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Colonial Police

2007-12-27T02:49:41Z

Arwedda:

#REDIRECT [[Colonial police]]

Colonial police

2007-07-09T10:52:08Z

Arwedda:

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==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace, which is based in the great city of [[York]]. The primary mission of the CP is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, terrorists, madmen and the like. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area ''will'' be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "Most Wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of spirits).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when on April 25, 2006, the Colonial Police was formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Have you been murdered or witnessed a murder? If so, please report it to the Colonial Police. The easiest method is to post a topic on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forums]. If you choose this method, please list the criminal's (or criminals') name in the topic name. ''(Note: You do not have to register to post a listing.)'' However, you can also stop by [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York, ([http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313]) and report the crime in there. Thank You.

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by the [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York for a drink and a chat, and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Past Leaders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (Founder of the CP. Led the CP from April 2006 until his departure from York in late August 2006 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (Founder of the CP, and co-leader until October 2006, when he left to pursue a business venture.)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}} (Led the CP from late August 2006 till he left York in mid-May 2007.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>

{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|9496|anakin-skywalker}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1063|Shane}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3322|Local traitor Zydd Soral}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman the V}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|9159|Chalice}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|5236|Jim Hawkins}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3105|Nighter}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}||{{profile|6206|keiichi}} (Expelled for excessive torso-collecting while on duty.)
|-
| {{profile|944|Berenice van Buren}}||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}} (Left after realizing he was an anti-CP activist.)
|-
| {{profile|191|Ownslaught}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}||{{profile|1628|Broderick}}
|-
| {{profile|10065|Alloysius}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
|{{profile|8698|Grey Ghost}} ||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|9055|SettlerSam}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|9710|Lt. Frank Drebin}}||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| {{profile|8683|Jewel}}||
|-
| {{profile|9669|Lexus}}||
|-
| {{profile|9632|Klaus The Wretched}}||
|-
| {{profile|10024|Lord Varen}}||
|-
| {{profile|9439|Nietzsche}}||
|-
| {{profile|3357|Doctor Hodo}}||
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] - fanatically pro-outsider paramilitary force.
* [[Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak]] - Run also by czech1, a clan of drunks.
* [[Shartak Revolutionary Guard]] - Led by CP officer Che.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Inactive bureaucratic royalists
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants, whose members get extra Colonial Police protection while in York on business.
* [[Shartak Protestant League]] - Apparently we are allies after the MG attacked us both.
* [[Raktam Police]]
*[[Eastern Federation]];
**[[1st Derby Privateers]]
**[[Derby Hospitallers]]
**[[Derby Rangers]]
== List of Criminals ==

=== Bounties ===

=== Most Wanted ===

=== Wanted ===
*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6974 Herman Owen] is wanted for killing Officer [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9142 Sgt Nicholas Angel] in the Colonial Police Headquarters.
*{{profile|8004|ScabBiter}} - '''Put down by loyal officer Lt. Frank Drebin'''
*{{profile|6193|Otacon}}Unprovoked murder
*{{profile|7804|K19}} Killed Lexus and claiming to be on a killing rampage.
*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} York's resident clown wants attention, happy?
*{{profile|9011|Claude Strauf}} Unprovoked murder

=== At Large ===

===Suspected===
None.

== News ==
===June, 2007===
*'''June 5th''' Pirate Raid commences

===May, 2007===
*'''May 29, 2007''' - Active-member rise!

*'''May 28, 2007''' - Inactive-member purge.

*'''May 16, 2007''' - In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at [[Czechy's Tavern]]. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.

*'''May 15, 2007''' - Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 Kjendlie], has stepped down and handed his powers to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], a long-time loyal officer.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April 25, 2006, can be found [[Colonial Police/newsarchive|here]].

Colonial police

2007-06-27T08:54:34Z

Arwedda:

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==The Colonial Police==
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace, which is based in the great city of [[York]]. The primary mission of the CP is to stop criminals and defend the settlement of York from marauders, invaders, raiders, terrorists, madmen and the like. Any person who has killed innocent outsiders in the York area ''will'' be killed in punishment by the CP. We keep an extensive criminals list, including a "Most Wanted" section. We are currently offering protection to only certain natives (notably pro-York shamans who assist with getting rid of spirits).

