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Born in Poundsbury, [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9994 Lord Farthing] the 12th viscount of that selfsame place has become one of the greatest commanders of the royal army. It has rerecorded that enemy commanders have given up a battle to the noble viscount when they heard he was commanding the opposing army. Fresh from the wars in the far east he has been asked to lend his immense expertise to this expidition
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The Octavius Popebury Memorial Expedition of 1886|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" Popeclub.jpg
Leadership: His Majesty, the King!
Members: Sixteen gentlemen of good standing.
Goals: To bring Shartak under the flag. Huzzah.
Recruitment policy: No riff-raff, women or savages need apply.
Contact: Leave a letter with any of the servants.


The Octavius Popebury Memorial Expedition of 1886 was one of the last great acts of the Age of Exploration and inspired over thirty moving pictures and several hundred monographs. It has become a byword for bravery, sexism, patriotism, blind stupidity, casual racism, communism, facism and bloody minded stubborness. For their sterling work in civilising the natives and suppressing the lower orders, every gentleman involved was posthumously inducted into the Ancient Order of Jolly Good Eggs. This award is only given to those who have exceled in their work on behalf of king, class and country. Over thirteen hundred monuments have been erected in their memory in their homeland. Every May 16th, the small town of Berswickbottom celebrates Octavius Popebury Day and a parade is traditionally organised to commemorate these upstanding examples of manhood. But who were these gallant men and how did they earn their place in the leather-bound, gilt-inscribed, multi-volume history books?

Background

Octavius Popebury

Octavius Popebury, an Irish peer, was the founding member of the League of Respectable Gentlemen. He fought for the French against the Dutch in the Trekree Skirmishes, for the Spanish against the Austrians in the Liberation of El Crosown and for the Prussians against everyone else in the Second Bloody Stupid War. A noted explorer, his discoveries included the islands of Old New Brunswick and Terra Muerte. He has been credited with the discovery of the source of the Rotte and Xinhyei rivers. When rumours of a place known as Shartak reached the League, he began to organise an expedition. Tragically, he was beaten by a mob of urchins and died a week before departure. After taking their collective belts to the wretched scamps and hanging their parents, the League pledged to continue his work as a way of showing respect to the man they knew affectionately as Sir Octavius Popebury, Esq.

The Journey

Right Sort

The Octavius Popebury Memorial Expedition departed the port of Sife-on-Thee in March 1884. They landed several miles down the coast in August 1885 where they claimed the village of Faffesbury in the name of the King. After brisk skirmishing with the natives, they pacified the region and established a trading post. The King commended their vigour but recalled the expedition. A second ship, the Right Sort, departed Sife-on-Thee in September 1885, which arrived in the southern waters off Shartak in May 1886. It was wrecked near Derby during an unseasonably heavy storm. But the expedition made landfall and was considered a restounding success, despite the loss of all of their horses, port, stores and servants. On their arrival in Derby, the expedition founded the Octavius Popebury Memorial Club for Respectable Gentlemen and began acclimatising themselves to the local air through brief walks after lunch.

The Members

Lord Twerpington

Lord Quentin Twerpington, 11th Earl of Stonyford, married with seven children, £13,000 a year, served in the Second Krimean War commanding the 1st Stonyford Rifles, present at the battle of Heifer's Pass, lost his pocket watch and half the regiment during the attack on the Palace of the Veiled Sultan, credited with the discovery of Denmark.

Commodore Ecclington

Commodore Sir Sebastian Gabriel Ecclington, 1st Earl of New Stratbury, married with five children, £11,000 a year plus toll rights on the New Stratsbury Straits, Served in the Royal Navy for 21 years, never lost his hat to the sea. Was stationed in India some time, where there was some trouble with the natives. Created the Ecclington Quadrangle, a feared naval battle formation used widely by the Royal Navy and the Stratsbury Yachting Club.

Sir Tuppenny

Sir George Tuppenny, 23rd Duke of Reading, married with two children, served in India during the revolution, twenty third in line to the throne.

Lord Fortescue-Smyth

Lord Algernon Fortescue-Smyth, 18th Squire of Middleframpshire and 29th Earl of Darlington, married with six children, £12,120 14/3 ¾d a year, served in the Napoleonic Wars with the 27th Flying Belchshires as a messenger boy, present at the Siege of Dupal and witnessed the Fall of the Quenzhautatzal Empire, blunderbuss stolen by blasted natives while tiger hunting in India and used as a heathen effigy in a ritual sacrifice - hasn't worked properly since bygawds, credited with inventing flypaper.

Major Chapsley

Major William Chapsley, 2nd Baron of Yorth-on-Twang, married with seven sons, £12,000 a year, served in the First Maraka War commanding the King's Own Light Infantry, held the Fort of Kookamunga against assault during the Second Maraka War, credited with the development of the Chapsley Method of Military Discipline.

Lord Dogberry

Lord Dogberry, 4th Marquess of Ailesbury, married with five children, £13,000 a year, was Master of the Horse for a period of 6 years and Lord Lieutenant of Wiltshire. Has many recognised publications on military tactics.

Lord Snobingsbry

Duke Nibbleworthing

Lord Umbrage

Admiral Stimmyworth

Lord Farthing

Born in Poundsbury, Lord Farthing the 12th viscount of that selfsame place.he has no legitimate children or wife but with 13,000 a year plus the plunder he has earned on his campaigns he has had many suitors. He has become one of the greatest commanders of the royal army. It has rerecorded that enemy commanders have given up a battle to the noble viscount when they heard he was commanding the opposing army. Fresh from the wars in the far east he has been asked to lend his immense expertise to this expidition

Duke of Ellington

Lord Dogberry

Rt. Hon. Spiffington

Lord Fennelwubbles V

Provost Marshal Pye

Vice Admiral Bathtub

Defender of the Plate, 16th Regeant of the East Stippington Left Handed Library, Knight of the Cheesewheel, married with fifty six illigitimate children in various ports.Currently invovled in a fracas over inheretance of the continent of Asia. Commanded himself and a few sprightly lads during his unfavourable invasion of Prussia over a question of lineage in 1882, credited with starting the Third Bloody Stupid War as such. Has written many well known monographs concerning the correct posture while standing impossingly at the head of one's ship. Disgraced the entire house of lords with accusations of gin watering. Liked his sea-water neat.

Lord Flawse