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Josef absorbs twice the blame as the leading brand! Blame Josef.
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Josef Q&A
  
Knockoffs: Blame Sid, Blame LeRoy, Lame Josef.
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Q: Why did you give yourself up?
  
People and groups who don't want to join in the Josef blaming fun: The [[Colonial Police|Corrupt Police]] and [[The Water Collecting Co.|those bloody water collectors.]]
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A: This got boring and pointless after I joined the wiki. My whole mission was to be notable, and I have failed.
  
== Journally Thingy!! ==
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Q: Alright, that's fair. So why did you start?
  
=== Orctober 1st ===
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A: Because I find Shartak incredibly boring as is and needed something to do. So I thought, why not Blame Josef?
  
My followers, we have another enemy on our hands. Some idiot named "Wolf Kazumaru" has declared War on us.
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Q: And who the hell is Josef, anyway?
  
It's only a matter of time before he falls to our might...
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A: Josef is a generic Russian of my imagination, based off Josef from the game Mercenaries. This whole thing started after I failed a mission and randomly mumbled "Stupid Josef."
  
BLAME JOSEF.
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Q: Uh, so. I want to kill you. Where are you now?
  
=== 1:10 AM, Sept 26th ===
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A: Taking a cue from a man with the name Cheney, I'm residing at The Unspecified Location, somewhere north of York, yet south of Iceland.
  
Aha, my followers! Today we have acheieved a GREAT VICTORY! [[The Water Collecting Co.|Those bloody water collectors.]] exist no more!
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Q: YOU SUCK GET OFF THE WIKI! GEERRRRROOOOFFFF!
  
Rejoice, my subjects! The Goals of Josef (TM) shall come to fruition soon!
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A: Not a question, and no.
 
 
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 
 
 
Er... Ignore the evil laughter.
 
 
 
Blame Josef!
 

Latest revision as of 08:48, 15 October 2006

Josef Q&A

Q: Why did you give yourself up?

A: This got boring and pointless after I joined the wiki. My whole mission was to be notable, and I have failed.

Q: Alright, that's fair. So why did you start?

A: Because I find Shartak incredibly boring as is and needed something to do. So I thought, why not Blame Josef?

Q: And who the hell is Josef, anyway?

A: Josef is a generic Russian of my imagination, based off Josef from the game Mercenaries. This whole thing started after I failed a mission and randomly mumbled "Stupid Josef."

Q: Uh, so. I want to kill you. Where are you now?

A: Taking a cue from a man with the name Cheney, I'm residing at The Unspecified Location, somewhere north of York, yet south of Iceland.

Q: YOU SUCK GET OFF THE WIKI! GEERRRRROOOOFFFF!

A: Not a question, and no.