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- '''Emile Durkheim''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]
 
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- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617]
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- '''Wambayak''' [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1370]
 
 
  
 
== '''''Favourite Trophies:''''' ==
 
== '''''Favourite Trophies:''''' ==

Revision as of 11:13, 19 May 2006

The WickSick Headhunters|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" File:Neu.JPG
Leadership: We are egalitarian
Members: Open for all wicksick people
Goals: We hunt the Heads of Outsiders, non-wicksick people and Monkeys
Recruitment policy: Are you wicksick? Join us!
Contact: [1]


The WickSick Headhunters is a loosely knit associaton of natives who still practice the almost forgotten art of headhunting. When a native discovers the passion for this occupation deep within himself, we say he goes 'wicksick'. Being 'wicksick' and the village of Wiksik are to each other like the 'Stockholm Syndrome' is to the city of Stockholm. All over the island, natives can go wicksick and in fact they do.


The WickSick Headhunters have lots of secret and not so secret rituals, but our gatherings mainly revolve about headhunting and bragging about headhunting. Another favourite topic is the best way to keep our trophies from rotting. And drinking that brown stuff.



Our goals are simple:

Collect as many heads as possible and let's organize a raid sometime so we can do it together.



Our rules as well:

- Give the last blow with the machete, poison darts don't severe heads.

- If you want to join, please do so with only one character.


Active Members:

- Foo Fighter [2]

- Jesus [3]

- Escariot [4]

- Lama [5]

- Emile Durkheim [6]

- Wambayak [7]

Favourite Trophies:

This is no death list or something. Look at it as a kind of collectors fanzine...


- Lutheran [8] is hunted for ending the first killing spree of Foo Fighter prematurely and for wounding Jesus.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [9] / collected again by Wambayak [10]


- Bob Nowak [11] is hunted for trying to introduce a religion we already adopted and hybridized.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [12]


- Spookey69 [13] is hunted for opening a never ending court case against a legion of native lawyers

and sending Emile Durkheim back to our shaman...several times (counting system ends here).

Proud collector:


- Grigoriy [14] is hunted for killing several WickSick Headhunters after the total owning of Derby.

Proud collector: Foo Fighter [15]


- rafferton [16] is nominated for his naughty character and for terrorizing natives.

Proud collector:


- Grimjack [17] is hunted for attacking Jesus several times and running away when it came to real-time fighting.

Proud collector:




                                                == Recent Events ==



CALL TO THE MACHETES!

The first killing rampage of our founder Foo Fighter was ended by a...missionary.

He is from Derby. What is this Derby? We don't know exactly. It is somewhere in the south east of Wiksik.

What do they do (except killing headhunters)? They build a street right in our direction!

So what do we do? We meet up in Wiksik and go hunt their heads!

Let's meet at the two famous huts north of the shaman in Wiksik. We stock up on poison darts and healing herbs and make each other hot for the glorious taking of outsider heads! Bring your preservation potions!



THE FIRST GATHERING!

Slowly but surely, the outsiders build their road, but not in peace anymore. We met under the famous tree south east of Wiksik, held initiatory sacrifices, brought forth a totally stunned survivor and marked our first gathering with blood! Two outsiders died that day, one of them obviously the too enterprising road builder himself. Soon enough, the outsiders will cower in their windy huts, whispering about the merciless headhunters!



THE RAMPAGE BEGINS!

After staging a small deer giveaway to appease th