-- ayeeeeeeeee" (2006-07-25 20:30)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Now tell me already, or I start to wail like Tyler Whitney, and then all kinds of things can happen, especially to my digestion organs..." (2006-07-25 20:30)<br />
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Jesus says "*har har.... me boys... we all remeber these lonely nights at the shipwreck... don't ya?" (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Arrrrrrrrrrrr, what a nice song! WE ARE PIRATES AND WE ARE OK; WE TOUCH ALL NIGHT AND WE BRAG ALL DAY" (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
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Wambayak says "Seamen like Samen! A Shaman told me that! Oh spirits how to satisfy those Pirates..." (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "You know who is missing? That necrophilic sicko, born to kill. He is really disturbed if you ask me, but well, he needs some caring and hugging friends, too." (2006-07-25 20:32)<br />
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Wambayak says "AH! this pot full of monkey scum could serve! *taking a huge barrel from the corner in the middle of the room!"" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
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Jesus says "yarrr - we touch all night and brag all day.... har har... but me TYLER is the first to touch" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "I wonder how they can tolerate his stench and all the weird veneral diseases he carries around with him, I mean, even pirates have to be careful at least a little bit..." (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
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Jesus says "Me chose all me men, me is the first to please them" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Hey, did you realize that? I am no longer possessed. I guess Captain Dan fled after the song. Makes me wonder where..." (2006-07-25 20:34)<br />
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Wambayak says "Hey Pirates! Uahahua..Oh! Listen pirate spirits posessing the bodies of my honorable headhunter mates! here`s a barrel full of rum! we call it batida de coco! hmm!!!! Uahaauaoh!" (2006-07-25 20:34)<br />
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Jesus says "gimme rum gimme rum.... gimmm e gimmee gimmmee rum rum rum" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, really, Tyler?" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
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Wambayak says "ah foo you are healed!" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Ewwww, that is no Batida de Coco, but shshshssshhh, don't tell Jesus, errrr, Tyler!" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
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Jesus says "what HUHU?" (2006-07-25 20:36)<br />
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Jesus says "me been called...?" (2006-07-25 20:36)<br />
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Jesus says "*falls down on the floor* errr. what happened" (2006-07-25 20:37)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Ohhhh, what a pity, that was just a second too early,,,,glad to have you back again, though :-)" (2006-07-25 20:37)<br />
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Jesus says "*confused* hey guys... so what about our ancestor ritual? does it start now?" (2006-07-25 20:38)<br />
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Wambayak says "The Spirits ment it well with us! Now we know what kind of malad justed characters they are!" (2006-07-25 20:39)<br />
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Wambayak says "...those pirates! and jesus the ritual was great. You were Tylor Whimpey and Foo you called yourselve Cockteen Dan !" (2006-07-25 20:41)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Yes, I hope we all learned something from this episode - the pirates are not to be trusted, since the are deformed! Kill them and collect their heads! That is the way to do it, fuck yes!" (2006-07-25 20:41)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Wow, that is an odd thing, Wambayak. I still feel like a sissy, that is for sure." (2006-07-25 20:42)<br />
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Jesus says "are you sure?" (2006-07-25 20:43)<br />
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Foo Fighter says "Oh well, I am quite exhausted. I think I'll go to sleep now, but my back will stay right next to the hut wall, that is for sure, I seem to have odd memories...well, nevermind. Night all." (2006-07-25 20:45)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=9013Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-26T08:29:15Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
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As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
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Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
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Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
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It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
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I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
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I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
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== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
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Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
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Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
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The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
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== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
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I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
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== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
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I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
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Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
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Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
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Rob Cath: 6 <br />
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Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
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Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
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Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
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Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
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Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
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OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
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Irene: 1<br />
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== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
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During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
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It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
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== Raiders ==<br />
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Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
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== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
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Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
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Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I have no idea what sodomist is, but I'll take as an insult. I'll see you in Wiksik. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate drawing ritual in Wiksik ==<br />
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Dear Pirates, since you seem to have a good time in our village but are seen so rarely, we decided to hold a ritual and make up our own pirates. All in good fun ;-)<br />
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Jesus says "*enters hut, dressed with an eyepatch and a cutlass*" (2006-07-25 20:04)<br />
Jesus says "Har har har me scurvy dogs...." (2006-07-25 20:04)<br />
Foo Fighter says "The ancestors seem to be content with us, fellow wiksikians, for where was a hut with that many people and not a single spirit inside seen? *Starts a fire and begins to fan the smoke around*" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
Jesus says "I am Tyler Whitney...." (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
Wambayak says "oh great spirits of Wicksickness and Ancestors of the Wiksik tribe, hear us! *malming herbs in a big pottery*" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, look at that! Jesus seems to be possessed by the spirit of a pirate! What is your name, spirit?" (2006-07-25 20:05)<br />
Jesus says "har har har me mates... where have you ever seen a scurvier pirate than me... tyler whitney" (2006-07-25 20:06)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Tyler Whitney? Oh, I remember you, you boasted about bringing violence to our fair village, but you keep getting chopped at all the time. Is that really you?" (2006-07-25 20:06)<br />
Jesus says "call me tyler, sob!!!!!!!!!!! I am the bravest of all brave... like last week, when I almost managed to find my way to this wickwick village" (2006-07-25 20:07)<br />