The proud tradition of the Colonial Police goes all the way back to the height of the [[First Battle of York]], when on April 25, 2006, the Colonial Police was formed to protect the settlers in and around York from violent criminals.

===How you can report criminals===
Have you been murdered or witnessed a murder? If so, please report it to the Colonial Police. The easiest method is to post a topic on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3 forums]. If you choose this method, please list the criminal's (or criminals') name in the topic name. ''(Note: You do not have to register to post a listing.)'' However, you can also stop by [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York, ([http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/closeup.php?sk=1&sc=1&cx=-70368&cy=26313 -70.368,+26.313]) and report the crime in there. Thank You.

We are always looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name and profile under the 'List of Members' below. If you join, stop by the [[CzEcHy's Tavern]] in York for a drink and a chat, and be sure to talk us on the forum.

== Members ==
<big>'''Past Leaders'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|1231|MickR}} (Founder of the CP. Led the CP from April 2006 until his departure from York in late August 2006 to explore Shartak.) 
|-
| {{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (Founder of the CP, and co-leader until October 2006, when he left to pursue a business venture.)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}} (Led the CP from late August 2006 till he left York in mid-May 2007.)
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Current Leader'''</big>
{| border=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}
|-
|}
 
<big>'''Officers'''</big>

{| border=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|-
| '''Active'''||'''AWOL/Inactive'''||'''Prominent and/or Infamous ex-Members'''
|-
| {{profile|9496|anakin-skywalker}}||{{profile|6677|Ozzy Baxter}}||{{profile|2899|Riddick}}
|-
| {{profile|1063|Shane}}||{{profile|3258|Vizerdrix}}||{{profile|1231|MickR}} (founder)
|-
| {{profile|2470|Kjendlie}}||{{profile|3225|leathel99764}}||{{profile|1588|Arwedda}} (co-founder)
|-
| {{profile|2706|guest}}||{{profile|3321|radiohead1102}}||{{profile|4163|Colonel}} (expelled for selling secrets to enemies of York)
|-
| {{profile|3426|Che}}||{{profile|1098|Admiral Nelson}}.........||{{profile|3428|Sora Lamal}}
|-
| {{profile|8025|soldierguy}}||{{profile|6324|bowie}}||{{profile|3322|Local traitor Zydd Soral}}
|-
| {{profile|7858|Ethal Merman the V}}||{{profile|4126|corperal}}||{{profile|2435|sayt}}
|-
| {{profile|7519|Old Macdonald}}||{{profile|3915|Bubba}}||{{profile|1390|Jesus}}
|-
| {{profile|9159|Chalice}}||{{profile|3999|TalynDerre}}||{{profile|6094|Tarquin}}
|-
| {{profile|5236|Jim Hawkins}}||{{profile|4705|Liktai}}||{{profile|3105|Nighter}}
|-
| {{profile|2435|sayt}}||{{profile|5769|halocakes}}||{{profile|6206|keiichi}} (Expelled for excessive torso-collecting while on duty.)
|-
| {{profile|944|Berenice van Buren}}||{{profile|7289|Frank Comboling}}||{{profile|5957|Javier Sortani}} (Left after realizing he was an anti-CP activist.)
|-
| {{profile|191|Ownslaught}}||{{profile|5953|Seloth}}||{{profile|1628|Broderick}}
|-
| {{profile|10065|Alloysius}}||{{profile|6871|rara56}}
|-
|{{profile|8698|Grey Ghost}} ||{{profile|4231|Colonel Curtis}}
|-
| {{profile|9055|SettlerSam}}||{{profile|5731|Cisisero}}
|-
| {{profile|9710|Lt. Frank Drebin}}||{{profile|7595|Duke Eric Kelso}}
|-
| {{profile|8683|Jewel}}||
|-
| {{profile|9669|Lexus}}||
|-
| {{profile|9632|Klaus The Wretched}}||
|-
| {{profile|10024|Lord Varen}}||
|-
| {{profile|9439|Nietzsche}}||
|-
| {{profile|3357|Doctor Hodo}}||
|}

== Alliances and Friends ==

'''York''' 
* [[Czechy's Tavern]] - founded and run by veteran officer czech1.
* [[Shartak Cryptozoological Society]]
* [[The Order of Patriots]] - pro-York "secret society" with a first-rate military wing.
* [[1st Colonial Militia]] - fanatically pro-outsider paramilitary force.
* [[Tavern Owners and Patrons of Shartak]] - Run also by czech1, a clan of drunks.
* [[Shartak Revolutionary Guard]] - Led by CP officer Che.
* Prominent York citizen {{profile|2706|'''guest'''}} and his associates.

