User:Twist

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The Player

Known as Iceman on the official forum; amongst other less flattering names, no doubt.

The Characters

My characters come and go, as I get bored of them, but the current batch are:


Twist - boner-inducingly handsome

ClickClick - seeking atonement

Sympathetic Phil - violent temper when drunk

Tkltchk - hungry, want eat

Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory


Previous characters include:


Nigel the Pirate - had the crotch-itch

Shovelly Joe - four-eyed scalpel-jockey

Flying Squirrel - spirit botherer

Monkeynuts - wandering hunter and gardener

Robert the Bastard - nasty son-of-a-bitch of an outlaw

Ignus Coruscatum - twisted firestarter

The Suggestions

My natural arrogance leads me to assume I know best what the game needs, so every now and again I tell people.


Advanced Cartography - a new navigation skill for Scouts and Explorers

Contact List Groups - an option to group your contacts in user-defined groups

Inter-Character Trading - a semi-automated mechanism for trading with other players

Gaming Items - new items that can be used for rudimentary gaming and gambling *IMPLEMENTED*

Clan Alliance and Warfare - the option to enter into mutual feuds and alliances with other clans, with attendant XP bonuses and penalties

Monthly In-Game Contests - official contests that all players can register one character for, with prizes and rewards

Spirit Quests - quests dished out by new native NPC's, with XP rewards and profile descriptions

Treasure Maps and Buried Treasure - a new item, available from Outsider Traders, that leads to buried items

Out-of-Body Sacred Space - a compromise to allow the reintroduction of Sacred Space but remove the unbalancing aspects of the original version

Clan Taglines or Descriptions - a qualifying statement on the main Clans page to describe a clan's purpose and characteristics *IMPLEMENTED*

More Exciting Animals - some suggestions for more imaginative and interesting animals, in addition to or to replace some of the current boring ones. Small deer, I'm looking at you