Wambayak says "*taking dried banana leaf. starting to fill up with herbs* Spirits send us funny dressed heads!" (2006-07-25 20:07)<br />
Jesus says "oho.. me mates... strange herbs you got.... I need rum..... *sings.... what shall we do with the drunken sailoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor"" (2006-07-25 20:09)<br />
Wambayak says "Now Tyler tell us where your brothers are! Went they lost in the jungle? " (2006-07-25 20:09)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Hahaha, yes, it is him, he who thinks WickSick is a village and that I am the leader of something like TWAT, he is possessing Jesus, OMG. Why do you do such things? Won't you dare to get here alive?" (2006-07-25 20:10)<br />
Jesus says "eeerrrr, I dunno, *starts crying*.... fiiiiiirst... we left the ship...... uhu I mean this was new for us all... we have never been out alone... ye must know.... we are afraid of these big animals... " (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Maybe they found a banana tree and ganged up beneath it. Everybody knows, pirates love bananas. Actually, they may be classified as belonging to the dildo tribe, hahaha." (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
Jesus says "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye mates... we need more rum" (2006-07-25 20:11)<br />
Jesus says "well, left the ship..... blackhammer and all this spitlickers where Whitney err with me..." (2006-07-25 20:12)<br />
Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus Rum and a stuffed parrot to sit on his shoulder*" (2006-07-25 20:12)<br />
Wambayak says "Who is Rum? is it the spirit which is leading you the way to your destiny?*jumping up, rolling with his eyes, swirling the machete over his head!*" (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Ah, like this 'My name is Captain but I am no Captain Dan'? Of course, who could forget this wannabe rogue." (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
Jesus says "arr... me friend... so lemme go on telling me fish story.... " (2006-07-25 20:13)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Rum is the only thing we can learn from these pirates, I wish we would have discovered their Rum secret when we were at the shipwreck." (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
Wambayak says "I want to dance! all the spirits unite and let Tyler speak!" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Tell us, tell us!" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
Jesus says "hang him till he's sober............ har" (2006-07-25 20:14)<br />
Wambayak says "*starts bowing and winding*" (2006-07-25 20:15)<br />
Jesus says "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed ruuuuum... *stumbles already drunk, seems he cannot take lot of this rum*" (2006-07-25 20:15)<br />
Jesus says "see you wickwick its sick.... what kind of man I am......... *sigh*" (2006-07-25 20:16)<br />
Jesus says "me mother was a poor woman at the fish market an me father had too much of gin..........." (2006-07-25 20:16)<br />
Wambayak says "UAHUAUooooooohUAOH!...*takes a little flute crafted out a bone and plays a very noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:17)<br />
Wambayak says "tell us more *noisy tone* ...ahUh!" (2006-07-25 20:18)<br />
Jesus says "I was poor... ran away and started as a shipboy.... I was always sick... and *starts crying* theeeeeeeeeese seamen did nasty things to little tyler*" (2006-07-25 20:18)<br />
Jesus says "anywayyyyyyyyy... gimme more ruuuuuuuum *falls down*" (2006-07-25 20:19)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Oooooh, that sounds like a harsh life. That is going to be a sad story, I know it. *Starts to ritually wail, tears out some hair and scratches his chest*" (2006-07-25 20:19)<br />
Jesus says "my crew... these stinky stupid suckers... they have no real idea of magnificence... they are worth nothing......" (2006-07-25 20:20)<br />
Foo Fighter says "*Gives Jesus more rum* I can imagine it is not easy, being the youngest on such a ship. Why did it run on the beach, anyway? Were the watchmen busy with you or what?" (2006-07-25 20:20)<br />
Jesus says "me is lonely... and there's this badhammer *tztztztz* cheating cheater.........*brabbles* zer, err erz err zer-ger" (2006-07-25 20:21)<br />
Wambayak says "Hey Tyler! Kind of funny brown stripes are spoiling your pants *long painful noisy tone*" (2006-07-25 20:21)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Oh, yes, I hear he got lashed for that, hmmmhmmm, spanking and all." (2006-07-25 20:22)<br />
Foo Fighter says "*starts to shake wildly, eyeballs rolling upwards* Aaaaaaaaaaaah, that memory summoned the ghost of Captain Dan! Watch me walk the planks! *Starts to shamble across the room* ARRR, me mateys!" (2006-07-25 20:24)<br />
Jesus says "aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, are you mekin fun of me? Harr... these things happen to a lot of us pirates...... how could we do else... with all these ferocius parrots on our way here" (2006-07-25 20:25)<br />
Wambayak says "We should spank Tyler now for his cowardly behaviour! *takes a banana spliff and hits the head of posessed jesus*" (2006-07-25 20:25)<br />
Foo Fighter says "I am a lucky pirate, and my name is Captain Dan! But I am no Captain, no worries. But I got cutlass, look how I can swing it when I find sleeping people!" (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
Jesus says "ouch ouch ouch ouch " (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
Wambayak says "*hits the heads of posessed FooFighter*" (2006-07-25 20:26)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Arrrr...me mateys, that is a good idea, let's spank him! He deserves it, since because of him I always have to explain that I am no Captain! Arrrrr...." (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
Jesus says "ayeeeeeee we are coward people... nobody knows... we really wish to threaten tis gorgeous wickwick guys... they are our idols..." (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
Jesus says "ouch... no no... IIIIIIIIII am the captain... ME IS TYLER WHITLEY" (2006-07-25 20:27)<br />
Jesus says "the crying babe" (2006-07-25 20:28)<br />
Foo Fighter says "OOOhhh, ah littel bit faster but less harder would be ok for me. By the way, does anyone know what a 'sodomist' is? Foo Fighter used the word, but I have no idea what it is.....I will not leave until " (2006-07-25 20:28)<br />
Foo Fighter says "I know what this is, spanking or no. *Starts to hit Wambayak with the blunt side of the cutlass* Arrrr, I am a vicious pirate!" (2006-07-25 20:29)<br />
Jesus says "*sings loudly* we are pirates - the jungle scares us much - we are pirates- each other we like to touch-- ayeeeeeeeee" (2006-07-25 20:30)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Now tell me already, or I start to wail like Tyler Whitney, and then all kinds of things can happen, especially to my digestion organs..." (2006-07-25 20:30)<br />
Jesus says "*har har.... me boys... we all remeber these lonely nights at the shipwreck... don't ya?" (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Arrrrrrrrrrrr, what a nice song! WE ARE PIRATES AND WE ARE OK; WE TOUCH ALL NIGHT AND WE BRAG ALL DAY" (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
Wambayak says "Seamen like Samen! A Shaman told me that! Oh spirits how to satisfy those Pirates..." (2006-07-25 20:31)<br />
Foo Fighter says "You know who is missing? That necrophilic sicko, born to kill. He is really disturbed if you ask me, but well, he needs some caring and hugging friends, too." (2006-07-25 20:32)<br />
Wambayak says "AH! this pot full of monkey scum could serve! *taking a huge barrel from the corner in the middle of the room!"" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
Jesus says "yarrr - we touch all night and brag all day.... har har... but me TYLER is the first to touch" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
Foo Fighter says "I wonder how they can tolerate his stench and all the weird veneral diseases he carries around with him, I mean, even pirates have to be careful at least a little bit..." (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
Jesus says "Me chose all me men, me is the first to please them" (2006-07-25 20:33)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Hey, did you realize that? I am no longer possessed. I guess Captain Dan fled after the song. Makes me wonder where..." (2006-07-25 20:34)<br />
Wambayak says "Hey Pirates! Uahahua..Oh! Listen pirate spirits posessing the bodies of my honorable headhunter mates! here`s a barrel full of rum! we call it batida de coco! hmm!!!! Uahaauaoh!" (2006-07-25 20:34)<br />
Jesus says "gimme rum gimme rum.... gimmm e gimmee gimmmee rum rum rum" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, really, Tyler?" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
Wambayak says "ah foo you are healed!" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Ewwww, that is no Batida de Coco, but shshshssshhh, don't tell Jesus, errrr, Tyler!" (2006-07-25 20:35)<br />
Jesus says "what HUHU?" (2006-07-25 20:36)<br />
Jesus says "me been called...?" (2006-07-25 20:36)<br />
Jesus says "*falls down on the floor* errr. what happened" (2006-07-25 20:37)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Ohhhh, what a pity, that was just a second too early,,,,glad to have you back again, though :-)" (2006-07-25 20:37)<br />
Jesus says "*confused* hey guys... so what about our ancestor ritual? does it start now?" (2006-07-25 20:38)<br />
Wambayak says "The Spirits ment it well with us! Now we know what kind of malad justed characters they are!" (2006-07-25 20:39)<br />
