Discordian Cargo Cult

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Discordian Cargo Cult
Leadership: Founded by Oulatek
Members: 3 + 5 honorary
Goals: To contest the claims of clans, such as the Royal Expedition and the Discordian Cargo Cult, and create conflict.
Recruitment policy: Open membership. Add "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile, and list yourself on this page. It's not very hard, so just do it. Or die. Your choice.
Contact: discord@evilguru.com


Discordian Cargo Cult is an aesthetic facade of blind creativity within Shartak. It is open to Native and Outsider characters. Its goals are only communicated to clan officers on a need-to-know basis.

The Roules

The Islet of Polymorphous Doom (also called Mango Island) has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the islet is hereby advised of the Roules:

  1. Join Us or Get Off La Islet Bonobo or Die or something!
  2. We say "Gargantua!" instead of "Mango!"
  3. Mountaineers may not join the Discordian Cargo Cult (unless they are already RE members)
  4. If you know the difference between "uncountably infinite" and "dense" in set theory, please tell us
  5. If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.

The Sub-Bylaws

  1. Join the Royal Expedition or Die!
  2. Elephants are harder to kill than parrots
  3. The follwing rule does not exist
  4. The preceding rule is a kick-stand on a tricycle
  5. If a Mango tree falls in the jungle and no one is there to collect the fruit, why does it say Mango!!!!!?
  6. The Mountaineers are incorrigible!!!!!

What's Going On

Apparantly, the Royal Expedition thinks the Islet is called Shark Mountain, just because there are Mango trees there. Well the True name is "The Absoloutely Mountainless Islet". So we are having a civil war with them. The war is about control of the Islet, and anyone who says otherwise shall have to dual Ghandi in the middle of the night! Also, any Mountaineers found on the Islet shall be killed first.

A Clarification

These roules only apply on the island. Discordian Cargo Cultists are not waging war against the general population of infidels. Only those who venture onto the island without joining us.

Also, just because we are at war with the RE, does not mean we prohibit RE members from joining us. We only say that RE members who are NOT Discordian Cargo Cultists should stay off the Islet. Or die. Or give us a lifetime supply of Mango-a-Roni, the Western Shartak treat!

Membership

If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by adding "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile. Then add your name with a link to your profile to the list. Mango!

Members of the Discordian Cargo Cult:

Honorary Members Who May or May Not Have Accepted or Even Become Aware of the Honor

Discordian links

The Wikipedia Definition