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Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-10-02T10:13:22Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Parrot */

==Questions and complaints==

===Poison Berry and deliveries===
Do you guys sell poison berry juice for those of us that like something with a little more kick than just plain rum? Also, do you do deliveries outside of the shipwreck area? --[[User:Oktavius|Oktavius]] 00:26, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
:We are currently negotiating with [[The_Brotherhood_Of_The_Coast|The Brotherhood]] about a cooperation at their west coast trade line. If we find a common denominator (for they appear to be quite violent which isn't really the kind of thing we support), our juice will eventually be sold in Durham as well. But all this is still being discussed and could also remain a "future project" for quite some time. Another future project is to have a permanent outpost somewhere in the jungle (or anywhere else. Any recommendations?). We don't do deliveries however, for Shartak Juice consists of only 2 members at the moment. I thought about selling a poison berry / sweet berry combo pack but decided to wait for a rise in demand. I count your request as said rise and will bring some poison berry juice next time I head towards the shipwreck.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 07:37, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
:: To answer your question on my talk page, I did see this, but when I was in the shipwreck area your shop was closed, so I missed the opportunity. But, as luck would have it, I am nearby now! As for applying for a job, I am afraid I am quite busy with other things. But if you are interested in expanding to the Durham-Fort Creedy area, then Creedy can provide you with a roof and there are several trees nearby for harvesting fruit. You would have to do the market research study yourself, though. --[[User:Oktavius|Oktavius]] 23:20, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

==Applications==

===My Juice Farm===

Hello Brothers-We here at ESHC have a juice farm ran by the pirates of our club-just sw of the shipwreck
We have 1 main farm, and about 4 orchards to find everything you need.
Please-feel free to come down to the farm and stock up! We will not harm any of you, and wish just also to make some nice Smoothies and such

We have a drink for you too-The Shartak Slammer- 1 bottle rum,1bottle poison berry juice,1 gourde banana and 1 gourde mango -stirred with a poison dart--[[User:Bloodclott|Bloodclott]] 07:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

===Hafford===
I am not one of the outsiders. I am a native to the island, From Dalpok. (Though i do not spend much time there.)

I got a whole lot of gourds and make juice. My name is Hafford. Maybe, if you are interested. (And after i learn to speak your language.) I could help you in your Juice-passion, perhaps be part of it. -- [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=15969 Hafford] 7th of August.

:Shartak Juice Inc would be happy to welcome you. But we have no way of contacting you. Let us know, when you're near the shipwreck area during your journeys.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:Me again. We finally decided to open a branch in Dalpok. There have been some difficulties with the locals, when I wasn't able to communicate, so I worked hard to learn your language. At least I can speak now, figuring out the writing will take some more time. So ... I'm in Dalpok. Let me know, when/if you're there.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 14:26, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

===Parrot===
Hay, I'd like to join the team I made a few juices but dropped my bottles for space don't worry I'll get some more I really like to get started once you accept me. (if you guys accept me). Thank you [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 06:16, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

:We WOULD, if we had any means of contacting you. Give us a link to your in-game profile or your Shartak-Wiki-Page and I guess you're ready to go. --{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 12:24, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! This means a lot to me, and it's http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=10857 I am also currently in front of Jakota as well. Please feel free to tell me what to do. Thank you [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 06:24, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Oops, I forgot to click on the invite could you guys send me another please?
By the way where is the farm,orchards, and shop?
[[User:Parrot|parrot]] 08:36, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
:I'm sure the Admiral will send you an invite soon. In the meantime, I'll pick you up at Jakota's and lead you to our top secret fruit locations.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 09:37, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
When?
[[User:Parrot|parrot]] 04:40, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
:Now.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 09:05, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

I am so very sorry but what does 12SW mean. :( [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 22:04, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hehe. I see we have a powerful recruit here. No worries. 12SW means 12 squares to the South-West. Just click the bottom left move-button and you will move 1 square in that direction. Do that 12 times and you'll be 12SW. Other common abbreviations are: N for North, E for East and any combination of them all (like NW, SE, ...) except SN or EW, which wouldn't make any sense at all. Apart from that, there's "FAK" for "First Aid Kit" and "JUICE" for "Shartak's freshest and most delicious fruity fluid made by mother nature and bottled by Shartak Juice Inc.". That last one is not so common yet.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 08:41, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

lol, ko well I am there now! [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 08:20, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, I can see you clicked on the clan-invitation this time. Congratulations and welcome aboard. If there's anything you need help with while alien is on his business trip, let me know! --[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]][[User talk:Admiral Thrawn|Talk!]] 12:38, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Ok thanks, sorry I go afk to much but I have other things to do, how about I just collect juice items and bottles and I just sit here and guard the tree. [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 23:55, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
:Don't need to "guard" the tree. The tree is for everyone. But it would indeed be helping, if you sat there collecting fruit and maybe juicing and handing it to the Admiral, whenever he comes to collect new stuff for the shipwreck. But I guess, that's pretty annoying in the long run. Just let anyone of us know, what you want to do, once you feel bored. Good luck. (Dalpok is pretty rough. Hard to convince the locals that I - a pirate - won't kill them)--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 10:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Shipwreck

2008-09-29T21:44:41Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Groups Operating in the Shipwreck */ Shartak Juice

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The '''shipwreck''' is home to the pirates on the island. Located in shallow water on the island's northwest shore, the shipwreck is the only [[camp]] without an ammunition hut and a medical hut, but weapons and drinks can be found on the ship itself and in its rooms: the large cabin, the armory, the galley, and the hold. Players on the ship see a description:
:''You are standing on board a large pirate ship with a rather badly damaged bow where it's hit a bunch of rocks. You can see a couple of cabins towards the front, a hatch leading into the hold, and a large room to the rear.''

