User:FirstAmongstDaves

- FIRST AMONGST DAVES - SEXIEST AND MIGHTIEST OF PIRATES! -

Who is this First Amongst Daves person anyway? Name: Dave Class: Pirate Clan: Jolly Roger Gang First Amongst Daves - As seen on Google and Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Stewart URL http://www.incandescentboard.com The sexiest and mightiest message board on the planet. Other Sites Now also appearing for a limited season only at http://www.rkmbs.com http://www.straightdope.com http://www.snopes.com Mission= 1. To spread peace, love and goodwill amongst all citizens in Shartak. 2. To slaughter innocent and peaceloving native peoples - I'm morally offended by loincloths - and savagely butcher the smug, prissy, perfumed and powdered inhabitants of the town of York. 3. To figure out a way of establishing a brothel without zerging. Damn. First Amongst Daves does not endorse the following product: This user or clan supports the Identify Friend or Foe initiative. How would I get the gold coin back? Do I look like I'm made of money? Send them all to hell and let Satan sort them out, I say. Dave's Log 1 October 2006 - named Rio Jessalyn, and the Irony Coast, east of the shipwreck and north of Dalpok. Killed by a native, Inola. Again. Damn natives. 5 October 2006 - Heading south to York to assist the Mercenary's Guild kill off the locals. Have named a banana tree Jolly Roger Gang York Route Outpost #1.