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Distance chart

2018-12-26T18:28:29Z

Cudgel: Distance descriptions and the number of squares away from destination.

Distance descriptions and the number of squares away from destination.

''right here'' 
'''00''' squares

''very nearby'' 
'''01-04''' squares

''quite close'' 
'''05-09''' squares

''fairly nearby'' 
'''10-14''' squares

''in the distance'' 
'''15-19''' squares

''a great distance'' 
'''20+''' squares

Spirit Dice

2012-07-15T19:03:31Z

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==Spirit Dice==

 

'''⚁ ⚄

 

It has been revealed unto [[Pastafarian_Buccaneers#Spirit_Dice|us]] that dice may be used to receive guidance from the spirits. Some rolls reveal different answers at night, night being from 1800-0600 server time. Night time results are marked by a ☾.

To use dice as Spirit Dice, chant "''Eanie, meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak! Tell me, O spirits,''" ask the question you seek an answer for, and throw them bones.

{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="3"
|-
! Your Roll
! Cool Name For Your Roll
! The Spirits' Answer
|-
| 1 & 1
| Snake Eyes
| It is certain
|-
| ☾ 1 & 1
| ☾ Poisonous Snake Eyes
| ☾ Don't count on it
|-
| Any 3
| Acey-Deucey
| Reply hazy, try again
|-
| Any 4 besides Hard 4
| Easy Four
| It is decidedly so
|-
| 2 & 2
| Hard Four
| Without a doubt
|-
| Any 5
| Fever
| Yes - definitely
|-
| ☾ Any 5
| ☾ Jungle Fever
| ☾ Ask again later
|-
| Any 6 besides Hard 6
| Easy 6
| My reply is no
|-
| 3 & 3
| Hard Six
| You may rely on it
|-
| Any 7
| Natural
| Better not tell you now
|-
| Any 8 besides Hard 8
| Easy 8
| My sources say no
|-
| 4 & 4
| Hard 8
| As I see it, yes
|-
| Any 9
| Nina
| Most likely
|-
| ☾ Any 9
| ☾ Bloody Nina
| ☾ Outlook not so good
|-
| Any 10 besides Hard 10
| Easy 10
| Cannot predict now
|-
| 5 & 5
| Hard 10
| Outlook Good
|-
| Any 11
| Heaven
| Signs point to yes
|-
| ☾ Any 11
| ☾ Hell
| ☾ When hell freezes over
|-
| 6 & 6
| Boxcars
| Yes
|-
| ☾ 6 & 6
| ☾ Midnight
| ☾ Concentrate and ask again
|}

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Pastafarian Buccaneers

2008-03-15T00:59:10Z

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2007-05-27T13:56:19Z

Cudgel: /* List o' Sinners */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Pastafarian Buccaneers|
clan_image=[[Image:Harrrr.jpg]]|
official_id=179|
clan_leaders=Jack Cudgel|
clan_membership=We be two score an' foive strong.|
clan_goals=We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!|
clan_recruit=Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us.|
clan_contact=mailto:pastapirate@malafide.com
}}
[[Category:Clans]]
[[Category:Clans for outsiders]]

==Wot be Pastafarianism?==

Have a look [http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf here], matey.

==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?==

We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol Kyoto Protocol] by preventin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian#Pirates_and_global_warming global warmin']. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.

==Harrr!==

Aye, matey! '''Harrr!

==List o' Sinners==

We Pastafarians is an easy-goin' lot, but th' following lubbers hae taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin an' should be sent ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk.

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3322 Zydd Soral]

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2873 Mad Jack Bones] - Boney Jack's not a sinner per se, mind ye, as he ain't acterally taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin ta' me knowledge. He be on the List o' Sinners fer pissin' off [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9401 Sparrow Roberts] and me, [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel].

==News==

'''May 25, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Weller Th' Feast o' Saint Paul o' Wokin'])'''

Th' [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Pastafarian_Buccaneers#List_o.27_Sinners List o' Sinners] hae been added ta' this paige. If ennyone should tike th' noime o' th' FSM in voin in yer presence, send 'em ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk and add 'em ta' th' list, or send one o' them emails acrost th' Interwebnet ta' me, [mailto:pastapirate@malafide.com?subject=SINNERS! Jack Cudgel], and Oi'll take care of it.

'''May 26, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Silverheels Th' Feast o' Saint Jay])'''

There now be a clan [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-6366.html#6366 thread] at th' [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/index.html Unofficial Shartak Forum].

'''May 27, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siouxsie_Sioux Th' Feast o' Saint Siouxsie])'''

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1662 Roger Wilco] be excomooneycated from th' [http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=179 Pastafarian Buccaneers] fer bein' a founder o' th' [http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=27 Wailers], whose [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Wailers#Obey_The_Rules beliefs] be counter ta' tha' o' Pastafarianism. Feel free ta' send th' doomed bugger ta' his shaman.