A [[shaman]] named Jakota is held captive south of the ship on the shore.

== Map ==
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Notes:
* The above is a territory map, not a map of jungle density (which constantly changes). Therefore, the jungle squares will very likely be colored differently in-game than they are here.
* The numbers on the map are merely for local reference and are not related to GPS coordinates at all.

== Points of interest ==

=== Armoury ===
:''This cabin appears to have been used for the storage of weapons although the crew probably weren't all that tidy as there are other things in here too.''
*'''Approx find rates (40%?):''' [[blunt cutlass]] (~3%), [[blunt dagger]] (~2%), [[bottle of rum]] (~3%), [[bottle of water]] (~4%), [[cutlass]] (~5%), [[first aid it]] (~2%), [[gem]] (~2%), [[gold coin]] (~2%), [[gourd of water]] (~0%), [[knife]] (1%),[[rifle bullet]] (17%).



=== Hold ===
:''Here are a number of treasure chests, most of which are open and ransacked but there are a few that aren't so empty.''
*'''Approx find rates (44%?):''' [[cutlass]] (11%?), [[blunt cutlass]] (7%?), [[bottle of water]] (6%?), [[bottle of rum]] (6%?), [[gold coin]] (5%?), [[first aid kit]] (4%?), [[blunt dagger]] (2%?) [[knife]] (2%?), [[blunt knife]] (1%?), [[gem]] (?%), [[gourd of water]] (?%).

=== Galley ===
:''Judging by the lack of food in the cupboards, it's probably a good job the ship ran aground!''
*'''Approx find rates (?%):''' [[bottle of rum]] (?%).

=== Large cabin ===
:''You appear to be in a large cabin at the rear of the ship. There are a number of bunks and personal belongings scattered around.''
*'''Approx find rates (33%):''' (preliminary) first aid kit (11%), bottle of rum (11%), cutlass (6%), gold coin (6%).

=== Crow's Nest ===
:''Up in the crow's nest you would be able to see quite a long way under normal circumstances. Unfortunately there's a lot of very low cloud obscuring your view right now.''
*'''Approx find rates (?%):''' ''unknown''

==The Shipwreck:A Rough Guide==

The shipwreck is Shartak's most populous settlement. However, it is more of a camp than a settlement, with Trader Sam occupying the only hut. First aid kits are harder to find at the shipwreck, and they will usually bring a reasonable price at Trader Sam's. Peaceful visitors should not sleep on shore, as any non-pirate is generally considered fair game. The shipwreck is home to several pirate crews, with the Pirate Defence Force serving as the shipwreck's militia.

==Groups Operating in the Shipwreck==
Being the only Pirate city, all Pirate gangs are based and/or operate at the Shipwreck.

*[[The Brotherhood Of The Coast]]
*[[Durham Utility]]
*[[Exotic Sports Hunting Club]]
*[[Ghost Pirates]]
*[[Healers of Shartak]]
*[[The Jolly Roger Gang]]
*[[Pastafarian Buccaneers]]
*[[Shartak Juice Inc.]]
*[[The Scurvy Crew of The Hell-born Strumpet]]

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Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-29T14:26:15Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Hafford */

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-22T08:41:20Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Parrot */

==Questions and complaints==

===Poison Berry and deliveries===
Do you guys sell poison berry juice for those of us that like something with a little more kick than just plain rum? Also, do you do deliveries outside of the shipwreck area? --[[User:Oktavius|Oktavius]] 00:26, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
:We are currently negotiating with [[The_Brotherhood_Of_The_Coast|The Brotherhood]] about a cooperation at their west coast trade line. If we find a common denominator (for they appear to be quite violent which isn't really the kind of thing we support), our juice will eventually be sold in Durham as well. But all this is still being discussed and could also remain a "future project" for quite some time. Another future project is to have a permanent outpost somewhere in the jungle (or anywhere else. Any recommendations?). We don't do deliveries however, for Shartak Juice consists of only 2 members at the moment. I thought about selling a poison berry / sweet berry combo pack but decided to wait for a rise in demand. I count your request as said rise and will bring some poison berry juice next time I head towards the shipwreck.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 07:37, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
:: To answer your question on my talk page, I did see this, but when I was in the shipwreck area your shop was closed, so I missed the opportunity. But, as luck would have it, I am nearby now! As for applying for a job, I am afraid I am quite busy with other things. But if you are interested in expanding to the Durham-Fort Creedy area, then Creedy can provide you with a roof and there are several trees nearby for harvesting fruit. You would have to do the market research study yourself, though. --[[User:Oktavius|Oktavius]] 23:20, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

