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Aye, matey! '''Harrr!
 
Aye, matey! '''Harrr!
 
==List o' Sinners==
 
 
We Pastafarians is an easy-goin' lot, but th' following lubbers hae taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin an' should be sent ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk.
 
 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3322 Zydd Soral]
 
 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2873 Mad Jack Bones] - ''Boney Jack's not a sinner [http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/per%20se per se], mind ye, as 'e ain't acterally taken th' noime of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster in voin. 'E be on the List o' Sinners fer pissin' off [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9401 Sparrow Roberts] and [http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8775 Jack Cudgel].''
 
 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4862 Rozen] - ''Again e's not acterally a sinner, but e's joost annoyin'.''
 
 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2985 Downcast] - '''E killt Trader Sam. We be needin' traders so's we can exchange our ill-gotten booty fer shiny GOLD! Harrr!''
 
 
==News==
 
 
'''May 27, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siouxsie_Sioux Th' Feast o' Saint Siouxsie])'''
 
 
[http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1662 Roger Wilco] be excomooneycated from th' [http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=179 Pastafarian Buccaneers] fer bein' a founder o' th' [http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=27 Wailers], whose [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Wailers#Obey_The_Rules beliefs] be counter ta' tha' o' Pastafarianism. Feel free ta' send th' doomed bugger ta' his shaman.
 
 
An' now be a clan [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,487.0.html thread] at th' [http://forum.shartak.com/index.php Official Shartak Forum].
 
 
'''May 26, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Silverheels Th' Feast o' Saint Jay])'''
 
 
There now be a clan [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/post-6366.html#6366 thread] at th' [http://shartak.forumsplace.com/index.html Unofficial Shartak Forum].
 
 
'''May 25, 2007 ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Weller Th' Feast o' Saint Paul o' Wokin'])'''
 
 
Th' [http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Pastafarian_Buccaneers#List_o.27_Sinners List o' Sinners] hae been added ta' this paige. If ennyone should tike th' noime o' th' FSM in voin in yer presence, send 'em ta' their respictive shamans wi' extreme prejoodisk and add 'em ta' th' list, or send one o' them emails acrost th' Interwebnet ta' me, [mailto:pastapirate@malafide.com?subject=SINNERS! Jack Cudgel], and Oi'll take care of it.
 

Revision as of 00:30, 1 March 2008

Pastafarian Buccaneers|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" Harrrr.jpg|-style="background-color: #c3ddc3; text-align: center;" In-game page
Leadership: Jack Cudgel
Members: We be one score an' one dozen strong.
Goals: We be Pirates wot accept th' Flying Spaghetti Monster as our savio(u)r an' hae dedicated our loives ta' th' cessation of global warmin' an', o' course, th' gatherin' o' booty. Harrr!
Recruitment policy: Ye must be a pirate ta' join wi' us.
Contact: Jack Cudgel

Wot be Pastafarianism?

Have a look here, matey.

Wot be ye doin' on Shartak Isle?

We be bringin' th' nekkid heathen savages and th' lubberly settlers th' true word of th' Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further, we be adherein' ta' th' spirit of th' Kyoto Protocol by preventin' global warmin'. We also be gatherin' loot, booty, and th' loik, but we be pirates after all.

Harrr!

Aye, matey! Harrr!