Colonial Police/newsarchive
September 2006
September 28th, 2006
Alarming numbers of mercenaries have descended upon York and reports of murders of innocent civilians by mercenaries are pouring into the CPHQ. Also, the feared attacks by the Jolly Roger Clowns failed to materialize, apparently as a result of their attack force getting lost, which suggests that the group is full of blustery incompetents and boorish drunks, as suspected all along.
September 20th, 2006
Word is spreading in York of an imminent attack by The Jolly Roger Gang. York citizens are advised to travel with caution when on the north-bound road out of York.
Also, our alliance with the Order of Patriots has officially come to an end.
September 9th, 2006
The conflict between Durham and York continues to escalate, as a Durhamer has begun to attack Colonial Police members while shouting messages such as "The island for Durham!!!". In the latest incident, Durhamer Halfway there and pirate associate Anne Bonney jointly attacked Colonial Police members in the CPHQ.
August 2006
August 26th, 2006
New leader decided. Kjendlie will be the one to lead the new Colonial Police.
August 23rd, 2006
Today, MickR, founder and leader of the Colonial Police retired. A new leader is currently being decided. However, all roads seem to be pointing to Kjendlie as the new leader. This is the new dawn of The Colonial Police!
July 2006
July 7th, 2006
Lately there have been a number of individuals messing with the Colonial Police wiki page. We would like to ask that this page only be edited by official CP members (unless, of course, you are placing your profile under the 'Members' section).
July 4th, 2006
The CP is currently undergoing negotiations with the Order of Patriots.
July 1st, 2006
The CP has a large number of friends and a large number of enemies. We are currently looking to form alliances with any group that supports our cause...
June 2006
June 15th, 2006
The war with Lord Paul Reefer's group, 'The Reefer Terror Cell', has officially begun. The CP needs new members now more than ever.
June 12th, 2006
The Colonial Police now has a grand total of nine members!
June 6th, 2006
We found and executed a number of criminals today, and tried talking to Lord Paul Reefer again.
June 4th, 2006
Yesterday, a member of the Mercenary's Guild was hired to kill MickR. The negotiations begin...
June 2nd, 2006
The CP are looking into entering negotiations with the Mercenary's Guild.
May 2006
May 31st, 2006
The Colonial Police forum is now open.
May 28th, 2006
To whoever posted their profile up on the wiki, the link didn't work so I deleted it, please try again.
May 27th, 2006
The Colonial Police are now an officially recognised clan. MickR and Arwedda are currently returning to HQ.
May 23rd, 2006
Neither Arwedda or MickR have enough XP to set up the clan today, but we're hoping to A.S.A.P. We're going hunting for a short time so that we can get 'Clan Leadership' we shall return to York soon.
May 22nd, 2006
After a long and painful trip we finally got him, JB Aristide is down! For the first time in the history of the Colonial Police, the 'Most Wanted' list is empty.
May 21st, 2006
We finally found him! Lord Paul Reefer has been brought to justice. His last know location was at [-70.383,+26.304].
May 14th, 2006
Membership Drive. Currently accepting any and every application to join the CPHQ, except those made by convicts. This drive is in response to the rampant crime that has overtaken the peoples of York. Your town needs you to help keep the peace.
May 12th, 2006
There has been some debate as to whether or not W B Hazen was guilty for killing BlackJack inside the CPHQ. Arwedda acted by instinct. W B Hazen... if, in fact, you were not guilty, the Colonial Police apologise for any inconvenience they may have caused.
May 11th, 2006
After further investigation by Mick, it seems that natives belonging to a dangerous group called The Raktamites are camping out in various huts around York. If you have the time, check any huts near-by and make sure there are no dangerous natives inside. Do not attack them unless you are SURE they are PKers.
May 9th, 2006
Phutnanog was finally brought to justice today. Hopefully he has now learnt that murders in York will always be avenged.
May 7th, 2006
The crime-rate in York is currently at an all time high. The CP is doing all they can to stop the murders.
May 3rd, 2006
Two new members joined the Colonial Police today.
Welcome to Slavik and czech1. Together we can help protect the citizens of York, and eventually reduce crime in York on a massive scale.
April 2006
April 29th, 2006
It seems that a clan of Natives lead by Phutnanog, known as the 'Raktamites' has been on a killing spree in York.
If you have any information that would give us a lead towards the capture of Phutnanog and the other murderous members of his group please contact Mick or Arwedda at the Colonial Police HQ in York (-70.374,+26.313).
April 25th, 2006
Clan established.