==Applications==

===My Juice Farm===

Hello Brothers-We here at ESHC have a juice farm ran by the pirates of our club-just sw of the shipwreck
We have 1 main farm, and about 4 orchards to find everything you need.
Please-feel free to come down to the farm and stock up! We will not harm any of you, and wish just also to make some nice Smoothies and such

We have a drink for you too-The Shartak Slammer- 1 bottle rum,1bottle poison berry juice,1 gourde banana and 1 gourde mango -stirred with a poison dart--[[User:Bloodclott|Bloodclott]] 07:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

===Hafford===
I am not one of the outsiders. I am a native to the island, From Dalpok. (Though i do not spend much time there.)

I got a whole lot of gourds and make juice. My name is Hafford. Maybe, if you are interested. (And after i learn to speak your language.) I could help you in your Juice-passion, perhaps be part of it. -- [http://http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=15969 Hafford] 7th of August.

:Shartak Juice Inc would be happy to welcome you. But we have no way of contacting you. Let us know, when you're near the shipwreck area during your journeys.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

===Parrot===
Hay, I'd like to join the team I made a few juices but dropped my bottles for space don't worry I'll get some more I really like to get started once you accept me. (if you guys accept me). Thank you [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 06:16, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

:We WOULD, if we had any means of contacting you. Give us a link to your in-game profile or your Shartak-Wiki-Page and I guess you're ready to go. --{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 12:24, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! This means a lot to me, and it's http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=10857 I am also currently in front of Jakota as well. Please feel free to tell me what to do. Thank you [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 06:24, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Oops, I forgot to click on the invite could you guys send me another please?
By the way where is the farm,orchards, and shop?
[[User:Parrot|parrot]] 08:36, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
:I'm sure the Admiral will send you an invite soon. In the meantime, I'll pick you up at Jakota's and lead you to our top secret fruit locations.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 09:37, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
When?
[[User:Parrot|parrot]] 04:40, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
:Now.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 09:05, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

I am so very sorry but what does 12SW mean. :( [[User:Parrot|parrot]] 22:04, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hehe. I see we have a powerful recruit here. No worries. 12SW means 12 squares to the South-West. Just click the bottom left move-button and you will move 1 square in that direction. Do that 12 times and you'll be 12SW. Other common abbreviations are: N for North, E for East and any combination of them all (like NW, SE, ...) except SN or EW, which wouldn't make any sense at all. Apart from that, there's "FAK" for "First Aid Kit" and "JUICE" for "Shartak's freshest and most delicious fruity fluid made by mother nature and bottled by Shartak Juice Inc.". That last one is not so common yet.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 08:41, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-21T09:05:22Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Parrot */

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-18T09:37:51Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Parrot */

User talk:Skull Face

2008-09-16T12:31:27Z

Alien pirate demon: Template:Clanbox_test

==Clanbox Template==
I guess, you have already seen my [[Template:Clanbox_test|attempt to fix it]]. At least it looks like the old one, now. Can you tell me what's wrong (i.e. what the ifec-things were doing)? That'd be nice.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 12:31, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

== Comment From Marvin ==

You're not very nice :P--[[User:A Russian Pirate|Marvin]] 11:15, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
* What makes you say that Marvin? [[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 13:31, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
** A number of factors--[[User:A Russian Pirate|Marvin]] 10:24, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

==Abuse, And Rebuttal Of Same==
First off, i agree with Marvin. You're not very nice. :) 
Second, i wasn't spamming. Its a legitimate suggestion. Everyone is free to make a suggestion sicko. If you have nothing to help build the suggestion up or make it better, or at least help it balance; you could just say i don't like it at all instead of going all noble and self-righteous about things. And i guess you don't read properly do you? you should go back to school and learn how to read effectively and efficiently. in case you didn't comprhend, i'll restate it for you. I suggested that in order to at least have a shot at non-violent means of gaining xp and a better rp-ing experience for those who like being healers of anyone and everyone. and it could improve island relations. If you have nothing else to say, please, do shut up a little on the negative comments? This isn't the forum you know, we have a forum for insulting and making others feel bad in case you didn't know that by now. There are loads of people to insult there, including yourself. Go and make your impudent sarcasm there, not here. -[[User:Elegost|Elegost]] 03:24, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

:Learn the distinction between criticism of an ''idea'' and criticism of a ''person''. It is not me who needs to go back to school. My comments regards your suggestion were not aimed at you personally and they were written in the same tongue-in-cheek tone that you used in the actual suggestion. Your comments above are abusive on a personal level. If there is a wiki moderator I will be bringing your comments to his/her attention.