'''Foreign''' 
* [[Royal Expedition]] - Inactive bureaucratic royalists
* [[Durham Pistoleers]] - The only organized force in the notoriously lawless town of Durham.
* [[The South Shartak Trading Company]] - peaceful traders and merchants, whose members get extra Colonial Police protection while in York on business.
* [[Shartak Protestant League]] - Apparently we are allies after the MG attacked us both.
* [[Raktam Police]]
*[[Eastern Federation]];
**[[1st Derby Privateers]]
**[[Derby Hospitallers]]
**[[Derby Rangers]]
== List of Criminals ==

=== Bounties ===

=== Most Wanted ===

=== Wanted ===
*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6974 Herman Owen] is wanted for killing Officer [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9142 Sgt Nicholas Angel] in the Colonial Police Headquarters.
*{{profile|8004|ScabBiter}} - '''Put down by loyal officer Lt. Frank Drebin'''
*{{profile|6193|Otacon}}Unprovoked murder
*{{profile|7804|K19}} Killed Lexus and claiming to be on a killing rampage.
*{{profile|6206|Keiichi}} York's resident clown wants attention, happy?
*{{profile|9011|Claude Strauf}} Unprovoked murder

=== At Large ===

===Suspected===
None.

== News ==
===June, 2007===
*'''June 5th''' Pirate Raid commences

===May, 2007===
*'''May 29, 2007''' - Active-member rise!

*'''May 28, 2007''' - Inactive-member purge.

*'''May 16, 2007''' - In honor of the new dawn of the Colonial Police under Captain [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], and to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Colonial Police, the CP today declared the opening of festivities. A blanket amnesty for all criminals and crimes was also declared. As such, the CP wanted lists have been cleared and emptied. For the first time since the clan was founded, there is no one wanted by the CP. Celebrations for Captain Macdonald and of the CP's one-year anniversary ran all night at [[Czechy's Tavern]]. Unfortunately, ex-captain Kjendlie was the last of the revelers to leave the next morning, thus was stuck paying the tab.

*'''May 15, 2007''' - Long-time Captain of the Colonial Police, [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 Kjendlie], has stepped down and handed his powers to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519 Old Macdonald], a long-time loyal officer.

===Older News===
Older news items, all the way back to our founding on April 25, 2006, can be found [[Colonial Police/newsarchive|here]].

Talk:Order of Patriots

2006-10-13T03:25:47Z

Arwedda:

==Anti-Pirate Alliance==
I have noticed the pirates have set up the [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Raiders Raiders] as a conglomerate of pirates. Why don't the order create a similar grouping, a 'U.N.' of anti-pirate clans and those unfavourably inclined to certain pirate groups?

:The Order already provides financial, material and military support to a variety of groups who have similar aims to ours. Many of our members have other clan commitments too and were invited into the Order as recognition of their good work, and thus we see ourselves already as providing an umbrella group for righteous causes. --[[User:The Order Of Patriots|The Order Of Patriots]] 17:19, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

== Bounties ==

To claim a bounty, post here. Use this format, to make life easier for us:

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Tyler Whitney] killed [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1327 Tom Failur] on 22 June

===Recently Paid Bounties===
(Bounties paid over two days ago will be deleted)

===Bounty Complaints===
''Where convicted felons protest their punishment. It's democracy in action, kids!''

