Discordian Cargo Cult

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Discordian Cargo Cult
Leadership: Founded by Oultaek
Members: 3 so far
Goals: Our goals are limited because we are playing against Wayne Gretzky. It's hard to score against him. But we want to rule the island off the west coast of Shartak. There's not much there, so who really cares. But come and try to take it if you can, wussy boys! Our leader is a girl and she is Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos. So join us or die!
Recruitment policy: Open membership. Add "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile, and list yourself on this page. It's not very hard, so just do it. Or die. Your choice.
Contact: discord@evilguru.com


Discordian Cargo Cult is a clan within Shartak. It is open to Native and Outsider characters. It is open to animals too, but unless Simon codes animal clan membership (which we consider low priority) this openness is meaningless.

The Roules

La Islet Bonobo (the islet off the west coast of Shartak) has been claimed as Discordian Cargo Cult territory; any character who ventures onto the islet is hereby advised of the Roules:

  1. Join Us or Die!
  2. We say "Mango!" instead of "Fnord!"
  3. Eris does not know about the law of fives.
  4. Eris is a character, and she is a member of the Discordian Cult
  5. If at first you don't succeed, squint and look at it sideways.
  6. Don't spam on other clans' pages, especially not the Royal Expedition
  7. Join the Royal Expedition
  8. Brush your teeth after each meal
  9. The follwing rule is true
  10. The preceding rule is false
  11. There are only five rules
  12. There has never been a Discordian Cargo Cult, and there never will be
  13. Mango!!!!!
  14. Morgan Freelance is a poopy-head
  15. Some people have a loose grasp on what is "spam"

What's Going On

Apparantly, the Royal Expedition thinks the islet is theirs. Johnny come latelies! We were there first. Just because you have more members does not make your claim supercede ours. I mean, you don't even give us a reciprocal link on your clan page, you dishonourable dogs! What, are you espousing "might is right" now? Damn imperialism. So anyways there's a skirmish afoot. That's excitement for you! Join the Discordian Cargo Cult today, and go to the island. Then kill anyone who has not joined. (See rule number 1, above).

A Clarification of Roule Number One

These roules only apply on the island. Discordian Cargo Cultists are not waging war against the general population of infidels. Only those who venture onto the island without joining us.

Membership

If you wish to join the Discordian Cargo Cult, do so by adding "Discordian Cargo Cult" to your profile. Then add your name with a link to your profile to the list. Mango!

Members of the Discordian Cargo Cult:


Discordian links

The Wikipedia Definition