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== A story behind all this... ==
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== News ==
  
''As I always wanted to become parrotologist, I start my bird observing journal today.''
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Say hello to one of the oldest Shartak's researchers, {{profile|6212|Schloss Ritter}}. He declared support for the cause. Scientastic!
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''• 2007-06-06 10:44 spotted a parrot. Starting observations. Parrot looks much like a parrot, it has two wings, a beak and some legs too. And many colors.''
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We have a new member, {{profile|888|DarkFerret}}. As he said - ''Anything in the name of science.'' According to his words he is particulary interested in ghost parrots. --[[User:Lama|Lama]] 03:45, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
  
''• 2007-06-06 11:21 Parrot moved 1SE''
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''• 2007-06-06 14:16 Almost lost track of a parrot! It moved 3E, 2NE and 1N. Phew, that was close. I must watch it better.''
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Parrotologists' Society is now open to all people, interested in natural sciences. Today we welcome {{profile|165|Dr. Livingstone}}, who is a well known botanist and his experiments with plants' watering gained him fame and a position in a Shartak's Science Hall of Fame. --[[User:Lama|Lama]] 00:29, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
  
''• 2007-06-06 15:25 Parrot moved 2E''
 
  
''• 2007-06-06 16:18 Parrot moved 2E''
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= Parrotology =
  
''• A parrot squawks "hey bird" (2007-06-06 16:35)''
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''2007-06-06 10:44 spotted a parrot. Starting observations. Parrot looks much like a parrot, it has two wings, a beak and some legs too. And many colors.''
  
''• 2007-06-06 17:11 Parrot moved 1E''
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==Shartak parrots - their HP and AP ==
  
''• A parrot makes a sound remarkably similar to a human cough. (2007-06-06 18:05)''
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Wandering around you will probably meet some parrots. They are known to have low health and their beaks aren't the most efficient weapon in the world. Really? Read below for some less known truth about different kinds of parrots.
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* a parrot - 1 DMG, 5 HP. Your daily parrot. Yawn...
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* a vicious parrot - 2 DMG, 6 HP / 3 DMG, 7 HP - who would've expect? These little birds can be annoying, so you better watch your sleep when a vicious parrot is near.
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* a man-eating parrot - 4 DMG, 8 HP - a little threat during a daytime it can make you visit your home-camp shaman in the night. Man-eating parrots were never spotted in their natural habitat, but lab tests prove that there is a possibility such a monster appears one day and terrorizes our dwellings.
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Below you can see photos of the parrots:
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[[Image:parrot.gif|thumb|left|Flying flower of a jungle]]
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[[Image:parrot_vicious.gif|thumb|left|Beautiful, yet vicious]]
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[[Image:parrot_man_eating.gif|thumb|left|Give me back my leg!]] <br clear="all" />
  
''After that, I lost a track of the bird. but tomorrow I'm going to find myself a new one :D Parrotology is fun!''
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==Parrots and tracking skills==
  
''2007-06-10 22:21 Being ghastly observer is quite comfortable, yet loosing a bird means starting everything again. I need tracking skills! Signed: Devoted parrotologist.''
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Even if you learned [[Tracking]] Mastery skill, you will not be able to track a bird. Now that I thought of this it seems obvious...
  
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==Ectoparrotology==
  
'''And that's when I got an idea of starting a Society, devoted to exploring wonderful world of Shartak fauna, namely parrots.'''
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''In my observations of ghosts and ectoforms I noticed a distinct lack of nonhuman willtrace. I hypothesized that most animals don't have the intelligence to produce them. Then a parrot repeated a native, in perfect English (except 'paleface die') instead of the native's nonsense.''
  
== Facts about parrots ==
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Field tests have yet to yield observations of parrot ghosts and the translating behavior has not been replicated in the lab. The project may need to be suspended to raise rapidly dwindling research funding. Those parrots eat so many mangoes.
  
===Fact number one - parrots are birds===
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=Botany=
  
Parrots are birds. They may try to deceive you though, so even if you see striped feline, with enormous claws and a fuzzy tail, first check for for the wings. If wings appear, and you also notice a beak there are two conclusions to be made. First - this is a parrot in tiger outfit, and a second - you just met legendary parrot species, griffin. They are rather rarity nowadays and if you start thinking where could they come from, you will surely write down a...
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There were rumors that liquids could affect the growth rate of the jungle, altough these were never confirmed. <br>
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To find out if plants would really grow at different rates when submitted to liquids, I conducted an experiment. <br>
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For this investigation I cleared several squares of jungle, poured all kinds of different substances on them, and kept track of each of their growth rates.<br>
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The results were suprising: pouring fresh water on a square will make it grow one density in just one day; salt water slows groth down only slightly, so daily watering is needed to observe any effect; and all other liquids have no apparent effect.
  
===Fact number two - parrots are perverts===  
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==Charmoparrobotany==
  
Hypothesis, yet to be proved - parrots are dirty perverts and from time to time they mate with cats. Yuck. As soon as I see such scene, I will take a photo and post it here.
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Many think that charms own mystical properties which can help their owner in some way, although this has never been proven.
  