What the Hell did I do to you? I only kill outsiders for self defence. I did not deserve that bounty. I will be coming back to York soon, on a peaceful journey. I will hold no ill will to oden187, but please notify your members not to kill me again If I get killed again, I will show you my true essence of pirate combat. Understand? Captain Dan/Surgeon (A.K.A. Majestic[[User:Ninja|Ninja]])

You didn't read our main page, then, I assume? We don't like pirates in York, even the ones who pretend to be peacable. Our duty is to the citizens of York, and we will protect them from pirates and other scum by any means. --Order of Patriots 18:11 28 June 2006

Hell with you! Shartak is not rulled by anyone! What gives you the right to punish me for helping my group? You are not but a load of trigger happy butchers who claim to be protecting people! Patriots? I've seen monkeys with a more patriotic sense of duty. The Colonial Police are doing nothing but doing their jobs. I have nothing but respect for them as they do what they are supposed to do. Keep your friends, cause I'll be danm well closer... Captain Dan/Surgeon (A.K.A. Majestic[[User:Ninja|Ninja]])

: We ''are'' the people! We're just a group of concerned citizens who wish to encourage responsible behavior in York. --Order of Patriots, 18:02, 29 June 2006

== Thank you ==
Yes it is I. The Butcher of York. I do love that title. I look forward to meeting all of you in-game. Now I'm off to butcher some more York-men.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 10:28, 2 June 2006 (BST)

==Mercenary's Guild==
Hello OOP. I feel the persecution of the Mercenaries Guild is very unjust and un-patriotic. What reasons are there to promote the killing of Mercenaries? We work for money, not malicious intent and that means we could work for you or the CP.
Why do you seek to harm us?--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 23:38, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Killing for money is a dastardly, criminal pursuit that has no place in a civilised society. The Order is trying to create and maintain a safe York where honest citizens need not live in fear of pirate attacks, terrorist outrages, or being killed ''simply because someone put money on their head.'' Also, as noted on our main page, the Guild has been implicated in pirate violence around York (to quote Tom Failur, the infamous 'Butcher of York' - "I will return to York and kill again, as I am ''being paid to do it.''"), and has undeniably been responsible for the prescence of several notorious pirates within our fair city. This is unnaceptable behaviour, and we wish to outlaw these barbaric practices from our province. --Order of Patriots, 13:11 8 July 2006

"or being killed ''simply because someone put money on their head.''" is this not '''exactly''' the same as putting a bounty on someone's head for a reason or another? Even is something happened by accident, or otherwise was not intentional? Your contradiction is quite startling and shockingly "unacceptable"--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 18:12, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

So you're not denying that Tom Failur was a Guild member, or that his rampages through York were Guild business, and specifically targeted those whom the Guild wanted dead? --Order of Patriots, 23:15 9 July 2006

Bah, forgive my very, very late reply. I only just got my internet back.
Anyway - no, I'm not denying Tom went on a rampage. Guild business? Yes, it was a job. People the Guild want dead? No, it was people our '''contractor''' wanted dead, not the MCG. But we are mercenaries. We do not hold a grudge against York or its people, but if someone pays us, we do their job. We don't cost alot (unless its especially hard) so many people can hire us. Could you please stop WBHazen from killing me - the MCG is '''not''' "anti-york", we are pro-hirer.--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 23:59, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

I was being paid to kill those people so I killed them. Since the job has finished I have not harmed a single York citizen. I understand that you are dedicated to defending York so your hostility towards us is understandable. But you must understand that we are not a threat to you or citizens of York. So if you kill us surely you are no better than the murderers you wish to stop? We come to York with peaceful intent and we are killed by those who are trying to make the streets safe. Surely we can put our past disagreements behind us.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 14:01, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Came with peaceful intent? You came and slaughtered all who stood within your way, as did several other guild members, such as Raffles. As you noted the Order is '''dedicated''' to defending the people of York. And allowing them to live in fear of being hunted down for the bounty on their heads hardly comes under that heading. We wish for York to become a safehaven for all the peoples of Shartak, which is exactly why we have to keep murderers, pillagers, and unprincipled thugs out of our town. --[[User:The Order Of Patriots|The Order Of Patriots]] 16:09, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Well I can see that you are never going to accept us as the buisinessmen that we are so I will be saying goodbye until the money brings us once agin back to York. I hope that if you ever are in need of extra muscle you won't hesitate to contact us. We will gladly accept. We don't bear grudges like you.--[[User:Tom Failur|Tom Failur]] 19:28, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

