Channel Four News Team

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"Every care must be taken that our auxiliaries, being stronger than our citizens, may not grow to be too much for them and become savage beasts." -One of Ron Burgundy's many leather bound books.


"And were a civilized nation engaged with barbarians, who observed no rules even of war; the former must also suspend their observance of them, where they no longer serve any purpose; and must render every action or recounter as bloody and pernicious as possible to the first aggressors." -Another of Ron Burgundy's many leather bound books.


"Yes, I am alone. The last of the Anchormen. I said scotch damnit."' -A haiku written by a slightly inebriated Tovarisch Khrushchev of the Channel 4 News Team.