https://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Durham_Utility&feed=atom&action=historyDurham Utility - Revision history2024-03-29T05:54:10ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.33.0https://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Durham_Utility&diff=21511&oldid=prevNeil Tathers at 01:56, 10 March 20102010-03-10T01:56:11Z<p></p>
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</table>Neil Tathershttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Durham_Utility&diff=16862&oldid=prevDarkferret at 15:33, 26 December 20072007-12-26T15:33:18Z<p></p>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>==<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Grey's Declaration</ins>==</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Durham </ins>citizenry, our <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">age is dawning. Too long have we been dwarfed by York's might and tailing </ins>the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">advancements </ins>of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Derby. We have been suffering </ins>the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">disappointments of new governments and unimaginative institutions</ins>. The <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">eradication </ins>of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">finger sickness has opened Durham's greatest strength</ins>. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Durham has business </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">utilise and Utility </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">do so</ins>.</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Humble </del>citizenry <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">of Durham</del>, our <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">city was once </del>the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">safest and most advanced </del>of the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">colonies. It still is, but not because we are well off but that we are still a colony</del>. The <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Nationalist believe they can free us through political might. All that will do is remove us </del>of <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">our protected rights to marry our cousins instead of the scary amputee</del>. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">We would still need </del>to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">import the relatively technologically advanced glass, now coated with tariffs. Thus we need </del>to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">buy our independence before we can achieve our freedom</del>. -<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">-[[User:Darkferret|Darkferret]] 09:34, 1 April 2007 (UTC)</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>While conquering the Island is the ultimate goal, we need to pace ourselves and build an army* first.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>While conquering the Island is the ultimate goal, we need to pace ourselves and build an army* first.</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>===Education===</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>===Education===</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>If our children are to grow up to be effective soldiers, we must ensure that they get an expensive but thorough education to compete with outsourcing natives. Our first project is to build an academe modelled on <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">DarkFerret</del>'s wife and cousin/halftwin sister Janet Grey's idea and add a ticket booth to it. Whether it's paid for by contract from more charitable organisations, individual tuition, or scholarships, the service provided will be superior to that of any other school on the Island, guaranteed.**</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>If our children are to grow up to be effective soldiers, we must ensure that they get an expensive but thorough education to compete with outsourcing natives. Our first project is to build an academe modelled on <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Edward Grey</ins>'s wife and cousin/halftwin sister Janet Grey's idea and add a ticket booth to it. Whether it's paid for by contract from more charitable organisations, individual tuition, or scholarships, the service provided will be superior to that of any other school on the Island, guaranteed.**</div></td></tr>
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</table>Darkferrethttps://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title=Durham_Utility&diff=16686&oldid=prevDarkferret: /* The Agenda */2007-12-18T11:22:28Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">The Agenda</span></span></p>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>While conquering the Island is the ultimate goal, we need to pace ourselves and build an army* first.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>While conquering the Island is the ultimate goal, we need to pace ourselves and build an army* first.</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'''</del>Education<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">===</ins>Education<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">===</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>If our children are to grow up to be effective soldiers, we must ensure that they get an expensive but <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">good </del>education to compete with outsourcing natives. Our first project is to build an academe <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">modeled </del>on DarkFerret's wife and cousin/halftwin sister Janet Grey's idea and add a ticket booth to it. Whether it's paid for by contract from more charitable organisations, individual tuition, or scholarships, the service provided will be superior to that of any other school on the Island, guaranteed.**</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>If our children are to grow up to be effective soldiers, we must ensure that they get an expensive but <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">thorough </ins>education to compete with outsourcing natives. Our first project is to build an academe <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">modelled </ins>on DarkFerret's wife and cousin/halftwin sister Janet Grey's idea and add a ticket booth to it. Whether it's paid for by contract from more charitable organisations, individual tuition, or scholarships, the service provided will be superior to that of any other school on the Island, guaranteed.