Wambayak says "...those pirates! and jesus the ritual was great. You were Tylor Whimpey and Foo you called yourselve Cockteen Dan !" (2006-07-25 20:41)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Yes, I hope we all learned something from this episode - the pirates are not to be trusted, since the are deformed! Kill them and collect their heads! That is the way to do it, fuck yes!" (2006-07-25 20:41)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Wow, that is an odd thing, Wambayak. I still feel like a sissy, that is for sure." (2006-07-25 20:42)<br />
Jesus says "are you sure?" (2006-07-25 20:43)<br />
Foo Fighter says "Oh well, I am quite exhausted. I think I'll go to sleep now, but my back will stay right next to the hut wall, that is for sure, I seem to have odd memories...well, nevermind. Night all." (2006-07-25 20:45)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=8635Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-15T12:18:29Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
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As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
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Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
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Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
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It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
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:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
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I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
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I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
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'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
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== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
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Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
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Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
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The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
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== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
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I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
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== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
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== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
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I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
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Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
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Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
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Johny Bollocks: <br />
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Rob Cath: 6 <br />
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Teach: <br />
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Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
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Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
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Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
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Wifey: <br />
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Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
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Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
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badhammer: <br />
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Pieman: <br />
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Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
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Born to Kill: <br />
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Dr Capitalism: <br />
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Crimson Jake: <br />
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Sigfrid: <br />
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Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
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Axelius: <br />
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OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
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Irene: 1<br />
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== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
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During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
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It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
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== Raiders ==<br />
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Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
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== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
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Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
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Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
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I avoid being called a Captain because I am not and I have no wish to be. And if ye wish to be using language like that, save it for the raid, ye rumless, monkey fucking native. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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There is a difference between swearing and calling someone a sodomist, but you don't seem to get it. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 12:18, 15 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=8582Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-14T17:48:49Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
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Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. I thought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
<br />
As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
<br />
Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
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== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
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Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
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"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
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== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
<br />
Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
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Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
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Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
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Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
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WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
<br />
It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
<br />
I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
<br />
'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
<br />
Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
<br />
Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
<br />
The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
<br />
<br />
== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
<br />
I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
<br />
I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
<br />
Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
<br />
Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
<br />
Johny Bollocks: <br />
<br />
Rob Cath: 6 <br />
<br />
Teach: <br />
<br />
Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
<br />
Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
<br />
Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
<br />
Wifey: <br />
<br />
Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
<br />
Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
<br />
badhammer: <br />
<br />
Pieman: <br />
<br />
Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
<br />
Born to Kill: <br />
<br />
Dr Capitalism: <br />
<br />
Crimson Jake: <br />
<br />
Sigfrid: <br />
<br />
Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
<br />
Axelius: <br />
<br />
OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
<br />
Irene: 1<br />
<br />
<br />
== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
<br />
During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
<br />
It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
<br />
== Raiders ==<br />
<br />
Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
<br />
<br />
== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
<br />
Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Its good to see some civilised brutal killers amongsted the natives. My congratulations to Crotchbat. He is a continuing nuisance and a worthy foe, and so is my nest target. I hope to see ye both in Wiksik. And yes I was cut down, but death is nothing to me. I fight for the pure reason to die and come back to fight for the crew. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon''' Let it be known, I am no Captain. I serve Tyler Whitney and the rest of the crew, and do not wish to be Captain.<br />
<br />
Well, if we want to go into technicalities - I am not the fucking leader of the WickSick Headhunters; we are egalitarian and go to great lengths to avoid leaders. Thank you. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=8511Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-13T16:44:04Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. Ithought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