== Roger's Diary... ==
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From own experience I noticed that if I swam through deep water with a parrot feather charm, I would get bitten by sharks fewer times than when I did without the charm, and I wasn't the only one who noticed this. <br>
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So, I decided to investigate. <br>
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I gathered some FAKs, and went swimming in a random path from the east of the island to the north for 500 AP while counting shark bites with, and without, a charm. <br>
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When I finished, I noticed there was almost no difference. <br>
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However, while I was swimming, a very kind native told me that he noticed that the effects of his charm disappeared after while, so I conducted a third investigation, which revealed that a new charm did, in fact, reduce the number of shark bites.
  
===2007-06-12 - Preparations for field research started===
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Here is the complete investigation:
  
''Hut''
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{| cellpadding="8" cellspacing="1" style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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| colspan="3" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" | '''While wearing an old parrot feather charm'''
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|-
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| Day
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| AP used
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| Number of bites
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|-
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| 1
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| 100
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| 8
 +
|-
 +
| 2
 +
| 58
 +
| 3
 +
|-
 +
| 3
 +
| 88
 +
| 6
 +
|-
 +
| 4
 +
| 99
 +
| 8
 +
|-
 +
| 5
 +
| 93
 +
| 6
 +
|-
 +
| 6
 +
| 62
 +
| 3
 +
|-
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| Total: 34 bites
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|}
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On two or three occasions I accidentally pressed the "swim" button before healing myself, making the chances of getting bitten much higher, meaning the total number of bites would probably have been 32 or 33.
  
''From inside, you can see this is a trading post. There are numerous supplies stacked along shelves and a sign hangs near the door indicates you should beware of the guard dog.''
 
  
I cannot wait to hit the jungle again. Good I still have some money, this way affording faks and herbs for my first trip into wilderness as a parrotologist wasn't a problem; furthermore, I believe I bought all of the medical supplies in stock. That's not much though... I also tried a mango juice, must say it was very refreshing. If everything goes well and evil spirits are not going to bother me, I think I can move in about 3 days.
 
  
For my travel plans, I decided to take the north coast until I leave highly populated areas. I hope there are some parrots there. Sadly, it is getting harder and harder every day to meet any birds in close vicinity of settlements (if you agree to call shipwreck a settlement, for that matter). My next entry will appear here when the 1st official parrotologist expedition blasts off.
 
  
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{| cellpadding="8" cellspacing="1" style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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| colspan="3" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" | '''While wearing no charm'''
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|-
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| Day
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| AP used
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| Number of bites
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|-
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| 7
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| 53
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| 5
 +
|-
 +
| 8
 +
| 94
 +
| 9
 +
|-
 +
| 9
 +
| 75
 +
| 6
 +
|-
 +
| 10
 +
| 68
 +
| 5
 +
|-
 +
| 11
 +
| 74
 +
| 1
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|-
 +
| 12
 +
| 74
 +
| 5
 +
|-
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| 13
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| 63
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| 1
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|-
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| Total: 32 bites
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|}
  
===2007-06-22 - Advanced tracking===
 
  
After 10 days of a hard work I earned enough to afford mentioned skill. Now it is only 532 experience points and I will get another tracking skill. Preparations are pretty boring and do not give me all that excitation I feel when observing parrots from behind the big banana leaf but I keep telling to myself that without these necessary abilities my work wouldn't be of much efficiency. Back to XP gathering then!
 
  
===2007-07-04 - Expert tracking===
 
  
Not much to say. Sorry for all the folks scared to death because of my urge to research and explore. Science is something more important than simple stupid human morality. Life, death, doesn't matter. Hope they understand...
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{| cellpadding="8" cellspacing="1" style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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| colspan="3" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" | '''While wearing a new parrot feather charm'''
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|-
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| Day
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| AP used
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| Number of bites
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|-
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| 14
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| 76
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| 2
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|-
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| 15
 +
| 70
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| 0
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|-
 +
| 16
 +
| 72
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| 2
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|-
 +
| 17
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| 76
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| 2
 +
|-
 +
| 18
 +
| 69
 +
| 5
 +
|-
 +
| 19
 +
| 72
 +
| 5
 +
|-
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| 20
 +
| 65
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| 1
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|-
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| Total: 17 bites
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|}
  
== Disclaimer ==
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The amount of time it takes before a charm loses its effect is still unknown.
This page was made by [[User:Lama|Lama]] for his character, {{profile|1662|Roger Wilco}}
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===Update===
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I also have the results of an older investigation, which seems to contradict what I have written above.<br>
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For this older investigation I swam between two, same squares all the time ([-70.081,+26.350] and [-70.080,+26.350]), also for 500 AP.
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These are the results:
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Swimming for 500 AP with a new parrot feather charm: 24 bites.<br>
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Swimming for 500 AP without a charm: 25 bites.<br>
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Swimming for 501 AP (swimming in deep water costs 2 AP, and I was at 499 AP) with an old parrot feather charm: 21 bites.<br>
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This shows that there is no difference between wearing a new, old or no parrot feather charm when swimming in deep water, so these objects' properties remain, once again, a mystery.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 17:02, 1 October 2012

Parrotologists' Society.|-style="background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center;" Pslogo.gif|-style="background-color: #c3ddc3; text-align: center;" In-game page
Leadership: Natural Sciences
Members: 1 parrotologist, 1 botanist, 1 ectoplasmologist, 1 mad scientist, and an awful lot of parrots.
Goals: Reveal the secrets of life
Recruitment policy: Particular interest in Shartak's fauna and flora habits.
Contact: Drop a line on a discussion page. Thanks!