**</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'''Recycling'''</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">===Utility Bank===</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">With the possibility of losing our cheap glass, metal, and anachronistic technology, it </del>is <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">important that we don't throw everything away</del>. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">While we thought of hiring someone </del>to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">pick up everything we drop</del>, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">the sight of piles of trash in the street are starting </del>to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">remind us of home a bit too much</del>. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">So now we are going to hire some undertakers </del>in <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">the off season to dig holes </del>for <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">our clients to drop their trash in and bury. Another team will dig it up and collect it </del>and <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">take it away to a landfill where </del>we <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don't have to look at it anymore</del>.***</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">One thing we forgot to bring to Shartak </ins>is <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">bankers</ins>. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">(We did forget </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">bring those</ins>, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">right?) In order </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">finance other projects by Durham Utility as well as other groups through loans [[Utility Bank]] provides services not offered by other banks</ins>. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">To supplement interest, monetary and mental, Utility Bank has fruit machines and gaming parrots </ins>in <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">most branches as well as national lotteries. Utility Bank accounts may also be used </ins>for <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">instant payment of Durham Utility services </ins>and <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">contracts so </ins>we <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">may start work immediately</ins>.***</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'''</del>EMS<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'''</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">===</ins>EMS<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">===</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Because not everyone was there for the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">traveling </del>first aid course and people buzzed on beer, rum, and toad secretions forget to bring their kits with them into the jungle, there is a need for an EMS. Our ambulances(people with stretchers and very loud birds strapped to their heads)charge nominal prices calculated by distance from a dispatch post, urgency, availability, and the price of first aid kits and/or herbs. Discounts are available to anyone who can provide precise coordinates so we have less trouble finding you. No other EMS service on the Island will guarantee delivery in less than 30 hours or it's free.****</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Because not everyone was there for the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">travelling </ins>first aid course and people buzzed on beer, rum, and toad secretions forget to bring their kits with them into the jungle, there is a need for an EMS. Our ambulances(people with stretchers and very loud birds strapped to their heads)charge nominal prices calculated by distance from a dispatch post, urgency, availability, and the price of first aid kits and/or herbs. Discounts are available to anyone who can provide precise coordinates so we have less trouble finding you. No other EMS service on the Island will guarantee delivery in less than 30 hours or it's free.****</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">With the main police force built on firearms an armoury is essential </del>to Durham <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">development</del>. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">So few citizens are willing to make </del>the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">hike to Fort Creedy</del>, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">so Durham Utility is bringing the guns here. For prices competitive with that Dick trader you can receive a shipment of rifles that could fill the Dutch arsenal twice over. Also available is target practice at our firing range with live targets</del>.*****</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">The usual route pirates follow </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">trade with </ins>Durham <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">is long and goes through unfriendly native and York territory</ins>. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Durham Expressway will connect Durham, </ins>the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">shipwreck</ins>, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">and Derby directly without routing through Dalpok or York</ins>.