<br />
== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
<br />
As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
<br />
Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
<br />
Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
<br />
"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
<br />
== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
<br />
Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
<br />
Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
<br />
Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
<br />
Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
<br />
Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
<br />
It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
<br />
I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
<br />
'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
<br />
Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
<br />
Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
<br />
The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
<br />
<br />
== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
<br />
I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
<br />
I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
<br />
Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
<br />
Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
<br />
Johny Bollocks: <br />
<br />
Rob Cath: 6 <br />
<br />
Teach: <br />
<br />
Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
<br />
Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
<br />
Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
<br />
Wifey: <br />
<br />
Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
<br />
Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
<br />
badhammer: <br />
<br />
Pieman: <br />
<br />
Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
<br />
Born to Kill: <br />
<br />
Dr Capitalism: <br />
<br />
Crimson Jake: <br />
<br />
Sigfrid: <br />
<br />
Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
<br />
Axelius: <br />
<br />
OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
<br />
Irene: 1<br />
<br />
<br />
== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
<br />
During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
<br />
It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
<br />
== Raiders ==<br />
<br />
Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
<br />
<br />
== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
<br />
Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet&diff=8510Talk:The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet2006-07-13T16:43:14Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>Arrr! All this talk o' wenches and giving natives smallpox has piqued me interest, matey! Count me in!--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 06:34, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Avast! Ye Jolly Roger, she be a mite large. With yer blessin' I reckon I can shrink it down a tad and place it fancy like in yer clanbox. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 03:28, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Tcho Arr Everett or whatever his name is is with the Royal Expedition. Ithought he was with us? His name is on the manifest. I don't know... '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
<br />
== Our next raid could be... ==<br />
<br />
As the miserable dogs shot me, how bout we go give York a visit? I know I said it would be a mistake to attack outsiders, but they attacked me and that means that they think they'll better then us. I'm going back down. Thats my kind of shore leave! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
The "Order of Patriots"(Yorkies) have put abounty on all pirates. Please sir, I beg of ye. Let us rallie the other pirate groups and loners and move to take York. Those bastards should pay. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== The Route to Raktam ==<br />
<br />
Aye, note from the Boatswain - as we are going to burn down Raktam, the route from the deck is 58 paces due SE,145 paces E and 15 paces SE<br />
:Why Raktam? Why not Dalpok? Is not Dalpok closer? And we already have a road leading straight to Dalpok from the ship! It's scarcely two days' walk.--[[User:Wifey|Wifey]] 23:14, 23 April 2006 (BST)<br />
::As it wasn't my decision I am only giving the route... talk to the Captain for details.--[[User:Xintlaer|Xintlaer]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Impersonation of the Captain ==<br />
<br />
Captain, some mangy dog has called himself 'Tyler Whitey' in a cheap impersonation of yourself. Do you know anything about this? '''Captain Dan'''<br />
<br />
"Tyler Whitey" merely be ICDIF with lifts to make him appear taller and more threatening and, hrm... "Stuffing" to disguise his other obvious inadequacies.<br />
<br />
== The Battle of Dalpok ==<br />
<br />
Argh, having just joined the Scurvy Crew meself, I'm proud t' report me first kill for you lads is none other than Xyu. I [http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/Rip_Purr/Shartak%20screens/Xyuscalp.jpg nabbed] him just off the road to [[Dalpok]]. We've set up a bit of a camp, and are guerilla-ing it back and forth. - Wolverine.<br />
<br />
Well done! Xyu is also the name of a player who started the Mal Tour 06 in Urban Dead. Well done! Captain '''Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
: Wow! I was going to mention that I was wondering if it was him, but I thought it best not to mention UD as if everyone played it, because that would be bad form. I hope it was him, though such a legend should have had more skills than Close Combat and Advanced CC. -Wolverine<br />
<br />
Secured a hut to the very South West. Moving to take control of their armoury. '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Bugger. I took one out then got hit. Will be at the hut soonish I hope. -'''Wolverine'''<br />
<br />
Armoury secured. Need more men. Whos supposed to be leading the raid? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
:Yarr, Cap'n, I've come to bolster your security. All priates heading to Dalpok, get to the South West most hut. Tis offering good protection. Do we have a forum for this sort of thing? -'''Wolverine'''<br />
<br />
Blow me away, I be not a good geography plotter! The hut we are all in is somewhere along the western side. The armourie is captured, but can't be defended. I NEED MORE MEN TO HELP ME!!! As this is also to get our name recognised, I've been writing on all the Empty Huts "Hut has been taken by the Men of the Strumpet!" (Do pirates have medals? 'Cause I damn well diserve one!!!) '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
To anyone in Dalpok, aim for the Shaman!!! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
WHICH GOD FORSHAKEN BASTARD CARVED THIS INTO THE GROUND BY ME?!!! "This is where Captain Dan lost his anal virginity." I CHALLENGE WHOEVER IT WAS TO SINGLE COMBAT AFTER THE BATTLE OF DALPOK! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
Excellent work on the raid! The Captain would will that it continue, except that since there's no way to really occupy a village due to the presence of the shamen. There's also been a flood of new crew members (at the rate of 1-2 a day) since the clans feature was upgraded. To encourage further additions to the ranks, and so the Natives in Wicksick and Raktam don't start thinking that the Scurvy Crew is a "Dalpok problem" we're going to take advantage of our new numbers and start attacking other villages. Two weeks is long enough for a raid anyhow. The Captain is open to suggestions as to which should be our next target. Something with an established group of defenders (like the Wicksick Headhunters or Raktamites) would seem most likely.- Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
A possibility that has been brought up by members of the crew who shall remain nameless is that the Scurvey Crew's next raid should be an outsider village. Why? Because we're pirates. Yar... This would have a large effect on the crew and relations between pirates and outsiders as a whole. Many crew members who have only recently signed up might be less willing to attack their outsider cousins than the stinking natives. Attacking York or Deby would also make it more difficult for any pirate to travel or trade there. The Captain wills that the matter be opened to debate within the crew. <br />
<br />
It has also been suggested that we start charging protection money from villages we don't raid, or that we continue raiding them until we are paid. The Captain has already grown quite fond of this idea, but would like to hear from the rest of the crew. There are other matters to consider, such as (most importantly) how much do we charge? Which representatives will pay us and who will collect the loot? In true pirate fashion the Captain would collect and distribute whatever booty collected, but how would we decide on each pirate's share? Discuss... -Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney]<br />
<br />
:Perhaps in true pirate fashion, the Captain could divvy out an arbitrary amount in advance to each pirate, or pay each pirate for their service upon the initiation of village-pillaging activities. After that, pillaging would continue until locals have given the Captain enough gold to persuade him to call off the raid. So if one local wanted to cover for all the rest, they could pay a full amount. If no local wanted to pay, the raid would continue until the Captain got bored. A friendly pirate crew might give advance warning, e.g., "we're going to raid York next Friday, and kill everyone in the Colonial Police, unless the Captain receives 45 gc by Thursday midnight..." --[[User:Tycho44|Tycho44]] 07:53, 15 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