I agree Tom, though I've been in York for almost all my Shartak life, these "Patriots" are not going to turf me out yet.
If they have evidence of '''me''' killing ''anyone'' in York, or even on the whole island in the last '''2 months''' then I would like them to present it. Oh, and as for bounties - you yourself place bounties on peoples' heads! How contradictary--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 21:08, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Hear, hear. You call us mercenaries filthy money-grubbers but you yourself, in plain sight, offer to hire mercenaries.
Tell me, if our own code didn't contradict this possibility, would you hire us to kill ourselves? I could stock up on berries, have a Mercenary pirate knock me down to near-death HP, and then finish myself with berries. That way two mercenaries get XP while gaining gold and not making enemies; not that we consider you a threat whatsoever - we're more worried about the CP than a group with apparently two members. - [[User:Erados|'''Erados''']][[Mercenary's Guild|MG]] 20:25, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

== [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parley PARLEY!!]==
[http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Scurvy_Crew_of_The_Hell-born_Strumpet The Scurvy Crew of the Hell-born Strumpet] be perplexed at the hostilities ye order directs towards pirates in general. Pirates be your outsider cousins, and the Scurvy Crew has never turned its wrathful gaze at any outsider group or village. Even though the possibility was considered after the 1st Dalpok Raid it was roundly rejected when the question was put to the crew. There were even some bottles thrown. More than usual... Therefore [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Captain Tyler Whitney] hereby invokes the right of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parley Parley] set down by the pirates [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholomew_Roberts Roberts] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan Morgan] to negotiate the safe passage of members of the Scurvy Crew through York. This seems a simple enough matter to arrange, Yorkmen would allow the presence of pirates sailing under the Scurvy Crew's jolly roger in their village. If any member of the crew were found to have perpetrated an unprovoked assault on a citizen of York his name would be passed onto the Scurvy Crew so that he or she might be disciplined by the Captain. What say ye? Do we have an accord? -[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=242 Captain Tyler Whitney]
:Absolutely Not. We reserve the Right to strike at any pirate on the York Peninsula, in the water adjacent to the Peninsula, or in York itself. No pirate shall be safe on the York Peninsula, and any pirate sleeping in the city of York is just asking to be executed by us. We are everywhere, "the invisible power in York". So if any of your vermin feel the desire to travel this way for any reason: ''Don't''. Unless you also feel the desire to be shot and killed by solid York-made rifles, that is! --Order of Patriots, 01:45, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

Unfortunately Captain Whitney, these Patriots are mere frauds, they are murderers in disguise, they are not worthy of your trust, even if they would give you such an ancient right of Parley. They are murderers and scumbags, worse than an empty bottle of rum--[[User:HVLD|HVLD]] 23:02, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

== Excuse Me ==

Arwedda here, just wondering about the attack conducted on me by the member of your organisation "{{profile|2676|Mr. Bungle}}." I'm assuming it was an accidental hit or something, unless you'd care to notify me otherwise. --[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]] 03:25, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Arwedda

2006-10-13T03:20:50Z

Arwedda: clear

User talk:Josef

2006-10-10T03:26:22Z

Arwedda:

==You missed a few...==

I like these myself:

*'''154 children raped as of right now! Blame Josef!'''
*'''<Insert "Blame Josef" crap here>'''
*'''Josef: Showing the intelligence of York'''

Oh yes, and if you calling the CP 'corrupt', you have to have proof, eh? For now, you can just put this on your homepage:

[[Colonial Police|The Meanie Police :'(]]

'''How dare they not blame Josef!!!!'''

*Of course they're corrupt. Otherwise I'd have been caught by now. [[User:Josef|Josef]] 07:00, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

wait wait wait.
not catching things makes you corrupt?
dude. ring the dictionary.

they've got it wrong.

Not quite what I meant. If not looking for me, what the hell are they doing? Sitting around and playing with themselves? Hmm? [[User:Josef|Josef]] 07:28, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

You're right. Good insult. They're playing with themselves. Nice. Although, you're vandalizing evrey thing you see. Yeah. They're the real corrupt ones. [[User:Che|Che]] 21:40, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Not what you meant? Then why'd you say it..? --[[User:Arwedda|Arwedda]] 03:26, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

2006-07-14T00:28:19Z

Arwedda: typo, despite triple-checking

2006-06-04T03:58:03Z

Arwedda:

Colonial police

2006-06-02T08:51:12Z

Arwedda:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_abbrev=CP|
clan_leaders=MickR and Arwedda|
clan_membership=<10|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=Arwedda and Mick, in York (-70.374,+26.313)|
}}
[http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=16 The Colonial Police] are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace, and punishing those who would take other's lives. Our primary mission is the execution of any person who has killed outsiders on the island. We are not currently offering any protection to the natives.

