Ghostbusters

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Leadership: Rill
Members: 1
Goals: To sell our ghostbusting services to the outsiders.
Recruitment policy: All shamans with the Exorcism skill and at least two language skills can sign up.
Contact: Through the wiki talk page

Ghostbusters

Ever since the outsiders set foot on the island of Shartak, they have been kept awake by strange noises in the night, or even scared to death by the wailing of the restless dead. They only had to use their brains to realise that there was something strange in the neighborhood. But with no one to call to their aid, they had to put up with the spirits that would flock to their settlements, lured by the smell of the living. Until recently, the natives of the island were also plauged by the hauntings, until their shamans rediscovered ancient rituals of their ancestors that would banish spirits. Many natives saw the fact that the spirits now flock to their enemies, the outsiders settlements as a blessing. The shaman Rill, on the other hand, saw it as a viable business oppurtunity. Being able to exorcise spirits, he thought why not sell his services to the outsiders? And so, gathering up his possessions and stealing a logo from a group of four young outsider scientists that were doing research on the spirits, he set off to the outsider settlements to make some gold...

Hiring

An outsider or group of outsiders can hire one of our members for 5 gold a day. We will immediately dispatch one of our shamans to the required settlement and proceed to exorcise spirits from all the public places. The client is required to set up a signpost informing other outsiders not to attack the exorcist, where the shaman will sleep. All of our shamans will refrain from any violence towards outsiders, while they are a part of the clan. To contact us please use the talk page.

Membership

  • Are you a shaman with a knack for removing spirits?
  • Do you have unbiased opinions about outsiders?
  • Are you fustrated that you're village is no longer haunted?
  • Do you get the feeling that everyone in your village hates you?
  • Do you suffer from allergies, stomache pains or frequent headaches?
  • Do you recognise the deep spiritual value of gold?
  • Do you realise that enlightenment comes from the acquisition of lots of gold?
  • Do the other shaman call you a materialistic and shallow sell-out?
  • Do you get the feeling you're being watched all the time?
  • Did you have cabbage for dinner two nights ago?
  • Do you often use more explanation marks than most people would consider "necessary"?

If the answer to all of the above is "YES!!! YEESS!!! I DO/DID/AM!!! WOW!! ITS TALKING ABOUT ME!! THESE QUESTIONS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME!! MY POTENTIAL IS FINALLY BEING RECOGNISED!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!" then Ghostbusters are looking for YOU!