I have asked this on the page, but do I count as a senior member? I believe that I fought harder then most in Dalpok, only being beaten by the Captain and equaled with Wolverine. I would not fail you, and would not require any reward for my service. I am a Surgeon, I know, but... you decide Captain...<br />
<br />
I belive it is wrong to upset the Pirate/Outsider balance. It would be stupid and unnescary to annoy such powerful adversarys. Natives r one thing, but outsiders... It would be silly.<br />
<br />
'''Captain Dan/ Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
== Pirate on Pirate crime Policy ==<br />
<br />
Garr, does the captain have a policy regarding fellow pirates who slaughter our crew? --b4ll54ck kill3r<br />
<br />
Why do you ask? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I was killed by ICDFIFiringSquad, a fellow pirate. '''b4ll54ck kill3r'''<br />
<br />
The mangy dog be back? I fought I took all the fight out of him when I ripped his balls off in our previous encounter. Just ignore em, and kill em if yee can! '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
I'd normally say Pirate v. Pirate brawling is between the two pirates but ye have liberty to murder Firingsquad if ye wish it. -The Captain.<br />
<br />
<br />
== A Bounty on my Head? ==<br />
<br />
I had just reached York, and some guy called oden147(not sure if the number is right) attacked me saying there me a bounty on my here head. Any one got any imfomation on this? '''Captain Dan/Surgeon'''<br />
<br />
:See [[Order of Patriots#Bounties]]. According to [[Talk:Order_of_Patriots|the talk page]], [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1467 oden184] claimed your kill and was paid for it. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 19:37, 27 June 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== additon by Anne Bonney == not knowing how else to communicate what has occurred see<br />
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stortebecker is a pirate killer, he has killed an even dozen - including most recently our little 'borntokill' - and as such I killed him. I know nothing of the badhammer case.- (moved by the captain from the front page to discussion)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dalpok Raid ==<br />
<br />
I didn't know if we should keep this tally as part of the crew's history or not. If anyone wanted to see how many each crewmember has killed they could always just look at their profile so it seemed less important. In any case each raid's total will be a permenant part of the main page.<br />
<br />
Just set this up so we could keep track of how many natives we get on THIS trip to Dalpok. Put your count next to your name. Captain Dan/Surgeon <br />
<br />
Tyler Whitney: Total is now five with many more bloodied in the night. <br />
<br />
Johny Bollocks: <br />
<br />
Rob Cath: 6 <br />
<br />
Teach: <br />
<br />
Captain Dan: 7 (10 times dead!!! Coming back to the Strumpet to guard it.) <br />
<br />
Rob Da Blade: 5 (Not one death so far!) <br />
<br />
Xintlaer: That'll be 9 mateys... <br />
<br />
Wifey: <br />
<br />
Wolverine: 4 (Tis funny how we run so hard into battle after dying) <br />
<br />
Baron Von Roeboat: <br />
<br />
badhammer: <br />
<br />
Pieman: <br />
<br />
Tycho "Yarr" Everett: 0 (altho one native looked nigh unto fainting in terror when I lay into the trader with my driftwood) <br />
<br />
Born to Kill: <br />
<br />
Dr Capitalism: <br />
<br />
Crimson Jake: <br />
<br />
Sigfrid: <br />
<br />
Anne Bonny: 5 <br />
<br />
Axelius: <br />
<br />
OpiumJoe: 4 <br />
<br />
Irene: 1<br />
<br />
<br />
== Before the raid ==<br />
Be sure to check out the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie. If only to improve your pirate vocabulary, savvy?<br />
<br />
During the last raid several pirates hid in the high grass west of Dalpok to pounce on the village like lions in the savanna before withdrawing at the end of the day. The benefits of this were that it would take a dedicated tracker to follow the footsteps back to a bloody, sleeping pirate. This of course means one must spend more ap charging into the village and withdrawing each day but it usually means fewer pirate deaths. The Captain only died two or three times during the entire Dalpok raid! <br />
<br />
It also be the Captain's will that the crew use wandering shamans (shamen?) exclusively during this raid to cut down on time spent running through the jungle.<br />
<br />
== Raiders ==<br />
<br />
Wondering if you fellows would like to subscribe to this umbrella group? All we live for is organizing raids on Natives and stealing their gold! --[[User:Maestro Raider|Maestro Raider]] 18:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Tis not my place to say, but it twould be rude not to respond. I'm sure that the Captain would be pleased to have your group as an alliance or something of the likes. Please wait for the Captain to respond before making any assomtions, but I'm pretty sure he would welcome the friendship. Captain Dan/Surgeon<br />
<br />
<br />
== Congratulations for killing Foo Fighter ==<br />
<br />
Captain Dan managed to kill me yesterday, after I chopped him down to 30 HP and fell asleep for some reason. When he logged in, he payed me back in the same currency and sent me to the spirits. My congratulations for that one. Maybe the captain may mention as well that he got chopped down short time afterwards by a fellow headhunter, Crotchbat, who heard had followed my newsgroup warcry.--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=8006The WickSick Headhunters2006-07-04T21:50:40Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
- '''Darkwing''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3889]<br />
<br />
- '''Shaka Zulu''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3584]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Escariot <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''DOING BUSINESS IN DALPOK'''<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7997The WickSick Headhunters2006-07-04T14:41:45Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
- '''Darkwing''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3889]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Escariot <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''DOING BUSINESS IN DALPOK'''<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:Lords_Of_Yorktown&diff=7824Talk:Lords Of Yorktown2006-06-28T08:16:24Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Your stance on multiple characters */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Colonial Police ==<br />
<br />
What's this? A new 'police' group in York?<br />
Ever heard of the [[Colonial Police]]?<br />
<br />
I'm MickR, leader of the CP in York. I think It'd be a GREAT idea to work together.<br />
<br />
Together, we can restore the peace in York. --[[User:MickR|MickR]] 10:41, 30 May 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
:It would seem that we are both having troubles with 'Lord Paul Reefer'. I'm interested in founding this alliance A.S.A.P. --[[User:MickR|MickR]] 06:25, 5 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Your stance on multiple characters==<br />
<br />
Hi there, I would like to know wether your group is made up of five characters played by different people or not. What is your stance on multiple characters? --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 13:49, 2 June 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Budgie-Lord killed me in Dalpok, something I give no credit for until my question is answered. Until then, I see you as clan without honor. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 08:16, 28 June 2006 (UTC)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7790The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-27T10:53:38Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Escariot <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
The raid turned out to be a big success that you can read here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/message164.html]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''DOING BUSINESS IN DALPOK'''<br />
<br />
After collecting many stinky pirate heads at the shipwreck, the WickSick Headhunters climbed the crow's nest of the unforunate boat and set their eyes on Dalpok. This native village turns out to be the constant target of many outsiders and pirates and we surely won't miss to take some of their heads home as trophies!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7726The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-24T10:25:50Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Escariot <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7672The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-21T15:49:35Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7592The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-18T15:59:04Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Entropy<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=7302The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-12T13:27:52Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
- '''Entropy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2191]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus / and again by Lama<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Ougadougou<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=6725The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-05T13:23:54Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''LOOTING THE SHIPWRECK'''<br />
<br />