*****</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Since it's apparent that children are sleeping in the academe due to heat exhaustion and dull subject matter, it is time we introduce them to real exertion and send them off on an expedition into the steaming jungles so they can experience all the wonderful wildlife and strange diseases that they haven't bothered to go outside and take in. A long daily hike, many dangerous animal encounters, and some food experimentation with possibly toxic vegetation will round off a typical day of excitement at Shartak Summer Camp. Many fun activities we'll experience will include juicing, head collecting, torso collecting, more hiking, fighting other students, mountain climbing, river rafting, crochet, more hiking, squeegeeing sweat into bottles, tiger skinning, forest destruction, bathroom breaks, more hiking, fire building, target practice, desecration of native <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">artifacts </del>and temples, giving gold to the camp director, ghost stories, ghost hunting, more hiking, viking reenactments, mindless killing of anything that moves, taxidermy, treasure hunts, hands on first aid training, sexual experimentation, more hiking, falling down liquid consumption, tent construction, trading, and Saturday safaris. Our qualified <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">counselors </del>will ensure the safety of your child, guaranteed? ******</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Since it's apparent that children are sleeping in the academe due to heat exhaustion and dull subject matter, it is time we introduce them to real exertion and send them off on an expedition into the steaming jungles so they can experience all the wonderful wildlife and strange diseases that they haven't bothered to go outside and take in. A long daily hike, many dangerous animal encounters, and some food experimentation with possibly toxic vegetation will round off a typical day of excitement at Shartak Summer Camp. Many fun activities we'll experience will include juicing, head collecting, torso collecting, more hiking, fighting other students, mountain climbing, river rafting, crochet, more hiking, squeegeeing sweat into bottles, tiger skinning, forest destruction, bathroom breaks, more hiking, fire building, target practice, desecration of native <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">artefacts </ins>and temples, giving gold to the camp director, ghost stories, ghost hunting, more hiking, viking reenactments, mindless killing of anything that moves, taxidermy, treasure hunts, hands on first aid training, sexual experimentation, more hiking, falling down liquid consumption, tent construction, trading, and Saturday safaris. Our qualified <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">counsellors </ins>will ensure the safety of your child, guaranteed? ******</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>****** Durham Utility is not accountable for any deaths or injuries received while attending Shartak Summer Camp, be it animal attack, untied shoelaces, disease, food poisoning, strangers with candy, dehydration, burns and/or incineration, starvation, STDs, very nasty nettle rashes, formaldehyde consumption, angry pirates, rifle malfunction, falls from great heights, failure to conform to native customs, glitch, shargle eggs, crochet tangling, excessively long lists, tie dye ingestion, Arthur Lines, ghosts, cannibalism, pyromania, static electricity, drowning, suicide, or native capture and head removal. Obese children may or may not be eaten when rations run out. Guarantee is refunded by inferior <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">counselor</del>.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>****** Durham Utility is not accountable for any deaths or injuries received while attending Shartak Summer Camp, be it animal attack, untied shoelaces, disease, food poisoning, strangers with candy, dehydration, burns and/or incineration, starvation, STDs, very nasty nettle rashes, formaldehyde consumption, angry pirates, rifle malfunction, falls from great heights, failure to conform to native customs, glitch, shargle eggs, crochet tangling, excessively long lists, tie dye ingestion, Arthur Lines, ghosts, cannibalism, pyromania, static electricity, drowning, suicide, or native capture and head removal. Obese children may or may not be eaten when rations run out. Guarantee is refunded by inferior <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">counsellor</ins>.</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>With the main police force built on firearms an armoury is essential to Durham development. So few citizens are willing to make the hike to Fort Creedy, so Durham Utility is bringing the guns here. For prices competitive with that Dick trader you can receive a shipment of rifles that could fill the Dutch arsenal twice over. Also available is target practice at our firing range with live targets.*****</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>With the main police force built on firearms an armoury is essential to Durham development. So few citizens are willing to make the hike to Fort Creedy, so Durham Utility is bringing the guns here. For prices competitive with that Dick trader you can receive a shipment of rifles that could fill the Dutch arsenal twice over. Also available is target practice at our firing range with live targets.*****</div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">'''Summer Camp'''</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Since it's apparent that children are sleeping in the academe due to heat exhaustion and dull subject matter, it is time we introduce them to real exertion and send them off on an expedition into the steaming jungles so they can experience all the wonderful wildlife and strange diseases that they haven't bothered to go outside and take in. A long daily hike, many dangerous animal encounters, and some food experimentation with possibly toxic vegetation will round off a typical day of excitement at Shartak Summer Camp. Many fun activities we'll experience will include juicing, head collecting, torso collecting, more hiking, fighting other students, mountain climbing, river rafting, crochet, more hiking, squeegeeing sweat into bottles, tiger skinning, forest destruction, bathroom breaks, more hiking, fire building, target practice, desecration of native artifacts and temples, giving gold to the camp director, ghost stories, ghost hunting, more hiking, viking reenactments, mindless killing of anything that moves, taxidermy, treasure hunts, hands on first aid training, sexual experimentation, more hiking, falling down liquid consumption, tent construction, trading, and Saturday safaris. Our qualified counselors will ensure the safety of your child, guaranteed? ******</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color: #222; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">****** Durham Utility is not accountable for any deaths or injuries received while attending Shartak Summer Camp, be it animal attack, untied shoelaces, disease, food poisoning, strangers with candy, dehydration, burns and/or incineration, starvation, STDs, very nasty nettle rashes, formaldehyde consumption, angry pirates, rifle malfunction, falls from great heights, failure to conform to native customs, glitch, shargle eggs, crochet tangling, excessively long lists, tie dye ingestion, Arthur Lines, ghosts, cannibalism, pyromania, static electricity, drowning, suicide, or native capture and head removal. Obese children may or may not be eaten when rations run out. Guarantee is refunded by inferior counselor.</ins></div></td></tr>