:Furthermore, if my comments were of no worth, why did you then change your suggestion to try and address those flaws I noted? Put plainly, my criticism was spot-on and you didn't like it. Here's a few more criticisms:

::* Shartak is a game of conflict - the game is predicated on conflict between natives and outsiders and that conflict has, so far, been successful in establishing the consensual reality. Warriors/soldiers (and pirates) are combat classes and they make up a huge proportion of the active characters. Also note that every character has access to 5 combat-oriented skills (9 if you count the Tracking tree for manhunting and another 2 for warriors/soldiers) versus 2 healing-oriented skills (3 for scientists). The suggestion of doubling the XP for healing others is nothing more than a flawed attempt to engineer some of that conflict out of the game.

::* A native attacking a native does not gain half XP. Attacking people from your home camp gives half XP. There's a significant difference ;)

::* The suggestion would serve to increase rewards for XP farming via stab-and-heal actions, contradicting your 'better RP-ing experience' argument. These are already a source of friction, the suggestion would play in their favour.

::* At time of writing, scientists cannot see the HP totals of natives. Nice try but no cigar.

::* Why should an outsider healing a native gain more XP than an outsider healing an outsider victim of a native attack? Flawed logic.

:The suggestion was rubbish and that's why I criticised it. At that time I intended no criticism of the person. Now I do. You are abusive, apparently illiterate and apparently incapable of logical reasoning. Whilst your posts / arguments have a (very) small degree of entertainment value, please do not post any further personal attacks of this nature on my pages. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 22:43, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

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I agree with Elegost. 
If you didn't like the idea, you could've simply said so. 
There was no need to be so harsh. [[User:0000FF Beard|0000FF Beard]] 10:54, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

:My comments regards the idea were not harsh, they were absolutely to the point and they were made with humour in mind, echoing the non-serious tone of the actual suggestion. If you think Elegost's suggestion has merit then support it in the suggestions thread, don't back him in his attempts to try and shout down the opposition. At the time of my writing this you haven't supported the suggestion which rather implies that you too think the suggestion is rubbish. It is also interesting that you choose to criticise me yet you have said nothing about the personal attacks made in Elegost's statement above. You seem to have double standards 0000FF Beard... prove me wrong? --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 22:43, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

::Whether I like Elegost's suggestion or not has nothing to do with this.
::Don't try to distort the reality to make me look like the "bad guy".
::I said what I said because you were behaving improperly.
::You are right when you say that Elegost made personal attacks against you, but all this wouldn't have happened had you been more polite.
::You claim your comment was meant in a humorous way, though I fail to see how "your idea is teh suck" can be funny.
::I also doubt you would've liked it if someone said that about one of your suggestions.
::Anyway, it looks like I'm just repeating what Black Joe already wrote. [[User:0000FF Beard|0000FF Beard]] 09:04, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

:::I'm distorting nothing. My comments were in no way abusive and did not merit the response I've received so far. I'd love it if people would engage more on these suggestions in order to separate the wheat from the chaff, my own included. It is plain that you hold me to different standards than Elegost - you seek to excuse his actions whilst (metaphorically) condemning mine in the same breath. IMO such double standards serve only to devalue anything you might bring to the discussion. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 23:54, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

::::If you want to go on believing your own version of the story, you can do so.
::::I won't go on discussing this with you, because this leads to nowhere anyway.
::::But next time you make a mean comment, I'll report it to a moderator.
::::You don't want to correct yourself, so others must do it for you.
::::Bye bye. [[User:0000FF Beard|0000FF Beard]] 08:31, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

:::::Tell me, did you report Elegost to a moderator? Did you even post a single comment on his user page as you have done on mine? No, you did not. As I said before, you have double standards. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 12:24, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

----

I agree with Marvin...and Elegost...and 0000FF Beard. Even before I saw these comments, I nearly posted a response to your rather inappropriate comments on Elegost's post. While I agree with you that Elegost was out of line in his response, that does not excuse your behavior. You initiated the conflict. Whether you meant it in an abusive manner or not, your comments DID come across as caustic and mean-spirited. I'm not going to bother discussing the merits of your and Elegost's accusations, since I find both distasteful. You were both at fault to some degree. However, I find it interesting that you refuse to concede any fault, even when someone else uninvolved in the conflict (0000FF Beard) tells you that your behavior is a problem. You have a lot to contribute to the community, Skull Face, but your actions in this matter have made me lose a lot of respect for you. When at fault, the proper thing to do is apologize, not point fingers back at the other party. You answer for YOUR behavior, and Elegost answers for his.

That being said, I do think Elegost owes you an apology as well. While Elegost is a friend, his comments were abusive, too. I won't repost this for Elegost, as I expect he'll read my comments here. Elegost, Skull Face, the ball is in your court. --[[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]] 01:56, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

:I initiated no such conflict - there's a fundamental difference between a personal attack and criticism of an idea - anyone who cannot emotionally separate the two should reconsider the wisdom of posting in an open wiki where suggestions are open to criticism. When I am attacked ''personally'' I will defend myself to the fullest. I defend myself vs a personal attack and you accuse me of 'pointing the finger'? Frankly that is BS. There's a difference between my actions and Elegost's actions - it may be subtle but to me it's important. If Elegost was offended by my saying 'this idea sucks' he should have said so. If he felt it was inappropriate he should have said so. There was nothing mean-spirited intended - I would have explained myself and apologised - I am conscious of the fact that my sense of humour may not necessarily be shared by others and I do try to reign it in. I was greeted by the statements above which go just a wee bit beyond comments on the relative merits of a game suggestion. IMO the suggestion sucked. I said so. And I didn't say so in isolation, I gave an example of why it sucked, an example which may have contributed towards the suggestion being reworked. That's a functional definition of criticism.

