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'''La Islet Bonobo''' is the name of the largest of the three islets off the west coast of Shartak, according to the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Since the entirety of Shartak is described as an island, it follows that such a small land area should be called an islet.  At the time of this writing, the islet has been claimed as the territory of two clans: The [[Discordian Cargo Cult]], and the [[Royal Expedition]].
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[[Image:The_Islet.PNG|right|thumb|Storybook Island as mapped by [http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ubermap/ the UBER MAP project]]]
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Once upon a time there was a magical land called '''Storybook Island''' (this happy place was formerly known as [[La Islet Bonobo]]).  It is the largest of the [[Western Islets]] off the west coast of Shartak, and the secret headquarters of the [[Discordian Cargo Cult]].  Sometimes the bad mean people of the Royal Expedition sneak onto the island and kill the poor defenseless Discordians.  But then they come back to life!  They come back and return to their happy island.  The happy Discordians like to say "Mango!!!!!" and play with fluffy bunnies and give you candy.  You want to be their friend, don't you?  Of course you do.  There are plenty of fun stories to read on the beaches around the coast of the island.  You should come there and join us.  Or die.
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==D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:==
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5
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| '''Name'''
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| Storybook Island
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|-
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| '''Land Area'''
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| Approx. 836 square game squares
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|-
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| '''Official Language'''
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| Literazi!!!!!
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|-
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| '''Chief Exports'''
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| Poisonous berries and your mom
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|-
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| '''Political System'''
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| Crypto-fascist Anarchism
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|-
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| '''Tourism'''
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| Encouraged
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|-
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| '''Official Religion'''
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| [http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html Discordianism]
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|-
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| '''Conversion'''
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| Required
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|}
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[[Category:Roleplaying]]

Latest revision as of 23:33, 21 August 2006

Storybook Island as mapped by the UBER MAP project

Once upon a time there was a magical land called Storybook Island (this happy place was formerly known as La Islet Bonobo). It is the largest of the Western Islets off the west coast of Shartak, and the secret headquarters of the Discordian Cargo Cult. Sometimes the bad mean people of the Royal Expedition sneak onto the island and kill the poor defenseless Discordians. But then they come back to life! They come back and return to their happy island. The happy Discordians like to say "Mango!!!!!" and play with fluffy bunnies and give you candy. You want to be their friend, don't you? Of course you do. There are plenty of fun stories to read on the beaches around the coast of the island. You should come there and join us. Or die.

D.C.C. Facts-in-brief:

Name Storybook Island
Land Area Approx. 836 square game squares
Official Language Literazi!!!!!
Chief Exports Poisonous berries and your mom
Political System Crypto-fascist Anarchism
Tourism Encouraged
Official Religion Discordianism
Conversion Required
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