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==The Master Declares==<br />
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Humble citizenry of Durham, our city was once the safest and most advanced of the colonies. It still is, but not because we are well off but that we are still a colony. The Nationalist believe they can free us through political might. All that will do is remove us of our protected rights to marry our cousins instead of the scary amputee. We would still need to import the relatively technologically advanced glass, now coated with tariffs. Thus we need to buy our independence before we can achieve our freedom. --[[User:Darkferret|Darkferret]] 09:34, 1 April 2007 (UTC)<br />
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==The Agenda==<br />
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While conquering the Island is the ultimate goal, we need to pace ourselves and build an army* first.<br />
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'''Education:'''<br />
If our children are to grow up to be effective soldiers, we must ensure that they get an expensive but good education to compete with outsourcing natives. Our first project is to build an academe modeled on DarkFerret's wife and cousin/halftwin sister Janet Grey's idea and add a ticket booth to it. Whether it's paid for by contract from more charitable organisations, individual tuition, or scholarships, the service provided will be superior to that of any other school on the Island, guaranteed.**<br />
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'''Recycling'''<br />
With the possibility of losing our cheap glass, metal, and anachronistic technology, it is important that we don't throw everything away. While we thought of hiring someone to pick up everything we drop, the sight of piles of trash in the street are starting to remind us of home a bit too much. So now we are going to hire some undertakers in the off season to dig holes for our clients to drop their trash in and bury. Another team will dig it up and collect it and take it away to a landfill where we don't have to look at it anymore.***<br />
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'''EMS'''<br />
Because not everyone was there for the traveling first aid course and people buzzed on beer, rum, and toad secretions forget to bring their kits with them into the jungle, there is a need for an EMS. Our ambulances(people with stretchers and very loud birds strapped to their heads)charge nominal prices calculated by distance from a dispatch post, urgency, availability, and the price of first aid kits and/or herbs. Discounts are available to anyone who can provide precise coordinates so we have less trouble finding you. No other EMS service on the Island will guarantee delivery in less than 30 hours or it's free.****<br />
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'''Armoury'''<br />
With the main police force built on firearms an armoury is essential to Durham development. So few citizens are willing to make the hike to Fort Creedy, so Durham Utility is bringing the guns here. For prices competitive with that Dick trader you can receive a shipment of rifles that could fill the Dutch arsenal twice over. Also available is target practice at our firing range with live targets.*****<br />
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* Army may or may not walk on its stomach.<br />
** Guarantee is refunded by inferior instructor.<br />
*** Any reports of garbage leaching into the water table and giving everyone cholera are purely libelous slander.<br />
**** Guarantee is refunded by inferior paramedic.<br />
***** Durham Utility will not reimburse parents for any deaths or injuries received as part of gun safety week nor is responsible for any spontaneous duals. Rifle shipment may not fill Dutch arsenal once over. Bullets sold separately.<br />
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==Employee Conduct==<br />
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We here at Durham Utility respect our employee's customs and wont engage in explicitly coercive tactics of breaking down their cultural identities.<br />
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When you show up to work, please wash all blood, face paints, and berry juice from your hands, face, and uniform. If you are not issued a uniform, the work clothes from your last colonist can be substituted. Although we rather you not, loincloths and nose bones are acceptable on casual Fridays.<br />
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Employees found in possession of herbs, darts, and poison berries will and must be reported.<br />
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Although it was funny the first few times, blowpipes and darting upper management are now prohibited.<br />
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Please do not bring your pet poisonous snakes to work.<br />
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Please do not bring your scalps, hands, and torsos to work.<br />
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Please do not feed the birds.<br />
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Please do not give your coworkers crabs.<br />
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Please do not perform 'spirit dances' except during festivals and picnics.<br />
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Spirit multiplicity or 'zerging' is not allowed in any two or more employees.<br />
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Please refrain from killing unaggressive Durham citizens and scare away potential clients.<br />
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Please refrain from PDA in the workplace unless married or Dutch.<br />
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Please wait until after your shift before you consume 'falling down liquid.'<br />
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Please wait until after your shift before you consume your coworkers.<br />
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Do not eat our products.<br />
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Do not eat our clients.<br />
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Do not eat DarkFerret's personal office furnishings.</div>Darkferret