We are currently looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name ond profile under the 'List of Members' below.

Report any murders to the officer on duty in the Colonial Police HQ, at GPS co-ordinates: (-70.374,+26.313)

If no-one on the list below is present, an officer should be returning to the CPHQ within the day.

Talk to us on our [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? forum].

== List of Members ==

=== Leaders ===

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1588 Arwedda] 
[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] 

=== Members ===

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 Kjendlie] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2899 riddick] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603 czech1] - PLEASE SET YOUR CLAN TO CP! 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2135 Slavik] - PLEASE SET YOUR CLAN TO CP! 

== List of Criminals ==

=== Most Wanted ===

Currently N/A.

=== Active ===

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1629 Lord Paul Reefer] (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder. '''-Eleventh Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ. '''-Executed!''' '''Twelth Offence!''' Murdered two more officers in the shallow waters of York.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1492 JB Aristide](Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' '''-Executed!''' '''-Seventh offence!''' Killed an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=318 Snake Tongue](Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer!

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stoertebecker] (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer!

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=582 Barbecue](Native) is wanted for murdering an officer!

* A warning to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=539 Schmeckel](Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=772 Dave C](Native) and [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=754 Xiombarg](Native) are wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1522 Barbarossa](Outsider) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer.

=== Suspected ===

Currently N/A.

=== Executed ===

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2418 Firebabe871] (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2091 zybe](Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1879 Phutnanog](Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1828 Mal] (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen. '''-Executed!'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2364 Dekuyper](Outsider) is wanted for killing innocent civilians. '''-Brought to justice''''''

== News ==

=== June 2nd, 2006 ===

The CP are looking into entering negotiations with the Mercenary's Guild.

=== May 31st, 2006 ===

The Colonial Police [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php? forum] is now open.

=== May 28th, 2006 ===

To whoever posted their profile up on the wiki, the link didn't work so I deleted it, please try again.

=== May 27th, 2006 ===

The Colonial Police are now an officially recognised clan. MickR and Arwedda are currently returning to HQ.

=== May 23rd, 2006 ===

Neither Arwedda or MickR have enough XP to set up the clan today, but we're hoping to A.S.A.P. We're going hunting for a short time so that we can get 'Clan Leadership' we shall return to York soon.

=== May 22nd, 2006 ===

After a long and painful trip we finally got him, JB Aristide is down! For the first time in the history of the Colonial Police, the 'Most Wanted' list is empty.

=== May 21st, 2006 ===

We finally found him! Lord Paul Reefer has been brought to justice. His last know location was at [-70.383,+26.304].

=== May 14th, 2006 ===

'''Membership Drive.''' Currently accepting any and every application to join the CPHQ, except those made by convicts. This drive is in response to the rampant crime that has overtaken the peoples of York. Your town needs '''you''' to help keep the peace.

=== May 12th, 2006 ===

There has been some debate as to whether or not W B Hazen was guilty for killing BlackJack inside the CPHQ. Arwedda acted by instinct. W B Hazen... if, in fact, you were not guilty, the Colonial Police apologise for any inconvenience they may have caused.

===May 11th, 2006===

After further investigation by Mick, it seems that natives belonging to a dangerous group called The [[Raktamites]] are camping out in various huts around York. If you have the time, check any huts near-by and make sure there are no dangerous natives inside. Do not attack them unless you are SURE they are PKers.

===May 9th, 2006===

Phutnanog was finally brought to justice today. Hopefully he has now learnt that murders in York will always be avenged.

===May 7th, 2006===

The crime-rate in York is currently at an all time high. The CP is doing all they can to stop the murders.

===May 3rd, 2006===

Two new members joined the Colonial Police today.
Welcome to [[Slavik]] and [[czech1]]. Together we can help protect the citizens of York, and eventually reduce crime in York on a massive scale.

===April 29th, 2006===

It seems that a clan of Natives lead by Phutnanog, known as the '[[Raktamites]]' has been on a killing spree in York.
If you have any information that would give us a lead towards the capture of Phutnanog and the other murderous members of his group please contact Mick or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).