:I don't need trite comments regards appropriate behaviour, I have a good grasp of the dynamics of debate and interaction. I can already see the picking and choosing of the points to address, ignoring those that don't fit the argument. I can do that too if needs be. The actions of yourself and 0000FF Beard simply make me dig my heels in more. You probably don't see how these actions look from my POV and even if you do I doubt that you care. If you genuinely wanted to act as a conciliatory party and have this matter resolved amicable you would do well to take a more neutral stance and consider the responses so far ;)

:And a last word of advice to all who might be reading this. Management 101 - opening your arguments with "you're not very nice" is a sure-fire way to alienate the person whom you address and thus invalidate any points you might otherwise make. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 23:55, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

::I rather expected this response, honestly. Ah well. I've put in my two cents. If you choose not to listen to the rest of the community, I can't and won't force you. Enjoy your Shartak experience.--[[User:Black Joe|Black Joe]] 03:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

:::See my reply to 0000FF Beard. Thanks for prejudging me. Have a nice day. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 12:24, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

==An Apology==
Hmmmm, well, yeah. You do have a point. I'm sorry for being not-so serious about the suggestion and i'd be more than happy to edit it myself into a more formal suggestion.
You have shown me a thing i didn't know about.
:I didn't know natives attacking other natives doesn't give half xp.
 It would change part of my suggestion. But on your views on my suggestion, I don't see things that way because, i promote peace. So you have seen something i didn't see when i was thinking of my suggestion. That's very nice of you, but i would have preferred to hear something in a more friendly less stuck-up-know-it-all way. So yeah, i'll try my best to improve on being a know-it-all.
 So yeah. I really don't care what you think about me, cause honestly, i don't, you're simply not important enough to me. But still, i'm sorry for hurting your feelings, that was very not nice of me. i'll revise my suggestion in the morning if it helps you sleep better. its late evening here right now. good day -[[User:Elegost|Elegost]] 14:34, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

==Etherdrifter==
So you've been killing us off one by one eh? Claim I've fled and am a cheat? Well I must say I am quite insulted by this. 5 votes were held, we won all of them fairly. Violence? Since when did I issue such an edict? Against exorcists yes mostly to encourage spirits to return to the village. Against anyone else? Well I do have a private contract out on Um Bongo for crimes against humanity and of course the murder of myself but I think that about covers it. The rest is retaliation for attacks or the free will of other people which is beyond even my control. My absence, I was seeking ruins that we may find a new home as per Ezikiels suggestion to see if it is possible to so without a massive logistical problem. Cthulhu is currently acting diplomat of the guild and a ceasefire has been called. Any violent actions of guild members are their own and no longer the guilds. However should ziggy kill a guild member they probably requested it, I personally think she is reforming rather well and usually only kills people who try to kill her. Now then instead of looking for a new home I am forced to come and deal with this. Makes you wonder if it was all worth it really. Ah and one final thing, what the spirits do is their own business. Exorcism will continue to be our enemy and I think it prudent to consider who offers the village more. We who provide it with knowledge and power or those who are out only for their own gain with no regard for others.

Now then enough of my indignation, state your terms for peace and we can barter. You know as well as I do there could be war and its a coin toss as to who would win but a certainty that the village would lose. But if there is peace then both parties can benefit and there is no loss, only gain. All we seek to do is practise out arts in peace and gain a greater understanding of the magic of the isles, tell me what is it you seek and ask yourself would you be willing to offer it in my position?--[[User:Etherdrifter|Etherdrifter]] 19:30, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

::Just going to add some comments here. There are other ways to encourage spirits to return Ether. I have ideas as to how to do this and they will work. Also, as stated elsewhere, the Guild shouldn't have to move and I will do my all to ensure that. We cease all hostilities against other Shaman and this will suffice for peace. --[[User:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]] 00:48, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

:::Your clan has murdered innocents, you refuse to accept responsibility. There will be no barter. Posturing is not acceptance. The blood feud continues. --[[User:Skull Face|Skull Face]] 12:48, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

::::Thus you prove my point--[[User:Etherdrifter|Etherdrifter]] 14:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-16T12:24:39Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Applications */

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-16T12:24:21Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Hafford */

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-09-09T06:50:20Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Hafford */

2008-08-25T16:39:39Z

Alien pirate demon: /* welcome Euphoria */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Shartak Juice Inc.|
official_id=295|
open_to=everyone|
clan_image=[[Image:Shartak-Juice.jpg|300px]]|
clan_leaders=[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]]|
clan_membership=2|
clan_recruit=All fruit juice enthusiasts.|
clan_goals=To provide all lovers of fruit with the freshest fruit juice available.|
clan_contact=[[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Our Talk Page]] or in-game.|
sort_as=
}}

==Our Motto==
'''Unbeatable prices, highest quality, total customer satisfaction.'''