News

Say hello to one of the oldest Shartak's researchers, Schloss Ritter. He declared support for the cause. Scientastic!


We have a new member, DarkFerret. As he said - Anything in the name of science. According to his words he is particulary interested in ghost parrots. --Lama 03:45, 25 July 2007 (UTC)


Parrotologists' Society is now open to all people, interested in natural sciences. Today we welcome Dr. Livingstone, who is a well known botanist and his experiments with plants' watering gained him fame and a position in a Shartak's Science Hall of Fame. --Lama 00:29, 21 July 2007 (UTC)


Parrotology

2007-06-06 10:44 spotted a parrot. Starting observations. Parrot looks much like a parrot, it has two wings, a beak and some legs too. And many colors.

Shartak parrots - their HP and AP

Wandering around you will probably meet some parrots. They are known to have low health and their beaks aren't the most efficient weapon in the world. Really? Read below for some less known truth about different kinds of parrots.

  • a parrot - 1 DMG, 5 HP. Your daily parrot. Yawn...
  • a vicious parrot - 2 DMG, 6 HP / 3 DMG, 7 HP - who would've expect? These little birds can be annoying, so you better watch your sleep when a vicious parrot is near.
  • a man-eating parrot - 4 DMG, 8 HP - a little threat during a daytime it can make you visit your home-camp shaman in the night. Man-eating parrots were never spotted in their natural habitat, but lab tests prove that there is a possibility such a monster appears one day and terrorizes our dwellings.


Below you can see photos of the parrots:

Flying flower of a jungle
Beautiful, yet vicious
Give me back my leg!


Parrots and tracking skills

Even if you learned Tracking Mastery skill, you will not be able to track a bird. Now that I thought of this it seems obvious...

Ectoparrotology

In my observations of ghosts and ectoforms I noticed a distinct lack of nonhuman willtrace. I hypothesized that most animals don't have the intelligence to produce them. Then a parrot repeated a native, in perfect English (except 'paleface die') instead of the native's nonsense.

Field tests have yet to yield observations of parrot ghosts and the translating behavior has not been replicated in the lab. The project may need to be suspended to raise rapidly dwindling research funding. Those parrots eat so many mangoes.

Botany

There were rumors that liquids could affect the growth rate of the jungle, altough these were never confirmed.
To find out if plants would really grow at different rates when submitted to liquids, I conducted an experiment.
For this investigation I cleared several squares of jungle, poured all kinds of different substances on them, and kept track of each of their growth rates.
The results were suprising: pouring fresh water on a square will make it grow one density in just one day; salt water slows groth down only slightly, so daily watering is needed to observe any effect; and all other liquids have no apparent effect.

Charmoparrobotany

Many think that charms own mystical properties which can help their owner in some way, although this has never been proven.

From own experience I noticed that if I swam through deep water with a parrot feather charm, I would get bitten by sharks fewer times than when I did without the charm, and I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
So, I decided to investigate.
I gathered some FAKs, and went swimming in a random path from the east of the island to the north for 500 AP while counting shark bites with, and without, a charm.
When I finished, I noticed there was almost no difference.
However, while I was swimming, a very kind native told me that he noticed that the effects of his charm disappeared after while, so I conducted a third investigation, which revealed that a new charm did, in fact, reduce the number of shark bites.

Here is the complete investigation:

While wearing an old parrot feather charm
Day AP used Number of bites
1 100 8
2 58 3
3 88 6
4 99 8
5 93 6
6 62 3
Total: 34 bites

On two or three occasions I accidentally pressed the "swim" button before healing myself, making the chances of getting bitten much higher, meaning the total number of bites would probably have been 32 or 33.



While wearing no charm
Day AP used Number of bites
7 53 5
8 94 9
9 75 6
10 68 5
11 74 1
12 74 5
13 63 1
Total: 32 bites



While wearing a new parrot feather charm
Day AP used Number of bites
14 76 2
15 70 0
16 72 2
17 76 2
18 69 5
19 72 5
20 65 1
Total: 17 bites

The amount of time it takes before a charm loses its effect is still unknown.

Update

I also have the results of an older investigation, which seems to contradict what I have written above.
For this older investigation I swam between two, same squares all the time ([-70.081,+26.350] and [-70.080,+26.350]), also for 500 AP.

These are the results:

Swimming for 500 AP with a new parrot feather charm: 24 bites.
Swimming for 500 AP without a charm: 25 bites.
Swimming for 501 AP (swimming in deep water costs 2 AP, and I was at 499 AP) with an old parrot feather charm: 21 bites.

This shows that there is no difference between wearing a new, old or no parrot feather charm when swimming in deep water, so these objects' properties remain, once again, a mystery.

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