===April 25th, 2006===

Clan established.

[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for outsiders]] [[Category:Officially recognized clans]]

Colonial police

2006-05-27T23:56:01Z

Arwedda:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_abbrev=CP|
clan_leaders=MickR and Arwedda|
clan_membership=<10|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace.|
clan_recruit=Simply talk to us at the CPHQ or place your profile under the "List of Members" on this page.|
clan_contact=Arwedda and Mick, in York (-70.374,+26.313)|
}}
[http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=16 The Colonial Police] are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace, and punishing those who would take other's lives. Our primary mission is the execution of any person who has killed outsiders on the island. We are not currently offering any protection to the natives.

We are currently looking for new members. As long as you know what we're about, you can join.
Just place your name ond profile under the 'List of Members' below.

Report any murders to the officer on duty in the Colonial Police HQ, at GPS co-ordinates: (-70.374,+26.313)

If no-one on the list below is present, an officer should be returning to the CPHQ within the day.

== List of Members ==

[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1588 Arwedda] 
[[User:MickR|MickR]][[Colonial Police|CP]] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603 czech1] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2135 Slavik] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 Kjendlie] 

== List of Criminals ==

=== Most Wanted ===

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1629 Lord Paul Reefer] (Outsider) is wanted for murdering an officer. '''-Connected to Stoertebecker!''' '''-Second Offence''' Killed another officer! '''-Third Offence''' Attacked an officer repeatedly within the CPHQ. '''-Fourth Offence''' Murdered an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Fifth Offence''' Murdered another officer! '''-Sixth Offence''' Killed an officer in the CPHQ! '''-Seventh Offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer inside the CPHQ! '''-Eighth Offence''' Murdered another officer in the CPHQ! '''-EXECUTED!''' '''-Ninth offence''' Repeatedly attacked an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Tenth Offence''' Conspiracy to commit murder.

=== Active ===

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1828 Mal] (Native) is wanted for the murder of a citizen.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=318 Snake Tongue](Native) is wanted for the murder of an officer!

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1553 Stoertebecker] (Outsider) is wanted for the murder of an officer within the CPHQ. '''-Second offence!''' Repeatedly attacked another officer. '''-Third offence!''' Killed an innocent civilian. '''-Executed''' '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered two officers inside the CPHQ. '''-Executed again''' '''-Fifth offence!''' Killed another officer!

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=582 Barbecue](Native) is wanted for murdering an officer!

* A warning to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=539 Schmeckel](Outsider) for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=772 Dave C](Native) and [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=754 Xiombarg](Native) are wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1522 Barbarossa](Outsider) is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer.

*A warning to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2285 Justin Fected](Outsider) for taking a shot at an officer. Any further hostile actions will result in your execution.

=== Suspected ===

*"Tom Failur" is wanted for questioning on charges of 18 murders.

=== Executed ===

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2418 Firebabe871] (Outsider) is wanted for repeatedly attacking a CP officer. '''-Executed'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2091 zybe](Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1879 Phutnanog](Native) wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. '''-Executed''' '''-Second Offence''' Attacked another officer. '''-Brought to justice'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1492 JB Aristide](Native) is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''-Fourth offence!''' Murdered an innocent civilian. '''-Fifth offence!''' Attacked another officer! '''-Sixth offence!''' Repeatedly attacked an officer! '''HIGH PRIORITY''' '''-Executed!'''

== News ==

=== May 28th, 2006 ===

If anyone has any information on 'Tom Failur', please contact MickR or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).

=== May 27th, 2006 ===

The Colonial Police are now an officially recognised clan. MickR and Arwedda are currently returning to HQ.

=== May 23rd, 2006 ===

Neither Arwedda or MickR have enough XP to set up the clan today, but we're hoping to A.S.A.P. We're going hunting for a short time so that we can get 'Clan Leadership' we shall return to York soon.

=== May 22nd, 2006 ===

After a long and painful trip we finally got him, JB Aristide is down! For the first time in the history of the Colonial Police, the 'Most Wanted' list is empty.

=== May 21st, 2006 ===

We finally found him! Lord Paul Reefer has been brought to justice. His last know location was at [-70.383,+26.304].