Our merciless crackdown on the pirate hideout is still ongoing, expect reports of our brave deeds soon!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=6724The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-05T13:22:26Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''Looting the Shipwreck'''<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=6585The WickSick Headhunters2006-06-03T08:50:43Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Hoehle.JPG|300px]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=none|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=Open for all wicksick people|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the heads of outsiders, non-wicksick people and monkeys!|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you wicksick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://shartak.forumsplace.com/forum-7.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Active Members:'''''==<br />
<br />
- '''Foo Fighter''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]<br />
<br />
- '''Jesus''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1390]<br />
<br />
- '''Escariot''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1554]<br />
<br />
- '''Lama''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1262]<br />
<br />
- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]<br />
<br />
- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1375]<br />
<br />
- '''Thordulf''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=252]<br />
<br />
- '''Papa Crumbum''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=584]<br />
<br />
- '''Ougadougou''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=682]<br />
<br />
<br />
=='''''Favourite Trophies:'''''==<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Lutheran''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Wambayak<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Bob Nowak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Spookey69''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grigoriy''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=713]<br />
is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.<br />
<br />
Proud collector: Foo Fighter / collected again by Jesus<br />
<br />
<br />
-'''rafferton''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=207] <br />
is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives. <br />
<br />
Proud collector: <br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Grimjack''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=673] <br />
is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
- '''Jprocks''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=553] <br />
is hunted for a complete unnecessary and unmotivated attack on Emile Durkheim which forced him to miss the ritual in Raktam. <br />
<br />
Proud collector:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RITUAL TO APPEASE THE ANCESTORS'''<br />
<br />
We gathered on the island south of Derby and happily sacrificied our brother Lama as gift to our Ancestor Spirits. Here is an account of the occasion:<br />
<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "everybody attended?" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, brave Foo needs some Hoodoo Magic... Here, my last pack of Fine Wiksikkian" (2006-05-05 17:15)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Yes, I might need to rest the legs a bit when we get there though..." (2006-05-05 17:16)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "Thank you, Elder Thordulf! Now it time to call on the Ancestors! *Starts to dance and writhes babbling on the floor soon* Let's sacrifice our brother Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:17)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Indeed!" (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First we gonna choose the weakest of us, then we will sacrifice him to get the attention of the Ancestors. After we have danced and sungen a lot of old chanties we will break up next morning. " (2006-05-05 17:18)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Aah, I like that brown frothy liquid, the only good thing to come out of Derby!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "*still writhing* We have to deliver our brother now, it is a hard work, but it has to be done!" (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "So even it doesn`t seems so we decided to kill lama. Die in honor brother.... " (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:19)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Wambayak says "First let me get a bit of that liqiud..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter fires at you for 4 damage. (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "May the spirits be with you brave Brave... *Thordulfs eyes turn inside out*" (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Be my guest..." (2006-05-05 17:20)<br />
<br />
Foo Fighter says "The poison darts will make you fell no pain, brother lama, and don't forget to drink of that brown liquid, too!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
lama says "I'm ready, Ancestors, please, take my blood! Drink it and give the power to my brothers in WickSick!"<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "My last bottle goes to Lama!" (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Thordulf attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:21)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Wambayak attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "WOoOoOoOohh..." (2006-05-05 17:22)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "Amazing!" (2006-05-05 17:23)<br />
<br />
Thordulf says "So now we drink, chant and sing. And plead to the spirits of course..." (2006-05-05 17:24)<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''TAKING POSESSION OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
the pictures can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-1581.html#1581]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''COMING HOME TO WIKSIK'''<br />
<br />
After killing hapless Derbians on end, all the heads got hard to carry, so most of the Headhunters decided to return to Wiksik, where several mythical figures and other native stalker heads were collected.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN RAKTAM'''<br />
<br />
Getting a bit bored in good old Wiksik, the Headhunters decided to visit their native neighbor village Raktam to socialize for some outsider hunting and serious ritual business. The most prominent inhabitants of fair Raktam attended our gatherings, and noted them with satisfaction. Also, Sir James Frazer of ASSI attended one of the rituals, so we expect to get books full of this thing called fame in no time.<br />
An account of our opening ceremony by our host can be found here: [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-2108.html#2094]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User:Foo_Fighter&diff=6584User:Foo Fighter2006-06-03T08:47:42Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>User:<br />
Moderator on the Shartak Forum [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/index.html] and only occasional wiki reader, so contact me on the forum, please.<br />
<br />
<br />
Character:<br />
Founder of The WickSick Headhunters. Headhunter. He knows the old ways but studied at an university as well, so don't try to give him any 'noble savage' shit. All the customs and lore of the WickSick Headhunters got patented already, and the Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues hovers over them as watchdog institution. The beeper numbers of his lawyers are engraved on his machete.<br />
<br />
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User:Foo_Fighter&diff=6508User:Foo Fighter2006-06-02T12:52:28Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>User:<br />
Moderator on the Shartak Forum [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/index.html] and only occasional wiki reader, so contact me on the forum please.<br />
<br />
<br />
Character:<br />
Founder of The WickSick Headhunters. Headhunter. He knows the old ways but studied at an university as well, so don't try to give him any 'noble savage' shit. All the customs and lore of the WickSick Headhunters got patented already, and the Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues hovers over them as watchdog institution. The beeper numbers of his lawyers are engraved on his machete.<br />
<br />
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User:Foo_Fighter&diff=6507User:Foo Fighter2006-06-02T12:50:56Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>User:<br />
Moderator on the Shartak Forum and occasional wiki reader.<br />
<br />
<br />
Character:<br />
Founder of The WickSick Headhunters. Headhunter. He knows the old ways but studied at an university as well, so don't try to give him any 'noble savage' shit. All the customs and lore of the WickSick Headhunters got patented already, and the Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues hovers over them as watchdog institution. The beeper numbers of his lawyers are engraved on his machete.<br />
<br />
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:Lords_Of_Yorktown&diff=6506Talk:Lords Of Yorktown2006-06-02T12:49:42Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Your stance on multiple characters */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Colonial Police ==<br />
<br />
What's this? A new 'police' group in York?<br />
Ever heard of the [[Colonial Police]]?<br />
<br />
I'm MickR, leader of the CP in York. I think It'd be a GREAT idea to work together.<br />
<br />
Together, we can restore the peace in York. --[[User:MickR|MickR]] 10:41, 30 May 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Your stance on multiple characters==<br />
<br />
