Talk:Shargle

What is a Shargle?

NOTE: based purely on unreasearched data and first-hand experience.

HYPOTHESIS A Shargle is a bird.

OBSERVATIONS A shargle eats only humans, hot lead and steel.

A shargle eats only at night.

A shargle doesn't seem to fly.

A shargle tears chunks of flesh from its sleeping prey or attacker.

ANALYSIS

A bird usually sleeps at night, unless it is an owl, which it is not. Owl is spelled O-W-L. It is definitely not Shargle.

Upon further analysis, a shark has many teeth useful for eating humans, meat, steel and hot lead. Sharks also eat sleeping fishermen who sleep in fishermen's boats at night.

CONCLUSION Ladies and Gents, as we have seen, a shargle is in fact, NOT a SHARtak-eaGLE, but a SHARk-eaGLE, another product from the laboratories of genetic manipulative science. It haunts the mountain passes with the bear. And soon, another kind of creature will arise. the Shear, which you can probably deduce, the SHark-bEAR. -Elegost