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Whilst the pub has traditionally favoured hand drawn ales and strong spirits, we also try and cater for those with more refined tastes.  As such, please cast your eye over our thirst quenching cocktail menu.
 
Whilst the pub has traditionally favoured hand drawn ales and strong spirits, we also try and cater for those with more refined tastes.  As such, please cast your eye over our thirst quenching cocktail menu.
  
*The Kjendlie - named after the well known captain of the Colonial Police, this cheeky little number froths and foams greatly at first, but very soon goes flat.  Slightly bitter to taste, excessive intake may cause delusions.  Only served in cans as it's lost it bottle.  
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*The Kjendlie - named after the well known captain of the Colonial Police, this cheeky little number froths and foams greatly at first, but very soon goes flat.  Slightly bitter to taste, excessive intake may cause delusions.  Only served in cans as it has lost it's bottle.  
 
*The Lacuna - doesn't contain spirits.
 
*The Lacuna - doesn't contain spirits.
 
*The Malice - at 10gc a glass, the Malice is an expensive drink.  Served in a chalice made from human bones, blood red, and with a sharp taste, this is a drink that bites back - some have compared drinking it to being stabbed in the kidneys with a rusty spoon. Some drinkers have found an extreme adverse reaction to this cocktail, often breaking out in an uncomfortable rash.  As such this cocktail is banned in the majority of towns in Shartak.     
 
*The Malice - at 10gc a glass, the Malice is an expensive drink.  Served in a chalice made from human bones, blood red, and with a sharp taste, this is a drink that bites back - some have compared drinking it to being stabbed in the kidneys with a rusty spoon. Some drinkers have found an extreme adverse reaction to this cocktail, often breaking out in an uncomfortable rash.  As such this cocktail is banned in the majority of towns in Shartak.     

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Leadership:
Members: Drunks, alcoholics, debonair party types.
Goals: We'll drink ourselves to death!.
Recruitment policy: Currently hiring for bar staff
Contact: Open door, walk into pub


Welcome!

The Waugh Arms is a fine suburban pub located in the York area of Shartak. Catering for both locals and visitors to the nearby Trader's Hut and beach, a good selection of home-cooked food is available during the day, as well as a wide range of bar snacks. The Waugh Arms boasts a fine selection of real ales with several guest ales per month on offer, as well as grog and a variety of indigenous berry liqueurs. Other facilities include a pool table and a jukebox, although the latter has a tendency to play Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' if no song has been selected.


Location

The Waugh Arms can be found west-southwest of the shaman in York, on the site of the former Colonial Police Headquarters at -70.374,+26.313.


House Rules

  • No fighting or killing
  • No pissing in the corner
  • Do not molest the waitress
  • No consumption of drugs on the premises unless you've "brought enough for everyone"


Cocktails Menu

Whilst the pub has traditionally favoured hand drawn ales and strong spirits, we also try and cater for those with more refined tastes. As such, please cast your eye over our thirst quenching cocktail menu.

  • The Kjendlie - named after the well known captain of the Colonial Police, this cheeky little number froths and foams greatly at first, but very soon goes flat. Slightly bitter to taste, excessive intake may cause delusions. Only served in cans as it has lost it's bottle.
  • The Lacuna - doesn't contain spirits.
  • The Malice - at 10gc a glass, the Malice is an expensive drink. Served in a chalice made from human bones, blood red, and with a sharp taste, this is a drink that bites back - some have compared drinking it to being stabbed in the kidneys with a rusty spoon. Some drinkers have found an extreme adverse reaction to this cocktail, often breaking out in an uncomfortable rash. As such this cocktail is banned in the majority of towns in Shartak.