Hi there, I would like to know wether your group is made up of five characters played by different people or not. What is your stance on multiple characters? --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 13:49, 2 June 2006 (BST)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:Lords_Of_Yorktown&diff=6505Talk:Lords Of Yorktown2006-06-02T12:49:11Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* Colonial Police */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Colonial Police ==<br />
<br />
What's this? A new 'police' group in York?<br />
Ever heard of the [[Colonial Police]]?<br />
<br />
I'm MickR, leader of the CP in York. I think It'd be a GREAT idea to work together.<br />
<br />
Together, we can restore the peace in York. --[[User:MickR|MickR]] 10:41, 30 May 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Your stance on multiple characters==<br />
<br />
Hi there, I would like to know wether your group is made up of five characters played by different people or not. What is your stance on multiple characters?</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Foo_Fighter&diff=6504User talk:Foo Fighter2006-06-02T12:46:35Z<p>Foo Fighter: /* ''Hoele.jpg'' and ''Neu.JPG'' */</p>
<hr />
<div>== ''Hoele.jpg'' and ''Neu.JPG'' ==<br />
Hi Foo. Were you planning on using [[:Image:Hoehle.JPG]] somewhere? It looks like an exact copy of [[:Image:Neu.JPG]]. --[[User:Lint|Lint]] 22:13, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
:It looks like ''Neu.JPG'' was uploaded so the image on [[The WickSick Headhunters]] wouldn't be so big. I recommend we delete ''Neu.JPG'' and keep the higher-resolution ''Hoehle.JPG'', changing the image on the headhunters' page to use the latter, and adding "|300px" to the image's tag to keep it skinny. (Keep in mind that MediaWiki caches resized images, so visits to the clan's page will load only the smaller, resized version, not the big one.) I'd do this myself but I don't have time at the moment. &mdash; [[User:Elembis|Elembis]] ([[User talk:Elembis|talk]]) 23:38, 29 May 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
<br />
Hey, guys, the double uploading was a failed attempt if I remember correctly. I am sorry, I try to change as little as possible since I am no good at the wiki. Feel free to change or delete one of the files, as long as the picture stays the same I really would appreciate. Thanks! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 13:46, 2 June 2006 (BST)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3567The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-12T12:17:30Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=10|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''SPRING CLEANING AND THE UNRIDDLING OF DERBY'''<br />
<br />
The fame of the WickSick Headhunters spread fastly around fair Wiksik, and, after the advaent of several outsiders, many natives went 'WickSick' and started to search the heads of outsiders who were lured there by our, ahem, 'virgin' maidens. In the meantime, Foo Fighter finally reached Derby, scouted the weapons and healing huts and established barter relations with 'Trader Tom'. He is still stalking windy Derby, but his letters tell of growing home-sickness, so the reunion of all Wicksick Headhunters might be near...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3354The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-06T11:30:05Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=10|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User:Foo_Fighter&diff=3328User:Foo Fighter2006-04-05T21:19:33Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>Founder of The WickSick Headhunters. Headhunter. He knows the old ways but studied at an university as well, so don't try to give him any 'noble savage' shit. All the customs and lore of the WickSick Headhunters got patented already, and the Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues hovers over them as watchdog institution. The beeper numbers of his lawyers are engraved on his machete.<br />
<br />
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=User:Foo_Fighter&diff=3327User:Foo Fighter2006-04-05T21:17:15Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>Founder of The WickSick Headhunters. Headhunter. He knows the old ways but studied at an university as well, so don't try to give him any 'noble savage' shit. Next to his machete, he always keeps the numbers of his lawyers.<br />
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1093]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:Royal_Expedition&diff=3322Talk:Royal Expedition2006-04-05T16:24:25Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Can somebody post targets for expeditions on the page, if they have any? I was helping make a road, and then it turned west and I got confused... Also it would help publicize a little bit. -[[User:BananaBear|BananaBear]] 04:29, 21 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
<br />
Ah yes, I remember passing you a few days back, old chap. Me and the valiant M-Tek are forging that road west vaguely towards the savage's settlement of Wiksik, with occasional help from a silent and mysterious mr Smith. I'm sure I speak for both of us when I encourage you to join us in this worthy endeavour.<br />
<br />
At the time of writing, I believe we are drawing near to the village, and I have left the road to converse with a local. Having declared my allegeance and peacable intentions, I eagerly await his response. --Less Than Lethal<br />
<br />
To all those cutting the road from derby, I would advise you to watch out for the natives, I was just killed by one. I will attempt to contact the Local Shaman, and rejoin the part.-[[User:BananaBear|BananaBear]] 04:38, 28 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Dear lord, some fool just slew the native I was contacting! There'll be war if this sort of behaviour continues! --Less Than Lethal<br />
<br />
My good sir, I think these natives may have declared war upon us, I do hope you've managed to stay alive, though I haven't seen you lately, and the road seems all but abandoned. I've been on the run in the jungle for a few nights now, When I don't wake up floating over my body that is. -[[User:BananaBear|BananaBear]] 00:36, 3 April 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
It is no war that was declared upon you, but indeed, Less than Lethal was stunned by my poison darts and had to serve as sacrifice for the initial gathering of the WickSick Headhunters! Anyway, we thank you for this road, as it brings many well shaped heads to Wiksik! You may traffic with the Wiksikans in every way you want, just beware you meet none of those who went 'WickSick'... --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:24, 5 April 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
Ahem, on another, non-WickSick note - the Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues is proud to cooperate with the Royal Expedition. We are can not give out stipends yet, but are eager to hear your findings in nicely prepared essays! --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 17:24, 5 April 2006 (BST)<br />
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== Old Comments ==<br />
<br />
:not sure if this is the best place for it, but ... have you noticed that on the main page, the title graphic has a map behind the word 'Shartak' and that where the 'S' most closely appraches the 'h' the bend obscures what appears to be an island. While the details of clan membership and structure are still being hammered out, it strikes me that investigating said island seems to fit the 'Expedition' part of RE. It may even prove a useful area to base a clan. I am going to strike out to see what I can find. Starting in Durham (which I think is somewhere on the east-pointing spit of land beneath the 'S') I am heading NE until I pick up the coast. -- Morgan Freelance aka [[User:Anothertwilight|Anothertwilight]] 12:49, 22 February 2006 (GMT)<br />
:: I have made it to the island and am moving around the coastline before exploring the interior. If I find no sign of any other Outsiders I will cut an 'RE' into the jungle closest to the 'mainland' shore -- Morgan Freelance aka [[User:Anothertwilight|Anothertwilight]] 09:42, 26 February 2006 (GMT)<br />
::: Island mapped (details added to the [http://www.blackant.net/other/shartak/ Shartak MetaMap] project. I am abandoning my original plan to blaze 'RE' into the jungle and will probably simply continue to try and expand the general map -- Morgan Freelance aka [[User:Anothertwilight|Anothertwilight]]<br />
:::: I guess I'll claim the island for Royal Expedition then. --[[User:Grigoriy|Grigoriy]] 02:44, 14 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::::: It's been six days, but I think I'm swimming right off the coast of the island. --[[User:Grigoriy|Grigoriy]] 02:06, 21 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
:::::: Did you have to go through any deep water? Sharks have already taken me below half HP. --[[User:Grigoriy|Grigoriy]] 01:56, 22 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::::::: Ah, I've found it! There seems to be an abundance of wildlife, did you find any ruins or bushes? --[[User:Grigoriy|Grigoriy]] 12:43, 22 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::::::::I went through deep water the first time (had a FAK, so I was OK). I am now trying to see if I can get there through shallows only (although I have 2 FAKS just to be sure). I found no ruins, bushes, nor many animals. [[User:Anothertwilight|Anothertwilight]] 22:52, 22 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::::::::: I died, so the island still isn't entirly mapped :( --[[User:Grigoriy|Grigoriy]] 02:37, 27 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br><br />
:If anyone's in the Derby area, I'm currently forging a road north, if anyone wants to lend a hand. I figure it'll be useful to have paths through the jungle, especially for those of us as prone to getting lost as I am... --Less Than Lethal<br />