=== May 14th, 2006 ===

'''Membership Drive.''' Currently accepting any and every application to join the CPHQ, except those made by convicts. This drive is in response to the rampant crime that has overtaken the peoples of York. Your town needs '''you''' to help keep the peace.

=== May 12th, 2006 ===

There has been some debate as to whether or not W B Hazen was guilty for killing BlackJack inside the CPHQ. Arwedda acted by instinct. W B Hazen... if, in fact, you were not guilty, the Colonial Police apologise for any inconvenience they may have caused.

===May 11th, 2006===

After further investigation by Mick, it seems that natives belonging to a dangerous group called The [[Raktamites]] are camping out in various huts around York. If you have the time, check any huts near-by and make sure there are no dangerous natives inside. Do not attack them unless you are SURE they are PKers.

===May 9th, 2006===

Phutnanog was finally brought to justice today. Hopefully he has now learnt that murders in York will always be avenged.

===May 7th, 2006===

The crime-rate in York is currently at an all time high. The CP is doing all they can to stop the murders.

===May 3rd, 2006===

Two new members joined the Colonial Police today.
Welcome to [[Slavik]] and [[czech1]]. Together we can help protect the citizens of York, and eventually reduce crime in York on a massive scale.

===April 29th, 2006===

It seems that a clan of Natives lead by Phutnanog, known as the '[[Raktamites]]' has been on a killing spree in York.
If you have any information that would give us a lead towards the capture of Phutnanog and the other murderous members of his group please contact Mick or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).

===April 25th, 2006===

Clan established.

[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for outsiders]] [[Category:Officially recognized clans]]

2006-05-09T10:04:03Z

Arwedda:

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Colonial Police|
clan_image=[[Image:CPLogo.jpg]]|
clan_abbrev=CP|
clan_leaders=MickR and Arwedda|
clan_membership=4|
clan_goals=Keeping the peace in York|
clan_recruit=Give us your information at the CPHQ|
clan_contact=Arwedda and Mick, in York (-70.374,+26.313)|
}}
The Colonial Police are a group of outsiders devoted to keeping the peace, and punishing those who would take other's lives. At the moment our primary mission is the execution of any person who has killed outsiders, within York. We are not currently offering any protection to the natives.

We are looking toward expanding our jurisdiction, but as of yet, have insufficient membership.

Report any murders to the officer on duty in the Colonial Police HQ, at GPS co-ordinates: (-70.374,+26.313)

If no-one on the list below is present, an officer should be returning to the CPHQ within the day.

'''-- List of Members --''' 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1588 Arwedda] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1231 MickR] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603 czech1] 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2135 Slavik] 

'''-- List of Criminals --''' 
*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1879 Phutnanog] wanted for multiple murders of officers and civilians. -'''Executed'''

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1492 JB Aristide] is wanted by the Colonial Police for murdering an officer. '''-Second offence!''' Attacked an officer. '''-Third offence!''' Murdered another officer! '''HIGH PRIORITY'''

* A warning to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=539 Schmeckel] for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=772 Dave C] and [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=754 Xiombarg] are wanted for repeatedly attacking an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1522 Barbarossa] is wanted by the Colonial Police for the murder of an officer.

*[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2091 zybe] is wanted by the Colonial Police for repeatedly attacking an officer inside the Colonial Police HQ. '''-Executed'''

*Please contact [[MickR]] or [[Arwedda]] with any information you may have on the [[Raktamites]].

*A warning to [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2285 Justin Fected] for taking a shot at an officer. Any further hostile actions will result in your execution.

'''-- News --''' 
*May 7th, 2006 
The crime-rate in York is currently at an all time high. The CP is doing all they can to stop the murders.

*May 3rd, 2006 
Two new members joined the Colonial Police today.
Welcome to [[Slavik]] and [[czech1]]. Together we can help protect the citizens of York, and eventually reduce crime in York on a massive scale.

*April 29th, 2006 
It seems that a clan of Natives lead by Phutnanog, known as the '[[Raktamites]]' has been on a killing spree in York.
If you have any information that would give us a lead towards the capture of Phutnanog and his group please contact Mick or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).

*April 25th, 2006 
Clan established.

[[Category:Clans]] [[Category:Clans for Outsiders]]