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clan_name=Pastafarian Buccaneers|
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clan_name=Pastafarian Buccaneers|
clan_image=[[Image:Harrrr.jpg]]|
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clan_image=[[Image:Harrrr.jpg]]|
 
official_id=179|
 
official_id=179|
clan_leaders=[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel]|
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clan_leaders=[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel]|
clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.|
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clan_membership=Aye, we got members and they be large.|
clan_goals=We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!|
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clan_goals=We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!|
clan_recruit=Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us.|
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clan_recruit=Pirates only! Harrr!|
clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel]
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clan_contact= [mailto:pastapirate@bust.com Jack Cudgel]
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==Disbanded==
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The Pastafarian Buccaneers were disbanded on 2012-07-15 at 18:52.
  
 
==Wot be Pastafarianism?==
 
==Wot be Pastafarianism?==
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==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?==
 
==Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?==
  
We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster]. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol Kyoto Protocol] by preventin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian#Pirates_and_global_warming global warmin']. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.
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We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster]. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol Kyoto Protocol] by preventin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian#Pirates_and_global_warming global warmin']. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.
  
 
==Harrr!==
 
==Harrr!==
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<font size=7>'''Harrr!</font>
 
<font size=7>'''Harrr!</font>
  
 
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==Ye Seven Habits of ye Highly Effective Pirates==
 
 
 
*Pillage, then burn.
 
*If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
 
*Never turn your back on an enemy.
 
*A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
 
*Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
 
*A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
 
 
 
'''''And ye #1 habit of ye highly effective pirates:'''''
 
 
 
*Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
 
 
 
''Aye, Jack Cudgel done stoled these here habits from [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Schlock Mercenary]. He's a pirate, ain't he?''
 

Latest revision as of 18:57, 15 July 2012

Pastafarian Buccaneers
Harrrr.jpg
In-game page
Leadership: Jack Cudgel
Members: Aye, we got members and they be large.
Goals: We be folk wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our saviour an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!
Recruitment policy: Pirates only! Harrr!
Contact: Jack Cudgel


Disbanded

The Pastafarian Buccaneers were disbanded on 2012-07-15 at 18:52.

Wot be Pastafarianism?

Have a look here, matey.

Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?

We be bringin' Shartak th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik t' pay for our worthy enterprise.

Harrr!

Aye, matey!


Harrr!