::I'm in the Derby armory, I'm up for helping build a road, its more useful than just killing random jungle like I was doing, my names M Tek. -[[User:BananaBear|BananaBear]] 04:00, 11 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
:::Awesome, I look forawrds to meeting you. There's another guy cutting the path ahead, im currently binging on bananas after an unfortunate boar incident... [[User:DavidClements 03|DavidClements 03]]<br />
::::Not to rain on your parades, but you ''do'' know that foilage grows back, right?--[[User:Jackel|Jackel]] 01:22, 12 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::::Oh man, I totally had no clue, oh.. oh man.. I'm so disillusioned. PSIKE! the jungle may grow back, but who found a sweet mango tree off the new road? -[[User:BananaBear|BananaBear]] 01:54, 12 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
:::: Yeah, but we can just keep cutting it back as we go back and forth for supplies, right? Even with light undergrowth the path is visible, so anyone using it can chop back offending branches to keep the way clear! And besides, I gotta do ''something'' with my free time... -- Less Than Lethal<br />
::::I've managed to contact one of the natives! See discussion page for more details... -- Less Than Lethal<br />
<br><br />
:I'm working on clearing up most of the map. I'll try to post it as soon as possible. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 03:08, 27 February 2006 (GMT)<br />
<br><br />
:We should start recruiting in the Outsider villages; possibly start carving recruitment signs into trees. We should also formulate a formal policy on Pirates (whether their looting-ways will be tolerated as part of the Royal Expedition) --[[User:Gandhi|Gandhi]] 00:47, 22 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::Good idead. I'll head back to York and start recruiting. As for pirates, they don't really bother me but I can't see the harm in excluding them either. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 01:13, 22 March 2006 (GMT)<br />
::Pirates really are such dreadfully uncivilised people. Surely we have a duty to keep this island free of uncouth folk? --Less Than Lethal<br />
<br><br />
:Who thinks we should have a clan forum for discussion of plans, status, warnings and pleas for help, etc? I know a guy who would probably host one for us. --Less Than Lethal<br />
::I could start one at any time but there would have to be interest first. --[[User:One of many doctors|One of many doctors]] 00:09, 29 March 2006 (BST)<br />
:::Well it would be a lot easier to organise, plus we could keep this page clear for our public front/recruitment/whatever. --LTL<br />
::I'm for a forum, but I think we should move these comments to the talk page and establish a clan mission first. --[[User:Gandhi|Gandhi]] 01:02, 31 March 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
== Forum ==<br />
<br />
Took it upon myself to make one. It can be found[http://s9.invisionfree.com/Royal_Expedition/index.php here]. I also moved the comments to clean up our frontpage. Active members of this clan are welcome to become administrators. Just apply.</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:Raktamites&diff=3321Talk:Raktamites2006-04-05T15:59:27Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>Hi, Welcome to the discussion page. We look forward to hearing your news and views about Raktam --[[User:Wurzug|Wurzug]] 15:59, 5 April 2006 (BST)<br />
<br />
'Mother of Armadox' and 'Father of Armadox' are two characters that are played by different players and chase each other (and hopefully sometimes, their son) through Raktam, just in case someone wondered. --[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 16:59, 5 April 2006 (BST)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Anthropological_Society_on_Shartak_Issues&diff=3320Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues2006-04-05T15:23:08Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
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<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=Anthropological Society on Shartak Issues|<br />
clan_image=|<br />
clan_abbrev=ASSI|<br />
clan_leaders=Sir James Frazer (Chairman)|<br />
clan_membership=3|<br />
clan_goals=Explore the Native Society|<br />
clan_recruit=We are Participant Observers. We don't interfere.|<br />
clan_contact=|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
This noble institution understands itself as the main board for establishing an elaborate understanding of Shartak native language, customs and other magical beliefs.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Board Members:'''<br />
<br />
Sir James Frazer (Chairman, Anthropology) [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=776]<br />
<br />
Prof. Paul Radin (Vice Chairman, History) [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1625]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Requirements:'''<br />
<br />
-Join with only one character that hasn’t killed any natives.<br />
<br />
-Language skills, extended knowledge, and a deep interest for the ways of the natives are essential.<br />
<br />
We encourage young fieldwork apprentices to post in research proposals and intermediate reports on work in progress. Excellent presentations can pave the way to stipends, publications and immortal fame within a tiny research community.<br />
<br />
We advise all aspiring field workers to bring along gifts and petty items to the easily impressed natives. If you encounter hostilities from native side, you are advised to stay calm and endure the savage trials. <br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for both]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Talk:The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3289Talk:The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-04T20:04:47Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>At the moment, it looks like no one will check this talk page regularly, so if you want to contact us, please do so on<br />
the forum: [http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]--[[User:Foo Fighter|Foo Fighter]] 21:04, 4 April 2006 (BST)</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3288The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-04T20:02:54Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=9|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. Many, many more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain several times by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3284The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-04T12:35:25Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=9|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. NINE more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3267The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-03T21:02:52Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=9|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...twice.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. NINE more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighterhttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=The_WickSick_Headhunters&diff=3260The WickSick Headhunters2006-04-03T17:56:56Z<p>Foo Fighter: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Clanbox|<br />
clan_name=The WickSick Headhunters|<br />
clan_image=[[Image:Neu.JPG]]|<br />
clan_abbrev=WSH|<br />
clan_leaders=We are egalitarian|<br />
clan_membership=9|<br />
clan_goals=We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-WickSick Natives and Monkeys|<br />
clan_recruit=Are you WickSick? Join us!|<br />
clan_contact=[http://www.shartak.forumsplace.com/message9.html]|<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''The WickSick Headhunters''' is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'WickSick'.<br />
<br />
<br />
We meet up in Wiksik because our founder, Foo Fighter, happens to be from Wiksik. We have lots of secret initation rituals and all, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our goals are simple:'''<br />
<br />
Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Our rules as well:'''<br />
<br />
- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.<br />
<br />
- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''''Favourite Trophies:'''''<br />
<br />
''This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...''<br />
<br />
<br />
- Lutheran [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=732]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely. <br />
<br />
<br />
- Bob Nowak [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=109]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Spookey69 [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=594]<br />
<br />
<br />
is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers<br />
<br />
and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Recent Events''' ==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''CALL TO THE MACHETES!'''<br />
<br />
The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.<br />
<br />
He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.<br />
<br />
What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!<br />
<br />
So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!<br />
<br />
Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE FIRST GATHERING!'''<br />
<br />
Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
'''THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!'''<br />
<br />
After staging a small deer giveaway to appease the spirits, The WickSick Headhunters spread out along the already overgrowing street derbywards. NINE more heads were taken since the initial sacrifices of the road builders, and only on casualty to moan so far. Our brave Emile Durkheim was slain by a certain 'Spookey' and had to return to our shaman to get some evil curse potions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Natives]]</div>Foo Fighter