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[[Category: Groups|Channel 4 News Team]]
 
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'''''"Every care must be taken that our auxiliaries, being stronger than our citizens, may not grow to be too much for them and become savage beasts."'''  -One of [[User:Ron Burgundy|Ron Burgundy]]'s many leather bound books.''
 
 
 
'''''"And were a civilized nation engaged with barbarians, who observed no rules even of war; the former must also suspend their observance of them, where they no longer serve any purpose; and must render every action or recounter as bloody and pernicious as possible to the first aggressors."''' -Another of [[User:Ron Burgundy|Ron Burgundy]]'s many leather bound books.''
 
 
 
'''''"Yes, I am alone. The last of the Anchormen. I said scotch damnit."'''  -A haiku written by a slightly inebriated [[User:Tovarisch Khrushchev|Tovarisch Khrushchev]] of the Channel 4 News Team.''
 
 
 
 
 
==That's all well and good, but how can I join your Righteous Army?==
 
 
Just write "Channel 4 News Team" in your profile.  The Channel 4 News Team is looking for every single Vicious Killer it can get its hands on, so as to better execute Our Cunning Plan.  That is to say, we need you.  Hell, I need you.  I'm a mess without you.  When this whole zombie thing is over, we should all get an apartment together!  Well, that's neither here nor there.  Anyway, Zombie Apocalypses, it seems, make all men equal.  Membership, therefore, is not restricted to anchormen (though a certain pirate hooker need not apply).  Even the lowly, nameless cameraman may join us in Glorious Battle- so long as there are no commercials, no mercy.
 

Latest revision as of 02:02, 19 January 2009