==Members==
[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5480 In-game link] 
[[User:alien_pirate_demon|alien pirate demon]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5511 In-game link] 
[[User:Euphoria|Euphoria]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13003 In-game link]

__TOC__

==Variety of quality fruit products==
{| style="width:100%;" border="1"
|-
|'''Tasty Juices'''
| style="width:170px;"|'''Price''' ''(gc = gold coin(s))''
|-
|Mighty Mango Juice™ with the extra bit of pulp
|align=right|'''3 bottles @ 2 gc'''
|-
|Premium Quality Banana Juice™ with a slight cinnamon note
|align=right|'''3 bottles @ 2 gc'''
|-
|Sweet Berry Juice™ with rich, dark-red texture
|align=right|'''1 bottle @ 1 gc'''
|-
|Scary Pumpkin Juice™ with a tad of black pepper
|align=right|(''currently out of stock, check back later'')
|-
|'''Specials'''
|
|-
|Mad Pirate Nightshade Mix™. Feeling tired of life? Try our juice combo consisting of 50% Sweet Berry Juice™ and 50% poisonous berry juice for 116% refreshment! (Provided that you're strong enough to survive that mix)
|align=right|'''combo''' ''(2 bottles)'' '''@ 2 gc'''
|-
|'''Strong Drinks'''
|
|-
|Crazy Ape Banana Rum™ with 77% abv (!)
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|Golden Sparkly Mango Beer™ with 4% abv
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|Gourmet Class Red Berry Wine™ with 11% abv
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|}

==Four good reasons why to buy our juice==
:1. It's delicious. 
:2. It's healthy (better than drinking rum every day). 
:3. It's made from the best fruits around which equals high quality. 
:4. It's cheaper than juicing on your own. Consider: to get 3 bottles of juice, you have to spend AT LEAST 12 AP searching for fruit, 12 AP for juicing and 3 AP to drink it. That means at least 27 AP for 12 HP. If you buy our standard juice, you spend 1 AP giving us some gold and 3 AP for drinking your juice. That's sensational 4 AP for 12 HP!

==Future Plans==
You can usually find us somewhere around the trader's hut at the shipwreck or south of it in the jungle, gathering delicious fruit.
As soon as we'll have established a good trading post, you'll have a place where you can find us at (more or less) fixed business hours! Please be patient, we're looking forward to serve you!
Fruit juice is our passion, we don't want to rip you off unlike other merchants. Feel free to compare our prices. If you think our prices are too high, check out Trader Sam's prices and then say it again.

==Jobs==
You like what you read here? Fruit juice is your passion as well? You're not after the big money but you enjoy juicing and selling high quality produce to customers? Have we got a job for you at Shartak Juice Inc.! Just drop us a line on our [[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Talk Page]].

==A word about responsibility==
Please don't litter! Be environmentally conscious, don't throw empty bottles away. Animals could be harmed by broken glass. You can return emtpy bottles to us if you wish, but you won't get any money back. 
[Refund at collection depots when sold in Derby]

==How to order==
Check the profile of the salesperson you want to buy from. 
DON'T order any item if the sign there says [CLOSED]. 
DON'T order any item if there's not enough of it in stock. 
DON'T order any item if you haven't got enough inventory space available. 
To order, simply pay one of our members in gold coins. 
If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get what we choose.

==FAQ==
Q: When will I get my juice? A: Just wait until the person you ordered from wakes up.

Q: What if too many people order the same thing? A: Orders are queued. If you should place an order and we got no more juice in stock when we get to your order, your money will be fully refunded!

Q: Do I have to sit and wait for my juice? A: Yes. Your money will not be refunded if you should move away from the square our salesperson is in.

Q: What if I die while waiting for my juice? A: We'll try our best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry.

Q: What if you die after I gave you my money? A: See above. We try to avoid dying, but we're sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.

Q: Are there any special offers or sales promotions? A: Yes, from time to time there are. Check out the profile of the person you're buying from for details.

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-04-30T15:55:09Z

Alien pirate demon: /* My Juice Farm */

User talk:Oktavius

2008-04-02T20:10:05Z

Alien pirate demon: changed headline to a more meaningful one

Reminder to myself:

pages to add/update:
 IP limit
 juicing-XP
 shaman-related XP
 fix digging
 bonus AP
 actions in Gameplay
 
 user interface
 tracking/locating guide and tactics

==Re: Poison Berry and deliveries==
You probably didn't notice [[Talk:Shartak_Juice|this]]. Sorry, I normally drop people a line, if I answer their posts. In your case, I didn't ... obviously. So: no, we don't do deliveries yet. But we really want to. It's just that we're far too small. If you're interested in some kind of cooperation - or want to be a Fruit Juicer yourself, please let us know.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 20:08, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Oktavius

2008-04-02T20:08:42Z

Alien pirate demon:

Reminder to myself:

pages to add/update:
 IP limit
 juicing-XP
 shaman-related XP
 fix digging
 bonus AP
 actions in Gameplay
 
 user interface
 tracking/locating guide and tactics

====
You probably didn't notice [[Talk:Shartak_Juice|this]]. Sorry, I normally drop people a line, if I answer their posts. In your case, I didn't ... obviously. So: no, we don't do deliveries yet. But we really want to. It's just that we're far too small. If you're interested in some kind of cooperation - or want to be a Fruit Juicer yourself, please let us know.--{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]] 20:08, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Shartak Juice

2008-04-02T20:04:02Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Variety of quality fruit products */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Shartak Juice Inc.|
official_id=295|
open_to=everyone|
clan_image=[[Image:Shartak-Juice.jpg|300px]]|
clan_leaders=[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]]|
clan_membership=2|
clan_recruit=All fruit juice enthusiasts.|
clan_goals=To provide all lovers of fruit with the freshest fruit juice available.|
clan_contact=[[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Our Talk Page]] or in-game.|
sort_as=
}}

==Our Motto==
'''Unbeatable prices, highest quality, total customer satisfaction.'''

==Members==
[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5480 In-game link] 
[[User:alien_pirate_demon|alien pirate demon]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5511 In-game link]

__TOC__

==Variety of quality fruit products==
{| style="width:100%;" border="1"
|-
|'''Tasty Juices'''
| style="width:170px;"|'''Price''' ''(gc = gold coin(s))''
|-
|Mighty Mango Juice™ with the extra bit of pulp
|align=right|'''3 bottles @ 2 gc'''
|-
|Premium Quality Banana Juice™ with a slight cinnamon note
|align=right|'''3 bottles @ 2 gc'''
|-
|Sweet Berry Juice™ with rich, dark-red texture
|align=right|'''1 bottle @ 1 gc'''
|-
|Scary Pumpkin Juice™ with a tad of black pepper
|align=right|(''currently out of stock, check back later'')
|-
|'''Specials'''
|
|-
|Mad Pirate Nightshade Mix™. Feeling tired of life? Try our juice combo consisting of 50% Sweet Berry Juice™ and 50% poisonous berry juice for 116% refreshment! (Provided that you're strong enough to survive that mix)
|align=right|'''combo''' ''(2 bottles)'' '''@ 2 gc'''
|-
|'''Strong Drinks'''
|
|-
|Crazy Ape Banana Rum™ with 77% abv (!)
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|Golden Sparkly Mango Beer™ with 4% abv
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|Gourmet Class Red Berry Wine™ with 11% abv
|align=right|(''still in development'')
|-
|}

==Four good reasons why to buy our juice==
:1. It's delicious. 
:2. It's healthy (better than drinking rum every day). 
:3. It's made from the best fruits around which equals high quality. 
:4. It's cheaper than juicing on your own. Consider: to get 3 bottles of juice, you have to spend AT LEAST 12 AP searching for fruit, 12 AP for juicing and 3 AP to drink it. That means at least 27 AP for 12 HP. If you buy our standard juice, you spend 1 AP giving us some gold and 3 AP for drinking your juice. That's sensational 4 AP for 12 HP!

==Future Plans==
You can usually find us somewhere around the trader's hut at the shipwreck or south of it in the jungle, gathering delicious fruit.
As soon as we'll have established a good trading post, you'll have a place where you can find us at (more or less) fixed business hours! Please be patient, we're looking forward to serve you!
Fruit juice is our passion, we don't want to rip you off unlike other merchants. Feel free to compare our prices. If you think our prices are too high, check out Trader Sam's prices and then say it again.

==Jobs==
You like what you read here? Fruit juice is your passion as well? You're not after the big money but you enjoy juicing and selling high quality produce to customers? Have we got a job for you at Shartak Juice Inc.! Just drop us a line on our [[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Talk Page]].

==A word about responsibility==
Please don't litter! Be environmentally conscious, don't throw empty bottles away. Animals could be harmed by broken glass. You can return emtpy bottles to us if you wish, but you won't get any money back. 
[Refund at collection depots when sold in Derby]

==How to order==
Check the profile of the salesperson you want to buy from. 
DON'T order any item if the sign there says [CLOSED]. 
DON'T order any item if there's not enough of it in stock. 
DON'T order any item if you haven't got enough inventory space available. 
To order, simply pay one of our members in gold coins. 
If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get what we choose.

==FAQ==
Q: When will I get my juice? A: Just wait until the person you ordered from wakes up.

Q: What if too many people order the same thing? A: Orders are queued. If you should place an order and we got no more juice in stock when we get to your order, your money will be fully refunded!

Q: Do I have to sit and wait for my juice? A: Yes. Your money will not be refunded if you should move away from the square our salesperson is in.

Q: What if I die while waiting for my juice? A: We'll try our best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry.

Q: What if you die after I gave you my money? A: See above. We try to avoid dying, but we're sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.

Q: Are there any special offers or sales promotions? A: Yes, from time to time there are. Check out the profile of the person you're buying from for details.

Shartak Juice

2008-03-14T09:15:35Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Variety of quality fruit products */

{{Clanbox|
clan_name=Shartak Juice Inc.|
official_id=295|
open_to=everyone|
clan_image=[[Image:Shartak-Juice.jpg|300px]]|
clan_leaders=[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]]|
clan_membership=2|
clan_recruit=All fruit juice enthusiasts.|
clan_goals=To provide all lovers of fruit with the freshest fruit juice available.|
clan_contact=[[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Our Talk Page]] or in-game.|
sort_as=
}}

==Our Motto==
'''Unbeatable prices, highest quality, total customer satisfaction.'''

==Members==
[[User:Admiral Thrawn|Admiral Thrawn]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5480 In-game link] 
[[User:alien_pirate_demon|alien pirate demon]][http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5511 In-game link]

__TOC__

==Variety of quality fruit products==
{| style="width:100%; height:100px" border="1"
|-
|'''Tasty Juices'''
|'''Price'''
|-
|Mighty Mango Juice™ with the extra bit of pulp
|'''3 bottles @ 2 gold coins'''
|-
|Premium Quality Banana Juice™ with a slight cinnamon note
|'''3 bottles @ 2 gold coins'''
|-
|Sweet Berry Juice™ with rich, dark-red texture
|'''1 bottle @ 1 gold coin'''
|-
|Scary Pumpkin Juice™ with a tad of black pepper
|(''currently out of stock, check back later'')
|-
|'''Specials'''
|
|-
|Mad Pirate Nightshade Mix™. Feeling tired of life? Try our juice combo consisting of 50% Sweet Berry Juice™ and 50% poisonous berry juice for 116% refreshment! (Provided that you're strong enough to survive that mix)
|'''combo''' ''(2 bottles)'' '''@ 2 gold coins'''
|-
|'''Strong Drinks'''
|
|-
|Crazy Ape Banana Rum™ with 77% abv (!)
|(''still in development'')
|-
|Golden Sparkly Mango Beer™ with 4% abv
|(''still in development'')
|-
|Gourmet Class Red Berry Wine™ with 11% abv
|(''still in development'')
|-
|}

==Four good reasons why to buy our juice==
:1. It's delicious. 
:2. It's healthy (better than drinking rum every day). 
:3. It's made from the best fruits around which equals high quality. 
:4. It's cheaper than juicing on your own. Consider: to get 3 bottles of juice, you have to spend AT LEAST 12 AP searching for fruit, 12 AP for juicing and 3 AP to drink it. That means at least 27 AP for 12 HP. If you buy our standard juice, you spend 1 AP giving us some gold and 3 AP for drinking your juice. That's sensational 4 AP for 12 HP!

==Future Plans==
You can usually find us somewhere around the trader's hut at the shipwreck or south of it in the jungle, gathering delicious fruit.
As soon as we'll have established a good trading post, you'll have a place where you can find us at (more or less) fixed business hours! Please be patient, we're looking forward to serve you!
Fruit juice is our passion, we don't want to rip you off unlike other merchants. Feel free to compare our prices. If you think our prices are too high, check out Trader Sam's prices and then say it again.

==Jobs==
You like what you read here? Fruit juice is your passion as well? You're not after the big money but you enjoy juicing and selling high quality produce to customers? Have we got a job for you at Shartak Juice Inc.! Just drop us a line on our [[Talk:Shartak_Juice|Talk Page]].

==A word about responsibility==
Please don't litter! Be environmentally conscious, don't throw empty bottles away. Animals could be harmed by broken glass. You can return emtpy bottles to us if you wish, but you won't get any money back. 
[Refund at collection depots when sold in Derby]

==How to order==
Check the profile of the salesperson you want to buy from. 
DON'T order any item if the sign there says [CLOSED]. 
DON'T order any item if there's not enough of it in stock. 
DON'T order any item if you haven't got enough inventory space available. 
To order, simply pay one of our members in gold coins. 
If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get what we choose.

==FAQ==
Q: When will I get my juice? A: Just wait until the person you ordered from wakes up.

Q: What if too many people order the same thing? A: Orders are queued. If you should place an order and we got no more juice in stock when we get to your order, your money will be fully refunded!

Q: Do I have to sit and wait for my juice? A: Yes. Your money will not be refunded if you should move away from the square our salesperson is in.

Q: What if I die while waiting for my juice? A: We'll try our best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry.

Q: What if you die after I gave you my money? A: See above. We try to avoid dying, but we're sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.

Q: Are there any special offers or sales promotions? A: Yes, from time to time there are. Check out the profile of the person you're buying from for details.

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-02-27T07:40:53Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Poison Berry and deliveries */

Talk:Shartak Juice

2008-02-27T07:37:35Z

Alien pirate demon:

User:Alien pirate demon/Sig

2008-02-27T07:37:09Z

Alien pirate demon:

{ [[User:Alien_pirate_demon|Alien Pirate Demon]] } [[User_talk:Alien_pirate_demon|Talk!]] | [[Shartak_Juice|Juice!]]

2008-01-23T02:51:43Z

Alien pirate demon: /* Application */